engineer edish
/brit/
Maccies: in
Gay porn: on
that's a mechanic not an engineer
lads haha dee lads
how do i know if my beef has gone off, smells a bit weird but it looks alright
i miss mousey
only thing that goes up my arse is my own poo
get the swans eaten
the pensioners frozen
the katies clarted
the farms stolen
the gammons sectioned
the somalians in social housing
the cronem activated
the gherkin occupied
I study engineering yet I look nothing like this excerpt skin color.
I look like this
what do you mean smells weird
if it smells disgusting then it's off
major mousey meltdown in t minus 15 minutes
meltdown imminent
the scary and terrorising type, like guy cooper
Yeah, i’ll have a burger… SALTED
everybody knows your mum is a whore
getting round piccadilly looking for willy
punters pull up and say 'don't be silly'
Just a reminder that Rorke won, woke lost
cronem are attending ealing mosque
Not really. One's free & open whereas the other is controlled by MPEG IIRC and webm is less compatible than mp4. Honestly, not sure why they even bothered with it.
Ice spice gonna be remembered as a Michael Jackson level icon, she changed the world
he WILL NOT be happy about that
the hacking WILL continue
going to get some Linux certs off of toil's dime
Was she one of the Mels
One's free & open whereas the other is controlled by MPEG IIRC
So?
wanked to that part in that one vid where she's mock pegging niki minaj
Can't believe man city is being hammered so hard
manifesting myself to be a millionaire
5 losses in a row is mad
love the seethe from all these thick tory cunts since labour got in
Good looking fella. Never shagged a good looking lass
time for toby bye-bye
time for toby bye-bye
Damn this nigga CUTE!!!
Yeah, I shoulda clarified that it doesn't matter for end users. More of a freetard argument if you were a developer that had to pay royalties or something.
Eff off poof
Don't know what any of you are talking about
basically Elphaba gave space for queer media to hold and she is seen for doing so
That’s so creepy ewww
Love a good 90s American action-disaster-conspiracy movie
the sort where it begins with a nerd looking at a computer and realising something isn't right
And then will smith or tommy lee jones gets involved as a senior government rep who has to go rogue to save the day and spends lots of time driving around in shit 90s american cars to fix it with lots of 'GET THE PRESIDENT ON THE LINE' scenes
What’s creepy
they're activating aren't they
wanking my little gay cock to some gay porn
cor
yeah women should playfully hump each other more or equality or something
Might pay a little man of indeterminate ethnicity to deliver me some McDonalds
T- 2 minutes
how do i stop wily smells
Get a dick flannel
was thinking the same thing just now
nothing in and cba going to shops. Deary me
hire a knob shiner
will have to wear long sleeved tops for a while because i've slashed my arms up something awful
wanking to things I shouldn't
Realised i'm being punished emotionally
elaborate on that
criminal offence wank on the cards
Doing a should-be-banned wank
elaborate on why it would be a criminal offense
onion routing
Mental that by virtue of having an american girlfriend who wants to get married I will one day almost certainly leave this shithole for a far richer country
offense
FOY
im gonna wank while fly-tipping
the funniest thing britishers have ever done
youtube.com
The new BMW 1 Series brochure
helpful to have delusional fantasies sometimes
noncery I assume
sup bitch what's crackalackin
you'll never find this cracker lackin'
Might wipe the hard drive
in one of those moods
wonder if I had to I'd have enough time to flush my ssd down the toilet
was funny when people were singing lizzies in a box
exploring Harlem in NYC.
Ring doorbell mate, lifesaver
bloody hell
youtube.com
got the hard drives out
fuckin pisstake
get in there my leeeeed
what a revolting scumbag
absolutely vile
no creature living longer than the next year breathes like that
spice girls' first two albums were really good actually
they wrote all their own songs
holy fuck is that SSM's long lost brother?
Going to buy NVDA exclusively for a year. Might be too late to the game here like, but we'll see
Who else gooning to trans girls?
