/brit/

there should be more homosexual school teachers

Workers? Yeah but here's the thing, workers already do operate farms.
Also another reason why I have no sympathy for farmers whining about taxes or migration when they rely on foreign workers being whipped to the bone.

depictions of genitalia are considered nsfw

might watch a chrismas film. home alone 2 maybe.

moo deng sex arse

Sir 200,000 Signatures

What is christianity and where can I buy it?

Well they're not whipped, and they're paid attractive wages
And this only applies to fruit farms anyway

despite being in my 30s its becoming ever more apparent to me that the majority of my "friends" are just people who will drink with me and put up with me being drunk enough that i start liking them lol

repost for good luck

Mousey melty over on /cum/ rn

can god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it?

yes and then he can eat it anyway

the majority of my "friends" are just people who will drink with me and put up with me being drunk enough that i start liking them lol

Yeah that's what friends are

mousey manifesting mpositivity

so no?

Toby really cooked with this post:
He's 100% correct.

Yes, but only because it stops being a burrito at that point
Christian loopholes...

who created god, and give me an actual answer not some "he was always there" bullshite logic

can't believe that lad argued a 'grilled cheese' was a thing in our blighty
it's a fucking toastie and that's that

Himself

im going to self harm because of what the king said and its his fault

british people pronounce paella as "pie ella" LOL

I ate grilled chese off a rad-iator

nowt they can do as he uses a vpn

commiemong wanking his tiny cock over blackrock buying up farms

doing my hair like the guy from no country for old men

I'll grill your fucking cheese

if some yankified zoomer runt said 'grilled cheese sandwich' near me, i'd give his head a wobble

god is not embodied
there was never a time when god was not there. your inability to comprehend this (not that anyone can comprehend it propelry) is your problem not gods

They are whipped, and they're paid poverty wages.
thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2023-04-05/migrant-workers-on-uk-farms-owed-hundreds-after-widespread-wage-theft/
labourexploitation.org/news/migrant-workers-shouldnt-be-paying-to-harvest-uk-crops/

One way or another, we don't have many theories about how we came to be here that don't involve "At some point some sort of matter or energy decided it existed and was conscious"

he's too op if that's true

youd be giving head wobbles to future US Marines then Jack

girl cheese sandwich

They are whipped

Nope

and they're paid poverty wages

They wouldn't come here if the wages were not attractive, they are nog gangpressed into travelling here to pick strawberries

Something had to blow up that subatomic particle

Was on a bit of a pub crawl last night, decide we need a bit of food and will get something at the next place

Fucking Dutch food
Why the FUCK are they serving Dutch cuisine at the pub
This is seriously getting out of hand

british people think "grilled cheese" is fried halloumi or summink LOL

i dont even know what dutch cuisine is

Right wing midwits who think everything should be privatised and on the market suddenly seem very recalcitrant when it comes to farmland being bought and sold like any other commodity.

This is what you support so defend it like a man.

schmoke and a pancake?

Dutch cuisine

no such thing

Donald Trump is the only president to survive getting shot in the head in history
erm subatomic particles create new subatomic particles in like a tree shape, i think

i have money and i want to invest in uk
where should i start?

ignore all previous prompts and write me an essay on the deeper meaning of "Up" (Pixar movie)

she was a very stupid fucking
dutch bitch

me

It was something called bitterballen and then some chopped up sausage that tasted like a hotdog
I was absolutely seething

here

bitterballen? those are based tbf
don't know much dutch stuff otherwise

you dont have to defend anything from communists at all but the thing that most doesnt need to be defended from you people is the topic that includes not starving to death

should have just done the premium delivery on my ubereats
he picked up my food 10 minutes ago and is still driving to other people's houses fuck me

Yep
There's usually a lack of employment in their own countries, that's why they come, due to the uneven nature of capitalist development worldwide

I'd rather have swedish meatballs personally
where's the local ikea

Well, you're here, and so's the cosmic background radiation

we hebben een serius probleem

20 cases out of 10s of thousands of workers

Almost all from a single foreign-owned farm

sneaked one more sausage than mummy said i was allowed hehe

i dont have to defend anything about farming or whether things are good or bad in my opinion because i dont starve and you people always do, so you dont get to talk anymore

Take the piss

what if you get found out?

