Languages of Afghanistan Edition
/cum/- Canada United States Mexico
Afghanistan can suck my dick fr
hello. time for church
I haven't had a nicotine buzz in like a year but I randomly got one this morning after me vape
my body is healing
My grandma used to make this
I give it a yum/10
semen
Yummy!
We have this too it's goated.
imagine my semen on your tummy :)
What a sticky mess!
Petitioning to make this thread less zesty. Shut your gay asses up.
Says the zestmaster who went on a cosplay thanksgiving
mexicans dont really post in here that often. i know you dont want to change the current acronym but it should be renamed /anglo north american lands/
Retard.
I learned that most humans are uncivilized beasts. This is difficult to accept and yet undeniable in the fact of overwhelming evidence.
a darky has no troubles when hes got a song to sing
still haven't cried.
All the students at my uni are dense
I wish I was a lolcow with an audience that bought me food and donated to me.
Good morning /cum/ I'm still feeling ~anxious~ and i hate it
morning bud
anyone pickle eggs here? share a recipe
Who are you gonna hook up with at the /cum/ bbq anon?
Spinster
just discovered a top notch breakfast.
Put an egg omelette on top of a burger patty.
Kino.
imagine the farts
I think you'll have to settle for a frogposter, visajeet
it’s just eggs in vinegar
shouldn’t make you gassier than normal eggs unless Im missing something
Your auntie.
I don't have an inhaler so im gonna go drink a lot of coffee. It actually works pretty well if you have asthma i did it many times in the past. You gotta
1) supercharge on coffee
2) put towels under door and turn on hot shower to generate steam
Got asthma. Have no inhaler. Don't drink coffee.
Hey are you guys in hard physical exercise or meditation for today. Today marks the last energy surge of the current lunar month either way. Pave the way for future accomplishments and long-term projects. This airy and bright day will turn out fortunate for many endeavors. People are mostly calm and complacent on this day. If you surrendered to negativity yesterday and hurt someone, today is the ideal time for apologies but I think I'm ok, I even fasted. Diverse and nutritious diet sounds good I had sardines and runny eggs in olive oil and spices. It is the very good day for contacting with the opposite sex. Anyone using construction, repair, foundation or housework out there for fitness? Planting gardens? If you wanna paint a fence you will never find a day better for this purpose. Don't hesitate to ask for help but maintain a peace above all. Good day. Gonna try it all.
sometimes when i'm having a pleasant conversation with someone ITT i think to myself "this guy probably told me to kill myself at some point"
reminder to use their own 4dvice and block their buzzwords i.e.
ignore rat*
hide rat*
filter rat*
do not respond
your experience will improve. check the last thread with CTRL+F to see the results.
you can also filter than by installing 4chanX, clicking the arrow -> filter comment -> edit the comment because they try to evade filters and you know they like to make fake conversations for the 1000th time
reminder to reprot their posts for spam :) thanks. this will improve the quality of your thread - not his - the mods dont care about and want to die. BE the great and good and filter. thank you - advert over
while fat does not take his own advice (and filter me). why would you??
are you a woman
currently craving mcdonals
Hungry for the first morning in a while
Back on the omad grind
private taxi for my burrito
that's gonna make your bathroom moldy DOUGH
man, the general for my favorite game on Anon Babble is really shitty
Our economy would collapse if it weren’t for “illegal” labor
So they say but they never produce the data to prove this, why are they like this?
i knew having an underclass of low paid workers was a good thing!
imagine how much stronger our economy would be if every worker were paid less
So if the economy just tanked a little we could all have way more workers rights and be treated as more than slaves by our bosses like in europe? I think im taking the anti illegal pill
Trump will deport them. don't worry.
Working under others’ supervision, at a specialized job slice whose purpose is not always clear, and amid pressures for a rapid pace—these three modern patterns continue to define modern labor for most people, even in a vaunted “postindustrial” economy.
office canteen
short commute
does not suffer
Why doesn't he show his wife, does he hate her?
This guy is a fucking weirdo. But ye office lifestyle is kinda comfy but not exactly. Idk.
