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i will learn chinese today.
quintessential canadian post
You guys want anything from the gas station
Learn the 4 tones. If you can't master those don't even bother, just switch to korean or Japanese.
gummy worms and an arizona(raspberry)
i see the way things are going, i want to be useful when xi formally annexes us.
No interest in that. I'm gonna learn Portuguese so I can move to Brazil before the bombs go off.
be Xi
do nothing, win
decides to something
loses immediately
We have a better chance of being part of Khalistan at this point
the lipton raspberry is a lot better imo
me on the left
tone differentiation to me seems to be the biggest hurdle. characters are whatever, lot of recognition but there's way's about it. i've tried japanese before and grammatically it was a lot more complicated and harder to say things in.
Actually it's Sunday morning.
uh, no?
umm actually...SHUT THE FUCK UP
I should really play her game
Lotto ticket (winning)
death to the west coast
mfw someone makes the ebin time zone joke again
That's why I said it, if you can't get the tones there is literally zero point in continuing because nothing else will matter, even having a huge vocabulary of characters.
ooo husbant san you fucked it up, now everybody on /cum/ is going to make fun of u!
Drinking whole milk
Drinking boy milk
I think it'll be a few days 'fore I'm able to play Call of Duty on my laptop and finally put my new Bluetooth controller to the test. Shit wasn't compatible with Call of Duty mobile, however I have been playing a racing game called Asphalt Legends Unite that's been pretty fun. Did you know Call of Duty is owned by Chinese corporation Tencent and is free to play now?
ATG dips in AXCLT on 3 rep quick? bro CMS the deadlifts for 3.ay*3 on GTP for XMS for squats on FTe.3r
leastern standard time
This nigga drinking homo milk!
most coherent aussie
what game
They don't put that on the carton anymore
I think it'll be a few days 'fore I'm able to play Call of Duty on my laptop
laptop
lol no wonder there's always so many shitters on my team
Canadian milk used have this on the carton, and it was good for a laugh
Kys
Americans bullied us until we took it off the label
We used to be a proper country...
why do you guys use commie measurements
why are canadians so weird about their milk
homo milk in bags like damn guys come on
You made me mess up my grilled cheese... it's over. I have naughting else to eat left...
All Anglo countries use a confusing mix of metric and imperial units. Even yours to a lesser extent.
shouldn't have put apples on it buster
Metric system makes more sense
West coast stays winning.
DO CANADIANS REALLY/???
Listening to we bring the boom
calm down buster brown
Yes but Australians and Britishers also do this. Britbongs even have speed limit signs in MPH. That's why it makes no sense when Anglocucks make fun of Americans for using Imperial.
True nobody used kg for measure weight
put the fries in the bag nah already ate
busting on the rap scene like slim shady
are the costco guys the most kino rappers in all of america?
I went to canada as a kid and I remember the depth of the pool being in feet while everything else was in weird measurements
we bring the boom and still bringing it are seriously the best songs to come out of america this year.
/cum/ gets 5 big booms
boom
boom
boom
boom
BOOM
friend came over to help me put up christmas
she’s pretty tall so it’s a big help
The Swede is Serbian fyi
hook a brother up I love tall girls
watching staruday morning cartoons and eating cereal whats ya'lls favorite then im heading down to the mart for some yodeling
I just need to keep eating healthy, working out, and being nice to good people and then I'll outlive all of the evil people I hate
Also if you work in the construction industry here half your stuff will be in imperial because it's from the US or made for the US market while the other half is in metric. 2x4 and such are still common here. Nothing makes sense in Canada tbqh
saturday morning cartoons
10PM PST
out of beer, need to buy more beer now
almost out of coffee, have to buy more coffee
Schopenheur was right about everything all of life is just a cycle of continuous wanting for things we lack. There is no escape
what ya'll need is to go to the foud court and get 5 spicy loco boco taco crunchwraps supreme and a baja blast mountaindew
you can always head down to the mart its open 24/7 they got all beers bud light millerhigh life buschs beeer ya'll better come down to the mart its a mighty fine time
Just looking for a woman who isn’t an alcoholic and can birth at least 2 kids. Working is optional so long as she doesn’t cheat and can mentally accept being a homemaker while I sell my soul to multiple corporations to provide for my family. Is that too much to ask?
Almost cool but she has a shitbull
Also never get on a motorcycle
fat feminist
cool
Non
we love consumerism in america consuming is our god we buy sugary snacks and foods and go watch movies at the cinema and buy plastic junk and live in styrofoam houses but we don hate china! even all our things are made there
Absolutely. I also avoid any bodies of water when possible (Yes I shower, before you try that joke)
her massive toes
my mouf
A little cushion is good
She says she was a feminist but now doesn't care.
says the nigga commuting to norway every day to make a livable wage lmao
Schopenhauer didn't account for how fun it is to play 24/7 Dustbowl servers on tf2
Seems pretty important that you're able to be friends too
they got 5 dollar chalupa locos specials down in the food court ya'll better head down
Ywnbaa
I love chubby girls with big tits 2bh
TIME GOES BY
SO SLOWLY
The Swede is Serbian fyi
wasn't mihai a serb too what's with serbs and their awful posting? something in the water over there?
won’t somebody think of the jews?!