Real Top G moves
Have never clicked a link on /brit/
all a bit quiet here suddenly
too much of a mong for hoi4. too much of a mong for eu4. too much of a mong for ck2 and ck3. too much of a mong for fm. too much of a mong for tw. too much of a mong for civ. too much of a mong.
totally freaking out again
horribly lonely
Amazing that creatures like this can survive with no self-awareness as to what a disgusting piece of shit it is
Gotta
Why are Brits gay
Singer Kate Nash says she thinks she will make more money from selling photos of her bottom on OnlyFans than she will from her concerts, after joining the platform because it's "a really difficult time for artists to tour".
Corrrr shove a mic up there luv
umm
been there irl
was mad cycling back to manhattan and seeing the streets and buildings become cleaner, people are whiter and better dressed. Very kino experience
What strange circumstances. Who is Kate Nash? Daughter of johnny?
I'm a top Civ 3 player ama
so they claim
even if they were 100% manufactured I still think they're good
Can't relate, just be less mongish yeah?
the dream
yeah coz your music's fucking shite love x
shit photos. Lasses put more racy stuff on Instagram
people are whiter
Why is that important?
/bert/
tantrum time
nvidia is overvalued, you'll be left holding the bag
got any source in that?
i saw them with my own eyes
all the girls are girling girling~
thought I'd check out Anon Babble for old times' sake
my god is that place grim now
you can claim nostalgia goggles but they genuinely used to get me into some good tunes around 2010 time
whats your fave leader to play
do you play any other civs
whats your goto strategy
you will pay the tantrum tithe
i reckon it has another year in it
She getting double BLEACHED by the biker and the NYPD
Nun Tyrone could do
where
yeah it used to be based
don't like this particular tranner and resent that she's popular in the goonersphere
they're found on either side of your nose usually
Persia
Yeah
Rapid expansion, trade for a tech lead, switch to Republic and keep your army close to the unit cap
found radiohead, neutral milk hotel, death grips, slint from Anon Babble over a decade ago when i was a teenager
last time i went on there it had a few cuck racebait threads in the catalogue and kpop dogshit. incels and zoomer mongs ruin everything innit.
Knew he was a bender
Called it
i can rent an A100 for $1.60-$2.00/hr, GPU rental prices have crated as all cloud vendors have overstocked
did the incel post the tranny porn to get attention? did he actually? dad walked out on him in childhood yeah? madting.
People don't understand that MN's mania was created after he was told to bolg on by Diego
who is she?
Mad how shite KFC is now, it used to be my go-to fast food place for when I just wanted to scran the death out of some chicken.
Now it's actual slop. I heard they changed their recipe so it's not crispy anymore and I'm pretty sure all the chicken has been under a heat lamp for 10 hours before you eat it. The last 3 I've had were inedible, all from different branches. I kept trying it thinking it was just the specific branch that were fucking it up but obviously not.
Fuming.
yeah and he got some attention from you
she
that's a bloke
Would like to visit NYC in person.
Made my way to Yankee stadium which is apparently MAGA country
love a good zinger tower burger me but not had one in a good while
McDonalds is still the king of fast food
not really
been fine the last times i went
probably rushing because you have to let it sit a bit before you put it into the hot hold but a lot of the time there is no time for it. doubt they had it sitting for long because it tells you they need binning after around 20mins iirc for original recipe chicken
Learning about the history of the blitz lads, it's fascinating
oh wait you're right, didn't notice that little peapod before
WONGA
Cool!
glasses are filthy. not washed them all day and they are covered in grease and dead skin
do you lads remember that Churchill film where he goes on the tube and a black guy convinces him to go to war with germany
would love to go to one of the proper baseball stadiums in yankland desu
some proper peng ones
GP recommending that I go to AA or the local alcohol addiction meeting despite the fact I only drink a couple of beers every few days and have no physical dependency on the stuff like a mong
are you saying this didn't happen? citation needed
exceedingly based post
how long does cooked rice keep fellas?