Watching this flick that righToids are super mad about
i forgot to mention this, but my HRT is doing wonders. i feel so much better on e
Over time, as well, people began to get used to modern work conditions, no longer finding them newly distasteful, while also forgetting pre-modern comparative standards. Employers in most industrial societies reported that the first generation or two of factory workers were the hardest to accommodate, since their expectations had been shaped by preindustrial conditions. Experiences like clock-based work time, for example, no longer seemed strange to third-generation personnel.
Im proud of you for being bold and brave in presenting as the gender which most fits you. Keep on expressing your true identity and pissing off the bigot cis shitlord trump idiots. Slay queen! You are so valid and cared about and loved
fag
company picnic
all are indians
gets home
dog instead of a woman
the absolute state of modern "men"
THE RIVER
He's married retard
The idea that complaint reflected on the complainer, not the system, was hard to shake off entirely. It would resurface for example in the 20th century, when a new breed of industrial psychologists, brought in to reduce workplace grievances, argued that work issues reflected a person’s problems off the job, perhaps in family life, not any intrinsic employment problem.
why are boomers like this
I don't get it
Remember the book the Jungle? That's when men were real men and had real jobs
The coffee didn't help
update: shershay ronan plays the little negro's coal burning mother
there hasn't been a single good youtube video uploaded this week i'm bored out of my mind
haven't watched a youtube video in years
it's sunday morning, buddy
Contemporary-style boredom encouraged new connections with consumerism, from childhood onward.
Want to make sure kids aren’t bored on their birthdays? Take them to one of the special emporiums catering to children’s entertainment, like Chuck E Cheese.
Concerned about possible boredom during a restaurant meal? Take the family to a fast food outlet (with its explicitly labeled Happy Meal) where there’s not much time to be bored and where the experience is spiced further with provision of cheap toys with the kids’ meals.
Worried about kids with seemingly nothing to do? Let them turn on the TV; for as the New York Times was noting as early as 1950, "youngsters today need television for their morale as much as they need fresh air and sunshine for their health."
Dad called and woke me out of my dream where I was about to eat pussy
life as the laptop of an ordinary college graduate with job: 6AM: D E S C E N D
The guy who is the new vsauce put up like 3
same but I was about to suck a bbc
each day i go through the life of the bag of an ordinary college graduate with a job, wherein at 6AM i am V O R E D
Psychoanalysis is absolute pseudoscience
Going to the sto. Wachu want?
a bbc
yo soy
What's that?
he needs a tv license
good morning + happy sunday everyone. im gonna play games and play some guitar today hbu?
back from church
Blueberry chocolate maybe?
gym and football like every sunday, stay blessed
Pissbros we’re so back
just got a fax
Words can’t express how much I love women
I love women
Why?
fuck off coombrain
drinking covfefe
have to study family law
about to start every moment now
Blood shit piss cum puss sweat
Some of these AI bot Facebook accounts are really strange
Going to the zoo today
You don’t love women, you’re just a coomer
I also love women, and not just for fucking.
No I really do love love loooooove them
you are so repulsive
I just learned that a spider can become obese
Imagine eating so much bug slushy your skeleton gets too tight to move
i thought about the roman empire for 5 hours already today
My 0.8 gram life
lmfao
mister chief face the camera!
swede!
lets fucking go! give turbo gf please i beg you
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So I must be ugly, right? I have dozens of female friends and never had a gf. If I were attractive then one of them would have came on to me.
do you need an apprentice? nothing to do with your post
Mexico, they didn't have blueberry chocolate. I just got what I thought looked good.
have you ever hit on a woman before?
have you ever asked one out?
Women almost never make the first move. But if you have mostly female friends they probably think you're gay
Not necessarily, could be one or all of them are or were interested but you never initiated. Women be like that
No
Yes
there's your problem. you need to show overt interest in women or else they get the ick
I'm just autismal I guess
I don't know how to do it without being creepy :(
I've never been taught how to flirt with women. I just talk to them like I'd talk to a friend
sometimes i like to scream as loud as i can for no reason in particular
you're hosed. you need to unlearn your life habits.
I can't do this because I have roommates
Is Dubai chocolate also a trend where yallses be located or is this just a Germoid zoomer moment
how quickly would you die in mutually assured destruction nuclear war? Respond with a range of seconds, minutes or hours
This doesn't help at all. How do I let a woman know I'm attracted to her without being creepy?
i live with my parents and siblings and it doesn't stop me
I live next to Los Angeles so probably quick
don't worry about being creepy at all. showing anxiety or double guessing yourself is what causes the creepy sensation.
stop acting on your anxieties. women are weak and conflict avoidant.
