/brit/

very old webm these days but it is certainly a classic

the new as it were

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here is the post i made on 10th august 2020 announcing i lost my virginity at the age of 21 (literally minutes after i finished the sex)

is it true they outperformed america in certain industries despite being a filthy commie shithole

leave her alone you ugly fat spastic

do people really head down the pub and get drunk in the middle of the day? dont they have jobs?

Goon but not forgotten

Handsome lad
Shags monsters

What do

Help

literally minutes after

ahahahah

britland got a baltic aura over it, everyone seems down, its grey its ugly its wormdown
everyone its an alchoholic
the weather is constantly shit

The dancing blondie looks exactly like my high school English teacher kek

might want to some femdom doujins

what did people eat before fastfood

lets say im a white-collar worker and im heading home but im starving because i haven’t eaten all day. its not like i can just pop in to my local corner store and get a curry like i could today.

where would i go to get some grub?

Why'd she break up with you?

odd post. never said I'd done anything to harm her, just that her accent reminds me of ian paisley.

Flying a flag doesn't make you communist

might be overestimating your handsomeness relative to everyone else in that case

Search 'yiz love yer McDonaldses anyway don't yiz ya cunts yiz' and watch the video and tell me if you're certain you want an NI accent

lots of people go pub for lunch break

Janny always stops threads being posted early but apparently is ok with avatar use and spam

why do all women look like men at close inspection
fucking disgusting, makes me wish i was gay instead

tags: fat_ugly_bastard netorare rape ahegao mind_break moral_degeneration humiliation

Flying a flag doesn’t make you capitalist

she called me a racist in greggs

wormdown

fannychmelar.mp3

yeah but I’ve got you sussed mate and it’s GIVING creepy

Yes. Railways, construction, spaceflight etc.

filthy commie shithole

Not true.

mad how the male physique objectively looks better than the female physique and yet somehow im only sexually attracted to women

roast dinner mate

you mean like proto-greggs? were they open at night?

Been watchijg Bullseye on challenge
Dead comfy

Shall be getting back to that whilw freaks like continue to exist in a prison of their own creation

think i remember that

bunch of females outside laughing at im sitting at my computer incelwanking my life away
how did everything go so wrong

lad rolled over and got straight onto /brit/

you should be an honorary virgin for running to Anon Babble literally minutes after
also having 190 reply to you makes you a virgin as well

lets say you don’t have a wife

also, people didnt eat fancy everyday. they had okay food but not delicious. thats why a sunday dinner was special.

How long did it take for the guy to cum?

Don't mind them as a type. There are beautiful and interesting birds everywhere

No and I know it comes off as arrogant. Not a tenner, but definitely above average. I am a coward, a spinetard, a mouseheart

/gf2025/ looking very promising for the lads here, reckon we’ll all make it next year

i suppose some areas can benefit more from central planning

honestly can't watch tv or films, so fucking boring

k

here they shut at 2

so where would the single man go for a feed?

being irish doesn't make you a gay retard but somehow you all manage it

tiktok clears

I only like some of the old classic films before 2010 at least, everything produced now is just woke nonsense

Indeed

It's industrialisation/scientific organising of labour and waged relations and producing for the sake of exchange value

reckon greggs are missing a trick by not having shops open in city centres on weekend nights. imagine how much they could make off drunk mongs buying sausage rolls

want to have a wank but nowts getting me going

Gregg's in my hometown reopens at like midnight on Saturdays

Greggs need to get alcohol, Imagine how much they'd sell if you could get a sausage roll and Carling meal deal

NEW: The US Airforce has confirmed several unidentified drones have been spotted over three UK airbases

rorke put them away mate

Well the world associates your flag with batty boarding school boys

Central planning is bad and the free market is better

Every tradie in Britain would be drunk by noon

Fuck, the lad talking about the exercise was right apparently. Let's pay attention.

Grim shite

pee fartket

Made a gay lad knock over his drink at the pub earlier through the sheer power of my attractive face. He turned to try to catch a sneaky peek of me (his fifth of the night) but this time I was just staring right at him and he tried to quickly swivel back round and knocked over his drink and looked at me with shame and acknowledgement of what had transpired. Felt very powerful. Have only had that sort of effect on one other person in my life and she was years ago.

is that like the time the us air force chased some balloons for about 2000 miles

ok

you sound very bent

He's greek. If you ever see an Irish flag in /brit/ bigging up some commies, it's the greek nonce that /brit/ helped emigrate out of Greece.

a fast food place can only sell alcohol if it’s already got a reputation as being a store for low-class mongs i.e rashays

not a flex this

voulez vous coucher avec moi chez soi

or are they dancer

Sir Mental Health

Don't care. As a man, I will take any compliment going.

a reputation as being a store for low-class mongs

that's greggs

mad how the british empire did more to reduce slavery across the world than anything else yet modern day brits are demonised for slavery.

bit gay that

wanking like a ninja

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India has been independent for over 70 years and still blames us for being a shithole.

that's like when I pissed on my mates mum's window sill and photos when drunk and then saying its fine because I mopped it up.

