/cum/ - canada usa mexico

you're a democrat

posting hebes so we can sit at the lunch table with /csg/ and /asean/

is the swedish flag one of the namefags vpns or what

I hate America

I don't know what you're talking about even though there are apparently english words in that sentence

hes actually so fucking mad that they rushed the field lmao

we know

Nick Saban would never

YUMMY ALERT

youtube.com/watch?v=evgoNTr2Yj0

We're costco guys of course we go shopping while eating a chicken bake

the shota loli oppai fujo paizuri bukkake ecchi thread

Suddenly had the inexplicable urge to blast "Boom" by P.O.D.
youtu.be/lYHA_7vxrgc?si=SQ0rQ0-qmHgmxx7e

Just another unfunny spammer

Is this you?

We're costco guys of course we have homoerotic fantasies.

bbc.com/news/articles/cdxv700qg50o
Did you guys hear about this? It happened in Laos.
I've always wanted to backpack through South East Asia, I'll definitely stick to bottled beer only if I do...

going to a strangers' party in a foreign country

not the brightest people

How hard is it to not down liquor so fast as to give yourself alcohol poisoning? Just slow down. And yeah I figure bottled beer would probably be fine -- better than the local tap water I'm sure.

don’t come around here no more

4 beers down and Im still not drunk

Ordered the pizza at 7:10, was told 25-30 mins and it's still not here. Fucking jeet doesn't deserve a tip anyways.

We're costco guys of course we fart in the mart.

I wish I did not have a massive skull that makes me look 5 foot 6 at 6 foot 2

WE ARE WE ARE

THE YOUTH OF THE NAAAATION

WE ARE WE ARE

THE YOUTH OF THE NAAAATION

youtube.com/watch?v=Js4yGcgO6hk

Methanol poisoning is not equivalent to excessive drinking, retard. It’s tainted booze

google maps finally updated by cities street view

all these niggas need is some pussy
the white racists and nonwhites in general
the polposters and r9k
you get what i mean

all that they need is some pussy, and ifi woen would stop with it, then teh world would be a happier place

and i know what its like
i
am down bad

Thinking bout her again award

A hostel is different from a "stranger's party"
That being said, they shouldn't have taken free alcohol

Yeah but they would have had a clue if they weren't drinking so fast. Shit tastes foul, too.

west virginia
mountain mama
take me home
concrete road

all the racists (except nonwhites) is some pussy
and the world would be much happier place

my*

Methanol is very poisonous, one shot of tainted moonshine is all it takes for death

and i know how they feel. im down bad
it would solve a lot of the hate. real talk

and stop chopping off your dicks please

Specifically im just anxious as fuck now that shes appeared in my life two days in a row and i wanna get it over with and get out a final apology and try to be on friendlyish terms, im not really missing her Specifically just missing having a lover really
I am a mess this weekend because of it tho

We're all down bad because of specific women it seems.
We need to have a BBQ

shes not real she is a cartoon....

no it isnt. at worst it would mean blindness
because of the opitcal nerves contracting

the antidote is ethanol

DONT ACT LIKE *ANY* MOOONSHINER WORTH HIS SALT WOULD PRODUCE METHANOL LIKE THE 5 BRITISH WHO DIED IN ASIA, WHICH MIGHT NOTVE BEEN THEIR FAULT EVEN! LETS JSUT HOPE THEY GET THE PROPER MEDICAL CARE

but a moonshiner would not sell that

Abe Lincholn was a DICK!

'za is here.

she's an anime character and she's not real

Why are they like this

and the antidote is pronably
enthanol AND charcoal

fill up their belly ]]do not say that about moonshine

ayo YT PIPO DUN SUGAR DEY SPAGHETTI!!!

omg nooo dont steal from the trillion dollar company

(Scottish papers) five backpackers were poisonered
the hostel backpackers place said that: we get our alcohol from the source and it is untampered#

not a political assassination

Nauseating

youtube.com/watch?v=99C0om5Hh5I

clearly that says "yall dont put sugar in your spgetti"
and like you autist
they are just being autistic with spagetti like a lot of us were

i could understand maybe a little sugar (tomatoes already have a bit) but jesus christ that's a medical incident waiting to happen.

this HAS to be rage bait.

