/brit/

just fucking do it keir do it

don't hold another vote fuck the reform spackers

no one wants brexshit no one will stop you

up, up, and a gay!

creampied my tranny 7 times since friday

ESPN is airing gay faggy Formula 1 racing instead of the college football highlights.

behold:
ice cream

amerimutt making homoerotic posts about his shit sports again

I wish there was a woman with me I could have sex with

find a cute transwoman like i did

what college football team do you support

my favourite glinner moment was when he published a 10,000 word essay on substack about sissy hypno porn "for research"

Pouring sulfuric acid into my bumhole

heck off I've stayed up for it

mental that i have spent the entire morning gooning

grr i wanted to see large sweaty black men charging into each other grrr

American world, we just live in it

glinner has that catholic guilt, it's like a x10 buff to boomer repression

The Western Kentucky University Hilltoppers. My Alma mater.

you're really one to judge others

*wish there were
Hypothetical. Subjunctive mood.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

x.com/BowTiedMara/status/1854578895808307346

i don't give a fuck you loser faggot

2-year-old child dies after being shot in Merced, father arrested

I'm a broken man

i don't give a fuck you loser faggot

drinking wee

Lincoln woman sentenced for her role in toddler son’s death, prior abuse

gopher

who the hell is glinner again? another namefag or an eceleb like ruby? some of you need to find more interesting topics of conversation.

be Graham Linehan

make a joke about trans people being assaulted on a TV show

receive slight minor criticisms

decide at that moment to pivot your life to obsessively focus on hating trans people

make new post on twitter literally every 5 minutes from waking until sleep, every single day, about how much trans people upset you

compare them to Nazis

post your dick on Mumsnet to own the trannies

go on lesbian dating apps wearing lipstick to own the trannies

eventually at some point your children disown you, and your wife leaves and divorces you over your mentally ill unhinged obsession with hating trans people

even most TERFs keep their distance from you thinking you're an unhinged creep

get blocked from twitter for personal abuse aimed at trans individuals

cry on TV about how apparently trans people destroyed your life

swap to making essay length blog posts daily on how trans people are evil

year later, Musk unbans your twitter account

instantly back to posting literally every 5 minutes, from waking until sleep, about how evil trans people are again. not uncommon to make over 100 posts about how much you hate trans people per a day, every day.

gymtoil done
runtoil done
time for a little ganja lads

most obvious same fagging i've seen in quite some time

sent a single text to a girl i haven't spoken to in months last night and woke up to 9 texts back, i'm in there

need to buy a new laptop as mine is turning itself off if it gets too cold
me problem is that whilst having the money i don't want to spend it
but it is what it is. can't be laptopless can i?
so i've decided to buy one that can play fifa in good quality as i love me fifa and on PC i can use mods which are based and massively add to the career mode experience
anyone have any recs for a good gaming laptop that can run fifa?

never cared for father ted
never cared for twitter either
blog on

Need gingerpedo flayed alive.

NICE lad what did you text her

could someone give my excellent thread a boost? pls

your fifa mods are based are they? based and redpilled? based on what? clueless retard

This is Graham Lineham.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

no need to sign your posts lad
-YankLad

up goes the carrot

that's bradley walsh you fucking imbecile

just asked how she's doing

in mass effect terms, chatgpt is really more of a virtual intelligence than an artificial intelligence
also, kill all batarians, batarian genocide best day of my life

the uk is a racist shithole

was just saying this down at the pub

remember when Carl of Swindon got milkshaked

furthermore, i am of the opinion that khar'shan must be destroyed

This is Graham Lineham.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

Great galloping gargoyles Galaxy-Man!

The uk is one of the least racist places in the world, our major cities aren't even majority white anymore and we continue to allow hundreds of thousands of immigrants and refugees in each year. We're a very compassionate society in comparison to the bulk of the rest of the world.

yh

why would graham do this

willy wanker and the spunk factory

This is Graham Lineham.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

racist means too white chud, prepare to get colonized like you did with half of the world

the batarians are lucky the reapers got to them before commander shepard did

based

reducing a poo

charlie bucket-filler
augustus gloop
mike porno

simplifying a poo

Very poor quality bait unlike your first post, I accept your concession.