You've been sexless all your life and still blame the Jews

no it isn't
be quiet

lmao

watching basketball

no i haven't. stop lying

Imagine if I was jayposting and hadn't even been able to make it a woman in my jay story lol

smoking on that shit pack

fuck off poof

I don’t like basketball

can't be doing with floorsqueak

ultimately I’m not sure of the real reason lad
im happy to accept i did wrong and didn’t treat her right all the time which eats at me and kills me every day now when i think of what we could’ve (should’ve) had. took her completely for granted
but if you were to ask her that question i doubt she’d be able to give you a straight answer

why does candace owens hate jews? not even memeing it just seems very particular for her as a african-american woman married to a white british guy to hate jews out of everyone

windy out

she declared war on the woke

no it isn't, it's like slavery being a norm in human civilisation for thousands of years and then one day protestant autismos go around the world forces other people to stop it.

im nice with it

it's a beautiful sport
theyve gotten a lot better about the squeaking lately

Got one bottle of cider left rip

i doubt she’d be able to give you a straight answer

Wanna bet?

she is a woman and seeing babies getting bombed in gaza broke her heart, then ben shairpo and all the jewish influence groups were trying to justify it

it’s better to have love and lost than to have never loved at all, there will be another

we smokin symbiotes

Load of shite. There's so much more pain that way

Off the porn and the dating apps
Brainberg needs the reset

Briefly went to a pub after seeing a gig. It's actually quite depressing being in a packed pub by yourself.

yeah but we still did it and that is why people remember it. I wonder if we would let it go on longer if it was still as profitable too

was actually going to try going to the pub by myself tonight quite glad I didn’t haha

nothing they can do

rubber floors and varnished shoes

apesqueak is a better name

more pain than a life of only crushing loneliness? Every man needs his heart squashed by the first girl he truly loves, it’s what makes a man

has racist overtones and i'm not a racist, you see

cuck

204851382

Seething spaki

more pain than a life of only crushing loneliness

Absolutely.

mad how all chinese look alike
do you reckon chinese think the same about white people?

im so, so tired

Watched Bullseye
Had a poo
Didnt even look in the thread because 90% of it is him constantly samefagging and spamming
Off to bed now

Winning, it feels good.

she will be the first and only for me dee lad
0 chance i will finds anyone else now
i have no social circle and im a 5.5/10 and very very shy
it over for me

better mikes and frequency gates
youtu.be/McshAFXm90c

yeah but why don't people associate it with modern day Egyptians or Indians or Turks? it's insane that were were the ones going around forcing everyone else to stop it and yet we're treated as if it's our unique evil.

better mikes

As the rebound of no less than 4 separate 4-6 year relationships, I can tell you she mentally broke up with you 6 months ago. I don't know if you would consider that a good thing or not, but I guarantee this wasn't a spur of the moment "I'm not even sure why but I'm doing it" thing.

because she’s a grifting attention seeker

better mices?

no mice

You’ll be alright, you were savvy enough to get one and you’ll get another, there is hope for you. In the meantime channel your pain and loneliness into making yourself great it’s a very powerful motivator.

Gridiron and baseball are the superior American sports

odd post

I found her through a very unique set of circumstances and pure luck
will not get that again

using my powers of imagination yo imagine the pussy of the youtuber I'm watching

Smoking dried dog poo

my favourite sports? battleships and backgammon

Lads
Go on the Lib Dem’s TikTok page for some peak cringe

Just found this girl talking about "Free palestine" and how Israel is evil to a group of Jews.
lol
isnt bolton manchester

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using tiktok

peak cringe

Gonna masturbate to shemaleporn for third time this night

Too old for me

luv her so much

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42

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How do transfer my whatsapp chats from my old (broken) phone to my new phone

over the past decade 1 million men applied to join the armed forces. over 750k gave up before the application was finished. all because of huge delays and strict health standards.

who are your go to's? I'm partial to lilypech and serja rabbit but I do check on chloe vellirox from time to time too.

you'll be 42 before you know it

same, just watch youtube or tv shows and films ive already seen
ive given some of the new shows a chance several times and have been woefully disappointed every time
dont understand people who can just eat all the latest netflix slop

Rage against the normies

right let’s get the facebook dating fired back up it lush

just seen a lass flicking herself silly while reading the bible, then she put the book down and squirted on it

It’ll be Charli xcx
Screen cap this post

The rules are very simple

the bible is just fantasy fiction. same genre as lotr or harry potter

Used to put bibles in the fiction section at the school library and run away laughing

true, feels like im about 20 mentally but im accelerating to 30 in reality

Bible is good, some nice and incest and no aoc, god wanted you to breed when they bleed

If satan can send demons to tempt us into sin why doesn't god send angels to lead us into a pious life? Also it creates more seraph to serve in his holy army so it's a win/win.

