pub edish
/brit/
very old webm these days but it is certainly a classic
the new as it were
desuarchive.org
here is the post i made on 10th august 2020 announcing i lost my virginity at the age of 21 (literally minutes after i finished the sex)
is it true they outperformed america in certain industries despite being a filthy commie shithole
leave her alone you ugly fat spastic
do people really head down the pub and get drunk in the middle of the day? dont they have jobs?
Goon but not forgotten
Handsome lad
Shags monsters
What do
Help
literally minutes after
ahahahah
britland got a baltic aura over it, everyone seems down, its grey its ugly its wormdown
everyone its an alchoholic
the weather is constantly shit
The dancing blondie looks exactly like my high school English teacher kek
might want to some femdom doujins
what did people eat before fastfood
lets say im a white-collar worker and im heading home but im starving because i haven’t eaten all day. its not like i can just pop in to my local corner store and get a curry like i could today.
where would i go to get some grub?
Why'd she break up with you?
odd post. never said I'd done anything to harm her, just that her accent reminds me of ian paisley.
Flying a flag doesn't make you communist
might be overestimating your handsomeness relative to everyone else in that case
Search 'yiz love yer McDonaldses anyway don't yiz ya cunts yiz' and watch the video and tell me if you're certain you want an NI accent
lots of people go pub for lunch break
Janny always stops threads being posted early but apparently is ok with avatar use and spam
why do all women look like men at close inspection
fucking disgusting, makes me wish i was gay instead
tags: fat_ugly_bastard netorare rape ahegao mind_break moral_degeneration humiliation
Flying a flag doesn’t make you capitalist
she called me a racist in greggs
wormdown
fannychmelar.mp3
yeah but I’ve got you sussed mate and it’s GIVING creepy
Yes. Railways, construction, spaceflight etc.
filthy commie shithole
Not true.
mad how the male physique objectively looks better than the female physique and yet somehow im only sexually attracted to women
roast dinner mate
you mean like proto-greggs? were they open at night?
Been watchijg Bullseye on challenge
Dead comfy
Shall be getting back to that whilw freaks like continue to exist in a prison of their own creation
think i remember that
bunch of females outside laughing at im sitting at my computer incelwanking my life away
how did everything go so wrong
lad rolled over and got straight onto /brit/
you should be an honorary virgin for running to Anon Babble literally minutes after
also having 190 reply to you makes you a virgin as well
lets say you don’t have a wife
also, people didnt eat fancy everyday. they had okay food but not delicious. thats why a sunday dinner was special.
How long did it take for the guy to cum?
Thread theme:
Don't mind them as a type. There are beautiful and interesting birds everywhere
No and I know it comes off as arrogant. Not a tenner, but definitely above average. I am a coward, a spinetard, a mouseheart
/gf2025/ looking very promising for the lads here, reckon we’ll all make it next year
i suppose some areas can benefit more from central planning
honestly can't watch tv or films, so fucking boring
k
here they shut at 2
so where would the single man go for a feed?
being irish doesn't make you a gay retard but somehow you all manage it
tiktok clears
I only like some of the old classic films before 2010 at least, everything produced now is just woke nonsense
Indeed
It's industrialisation/scientific organising of labour and waged relations and producing for the sake of exchange value
reckon greggs are missing a trick by not having shops open in city centres on weekend nights. imagine how much they could make off drunk mongs buying sausage rolls
want to have a wank but nowts getting me going
Gregg's in my hometown reopens at like midnight on Saturdays
Greggs need to get alcohol, Imagine how much they'd sell if you could get a sausage roll and Carling meal deal
NEW: The US Airforce has confirmed several unidentified drones have been spotted over three UK airbases
rorke put them away mate
Well the world associates your flag with batty boarding school boys
Central planning is bad and the free market is better
Every tradie in Britain would be drunk by noon
Fuck, the lad talking about the exercise was right apparently. Let's pay attention.
Grim shite
pee fartket
Made a gay lad knock over his drink at the pub earlier through the sheer power of my attractive face. He turned to try to catch a sneaky peek of me (his fifth of the night) but this time I was just staring right at him and he tried to quickly swivel back round and knocked over his drink and looked at me with shame and acknowledgement of what had transpired. Felt very powerful. Have only had that sort of effect on one other person in my life and she was years ago.
is that like the time the us air force chased some balloons for about 2000 miles
ok
you sound very bent
He's greek. If you ever see an Irish flag in /brit/ bigging up some commies, it's the greek nonce that /brit/ helped emigrate out of Greece.
a fast food place can only sell alcohol if it’s already got a reputation as being a store for low-class mongs i.e rashays
not a flex this
voulez vous coucher avec moi chez soi
or are they dancer
Sir Mental Health
Don't care. As a man, I will take any compliment going.
a reputation as being a store for low-class mongs
that's greggs
mad how the british empire did more to reduce slavery across the world than anything else yet modern day brits are demonised for slavery.
bit gay that
wanking like a ninja
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India has been independent for over 70 years and still blames us for being a shithole.
that's like when I pissed on my mates mum's window sill and photos when drunk and then saying its fine because I mopped it up.