Why do women look so unbelievably munted without makeup?

its not bait its called banter retard

errmm actshually very poor bait sir!!! i accept your defeat in the argument

fuck off back to red*it loser

ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer

who is this really?

they don't, you're just so used to seeing them with it that it looks unnatural for them to be natural.
thank society for this complete mind fuck rot

pooing some wee out of my dick

posting about racism at 5am is just about the farthest thing from banter i've ever heard you seething spacker take your medication and go to sleep

weeing in the freezer

*pushes up glasses

errmm actually posting at this certain time is the furthest thing from banter i've seen in my time

m8 just go, you've never had banter in your entire life. you get bullied by the neighborhood runts when you step outside of your childhood bedroom

Haha yeah mate epic banter that is real good stuff lol i'm sure you and the lads down the pub think that's hilarious

sounds based

thoughts on poo?

yeah mate did you forget the race riots?

Business idea:

Poo-powered supercars.

business idea
internet curfew for incels past 6pm to 8am

Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and pass gas.

youtube.com/watch?v=iZwykQK9aZo

got any opinions on this film about the blitz lads?

Need blitz bombers to unleash their cargo upon my tender bollocks.

using the word 'blitz' is a cultural appropriation, as the word is of german origin

I am sorry why does gen x and boomers get pissy when no one wants to put up with bullshit anymore

what bullshit?

saw the cooking twink make a sponsored video about it and while it looked okay it's not on anything I have so I shan't be watching it

Woke shit, Irish slag pretending to be Anglo

mfw it's treat time

Is it true white girls in the UK can't resist Paki lads, /brit/?

wtf is that body type lmao

best thing about sex with transgender women is that you can cum inside them and they wont get pregnant

poo wanking championship

true

what level of autism is this

he's on ketamine

Why in the name of bloody /heck/ is there not a tobacco-flavoured nicotine pouch?

He's a freemason trying to act like a quirky, zany Tony Stark technocrat.

feel like shite, sore/swollen throat, headache, borderline sickly

not good lads

vax status?

rorke's giving holding space for queer disabled women of colour

could make the same argument for having sex with a cadaver

And those females who don’t have periods yet or have gone through menopause.

Last two coldplay albums have been DREADFUL
Their 2019 one was good though
Shame they only shit one out every 2-3 years.
Need to return to form.

I don't get how musicians can just "lose it" like that.
Why the fuck should age determine artistic expression.
Bizarre.

grangle grangle

The last two?

dont think its legal to have sex with a cadaver mate

Boobieberg on a mad one

it is here

going to norfolk island in feburary and im excited to see some boobies

you might say i'm crazy but it's hamburger time

clown world

mental how if you were royalty back in the day you could start wearing any old ridiculous shite and it would instantly become a fashion trend

went to the bottleo for some somersby apple cider but they only had pear still in stock so i got that instead, grim

the emperor's new clothes as they were

im excited to see some boobies

me when I first discovered pornography

omds

normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet

drank a whole litre of whiskey last night

I don’t touch spirits. Beer or nothing for me.

Rorke

i'm well past the point of being able to get even a decent buzz from beer

Been raining for over a day. Very rare event.

I don’t touch spirits

Me when someone asks me to perform an exorcism

im talking about the pelagic birds not human female mammary glands
stop being vulgar

you live in the nullarbor lad? it never rains on the nullarbor as they say

thoughts?
youtube.com/watch?v=OwIrxWpNYkI

up for toil. need to set off in 5 mins. not happy lads. im fed up.

laughed at this post
Befuddled by this post

thought the name "nullarbor" was some abo name but i just thought about it and it seems to be some latin-based compound word for "no trees"

ktim

what are the chances that it would just happen to sound like an abo word despite having european roots?

mad how incels would be cured instantly if the government set up state mandated hug quotas at an affection facility.

endearing little image that

First confirmed kills of North Korean soldiers in the Ukraine-Russia war, and it was by a British supplied Storm Shadow missile strike.
You think little Kimmy cares at all?

might watch big momma's house 2 (2006)

makes sense

nuff a dem know i got the wing on lock doh

would be kino if american munitions killed nk pigs and it caused kim to invade south korea

I think only black people are allowed to watch that movie, or you need to ask a black friend permission to watch

little Kimmy

saw this and thought you were doing some interracial joke because of that schizo who goes on about "timmy" all the time, he has mindbroken me

at an affection facility.

would this be next door to the penis inspection facility

i already ran it by my nigger friend, he says it's cool

can't stop wanking to that one scene of emilia clarke's arse from s1 of game of thrones. then if i want an ugly wank i look up pictures of victoria bateman's arse. it's a force of habit now i barely use anything else

good post

good post

it was okay. felt a little forced.