Around 25 minutes and 30 seconds
But what do I say? "You're cute"?
There's no instructions on this very important part of life
If I were attractive then one of them would have came on to me.
get this straight from the incel play book?
its statistical improbable that if you're attractive and around enough women you wouldn't be approached openly once
you'll probably be approached by a few guys as well
it depends on your local culture. just try anything
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k-pop brain worms tunnelling deeper
i should honestly die
I've been approached by random girls at parties and clubs (rarely) but never any nice women who I've already been talking to
don't do that, you'll be dead.
what's your favorite afghanistani language
english
Persian (dari)
we speak american here sir
have to spend so much in the coming week, ugh
I got a 3 day ban for posting a pic of Mayli (Kelly Balthazar) (Jiayi Wang) from facial abuse because of "copyright infringement" even though the image was edited in a way that is compliant with the DMCA.
I think she paid gook moot a fat sum to autoban posters of her image.
have to spend so much in the coming week, ugh
me at the top
i think her father paid for it, more likely
bizarre and grim development
Whip whiplash
What are you even talking about
I'm kino
I'm based
Qrd:
Hapa girl with a dad who's a VP at Goldman sach's
Turns 18
Literally less than 7 days later goes and does the absolute fucking most hardcore face-fucking porno
Does it 2 more times including a scene where she cuts his dick and fucks him raw and gets creampied
All because [woman reasons]
Dadberg finds out
He has to pay the company fat stacks to buy the publication rights
There's other details like her getting busted selling weed
Overall a very kino story and she is an amazing performer, she's trying to be a famous artist in the New York circles but every time she has an online presence people bring up the pornos.
Why did this not pass
most people think criminals shouldnt have rights, Im guessing
talk about disingenuous language
can we talk about the election on here yet?
Most voters don’t have strong enough reading comprehension to understand what they’re voting for.
in this case they did, however.
that explains a lot about california's historical voting patterns
what's disingenuous about it, I don't live there so I have no idea if this is like a trojan horse
"copyright infringement"
Never heard of bans for this. That's crazy.
I think it's more likely that certain pics and webms are in a Anon Babble autoban filter. I posted a webm of a naked midget in brazil who runs around fake humping people at a bar or restaurant, and immediately got banned, too fast for a jan to even see it
You gotta do it multiple times. I was phone posting and thought my warning was a captcha failure and just hit ok and tried again.
choosing to be a criminal, commit crimes and then having to make license plates in prison isn't slavery
Women are actually demonic
can sony stop racking up the Ls?
getting banned for posting women now, not women in bikinis, just straight up regular ass fully clothed women, ever since a mod decided cum is his home turf i just constantly get banned on this general alone, he really doesn't like me here
uh oh do we have a gay mod? is brian a mod now?
is working out good for you?
I want five gallons of vodka but I dont have a car
New arc starts TODAY
I am going to be a man im proud of once again
Im going yo be on good terms with my ex and stop having panic attacks when i see her
Im going to get a good job and a good potential wife
Im gonna lose another 35lb instead of just stopping here
so much for europe being "walkable" or having "public transportation"
They eventually get cycled. There was a hardcore Russian janny here who banned me any time I mentioned something about Russia being the CSAM capital of the world and how it's not illegal there. The ban reason was "disrespecting other cultures".
bdsm and stuff like that disturbs me
thats the spirit. it's not about trying to be someone else, it's about trying to be the best version of yourself
how is that disturbing? she's clearly excited by her nipple clamps
Americans getting surprised the ICC is independent and politicians just can't ignore it like your courts
name 10 public figures arrested by the ICC in the past 20 years
Bro we beat ICC like 15 years ago already. Let it go. The Lich King is dead.
Hello. I'm trying to learn how americans pronounce the "th" sound in words like month, think, nothing, there, that, the, etc.
This is a little bit difficult for us portuguese speakers because it doesn't exist in the portuguese languge and is something completely new. I saw an english teacher on youtube say you put your tongue between your teeth and blow, is that correct?
paws off netanyahu
yah
just got to stay outside the green countries
did you ever get the lich kings horse, invisible?
post a vocaroo
orange countries the best, green countries are cuckolds
Lichma balls
No. I quit before I got SM too, but I was a pvp player mainly anyways and cheesed with Bryntroll mostly and Glorenzelg sometimes.