There are like 3 threads up

there is no universe where you should ever be putting sugar in spaghetti.

whatever. go argue about someone sugaring their spghateetti

act like youve never done stupid shit with it yourself like adding a stick of butter to pasta

i really REALLY hope orange man comes through

me teleporting black people to the universe where putting sugar in spaghetti creates anthrax

Dont lewd
I like hu tao/hebes because theyre cute but not in a sexual way
They are just for protecting
Idk i cant explain it
Big tiddies and fat asses and lickable thighs and suckable toes and eatable pussies are for sex

No they do that kind of shit all the time
youtu.be/okBMLR4mKZ0

bet you was the anon talking about anaeima last t hread and 2 monthws ago or whtaever

she's not thinking of you lil bro, grow up

Sugar in spaghetti is a real thing but not that much thats just niggers being niggers
A little bit mixed into CANNED tomato sauce to counteract the sour tanginess from the cannin process/preservatives is what youre supposrd to use
Id youre using fresh or jarred, no sugar
And its only a pinch, not making kool aid

shit like that which makes the coal burners allowed to take in more people to be fucked by blacks and recruited into their coal burning insane way of thinking FYI

no wonder american is full of fat insulin resistant warthogs.

coalburner Canada is online then

I know im not even a passing thought in her mind anymore which is another kind of saddening but my point is i wanna get this inevitable confrontation over with because i cannot be having anxiety problems every time we both happen to go to our mutual hangout spot when one of us is with our mutual friends
And i wont just give her the hobby shop im not gonna get cucked out of playing card/board games

it took yall niggas from the start of the Iraq war to 2014 to gain access to insulin at all where you came from. dont take shit for granted a
and it was the tliban who did it

boring thread award

dead thread on a saturday night award

kit

damn it ust suck for the leafs ITT getting constantly realitychecked by me ITT i sort of understand
must be brutal

yankies be like 'dang dis tomato too tangy' *dumps a bag of sugar into their pasta*

I just want voter id 2bh

clearly that person was a black

alexa why are nickels called nickles

crocheting is difficult

No anon im white as can be maybe its only just a southern thing
All blacks nationwide are just copies of southern mannerisms anyway since this is where they spread from

alri granny

Nick L’s (Nicholas)

if you the nigga that put some oreos or whatever in his sgetti, then its not the same thing
else its just northerners being racist as they ever were and just n eeding a reason to

Me against Malenia.

Why don’t you ever visit

almost all genshin r34 is blacked stuff, why might that be

Don’t think it’s southern. I’ve heard of adding small amounts of sugar to a ragu for the reasons you stated. I just don’t want a sweeter sauce, so I don’t do it

because all of everything if it can be is blacked stuff edited in to be that, across all fetishes (and boards) by this point. and not that you asked but now they are coming here

there's no way that's true

i want to build some legos

I dont even like oreos at all that sounds awful
I dont make spaghetti but i would not be grossed out if someone put an untasteable pinch of sugar in their sauce to mellow it out
Bro your bloodhound step??

captcha

Kek

you need to bribe me with cookies and werther's

Rimworld is literally crack

black people are the masterrace
except that they got BTFO by white people, even though they had lasers and wakanda, n shieeeeeeeeeeeeee

from what i just seen it is

Y’all niggas ever play this

nope

Your mom rimmed me last night

ive got to have a portion of my vodka because it wont last until i wake up
my plant now is to have a swig of vodka and an hour long nap

usually on alcohol i can sleep 6 hours and be okay - down from 9. so this one with a swig of vodka or two is 1 hour 2 mins

I loce biology so much i shouldve gone to university for it

I played the FUCK out of this. Geonosis coliseum was GOATed with invincibility

What’s wrong with it

Just consumed the 'za. It was a vege pizza bt w, because my mom is a pescetarian.

black people are genuinely the most spiteful race on earth, and thats why they are fuckups. look up China, and then look at how you (Africa) is doing. disgraceful
you are losing and thats fact
keep seething black boi sissy and being the bussy cum deposite you wre supposed to be

i remember you

what would having a degree do for you that searching the internet for it's near infinite resources on the subject wont

any semen brosss itt?

If you own a good stock, one that’s paying you a good return on your money and seems likely to go on doing so, hang onto it. Don’t keep switching your stocks, looking for greener pastures. And forget about the other fellow and the killing he made— or says he made. Maybe he can afford to speculate. But if you’re an investor, act like one.

played this with a mod, its great

Ok me

and women. i love women too
but look at all the countries that seetheed and then at China and think to yourself about it

im pretty sure the source code for the game leaked a few years ago

5 beers down

He's brown and has been here for years

i got banned for making a thread (the reason was "complaining about Anon Babble" which in on itself is mental) and then i ban evaded and made the thread again instantly
ya seethe?