Rorke escaping leftypol's clutches

looks like a duck out of water amidst all those fish

mental how I can't grab a bird and keep it as pet

"leftypol" practicing his suck attack, i see

you'd first get screened for a clean bill of health which involves a total physical evaluation, then a mental screening plus consultation, then at the end you get your huggies.

birds are the biggest rorkes of the chordate phylum

400 years ago, the idea of Atheists, Hindus or Muslims in Britain seemed absurd. Catholicism was abhorred, Britain was Anglican and that was that.
800 years ago however and Britain was Catholic, and the idea of anything else was unthinkable.
1400 years ago people here worshipped Odin, Thor, Freya - or - Wotan, Thunor, and Frigg, depending on the region.
2000 years ago, people here worshipped Jupiter, Ares, Venus, and so on.
Go back 2500 years and you have countless Druidic nature spirits, Celtic deities, and the idea everything contains a soul or is sacred.
Makes me wonder what we'll believe hundreds of years from now.

any manual driving man in? what's the highest gear you go into in your day-to-day life?
i rarely go above second, makes me wonder why cars even bother having 5 or more gears

might hit that duolicious advert get myself a hot sunday date with a man because there's no way any women are using that

i rarely go above second

you drive 20mph constantly?

i don't know because i measure distances in kilometres like a normal person

Whenever i refrain most masturbation for a prolonged period of time i just feel better, even doing completely ”unproductive” things like playing video games becomes more enjoyable

i don’t get why people deny the benefits of nofap

Right now, there's giant whales and squids deep in the ocean where it's almost pitch black just chilling by themselves, miles away from anything else

mad how you never hear of a girl with a foot fetish

they've probably got hundreds of lampreys sucking away at them

i hate mutts

annoying closeted freaks

female sexuality is still not very well understood to this day, it's been a taboo topic for so long and still is in some cultures

women are more about the mental than the physical

Bet you'd love a lamprey sucking you hmmm dirty bugger

Women are into hands, unironically
Not to the level of a fetish though

get the swans eaten
the pensioners frozen
the katies clarted
the farms expropriated
the somalians housed, fed and washed
the cronem activated
the gherkin occupied

i like girl feet

Right now there's some nigga in deepest Siberia probably having a poo

where the hell do you live where you only need to go into second gear

someone is cumming within a mile of you

love pulling out nose hair and sniffing my ear wax. i can't help myself.

Use 6th gear all the time i don't like wasting fuel. Wish i still had an automatic though. I used to have a merc and it was like driving a go kart, much easier to use in traffic, no hill starts or rollback, made using my phone/shaving while driving much easier.

reminds me of how lasses froth at that scene in pride and prejudice where he flexes his hand

No but SA near the Victoria border

uhh the brisbane outer suburbs

wonder if humanity will still exist 100,000 years from now
Would be mental to see how the world is that far in the future

we’ll tell the qld government to sort out the congestion, only going into second gear is utterly, utterly mental

so near the bight then? is it true what they say about the shark attacks down there?

Abos will never try and rename because they'll think it's their own place name kek

We've been calling it the nullabor for 50,000 years you captain cook cunt

alri might-as-well-be-broken-hill-lad

British people are very obese now, they look fatter than Americans now. They are all fat the English

anatomically modern humans appeared about 200k years ago and before that you had all the other evolutions, so short of nuclear annihilation or the universe sending a rock the size of the moon to collide with us I wouldn't be surprised.

I'm not fat, actually people say I look too skinny

What are they saying about shark attacks?

short of nuclear annihilation

aye that's the rub isn't it

antipodean rorke revving the nuts off his 1.2L fiat punto driving the whole way to the off licence at 4000rpm to pick up his fackin Vee Bees

it's redundant for denzel washington and jamie foxx to both exist at the same time

it genuinely is the biggest threat because of not only the instant mass death and destruction it causes but the radiation if it doesn't kill you out right can just make you infertile.

born to fart, forced to poo

good thing they aren't real

made using my phone/shaving while driving much easier.