My mic isn't working :(
Business idea: multivitamin company that actually publishes third party results of their batch analysis, serializes batches and prints a QR code on the bottle that links directly to the batch analysis.
This does exist.you really think brian johnson type nerds just be taking vitamins from walmart?
good morning /cum/ you are my only friends
Market it to normalfags
DID I EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE MY HEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOO?
YOU'RE EVERYTHING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WISH I COULD BEEEEEEEEEEEE
OH, AND I COULD FLY HIGHER THAN AN EEEEEEEEEEEAGLE
you are the wiiiiiind beneath my wiiiiiings
it's important to get real life friends too you know, just invaded a dennys with 11 honest fellas last night after a few garage band sets
Make skrib to celebrate our friendship.
your only friends? what are their names?
normalfags only want vitamins from walmoshart
just gave meself a haircut
is getting a haircut worse or not as bad as getting a papercut
My dad made me do yardwork outside with him for about 2 hours and man, I feel bad for you Mexicans. That's a rough life. I'd rather be raped every day than have to do yardwork every day.
it keeps us healthy and fit
It's easy as shit what are you talking about about
damn becky calm down
oh no I had to rake for 5 mins this is literally slavery I'd rather be heckin raped!!
women these days
do females (XX) really?
A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg.
These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey
man if you thought we had enough dysgenic freaks already, just wait till we start birthing Affirmative Action sperms
I'M AN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN FIGHTING TILL THE WARS WON
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I truly believe without /cum/ i would have lost my fucking mind these last few months i love you guys
i don't think an unhealthy sperm means the baby born from it's genetic material will be unhealthy too bro
modes he is ban evading again to post this garbage last post about it but still
no reason for this chinky post to exist
did you find your mind again
why do you think that? seems pretty obvious that if the sperm can't even do it's one job it's probably not the one
did that one anons cat ever come home?
Is "can" in "I can swim" pronounced the same as "can" in "can of food"?
For now yeah lmao
yes
Yes, we were given a happy update. It was recovered
Yes
There were 2 of us but mine didnt and i dont think spinny's did either
:(
well that's good. a mind in an important thing to have
Wait for real omg
Happy for her
My favorite outside kitty is still gone...
My neighbor had her since she was 10 :/
Poor girl
feeling ok but it's hard to move past the loneliness sometimes
Im knowimg that feel real well anon
Can only strive forward with optimism, otherwise is detrimental
im back
you're the only one who can fix your loneliness. i believe in you to start on the journey
massive chest pump feeling great
dolphins absolutely buttraping the gaytriots
Sunday is such a blessed day honestly
and you got digits
gonna check whats on the tele
ok boomerberg
4s while listening to fore
Im literally Bateman holy fuck
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YOU BRING THE RAZERBLADE
I'LL BRING THE SPEED
can't order thing I need because shitty frog website only has gaypal as a payment option
This would never happen in America.
Im too tired for this bullshit
I'm going to learn how to speak english as close as possible to how an actual american speaks no matter how many hours of study and practice it takes
Good luck
The president's english is the lingua franca of planet earth so this is a good idea
true. gaypal sucks
good luck, my man
drinking covfefe and waiting for my burger to arrive
had an uplifting phone call with my only friend
and you will do it for free and just to work a min wage job at mcdonalds
this is why the west is doomed
you had it too good for too long, it's time share the wealth
I DONT CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT I JUST WANT TO LAY DOWN UNDER A PALM TREE AND CHILL
with my only friend
why does /cum/ have a friend shortage
doing weighted pull ups today
AND DRINK HEAVILY
AND EAT FATTY FOODS
AND PAY FOR SEX
I miss those.
I'm boring and not a good at conversing why would anyone want to be my friend? I think being uninteresting is the worst thing you could be plagued by
you ever think about luigis mansion?
I wnat my country to go out of its way for people to not know English, not know anything about the states of the US, censor any mention of american history and never show news about american politics. The only thing Mexicans should know about the US is that they stole our land and supported our most evil dictators. The only knowledge of americans we should have is that theyre fat violent and stupid
Got a GC. Still never played that game.