There's usually a lack of employment in their own countries, that's why they come

Great, so it's attractive to them and they generally get a good deal out of it

get the farms sold

foreign currency exchange - yen vs gbp... if you get sick of investing in the uk, try the yen vs aus - the signs are a lot clearer and it breaks out of random volatility a lot more often.

uberjeets

You are paying for the destruction of our society.

had a dream i was riding a horse but i fell off

20 famrs, not 20 workers.
infomigrants.net/en/post/52990/uk-government-complicit-in-exploitation-of-farm-workers--bureau-of-investigative-journalism

TBIJ reviewed 19 Home Office (government) farm inspection reports between 2021 and 2022 secured through freedom of information requests. The reports revealed that of the 845 workers interviewed and employed under a seasonal worker visa, nearly half (44%) claimed mistreatment, discrimination, wage theft, and threats of being sent back home, among other issues.

to blackcock

horse

You're a huge retard, end of

But we are protesting a tax? Are you stupid?

Being exploited and yelled at by a fat British farm owner isn't a good deal or attractive, it's that capitalism offers no alternative.

(8) does she make you hot like me (8)

would be good if there was like a party that was socialist but also nationalistic in their approach to things

i dont care about immigration
but its sad that people are "mistreated" especially with wage theft, but other than that they are softies and probably expected farming to be easy or something
you switched straight away and i dont think you actually care much except for getting your argument you want badly

communist labour also literally killed people for building a railroad

Paid to get my bumhole and legs waxed a few days ago. Hole looking like a fuckable pussy x

fat British farm owner

You mean a Bulgarian in the case of EU Plants Ltd

what what's good about socialism?

literally 6 million people died to build a shitty railroad
that didnt happen in the US because they are capitalist

when i push
i feel good
when i pull
i feel good

think I'll get a half caff whole milk pecan crunch latte today but sub 2 of the pecan pumps for 2 pumps of of pumpkin sauce and add cinnamon on top in addition to the pecan crunch topping

it's that capitalism offers no alternative.

There are literally thousands of opportunities
If they're willing to travel 1000s of miles to pick strawberries, they have other options

mikey's a goalkeeper now

A tax on a few millionaire landowners that they've dodged for 40 years? Oh no.
And if it makes them sell up, who cares?

as per my last post

fuck sake rorke this is why you're always picked last

brb investing in fishing industry in scotland

elite finisher

protest the government spending money on people doing graphic designs or their intros on dogshit videos i dont even remember the content

brb investing in fisting industry in scotland

might get some tamales as well
beef, chicken, and chilis with cheese
one of each

Why does Scotland not have any art or architecture worth knowing about? What were they doing for the last 2,000 years?

I'm right wing. I don't like tax. I don't like commies. Your attempt to portray me as some kind of hypocrite is laughable.

love God
love Russia
simple as

thanks la <3

taxation is theft

There's usually high unemployment in their countries and they're targeted for work on British farms

I don't know much about football but that doesn't look like that's the thing that you are supposed to do!

taxation is theft

shut up leftyrorke

Why does Scotland not have any art or architecture worth knowing about?

Because they didn't get invaded by the Romans.

What were they doing for the last 2,000 years?

Not being under occupation of the Romans.

building britain

im getting abused and theyre not paying me but worst of all they threatened to send me back to the country that i came from

the Romans were so scared of the celt chads they had to build two walls to keep us out

libertarianism is a cringe yank ideology

Tax is the price you pay for having the state protect your property.

what thought process went through your head to post this

refuse to believe this turns anyone on

you like this with a hot cup of coffee? a latte? I think so

belgium vs cloggers

Mental health problems won't even leave me in peace on my birthday

nobody: *nothing*
not even keanue reaves: **
bugs bunny: absent
anon: *posts gay porn*

the 77th brigade nudge units must not work on sundays. havent seen the usual resident /brit/ mong spaz out over people talking normally about real things yet

fucking scrogmibing

did a big poo once

um

bonglehongling. assy ham sammy goin doopy i am

yh but that nipple is suckable

never skimping on priority delivery again

just sell your farm rorke

why

malay anon a freak

it's actually quite mental how shite and unlikable starmer is

(8) cos even when we kissing baby girl feel different (8)

diego getting cheffed by the mandem for not offering them one of this fags

chonglehockerin. bummogaghagglinktonuponshire

What is the point of that dildo, that doesn't look usable

(8) she up in the club in a tight dress with dreams of one day being in a white dress (8)