Cycling Mikey would like a word

it's redundant for australians and homosexuals to both exist at the same time

I'm a fucking idiot, and extremely cringe too

what the hell are you doing here
you don't belong here

homosexuals will always exist, australia won't

ktim

anyone born in 199x has had to experienced the tail end of the good times and the beginning and horrible climb of the bad times. pure suffering.

the Ukrainians enslaved

kahteem

inshallah

kek this is me i do this

i was born in 19X6

playing the 2015 mad max game, underrated

damn gramps they let you post from the old age home?

alri president-elect drumpf

I was born in 1996 (BC)

bet you remember when "hello my darling hello my rag time gal" was a hit

nineteen exty-six was a great year

i were born in the 21st century

that brings me back to nineteen-dickety-two

my penis is exteen inches long

Bin Laden? gooner

born in 1995 me, don't remember the 90s at all, my memory begins in 2001 when i first started going to school slightly before 9/11

but a repentant one

the first godfather was better than godfather 2

and much better than the Xth godfather film

kahteem

i saw them bradposting on Anon Babble yesterday

very disorienting

9/11 happened on the day I started school.
Don't remember anything about 9/11 but I vividly remember getting bullied by older kids on that day.

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did one of those farts that you feel the massive pressure of in your lower body and when it comes out you can't tell if you shit yourself or not

i'll be 30 in 3 months lad

got a PWAUDA (people with alcohol use disorder anonymous) meeting tomorrow night

why are your bumcheeks numb

Socialist Raphael Glucksmann, who in 2018 said: ‘When I go to New York or Berlin, I feel more at home, culturally speaking, than when I go to Picardy.’

Imagine being french

any fit thangs there?

on 9/11 they withheld news from us as a way to make us behave well

we thought the world was ending and they wouldn't turn on the TV unless we stayed totally quiet and finished our assignments

also i had nosebleeds back then and on 9/11 i had the worst one of my life, i tried to absorb it with my brown "jumper" and i thought it wouldn't be visible, by the end of the day i was standing there in a clearly blood-soaked sweater waiting for my parents to pick me up because the buses were cancelled

also i eat my own sperm

no just grim middle aged people mostly

(((french)))

what an utterly bizarre post

unlucky

i just came from PWAUDA eh

not a disorder. just stop drinking, simple as

bud, his party did less than 2% during last elections
that was the party of president hollande

so I heard that mp4 uploads are a thing now

Went to an AA meeting once and went home and drank. That was 2 years ago and things never got any better I just love drinking until I black out.

da deviw weaws pwauda

The prouud french name of Glucksmann

aye

why on earth would you need to go to one of those

pooing in a niggers arse

never understood why we use webms anyway

mental

youtube.com/watch?v=p34j0atQdJo

"AA" is a problematic term because "alcoholic" is a problematic term, please refer to it as "PWAUDA" from now on
because i have alcohol use disorder

because they mog the shit out of .gifs in the quality and ease of creation departments

do you come from a land down pwaunda

Hate AA
Nothing worse than spending 1-2 hours listening to self-centred boomers talking about their inane lives. Really cliquey too

how'd you manage that

sounds familiar i can't quite put my finger on it hmm..

schizos are ruining Anon Babble

i developed a disorder pertaining to alcohol use, presumably there were environmental and possibly genetic factors that influenced it

shut Shut UP SHUT UP!!!

watching flight (2012)
bizarre how they got piers morgan in this film

no good mate
not a fan of drinking socially then?

looool

hate when you go to the store and look down and there's cumstains on your cargo shorts

@204858418
what compelled you to post this

leftypol befuddled
rorke bechuddled

i went to the store and looked down at my cargo shorts and they were stained with cum

You are an alchie like me, a wino, you love the sauce, the juice, it gets you going, it's like a warm blanket of comfort in a grim cold world

never really had much of a social life, i find it difficult to connect with people you see, i have social anxiety and am probably somewhere on the autism spectrum, probably a factor that contributed to my alcohol use disorder

wearing cargo shorts

Fag

Vaping Chinese chemicals