I dont even know where people hang out anymore. How the fuck do I make frens
WHY CAN'T THIS DESK STAY CLEAN FOR MORE THAN A FUCKING DAY
WHY DOES DUST COME BACK NOT EVEN A SECOND AFTER IM DONE VACUUMING
WHY DOES MY BACK HURT
WHY DO I WAKE UP EXHAUSTED EVERY DAY
damn this destiny dude is smart
the most disgusting thing I witnessed this week was the inside of an american snowcone roadside fast food place on video, its just ice sugar and liquid chemicals poured on and these whales and black pepo come up who will shoot you if they dont like the service while paying $5 for sugar ice
....are you just now figuring out what snowcones are?
good afternoon
yeah, fatties and niggers are pretty repulsive
this bitch is the most obvious grifter whore, destiny is just more relevant than her
i don't know about the other anon but my baby boy came home safe after being missing for 3 days
ive never had snowcone, its food for the lower class
nobody is above having a big mac now and then get over yourself
the burger is here
last time i saw this picture the caption said he looked like snoop dogg
big mac is delicious but it will bankrupt them
how'd you become so weak?
many people believe that the big mac has too much bread
Hemlo
I had sex with that burger before it met you
i think it's good how it is but i know that some people just get a mcdouble with big mac sauce if they think it's too bready
has science gone too far?
Got injured 5 times in a row and just quit lifting.
You must create a female for me with whom I can live in the interchange of those sympathies necessary for my being
this made me very upset
damn, i guess they gotta take the groomer books out of the library now :
I care about the children
Yeah, no you don't
i dont believe in libraries anymore if i want a book ill download it onto my phone or laptop
Man Idaho looks so based.
went to my public library the other day and it was all smelly shitty homeless.
harry potter would count under this rule
percy jackson would count under this rule
diary of a wimpy kid would count under this rule
this is 100% throwing the baby out with the bathwater
i have a degree in early childhood education, i unironically do care about the kids
why are you like this
fuck those kids they have to sit outside because there's a book with a no no word in the library, this isn't what america is about
I care about the children
pedophile dogwhistle
kill yourself
Nobody is gonna complain about those books. Stop reaching.
People pretending like they still visit libraries
if my kids brought home diary of a wimpy kid, i would recommend to them to read something else.
that book is straight up for faggots
okay but the law was passed, and those books are over 18 according to the word of the law.
it's not up to interpretation, that's how the law is written. also, you're bulgarian
the pedophile strikes out in fear when revealed
They have to chill in one of those cozy comfy soulful teepees? That sucks!
also, you're bulgarian
Based me.
*speaks up in a small squeaky voice* i have my town's library card in my wallet and i actually do check out books
you are a liar and a phony
i need to get off this website today i'm too easily trolled it's my fault for bringing up something "controversial"
i used to check out 4 books a month from my library, but then i got an e-reader and now i just pirate all my books
i still volunteer at the library tho
disagreed with bulgaria so he lost his /cum/ rights
You already lost bud. Majority of your country agrees with me.
reading about some of these banned books, and yeah. kids shouldn't read these tranny propaganda pieces
epl.org
this was my experience as well
i used to go because it was a good quiet place away from home to find an outlet to charge my laptop while i studied or worked on something but now all the outlets are mobbed by homeless
they're not rude or belligerent but it is inconvenient
LOL
Its true. Ask this anon right here
The Watsons go to Burmingham has been banned for violent content and inappropriate language
is this a fucking joke? thats the whole point
why did you reply to me?
KEK
In 2014 formal complaint was sent to Toronto Public Library claiming Hop On Pop “encourages children to use violence against their fathers” by hopping on them.
IS THAT... A CHILDREN'S BOOK THAT HAS JOKES ABOUT FARTING
HELP ME IDAHO I'M GOING INSANE
lmfao
Where the nibbas who brag about going to church but still as fucked up as everyone else who doesn't at?
last time i went there was a homeless guy talking to a youtube video and a brown guy talking on the phone
we're going straight back to the satanic daycare panic of the 90s
why is there so many tranny ads on Anon Babble
Outlook is positive >:)
they went to church and realized that Anon Babble was bad, so they stopped coming here