World War 3 prediction.
World War 3 prediction
Why the fuck would Mexico betray us? Those little shits make up like a quarter of our military
Because Trump wants to fight the cartels and forcibly repatriate illegals.
The New Zealand-Switzerland-Oman-Chile-Uruguay-Panama alliance
Why are we blue? Make it white/grey whatever the fuck.
why did you include us and not your euro cock suckers
Non-sensical, at least try predicting where would it start
purple bros
My cunt is neutral unless the U.S. gets directly attacked.
The only actual belligerents will be the US and its dogs (Europe, Worst Korea, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, Canada), Russia, Belarus, China, Best Korea
armenia red
azerbaijan blue
u wot m8
SAAAAARS will probably go purple or even red
RAMIREZ GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO DEFEAT CHINA FOR US
Beige is neutral
Purple is contested/civil war
Light blue/dark blue are semi-aligned but triangulated by Putin/Xi.
Brazil will always be neutral and really don't care about firstie conflicts
unless the U.S. gets directly attacked.
Why would you care?
they're our colony or something
Imagine dying in WW3 LMAO, couldn't be us.
Why would you care?
My cunt is honor bound due to the defense pact/treaty. Specifics included if either one of us gets attacked "directly", then we'd have to defend.
If Taiwan is attacked, and US has to defend Taiwan. Not my cunt's problem.
Your country will have a civil war. Leftwing is with red countries and rightwing is with blue countries.
the alliance of the enlightened ones
yeah, i wouldn't die in the greatest meme war of all time: the bloody dwarf on one side, globohomo on the other.
Your country will have a civil war.
of course doe, just because it will
Civil War
You know damn well it's more likely your shithole to fall into a full blown race-war than Brazil ever having a Civil-War.
lol
Ex dee
Most of your illegals these days are from much further south than Mexico.
Non-stop American bootlicking and Americans still think we'd betray them
Good to see all that bootlicking is for naught.
Mexico, India, and Saudi Arabia are wrong. They'd be mostly neutral unless something changes or their hand is forced.
literally every country in Europe hates Russia and China far more than Israel does. Russia and China have significant influence in SEA, MENA, australia, and some of LatAm, but even then, SEA would not fight, LatAm is culturally colonized by the USA and couldnt fight very long (low morale), and Africa is still extremely backward, however Africa provides Russia and China with basically infinite resources. Also, Armenia would be pro-west now, and Turkey would be softly neutral. Iran poses a threat solely to Israel and Turkey, both of which are unnecessary to American hegemony especially since Iran wants to fully wipe Israel off the map. if Russia found a way to turn Israel onto their side, that would pose a huge issue with nuclear warhead capability to reach all of EU, Saudi Arabia, and Nafrica.
wat?
I am a member of the Iberian alliance
More realistic scenario:
Alliance of cringe
NATO
Ukraine
Georgia
Israel
South Korea
Axis of virginity
Russia
Belarus
Iran
Syria
North Korea
Iraq
Best ways to turns maps into comedy:
1. Map Men
2. ask a burger to make one
Are other anglos as naturally gifted at map comedy?
Orange motherfucker doesn’t give a shit. He’ll build camps for them in occupied northern Mexico.
Mexico going to war against the USA in the modern day would be among the most idiotic things that could happen.
Imagine getting your country destroyed cause Russia or China are butthurt over some useless piece of land or sea.
Iraq
red
Armenia
red
Vietnam
red
India
blue
egypt
not some shade of blue
Serbia
not some shade of blue
Turkey
not bluer than a smurf's dick
Mexico
not bluer than a smurf's dick
I could go on, but instead I ask: what kind of dumb fuck made this absolutely retarded bizarro world map?
Hell, even in Bizarro World it would STILL be retarded somehow.
What the flying fuck OP?
Other way around: Trump wants to invade you and give your president the Saddam and Noriega treatment. I mislabeled PR and Armenia.
Trump wants to invade you and give your president the Saddam and Noriega treatment
what the fuck did we and Meloni chan do to deserve such hate? We literally have your nuclear missiles a ton of USA military bases already here, you guys are being unreasonable
I hope there will actually be nuke war, so all of you pieces of shits can finally die, you fucking useless parasites
Sorry I thought you were Mexico.
BAKA
wait you weren't joking?
wtf, isn't your country part of the USA?
No one deserves to die
No one deserves to live
The key member of Brics will ally with us? What kind of pill are you on?
Maybe India is purple. The Muslims will be red and the Hindus will be blue.
imagine dying for a chimpout in eastern europe (again)
It's a kike thing, you wouldn't understand
What do the colors mean?
Red is the Russian side and blue is the US side. That's self explanatory.
Beige is neutral (because of Switzerland)?
Light blue is blue aligned but non-belligerent?
Pink is red aligned but non-belligerent (but then why is Ukraine in there, because it would already be annexed or something, why not Red then)?
absolutely retarded lmao. if mex isnt blue then theyd stay out of it.
Beige is where elites are hiding and laundering money.
Light blue/dark blue are on the same side but relations are strained. US leads dark blue and France leads light blue.
the dumbest shit i've ever seen
turkey wants to be european significantly more than they want to stay muslim or friendly to the "east". theyre in fucking nato for like 80 years now
Mexico would get invaded, if the Mexicans thought they could join in opposition to USA.
Also what's the legend that tells you what Purple, Light Yellow, and Light Blue mean?
Also why the fuck is New Zealand not on USA's side? They're literally in the Five Eyes.
Both are correct.
Brazil's current president is very pro-russia. However, if push comes to shove the CIA and Brazilian elites will get rid of him and put an american puppet in place.
Palestinian authority is an israeli puppet. it has no foreign policy of its own nor an army to wage war with
Other than political support, my country would do absolutely nothing lol.
I fight for she