Im pished
they're oiling up di pale ting
yeah I've seen the .webm
you seen the one where doctor who looks into the camera and said the past is a lot more diverse than people think?
What's this about
fucks sake
While you post in your bedroom on Anon Babble xx
Omds xx
Win-C sending the cronem to slap around Addie and da boyz
like 2-3 days in the fridge
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
NEW: The US Airforce has confirmed several unidentified drones have been spotted over three UK airbases
Suspicious considering how windy it is….
I regularly eat rice thats been in the fridge 6-7 days and I think apart from the odd diarrhoea its fine
Get those chubby cheeks rubbed
rolling up
me too, been total shit the last few times aswel.. won't be going again. prefer pepes periperi now anyway
Nothing
Ever
Happens
whether it's troons spamming this general or russian hired trolls, the effect is the same, pushing people to the right
It's amusing how right wing wealthy Americans think they're dissidents when their worldview is entirely mirrored by the ruling class.
COINTELPRO alone is 100× more repression than any right wingers have ever faced in the USA.
There's nothing radical, brave or edgy about supporting right wing politics, since support for fascism, eugenics, white terror etc are all ingrained already among the bourgeois governments in the NATO world.
resisting the urge to double text her... if she wants me she can come to me
What's that all about then
hate life and myself
Looks like it’s not just me then.
Use to be able to get some decent chicken but those days are long gone. Wasn’t perfect but miles better than what we have now.
I hate the new normal
yeah? name 5
I can't explain this for the nonce
lot to think about hmmmm
ktim!! aha
Why does not wanking make me feel more emotional
amazing how many shaggers are out tonight not posting in /brit/
notice how EW isn't here? She's getting her batty caved in right now
It's amusing how everyone here could beat you to a pulp
we need to have a serious talk about my big fat blubbery belly
tried a diet but I just grow larger
Yeah but its really not on how im expected to keep my cool while she continues to not text me. How can she do this to me?
why, is it because you're pregnant?
have you considered just doing something else instead of thinking about it all day? she busy
Scanning post for British culture
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No British culture found!
on the drug diet
just cultivating mass, bro
Rorke is dying lads...
Yeah might just have to vegetate on warcraft and ignore the pain. I'm feeling very impatient
How about doing something constructive like sorting through your important emails or writing a screenplay
on warcraft
yeah that fits
italian retro tech gf when?
spent all day watching slop on youtube shorts
Tonight's kino sorted
I'm not feeling productive but thanks for the suggestion
I only resubbed today for the anniversary event again
Just need to get 3 new pictures of myself sorted and a new SIM card and then I will be back on the dating apps
I've got some wood rn
I'd define myself as a pussy nigga
women have invested a lot of things such as:
Circular Saw - Tabitha Babbitt (1812)
Computer Algorithm - Ada Lovelace (1842)
Kevlar - Stephanie Kwolek (1965)
Dishwasher - Josephine Cochrane (1886)
Monopoly Game - Elizabeth Magie (1904)
Windshield Wipers - Mary Anderson (1903)
Home Security System - Marie Van Brittan Brown (1966)
DNA Double Helix Discovery - Rosalind Franklin (1953)
Stem Cell Isolation - Ann Tsukamoto (1991)
Compiler - Grace Hopper (1952)
Disposable Diapers - Marion Donovan (1951)
Solar House Heating - Dr. Maria Telkes (1947)
Wi-Fi Technology Contributions - Hedy Lamarr (1940s)
Cataract Surgery Device - Patricia Bath (1986)
got the BIG RIFFS on
Invented a few new sex positions with your mum last night
YEAH
I don't think you should be saying that word considering what your people did
Lol the main lady in Conan the Barbarian has had lots of plastic surgery, it doesn't quite fit with the setting
ye.
she told me, ones called “how to make a 1 inch knob disappear” very impressive
Who is my people nigga
lick my balls
my mum died of breast cancer last year
yeah, on that note thanks for taking part btw
Sent that faggot straight back to lumbridge
i should really have a shower. i wont want to come morning.
yanks
Brotherblatt wants to play Warcraft
I cut myself today
Take a shower.