You've been sexless all your life and still blame the Jews
no it isn't
be quiet
lmao
watching basketball
no i haven't. stop lying
Imagine if I was jayposting and hadn't even been able to make it a woman in my jay story lol
smoking on that shit pack
fuck off poof
I don’t like basketball
can't be doing with floorsqueak
ultimately I’m not sure of the real reason lad
im happy to accept i did wrong and didn’t treat her right all the time which eats at me and kills me every day now when i think of what we could’ve (should’ve) had. took her completely for granted
but if you were to ask her that question i doubt she’d be able to give you a straight answer
why does candace owens hate jews? not even memeing it just seems very particular for her as a african-american woman married to a white british guy to hate jews out of everyone
windy out
she declared war on the woke
no it isn't, it's like slavery being a norm in human civilisation for thousands of years and then one day protestant autismos go around the world forces other people to stop it.
im nice with it
it's a beautiful sport
theyve gotten a lot better about the squeaking lately
Got one bottle of cider left rip
i doubt she’d be able to give you a straight answer
Wanna bet?
she is a woman and seeing babies getting bombed in gaza broke her heart, then ben shairpo and all the jewish influence groups were trying to justify it
it’s better to have love and lost than to have never loved at all, there will be another
we smokin symbiotes
Load of shite. There's so much more pain that way
Off the porn and the dating apps
Brainberg needs the reset
Briefly went to a pub after seeing a gig. It's actually quite depressing being in a packed pub by yourself.
yeah but we still did it and that is why people remember it. I wonder if we would let it go on longer if it was still as profitable too
was actually going to try going to the pub by myself tonight quite glad I didn’t haha
nothing they can do
rubber floors and varnished shoes
apesqueak is a better name
more pain than a life of only crushing loneliness? Every man needs his heart squashed by the first girl he truly loves, it’s what makes a man
has racist overtones and i'm not a racist, you see
cuck
204851382
Seething spaki
more pain than a life of only crushing loneliness
Absolutely.
mad how all chinese look alike
do you reckon chinese think the same about white people?
im so, so tired
Watched Bullseye
Had a poo
Didnt even look in the thread because 90% of it is him constantly samefagging and spamming
Off to bed now
Winning, it feels good.
she will be the first and only for me dee lad
0 chance i will finds anyone else now
i have no social circle and im a 5.5/10 and very very shy
it over for me
better mikes and frequency gates
youtu.be
yeah but why don't people associate it with modern day Egyptians or Indians or Turks? it's insane that were were the ones going around forcing everyone else to stop it and yet we're treated as if it's our unique evil.
better mikes
As the rebound of no less than 4 separate 4-6 year relationships, I can tell you she mentally broke up with you 6 months ago. I don't know if you would consider that a good thing or not, but I guarantee this wasn't a spur of the moment "I'm not even sure why but I'm doing it" thing.
because she’s a grifting attention seeker
better mices?
no mice
You’ll be alright, you were savvy enough to get one and you’ll get another, there is hope for you. In the meantime channel your pain and loneliness into making yourself great it’s a very powerful motivator.
Gridiron and baseball are the superior American sports
odd post
I found her through a very unique set of circumstances and pure luck
will not get that again
using my powers of imagination yo imagine the pussy of the youtuber I'm watching
Smoking dried dog poo
my favourite sports? battleships and backgammon
Lads
Go on the Lib Dem’s TikTok page for some peak cringe
Just found this girl talking about "Free palestine" and how Israel is evil to a group of Jews.
lol
isnt bolton manchester
using tiktok
peak cringe
Gonna masturbate to shemaleporn for third time this night
Too old for me
luv her so much
42
How do transfer my whatsapp chats from my old (broken) phone to my new phone
over the past decade 1 million men applied to join the armed forces. over 750k gave up before the application was finished. all because of huge delays and strict health standards.
who are your go to's? I'm partial to lilypech and serja rabbit but I do check on chloe vellirox from time to time too.
you'll be 42 before you know it
same, just watch youtube or tv shows and films ive already seen
ive given some of the new shows a chance several times and have been woefully disappointed every time
dont understand people who can just eat all the latest netflix slop
Rage against the normies
right let’s get the facebook dating fired back up it lush
just seen a lass flicking herself silly while reading the bible, then she put the book down and squirted on it
It’ll be Charli xcx
Screen cap this post
The rules are very simple
the bible is just fantasy fiction. same genre as lotr or harry potter
Used to put bibles in the fiction section at the school library and run away laughing
true, feels like im about 20 mentally but im accelerating to 30 in reality
Bible is good, some nice and incest and no aoc, god wanted you to breed when they bleed
If satan can send demons to tempt us into sin why doesn't god send angels to lead us into a pious life? Also it creates more seraph to serve in his holy army so it's a win/win.