I think im doing a very convincing job
wasn't mihai a serb too
he's a Romanian
Ive pissed twice already and my bladder is still full
la queefa is twerking down in the mcdonalds right now and the whole squad is cheering ong ong
We love kosovo here
happens to me a lot in the winter
I have a chameleon personality as a result of multiple identity crises as a kid. I can make it work regardless of the person
I'm 28 and my retirement savings amount to $2.6k
Yepperoo! Everyone that don't like america is brown and a serb. I am 1/8th irish and 2/4ths itialian btw have you eaten chicaco deep dish pizza?
Do you have a shower chair? Grab bars? Falling in the shower is very bad.
Do you carry a device that calls the emergency services automatically if it detects that you're having a medical problem?
same but 3.6
EVERY LITTLE THING THAT YOU SAY OR DO
I'M HUNG UP
HUNG UP ON YOU
Fake tree for a fake woman
27, -$350 here after adjusting for debt
Bears??
Nobody mentioned Jews nigga
you really like that sanrio shit dont you
Кocoвo јe Cpбијa
In my experience, purported ex-feminists are permanently stuck in a feministic paradigm, even if they claim to reject some of the superficial aesthetics. They’ve been raised in their weird cult, and it sticks with them whether they like it or not. It’s like talking to someone who grew up Jehovah’s Witness or something
that poster is a jew though that's why he loves pookraine and anal sex
You just know.
MY experience is going to the megachurch and finding myself a fine girl with a healthy respect for african american men
28? damn
The new world sees race as dark skin/light skin/asian. No such thing as subcategories anymore
Do you go to the box social or the icecream social?
used up all my tinder swipes
wont get a single match but I managed to nut up and put myself out there, bros
are you a real swede?
If you invest it in a low-cost stock index fund, I'm sure you'll be fine.
turn off ad blocker
Anon Babble ad is always some OF horny shit, shitcoin, or esoteric shit
I know these advertisers aren't giving gookmoot the shekels he wants lol
You’re replying to a cuckservative who was complaining earlier about an anti-NATO (ZOG) protest in Montreal
Kosovo is 92% Albanian
THATS LIFE
Are you coming the the box social down at the icecream peanut soda fountain?
Healthy respect like you would give to a dangerous wild animal, you mean.
Captcha: KKK42
why do you love anal sex with men so much?
very strange
You guys are boring as fuck, I’m going back to hispachan
okay
not enough simpsons memes for ya?
i thought you were jewish
dont care award
Ahahahahaha
be american
be hispanic
enjoy making my 4 dollar chalupa spicy supreme tacocunrch bowls extra at tacobell
Pretty sure you’re mixing me up with another leafposter (or retarded)
brown people destroying a Canadian city and facing zero repercussions, yep that's based
a-are they honking? On Parliament Hill? Arrest all of them reeeeeee
I'd say it's surprising how leftoids always bend over for non-whites fucking them in the ass... but well it's not surprising actually
How many of you are coming down to the mall to hang out and then go to hot topic?
Don't come back
CINNA SPOTTED
Here have a special coon i saw he was extra squished this morning and thought he looked funny
Kosovo is 92% Albanian and 4% Serbs
Momberg knocked on my door and I was like "DON'T COME IN" like she probably thinks I'm masturbating but actually I'm vaping lmao
No Noël November: FAILED
Baja blast sharting and farting down at the nascar rally i might dun go down and go rab a corndog or some fried coca cola yeppers!
grow up
honestly, it would be less embarrassing if she caught you wanking
Back in 2018 I was a mall security guard and when I wasn't driving the security car I would spend all my time in hot topic and zumiez talking to the alt girl cashiers
Clearly underaged
Canada is 92% indian and 5% chinenese and 3% anglo/french muttoids
I'm 30.
calm down tranny
why is it so dark
Took the poeernap btw im back
Cute bears
I can't hear the haters over my overwhelming kindness
Serbia lost
what happens if you inhale cigar smoke?
Vapes are for metrosexuals and women. You know what else is fruit flavored that you suck on? Flavored condoms.
Shartmericans are seething so bad its not even funny lmao
i owned your thread.