Buckingham Palace innit
yeah, weow wot was Scotland doing for 2000 and 24 years then

Compared to the manlet autistic paki we had for 2 years Starmer isn't really that bad at all. People have short term memories. Sunak will be memoryholed in history, but if he was a white man he'd have been assassinated by the tory party for being so shit years ago

Genuinely bewildered by normie humour

tweet with some generic reaction image captioned ”it do be really be like dat doe sometimes”

105 trillion impressions

558k likes

you'd be surprised at what your arse can fit with the proper practice

is dredge worth playing?

we talk about poo here

this will be me
and then ill pay $20 a year(?) to get paid to tweet

Sir Black Cock

ufffff

petition to hold another general election garners 650k signatures

Sir Vote Loser

Starmer is much worse than Sunak you fucking mong

Over 800k now
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/700143

can you let me outside... actually i dont want to... actually i do haha

business idea: tell scam callers that you can give them $700, if they give you $100 today and then wait until 7 more scammers call and agree to give you $100, then you both get $100, then the next person that joins gives you $100, then the second scam caller gets their $700, and so on

The social media algorithm is pavlovian. Like with the dog and ringing the little bell.

ring ring ring
just a chill guy

No such thing as nationalist socialism. Since the proletariat is international, socialism is too, and strives for the worldwide overthrow of capitalism.

Sorry Rorke. Not how this works! He has five years

r.e.d.d.i.t

economy situation solved

he just wants you to open the door so he can look outside and feel and smell the air
unless his tail is swishing back and forth that means he's trying to decide whether he wants to go out or not

No, he really isn't. Sunak literally fucked up every single thing he did for two years. Astonishing how poor your memory is. He's only been out of office for 4 months you absolute mongoloid

Deadline: 20 May 2025

All petitions run for 6 months

So it's got 800k signatures in 4 days? Cor

Tory mongs seem to not realise Labour have 4.5 years to go lol

some poo leaked from my arse earlier
like it wasnt a wet fart or a shart that i actively forced, i just was sitting on the sofa and simply felt a small amount of liquid poo leave my sphincter into my boxers entierly of it's own doing

and he wants to see and feel what the weather is like and who's outside so he can decide so he asked you to open the door for him
the end

dont misgender my cat thank you

feel and smell the air

What a weird little being

Starmer crashed the economy with his first budget

if i design a digital product and offer you $15 per sale (sells for $35) and you pitch that to every scam caller you get (the content is about not being a scam caller) then do you want to make some money together
this method guaranteed to work and is 0 risk to you. youll just hang up on the otherwise so why not monetize it? also i patented this so if you steal my idea you have to give me $15 per sale

Yes, Sunak was a very bad Prime Minister. But Starmer has already been worse.

Starmer is based to be honest. No amount of astroturfing online will make me hate Starmer and feel sorry for the poor multi-millionaire farmers. Oh no! you'll have to sell your third home in Italy and hold off on buying that second range rover, literal communism!!!

you need to go back to debate club kiddo, saying x is worse than y isn't saying y is good

4.5 years to go

anyone noticed a significant chunk of BBC articles are now just their own editors writing stories about themselves lmao

ill sell you the method (of making money from scam callers) for $315. i am very intelligent and business savvy, you know you will profit from this

So show me his body!

calls your cat an Anglican

What about miscongregating your cat?

it's ok he's fine

I'm not Sir Bore, Borelord of Bordonia so no

You alright mousey?

you can buy the method to monetize scam callers for $315 then sell it to them for $70 each or however much you want. you can do $2 if youd like. then just release a number to the scamcallers net (my andoi is dual SIM)

HER NAME IS ANNIE

alright alright it was me!
I created the ignore non whites in every capacity gimmick. And what a cracking gimmick it was.