Lads I got a bf
Do you do that with Anne frankes diary now
can I see him
Nah, not doxxing him or myself
netflix unironically designs its content to be 'second screen friendly' because they people just half watch it while on their phone or laptop
Are you a top or bottom
No but I once wrote in a book about Lacanian psychology that I'd masturbated to the page and put it back for others to find
Vers, but my bf prefers to bottom so mostly topping now
I'm like this with Anon Babble threads
dating apps are evil ladf
Does he have a nice round twink ass
how come youre sying this lad
He has a nice fat ass but he isn't a twink
42 is the new 27
grim
Once you're over 25 your twink life is over fr
No it's perfect, blokes should be hairy and masculine
hmmm thinking
Sorry did I enter /brit/ or did I enter /gaygen/
dont recall asking
got second wind
it all night session
10x lush all the way
did an online test and it said i have the reading ability of an 8 year old
It's just mancala with more rules.
did an online test and it said i an addicted to sissygasms
alri diego
I like Briish lasses like this so much. They are so wholesome, funny, trashy and crazy. Not like our princess larper boring ego maniac mentally ill whores. I want marry with a rose like that.
me? i love turkish women
10x lush and i MEAN 10x lush
Wind outside going mental
32 degrees today
beer weather
bilbo baghead
No it isn't, be quiet
Playing vidya
rorke unmasked
do norferners feel closer to the souferners or the scots
which one
yeah you’re right, every day is beer weather
Had my penis groped tonight by a 55 year old woman from County Meath. Always attract older women with no sense of decency or boundaries somehow.
moist lil nigga
no good
I'm thinking the bay run
I'm thinking some weed after
I'm thinking an evening shag
you go to pop world again lad?
northerners are amongst the most patriotic to be English so what do you think
yeah
well if they like the southern english more, they must absolutely hate scottish people
Northumbria used to own the south of Scotland, the Scots language comes from Northumberland
Assassin's creed 2
Why is he taking us this way?
We are going the wrong way.
Feel so bloated from the alcohol is this how fat bastards feel all the time
I commute.
when arse creed was still good
Wonder if I'll have a wank tonight
done a big shite mere hours ago and feel another coming on
couldnt be fucking arsed, spend half my life wiping my arse
SICK OF IT
thought of maybe not being a fat bastard
Spaki melty!
Only get the Anon Babble pass when you're over 300lb
not even fat and have ate 2 normal sized meals today which makes it even more infuriating
you probably have not noticed or dismissed the opportunity
time for me to make my exit
It is a study bigger than you and I
the king should shut down parliament
Didn't the civil war happen when Charles did that
the king should shut down my bollocks
Fund it
I’m gonna come
I'm so Julia
Why has there been so much noise in the sky recently?
pardon my french, but je mange soixante-dix chiens en apesanteur avec de la sauce soya explosive parce que le catholicisme est la grande pute de Babylone et je fourre du papier dans mon trou du cul pour le plaisir sexuel
rorke holding space for disabled queer women of colour
pirated epubs imported. metadata sorted. covers uploaded. books transferred. clue gained. currently reading pic related and the e-ink display is making me an intellectual.
Your mum's been eating beans
well it appears I may have been blocked by the girl I've been sexting every night
leading theory is her (open relationship) bf finally manned up and told her to cut it out
god wants you to be straight
god wants you to rape children
yahweh is a nonce
remember when jonathan swift said we should eat babies, the irish are a SICK people
NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
You already do, you fat nonce
the pub
make a thread yourself, worthless shitstain
NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
.<
kys
im not fat
275 posts
275 posts
whered they all go?
rorke getting into the breeding mount because someone placed a tasty piece of cheese on the other end
one of them genius black 8 year olds who can play chess?
we still have 30 posts to go. why was the new posted so early?
i was looking at another thread and it said 310
piece of cheese
only morsels for me, thanks
snooker looks fun
Murder arrest after man shot dead in Birmingham
Flat caps galore at Tommy Shelby lookalike contest
Man dies after tree falls on car as Storm Bert sweeps UK
Prison layouts reportedly leaked on dark web
King Charles's Coronation cost taxpayers £72m
snooker clubs are fun because its like going back to the 20th century
are they mostly old people, what's the ratio there
A lot of it i guess. I've not been in one for quite a while but last time they let us smoke indoors and pints were absurdly cheap.
i wasnt born in the 20th century. why would i want to go back?
dunno why i even ask, not like there's any around here
look up deleted posts
inbetween ai spam he talks about food
he really is a fat waster
he didnt name himself 190kg for nothing