Lads I got a bf

Do you do that with Anne frankes diary now

can I see him

Nah, not doxxing him or myself

netflix unironically designs its content to be 'second screen friendly' because they people just half watch it while on their phone or laptop

Are you a top or bottom

No but I once wrote in a book about Lacanian psychology that I'd masturbated to the page and put it back for others to find

Vers, but my bf prefers to bottom so mostly topping now

I'm like this with Anon Babble threads

dating apps are evil ladf

Does he have a nice round twink ass

how come youre sying this lad

He has a nice fat ass but he isn't a twink

42 is the new 27

grim

Once you're over 25 your twink life is over fr

No it's perfect, blokes should be hairy and masculine

hmmm thinking

Sorry did I enter /brit/ or did I enter /gaygen/

dont recall asking

got second wind

it all night session

10x lush all the way

did an online test and it said i have the reading ability of an 8 year old

It's just mancala with more rules.

did an online test and it said i an addicted to sissygasms

alri diego

I like Briish lasses like this so much. They are so wholesome, funny, trashy and crazy. Not like our princess larper boring ego maniac mentally ill whores. I want marry with a rose like that.

me? i love turkish women

10x lush and i MEAN 10x lush

Wind outside going mental

32 degrees today
beer weather

bilbo baghead

No it isn't, be quiet

Playing vidya

do norferners feel closer to the souferners or the scots

which one

yeah you’re right, every day is beer weather

Had my penis groped tonight by a 55 year old woman from County Meath. Always attract older women with no sense of decency or boundaries somehow.

moist lil nigga

no good

I'm thinking the bay run
I'm thinking some weed after
I'm thinking an evening shag

you go to pop world again lad?

northerners are amongst the most patriotic to be English so what do you think

yeah

well if they like the southern english more, they must absolutely hate scottish people

Northumbria used to own the south of Scotland, the Scots language comes from Northumberland

Assassin's creed 2

Why is he taking us this way?
We are going the wrong way.

Feel so bloated from the alcohol is this how fat bastards feel all the time

when arse creed was still good

Wonder if I'll have a wank tonight

done a big shite mere hours ago and feel another coming on
couldnt be fucking arsed, spend half my life wiping my arse
SICK OF IT

thought of maybe not being a fat bastard

Spaki melty!

Only get the Anon Babble pass when you're over 300lb

not even fat and have ate 2 normal sized meals today which makes it even more infuriating

you probably have not noticed or dismissed the opportunity

time for me to make my exit

It is a study bigger than you and I

the king should shut down parliament

Didn't the civil war happen when Charles did that

the king should shut down my bollocks

I’m gonna come

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I'm so Julia

Why has there been so much noise in the sky recently?

pardon my french, but je mange soixante-dix chiens en apesanteur avec de la sauce soya explosive parce que le catholicisme est la grande pute de Babylone et je fourre du papier dans mon trou du cul pour le plaisir sexuel

rorke holding space for disabled queer women of colour

pirated epubs imported. metadata sorted. covers uploaded. books transferred. clue gained. currently reading pic related and the e-ink display is making me an intellectual.

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Your mum's been eating beans

well it appears I may have been blocked by the girl I've been sexting every night
leading theory is her (open relationship) bf finally manned up and told her to cut it out

god wants you to be straight

god wants you to rape children
yahweh is a nonce

remember when jonathan swift said we should eat babies, the irish are a SICK people

NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

You already do, you fat nonce

the pub

make a thread yourself, worthless shitstain

NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

.<

kys

im not fat

275 posts

whered they all go?

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rorke getting into the breeding mount because someone placed a tasty piece of cheese on the other end

one of them genius black 8 year olds who can play chess?

we still have 30 posts to go. why was the new posted so early?

i was looking at another thread and it said 310

piece of cheese

only morsels for me, thanks

snooker looks fun

Murder arrest after man shot dead in Birmingham

Flat caps galore at Tommy Shelby lookalike contest

Man dies after tree falls on car as Storm Bert sweeps UK

Prison layouts reportedly leaked on dark web

King Charles's Coronation cost taxpayers £72m

snooker clubs are fun because its like going back to the 20th century

are they mostly old people, what's the ratio there

A lot of it i guess. I've not been in one for quite a while but last time they let us smoke indoors and pints were absurdly cheap.

i wasnt born in the 20th century. why would i want to go back?

dunno why i even ask, not like there's any around here

look up deleted posts

inbetween ai spam he talks about food

he really is a fat waster

he didnt name himself 190kg for nothing