Gain a clue.
Clean shaven. Always.
Have a negroni. Have two.
A mandem enjoyed.
Painting warhammer
ate too much chinese, can't move
I wanked myself today
replying to with my own posts with good retorts cos no one else is capable
Alri Johnny Cash
need some lovely white teeth
i reckon teeth whitening would be a good investment
Vitiligo spot on my willard is disappearing after applying the lime sulphur dip
Not wanked since tuesday me
Finna buss
Alri Trent Reznor
Wish I was a fit bird so I could play chess badly on Twitch for a living
9pm
bed time
tried brushing them?
alas you're a boring, ugly man
do you lads want to see my self harm scars
they are deep and based
yeah?
that's the only reason right?
doesn't work
toothpaste is a psyop
no? stupid question
Yeah
Yeah
Literally me
wtf no
please stop cutting yourself :(
people dont like me cause im a needy freak
Chess day is the best day.
Geek USA; big fucking tune
people don't like me cos i tell it like it is
landlords especially don't like me cos i like to explain in graphic details what i'd like to do to them
for me it's Siva
deadlifts mog em
wow gay
the self harm will continue
storm bert taking no prisoners
Miss the PG Tips monkeh adverts
Celeb time lads, all head over to Anon Babble for the I’m a celeb thread
SHE REALLY LOVE TO BREAK
another victim of the woke mob
Refugees?
House 'em.
Black women?
Listen and learn from 'em.
Think I'm dying
giwtwm
the rorke mob
tried it once but it's not for me
the thing about the boris wave migrants from eritrea and romania and central america is not only are they low IQ, net takers from the exchequer and culturally alien..... but they're also insanely ugly, and nobody seems to be doing anything about it
true detective s1
disco elysium
godspeed you black emperor
Maybe they don’t like you because you’re an unpleasant angry sperg
I have a longing desire to submit to black women
never played the middle one but I am pro the other two
disco elysium
too wordy for me
also there's that grim thing like where you think you'd missed out on good content cos you failed a speech check or whatever
makes me feel ill that shit should be illegal
geek usa is amazing
that and soma are my favourites
Boy, 8, fatally struck by vehicle driven by family member in River Hills
absolutely binning the cans tonight lads. proper thirst on me
Men.
Stop killing us.
Stop killing us because you can't deal with rejection. Stop killing us in front of our children. Stop murdering us in our homes. Stop killing us in our workplace. Stop snuffing out the bright lights of women and girls everywhere because you can't deal with your ego being bruised
I feel like I'm being suffocated by men. And their violence.
STOP KILLING US. We don't owe you anything.
peng
miss me with that gay shit
seen them live 6 times, shan't be listening to their new albums
failing is part of the content
And the race of these men?
can only assume you're right cos everyone says it's amazing but the two times i've tried to play it i've started it then given up cos i failed a speech check in the middle of an interesting conversation and was just like well fuck that
watching Cromwell (1970) - they don't make em like they use to
mental to think that they had no clue "on what authority" to charge the king - I suppose nationalism hadn't really developed by this point
theyre saying that im based? not sure what that means
BASED ON WHAT
I'M LONELY AND STRANGE
bellyberg is looking rather rotund so it is
Doing a read
got the kpop on
willy wanker and the spunk factory
if you ever play it, see if you can find the original one, I just remembered the "final cut" adds an unfitting black narrator voice :/
hate this woke world so much
Shitting myself right about nah
Death to Israel
Long live Russia, china, and Iran
All homosexuals should be put in concentration camps
Rorke's da
haven't caught a single shiny today ffs
Nah
*runs you over with a BTR*
KFC drops pledge to stop using ‘Frankenchickens’ in the UK
theguardian.com
I know it's up for me
(if you steal my sunshine)
it looms
banger
*kicks over your toy car and caves your head in with a stomp*
gee gee gee gee baby baby baby
Is it really about being a communist detective