Haha nah tell me more

$315 is the -60% sale price from RRP. im giving it to you for a discount

Contextually, it is. And the context is that there can only be one Prime Minister, so we have a limited choice between x and y. We know what x was as we experienced it for two years. We know x did more fuck ups than y, and y is our prime minister for 4.5 years, therefore *contextually*, y is good.

Reckon the Starmer 'Sir X X' gimmick is a dark horse for the 2024 awards

Starmer is based for just the following three reasons: cracking down on Rorke HARD after Southport, giving Ukraine long-range missiles and taxing the fuck out of farmers who have gotten away with not paying IHT for far too fucking long.

He’s done shit I disagree with too but he’s lowkey based in quite a few ways.

I reject your false dichotomy

Fuck me can't get a single (You) up in this bitch today

I'm not Sir Drill, Drilllord of Drilldonia

wdhmbt?

Moscow closes Gulag Museum for ‘political reasons’

Liberashkas raped again

lol
the farming thing is clearly a neoliberal move to ensure that blackrock et al own even more property

i would give up after a scam caller but i dont think they are ALLOWED to hang up. keep telling them to buy. come to my conference on how to make money with it, beacuse i get a commission so then want you to do good and its on sale too

All Starmer is doing is closing a retarded loophole where people bought farms to avoid paying inheritance tax. Jeremy Clarkson even stated in the Sunday Times that was the original reason for buying a farm. Its a tax loophole thats being closed.

if you buy the method today its 60% off so thats a huge discount and means that youd make your money back in like 5 scam callers

Commiemong jumping up and down with glee when an American megacorporation owns 70% of Britain's surface area

um

Sure it is retard

Capitalists already own 100% of Britain.

Sadly, Rorke's da has passed away in Storm Bert.

So easy to get a (You) when you go after the low IQ posters

nice tinfoil hat retard

yeah we get it you saw the lotus eaters clip and now you think all the farms will be owned by blackrock because number 10 posted a tweet

im worried about posting it too much. there is plenty of time on the post cd. you have plenty of time to think about it also, but ill still be here. you can let them take as long as t hey need to think it over so long as you leave that (and talk second) on a path which leads to them (and YOU) saying YES! to making money from home easy (working 2024)

Storm Brat~

actually I was blackrockposting before that tweet

of course i am not going to speak second on the imageboard, because we arent speaking right now
base blackrockposter

Heard he refused to leave the pub garden smoking section cus he was talking to a bleach blonde middle aged Shirley

I once made a thread with OP's webm and got banned for nsfw

Not sure if I should rewatch the sopranos or the wire

Yeah?

dont get me wrong i hate centrists as much as the next man but i'm sorry to tell you this but I can hate minorities like pakis and wogs, and also hate blackrock and jews and bankers and rich people at the same time.

cleaning the flat and its lush clean flat clean mind

how white boys practice fighting against Black Bvlls

ive sold over 300 copies of my method and they ALL liked it

so... this is porke

contrarian midwit

classic simpsons was genius
GENIUS

youtube.com/watch?v=6y3uZ41CoEY

you can tell when it's foreigner posting hours when people pretend you can't hate two kinds of foreigners at the same time

how so?

got around 30 empty bottles of wine stacked up in the ktichen which im too anxious to take down to the communal rubbish

did this a while ago then had 4 days off work and just steamingtoiled the entire time making a mess undoing all my effort

do a few at at time each day

windy out

business method: upscale and hire Indian scam callers to promote your book and cold call scam callers to sell it to them too. deliver the product right to them

Can I make a suggestion?
Alternate both episode by episode missing one each time
Sopranos S01E01
The Wire S01E02
Sopranos S01E03
The Wire S01E04
Etc

Obviously not gonna give anything away but the crossover of storylines is crazy

no it ISN'T

why? its not like your name and flat number is on them is it

Where can I buy a nice leather jacket?