I'm not sure what you're saying, but it seems like your disrespecting dale so fuck you
your lungs hurt
You are fat and you eat corndogs ate the nascar rally and then you wonder why you have liquid shit every day
you might become a man
this picture is 9S SLANDER
Is the rat freak still shitting up the thread or is it some other foreign loser now? I can only see a mass of hidden posts
thinking about them beans
Do people still get banned for daring utter the forbidden names? Or was that just an erection season thing
no no you don't get it, it's BASED when thousands of brown people destroy your country and don't even get arrested over some sandnigger squabble in the middle east
One reason leftoids like thus guy support immigration is that they really think brown people are gonna be their obedient footsoldiers in the future
pussy cant stand to see the thruth lmao
Are you trying to insult me or complement me? I can't tell
hes gone now the swede freak is here
fortnite
I told you it's a Serbian guy, he does this every once in a while
Shartmericans are proud to be fat and soiling their underwear
Thx dale
me and who and who
If I mention it, I always get b&. I even replied to someone mentioning it and got b& as well. You'll notice other anons say it and do not get b&, which really makes you think....
You're misinformed. Not all vape flavors are fruity. There's lavender and rose, for example.
Me on the right
So you mention flowers
2 million scoville flavoured vape juice.
mfs must be cold
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCH*
Frank Hassle used to buy shit flavoured vape juice to blow in people’s faces :)
in your butthole
he probably gets raped in the ass daily in his grim commiebloc so he has totake his anger out here
youtu.be
Watching this vid for like the 5th time i think im acoustic
I wanna be one of those Nip monkeys who get to bathe in the hot springs all day in the winter.
have you ever purchased a flower for a woman you like, or is that gay?
flavored*
just put .flag-se into my ublock
HUH
U
H
Ex got me a big squishmallow of one last yesr for christmas i frickin love him
I love monkeys so much bros
The kitten looks spooked
I would be spooked if i were tiny snd defenseless and next to a whore
What the hell kind of name is that
fuck off
Flower flavors are even gayer than fruit flavors
I very much like this meme
cause he smells the gash
So are you up early or up late to shit post /cum/?
American spelling changes were pointless imho
i lost my legs in afghanistan to an IED and have to wear a colostomy bag and this is the thanks i got? country of the free my ass
yes
not sure, i wonder if it's pronounced "kimmy"
Isn't she precious?
gifting a flower to a love interest is the same as inhaling its flavor extract
this is your brain on glycerin and microplastics
We did those to own the brit cucks. I like Zee over Zed myself
I'm a 38 year old felon with $40k in debt
Taking out the trash
i should of cleaned my place today
what's the felony for
We don't have felons in Canada...
FACT CHECK: FALSE
Thanks for your service lol. You could still fight Americas wars in ww3, You don't need legs to fly drones
Spiders creep me the FUCK out. Like I almost feel bad about it but if I see a spider it's gotta die.
Can I get a physiognomy on her? I need a wife like this.
niggas be like
:these arachnids too spicy"
If I stayed in my hometown under the same roof as my parents I would’ve committed suicide by cop by now
fit, outdoorsy, hard-working, wants kids someday
:)
polyamorous
:(
Embarrassing and ‘niggardly’ if true
I was guessing it might be Japanese or something, “Kee-may”
That was not a true spider in the webm btw
Yeah I don't think I'm the one she's looking for. Very unlikely.
So true
she's obese
you dodged a bullet
If your life is already ruined, may as well keep doing crimes desu
Spanish
Latino men, come to Quebec and live your myth
Well she had 'anime' has an interest.
3 languages, one sentence
she flunked french in school and listens to reguetón, but only speaks english
she deserves some respect just for using a photo of herself in modest clothing
an innocent mother bravely protecting her offspring
women and soyboys be like "get the flamethrower!"
¿español?
Could go for a little skribbl before eepy time
Total bug genocide.
THE CUUUUUUUUERVO GOLD
THE FINE COLD NUMBIANCE
MAKE TONIGHT A WONDERFUL THING
NO WEEEEEEEEE CANT DANCE TOGETHER
You're a monster
très adorbs
Hey I have an idea, let's send all 1.2 billion jeets to fight in Ukraine.
wtf theyre 3rd d printing pokemon
Lady get those snakes off your hand. Dangerous!
the biggest bug in canada is probably a beetle, if by weight, or a moth, if by length
I saw chinese eating those giant isopods
Hatw insects
Hate wading birds
Simple as
Fucking love cumbias rebajadas, mexico won the latam culture war
But 600 million on each side to make it fair
werent you leaving
1.86 million jeets were living in Canada as of 2021
God.
youtube.com
my wife
saars are unironically fighting there because some Slavic catfish accounts promised them white bobs & vagene
Kek
Ayo dis nigga was watching videos of women trying on toe rings
The older I get the harder I find it to roleplay as a character very different from myself
I always now just pick a character type similar to myself
It seems like 10 million
damn that's like a third of your population isn't it?