He's having a seizure.
t. has epilepsy

I played the sequel

same, but whisky

I LOVE CLEAVAGE

based and Drukpilled

Gona watch wolfey vid

How long have you been Christian short anon

sort of just in case i die tonigth-- and i was going to say it before, and do mean it
you fucked up with the email verif - but please dont fix it. they dont know. the zoomers dont fuckin know, lmao. not that it matters if you uphold your promises
but you - idiot - making it worse, you just mad a mistake, and i will always find a way. nowi am equal footing with what fat always had

please dont fix it. just do this one thing and leave it open for me

Fed-drones all being forced back into working in the office, no more WFH

Might explain all the seethe from the Feds here lol

my entire life

I have never once had to wait 900sec except when ban evading

out of everyone you could watch you watch this walled whale, and it WASNT EVEN wygena

You're a good boy

not even that now
i waited on a 15 minute cooldown to start posting now but i evade those as well because the janny freaks "warnings" and those timeouts ALWAYS lead to a ban, which is what ive been lead to believe, and so i act accordingly. and that isnt my problem

SOVL INCARNATE

Wat
Wolfey is a pokemon player watching his new tournament recap vid bc i like the teambuilding sections

You can just make throwaway emails to skip the 15 mins lol. The real problem is they block loads of IP addresses from posting images

if their warnings didnt always lead to a ban then i would be ore likely to stop posting that, as i did "nigger" and "paki" completely when i was asked to stop. but there is no negotiating with terrorists
what they are are terrorists

That sort of shit never made any sense to me. Dealing with the CRA (Canadian Revenue Agency, who deal with taxes and payments and shit like that) during COVID was painful. I waited on the phone for over an hour just to have an old lady working from home on her slow ass laptop and slow ass wifi. Her computer ended up freezing and she put me back in the queue. I was just like fuck it called back a different day. Many such cases.

stop replying to mousenonce

right

drinking milk

I was b& for 3 days for replying to another person's political post. Yet the guy who replied to me wasn't b& despite also mentioning politics.... curious...

feel like you dont post wolfeys creations/art here every day, so much that it becomes a problem for others, and arent honest about who made the art, for them to at least have an idea when is say mine, to yours

#

^ this is one example of the posts that mods cannot justify

This is a very nice Apu.

I just want a loving wife and son man
My dad was a legit retard throwing that away

heres another "US Law Violation" report for you, mod
you dont respond to any other so enjoy HAVING to see that report because it is your job. not that any of the other is not your job

enjoy your five minutes of work for once you azy fuck. you worthless tranny retard

Do you love Japan?

i found him only a few days ago

you will get one, anon.

Buddy
youtu.be/CniATK6dxFU?si=taVmFwQr3JCwVaMu
Wolfe glick aka wolfeyvgc

what about a son woman

And son

what are you, fucking gay?

wah wah dad doesnt love me

faggot
get a grip. bootstraps

let them WFH

They do nothing

it is known they do nothing, so they hire thousands of consultants and outsourcing agencies to do the actual work while the unionized employees still do nothing

I was originally talking about the US btw, but it's probably even worse here

nog/tranny here to kike users like how fat demoralizes

reminder to tell it (the nigger) to fuck off because really all it is doing is seething at white people making these posts and seeing someone vunerable

Buddy my dad oded when i was 5 lmao its not just thay he doesnt love me i dont know what a functioning family looks like and i lost access to my brst shot at a father figure (exs dad)

Reminder that mousepedo is actively ban-evading right now

I hate the federal gov't so much man.

reminder he does that every day

I respond to mousepedo when he isnt being too obnoxious for my taste
Lynch me

I wonder what I did in my pass life to be born a mutt of the most unholy order
This must be what the Frankstein monster must have felt like

honestly would, you're part of the problem

5 beers and Im not drunk

I feel robbed

U need triple that many

purge the bureaucracy of white men

massive DIE program

send them all home with free money sinecure positions

replace them with expensive consultants

Government WFH jobs are just repackaged welfare

Uhhh bro are you brown in Montreal? If not the RCMP is going to be knocking on your door

He just needs to take his meds and he's relatively normal

hawk TUUUUAAAHHH

I only have 6 brewskis left

pray for me

uBlock Origin

So what else can I do with this?
No I'm safe in Vancouver.

I need a purpose

what else can I do with an adblocker?

Become Christian

just think of it like an ad blocker

Don't forget he hired more public sector workers than any other point in Canadian history. Imagine nearly doubling the the gov't employees in like 5 years with WORSE service as a result. Canada is really the "if you only knew how bad things really are meme"

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCH*

youtube.com/watch?v=9klEsdUxNvY

been thinking about this bear since i saw it at ikea

Digits for Asian women and teddy bears

It’s an ad blocker . You can use it to edit webpages. For instance I use it to remove YouTube shorts from my yt home page

I don't think you've been thinking of the bear

has mn really spammed 9M posts wtf

Hes a big guy

need to pee

that's blocking everywhere not just here.

yes i have
39 inches

Women discuss their sex lives with other women much more than men do with their male friends

wtf

I don't think that's true

FOR YOU

FF2 is my favorite in the series.

OH I didn't know what you were talking about. Riots in Montreal? Gaza? NATO? Fuck's going on.