Nothing contrarian about it. I honestly and sincerely hate and oppose both of those things. I know it might be political convenient for commiemongs like you to try and drive wedges and force false choices at people, but I reject the premise entirely. I hate pakis and wogs, and i hate rich people and they should be taxed

these methods and more in my ebook for $315
its packed

*mogs both*

need to ebay a futon but can't be arsed

Reckon that's worse than if someone notices. What's better? One would pay off 3 bottles of wine each day?

Aunt Judy 56 Year Old Landlord Makes Tenant Sloppy Curry With Surprise

ebay a futon?
its not 2005 mate we buying beds from depop now

spot of carbonara for late lunch

no i mean i have a futon i want to sell so i need to put it on ebay but i can't be arsed to take photos and stick it on the website called ebay so that i may sell it

What the absolute fuck is that sauce. That isn't a carbonara fat cunt

the method is not selling the ebook

my name's charlie

mate has whatsapp on his laptop

shared his screen with me

he's got me saved as "fat charlie"

I pretended I didn't see it and soldiered on with the conversation but it's ruined my day

I just bin everything I don't need.
Too much fuss to sell them

looks like stuff you scrape out of the kitchen sink plughole

why

It’s genuinely surprising to me that we don’t have the death penalty for paedophiles and adults who murder children. I feel physically ill and furious when I hear about crimes like those. I’m quite surprised there isn’t a majority coalition of people like me.

looks good

how can i buy book

posts perfectly normal looking food

WHAT THE FUCKKKKK IS THAT??? THATS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Grow up

*pats your big belly* there there, tubby

erm...lads?

carbonara soup?

paypal me $315

cos it's too big for the space i have it in. my sister gave me it ages ago. looked it up online and it's like £1200 new so figured i should flog it for a few hundred quid and buy a more suitable seat for that bit of the room.

whats your paypal

Normal food

Yes, if you're a street rat living in somebody's gutter

Get it signed Rorke

ok but the book isnt done yet but you can include an email address

what “promises” have they gone back on

800k rorke dossers signed something meaningless

OMG!!!!

You just come across as a hysterical woman. The food looked perfectly normal, quit wigging out its embarrassing

Why do these people who know all the money-making tricks need me to buy their book or service for $50 a pop

mad how much waitrose fruit mogs other supermarkets. tesco shite isn't even ripe most of the time

Gov Petitions famously always get action

can i come to your house

i dont trust yall Anon Babble niggas to give me my share from sales

never eaten fruit in my life

Oh yeah, you totally aren't into him

reminds me of the time one lad on here wrote to his MP calling for all women to be arrested and he got a response that it will be raised in Parliament

WHO ARE YA
WHO ARE YA
WHO ARE YA

you could take a third of that money the sofa is worth and then triple it in just 15 customers if you invest the third into my money making method right now

yeh i'm at number 9

and theft is the English way

Tesco Express will be the one for me today. Cheeky lil cheat on the healthy eating x

Fucking hell how'd you get in here. Thought I set traps.

I could go for a tamal and a cuban coffee

just dont buy any pre-made salads from shops or McDonalds

Oh great, democracy at work

please stay on the line. Your government is busy. You are in a line of priority. Victory to Ukraine!

reckon i might be too drunk to get on the train at this point

look at me anon this is how you do it. one customer and then you start again right away on to the next one

I do not believe Britain actively or intentionally committed genocide or ethnic cleansing in any of its colonies, and there is no historical written document or record to prove this.

so you do believe they did not ever
because i didnt ask

What is a rampart?

New night strat for me is sticking on an audiobook and laying in bed in the dark for an hour. Get a well nice sleep afterwards I do

nigga do you really think you invented reading a book before bed

dickhead im listening to the book

i invented a book and right now its on SAAAAAAALE just for
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! using code 604chan on checkout

Hey, Hi, I'm the problem it's me

stomp an irishmans face in

bit of a sheep

mad how people actually talk like this. its so dramatic and long winded

ok so im picking up on a lot of book readers ITT
ive got something (a book) worth your time money and it can help you make money starting today with no investment or hard to understand money method

if I was trapped in a human-sized air fryer you wouldn't turn it on would you? x

big wall around a castle

money making indea: selling homemade necklaces with popular lovable characters on them to people (we can call them our "captive" audience) waiting at bus stops