I used to live in an apartment with no screens on the windows and no AC. One night during an extreme heat wave, I couldn’t stand it and couldn’t go to sleep, so I opened the window. Was woken up by a bird-sized dark moth flying in my face. I couldn’t even get it to leave. If the light was on, it’d fly towards the light, and if the lights were off, I couldn’t see it to shoo it out the window with a broom. Truly nightmarish, yet real
Have you seen the video of the Chinese lady just casually eating a live tarantula?
There's enough of them to flood every country in Europe and the Anglosphere with 15 million individuals and still have plenty left in India
i would legit kms if i lived in ontario
Forgot to bookmark the new Chan and forgot the address. Valió verga
2021
that already probably wasn't even counting the "temporary" jeets
I liked it much better when ZOG was trying to destroy western civilization with yellow peril instead
I've seen a really big cicada once
It’s unironically probably close to 5M now at least. They’ve been letting in 2M migrants per year since covid, when you account for official immigration, tfws, international “students,” and “asylum seekers.” Most of them coming in are jeets.
This one?
very convincing thumbs-up
There's like 1.5 billion jeets, more if you include pakis and such who are functionally identical. They could move 500 million of them to America to be the new majority and still have a billion on the subcontinent. There's a reason why they are being chosen as the new locusts.
That’s an old video from before the AI era
would you rather a bat flew in your window
That's fucking putrid.
Me when mom says I can get back on the game if I eat the Brussels sprouts
westoids be like 'aaaaaa i'm scared of my food aaaaa!!!! get it away from me noooooooooooooooww!!!'
i'm just not a tripe guy, i guess
That looks like a Thai woman more than anything. Chinese would have eaten the head last so of suffered more lel
I like it
Hypothetically, if bats weren’t a major disease vector, then yes I’d rather a bat. Given that they are, I’d rather a giant moth.
she does that when she eats the second one
Is there any thing Westerns eat alive besides ousters?
oh no, not a DISEASE
Your moms fuzzy snatch
moths are literally harmless
I don’t dislike it, but it’s probably one of my least favourite meats. Maybe 6/10 or something
Just finished off my cup of (black coffee). It was cold and with old milk crud floating around in it. I feel ill.
Probiotic yogurt
shucking the oyster kills it
I don’t think so. Other than retarded mental gymnastics like eating the bacterial cultures in yoghurt
true
retarded
ok retard
Depends how freshly shucked
Once an oyster's flesh is removed from the shell by cutting the adductor muscle (that tough bit that keeps the oyster clamped shut) the oyster continues to breathe for three to five minutes.
Every leaf is typing with brown hands until proven otherwise
People eat oysters raw, but not alive.
Westerners prefer their meat to be dead, in all cases.
Ulch - that coffee was tainted!
every now and then I get a k-cup that makes my stomach feel like acid dissolving nuclear waste.
Your mom’s taint
I love mayonnaise and ketchup. Also ice hockey, and yes, curling. Well that's me done, but there unironically is a brown leaf anon itt rn
Eating something that is alive is a sin
still dont feel drunk
Business idea
How about a Gay-cup and it makes you a hot mug of semen
curling
Have you ever played it, or do you just like to watch?
You feel deathly sick
how do I short this venture
interesting, maybe they could be technically alive in some cases. that might be the closest we get to eating things alive in western food.
Yes I have played it. It's very popular here in Canada (assuming you dont live in new punjab).
Have you ever had fresh honey?
You’re Jewish. OT laws don’t apply to Christians.
RUM AND COKE LFG
Name a better combo, protip you CANNOT
cool braids
*belches beer breath in your face*
scotch and soda
So, are the guys scrubbing the ice in front of the puck actually important?
vodka + lemonade
But it's still a sin to do evil stuff and that's evil
This does sound good, been having some good drinks tonight. Just returned from a function flirted with a milf... yeah I still got it heh
vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, lime juice
jack and coke
gin and tonic
vodka and lemonade
gin and tonic
The friction slightly melts the ice and makes it more slippery, which makes it go a little farther down the ice. It’s how they control where it stops
Brown hand? No.
Do you like the flowery taste of gin? I once puked from gin shots so it has turned me off a bit lol
Chartreuse and sparkling water
shopped
Is this entirely a cultural thing or is something wrong with her
it was a brave man who first ate an oyster
I suffer in Canuckia
The shape of your thumb is asiatic, chang
I have played it
hello billionare
The power of rum and coke can eliminate suffering. truly magical!
Zesty ahh lamp
Gin (juniper) tastes kind of like pine trees, not flowers
A hungry man
post tits
A Moscow mule is pretty good
Yeah they slightly melt the ice which changes the trajectory, it's more noticeable on really light throws when they try to curve it around another stone
we're punjabi guys of course we get trapped in the walk-in oven
LOL
you're not supposed to take gin shots unless you're insanely desperate. they're not good, but I do like gin still