Lol

5*

I'm your mommy

why are you talking to an indian

who's that?

2*

your mama

five

women thrive off gossip and shit like that so it's no surprise.

momberg is a boomer and does not use jewbook

youtu.be/EdQHA35vRiE
youtu.be/EdQHA35vRiE
youtu.be/EdQHA35vRiE

2 is my favorite, anon. You can enjoy 5 if you like.

Duality of /cum/

5 is OBJECTIVELY superior

thats what you think

FF9 is the best

i like how you can change classes in 5
didnt play it through though

Spinster answer it please

i usually have to set up her phone cause she's incapable of doing it herself.

I also prefer ff5 and bravely default

answer: ur gay grow up

theres nothing wrong with wanting a woman thats a little bit masc.

shes tricking you

duality of someone who's had women friends and who hasn't

What does everyone keep calling me that

nah. she's too boomerish

Yeah they are having a huge chimpout while the CBC ignores/downplays it as usual. Meanwhile Trucuck is at the swifty concert dancing, such is life in Canada

probably cause of all the dicks you're sucking

Would it be weird to put apple slices in a grilled cheese sandwich?

who set up your moms onlyfans account?

I refuse to Google my mom's name because I'm certain the results can only be traumatizing in some way

what about a man who's a little bit fem

No that sounds tasty you should caramelize them first tho
Add Bacon too

fugg I'm gonna run out of cigs, so now I have to drive to the store. I need to quit smoking smdh

no, add some honey or smthng

heard it was you

Fancy places do that all the time. Also grilled pear slices as well. Pairs well with blue cheese or camembert.

Gona acquire a wife one of these days

domesticsuperhero.com/apple-grilled-cheese/

What is the international dish of /cum/

**hugs**

tendies

best you can do is a pet dog

cumpie

Poutine
Burger
Taco
Respectively

cum

my problems according to chatgp:

Fear of Failure or Success

Overwhelm and Perfectionism

Unclear Goals or Priorities

Immediate Gratification Bias

Low Energy or Burnout

Negative Self-Talk

Lack of Accountability

Unaddressed Emotional Barriers

i'd say it's mostly spot on

A lot of those are vague enough to apply to most people

black science man is really smart btw guys

This shit boils my blood man. Three protesters were arrested and released within hours.

I want to kiss every woman on the lips

Should I feed my entire diary into chat gpt and ask if for advice?
I'm kinda curious what it'd say

That's not food.
That's 3 dishes.
Someone took that already.

I think about the "if only there were a name for a sudden lurch forward" tweet a lot

7 beers down
we're not done yewt

poutine burger

when that one tweet goes viral so you keep repeating it again and again in a vain attempt to go viral again

This is always so pitiful, it's like that class clown kid repeating a joke that got a laugh in grade 9 all throughout high school

there might be better modals out there these days to talk with so idk. and only if you don't care about your data being used as training.

Chug 2 beers RIGHT NOW
And stay in ur seat for 30 minutes then stand up rapidly

6*

I bet you aren't, you fucking guy.
I'm gon' be sick.

just needs some mexican influence to be the perfect /cum/ dish.

just cracked open #7

Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey

theres more treats in this house for dogberg than me

sorry canada eh you can't disrespect a proper burger like that

I love women so much bros
Total women love

here's your treat
**unzips pant**

thousands of brown people explicitly protesting against NATO and destroying the city

CBC: not a problem

CBC a few months ago: here's why anyone who insults NATO is a threat to democracy and a Russian shill who deserves to have their bank account frozen

It's all so tiring

bullying zoomers on skribbl ngl

poutine taco (the shell is also cheese)

Chipotle pepper
Good people shouldnt have treats and snacks

me? i hate women

even Taco Bell would see this and be like...nah that's too far

Pre nut vs post nut

Thay looks yummy wummy holy fuck

Duality of /cum/ once again

Have never hated my gf after nutting
Fallinf asleep together w her on my chest after sex will probably be my favorite memory til i die

what does baby vegeta have to do with that

pre nut? hate women
post nut? hate women

.

Hes just cool

i would be a good person if there were more treats and snacks in this house

mouth watering and my cock is hard thinking about how ooey and gooey this tight little thing would be in my mouth

Doubt this really happened but I appreciate the positivity. Keep it real nigga :100: :fist:

Duality of /cum/ o algo

Did happen a couple times desu

Yo yo nigga

Where new

up your ass and to the left

Someone pour me up a new

you be sayin

Wow we really ran through my whole thread in under 2 hours on a saturday
Surprising
Im in bed tho shant be baking

normies are here

give me an op image and ill make a new

Am i a normalfag bevause i had 1 gf?

CLEAN IT UP
edition

yeah

I'm 28 and my retirement savings amount to $2.6k

thats fine too