Are your girlfriends tarot cards predictions real in your country?

are your girlfriends tarot cards predictions real in your country?

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man hands

why are those cards so small?
cheap fake cards from temu?

What is it with women and witchcraft and crystals and shit

its good business and good vibes if you think about it

it's literally just something you do for fun, nobody takes horoscopes seriously either, people just want to spend their time in a fun way

Until they get mad at you for doing something that their horoscope said not to do

That's ok, just don't upset the stars

I hate pagans

i'm sensing a bad aura from you
i'm going to burn some jasmine to cleanse this aura

Only Gipsies do that unironically.

Why? And the fuck does it have to do with Paganism?
Tarot is a South Italian card game with a lot of Gipsy fakelore around it, that's it.

How hard is it to put up with this bullshit?

your girlfriend

nobody takes horoscopes seriously

fucking scrubs

You just buy her new healing stones and she will love you

how is that fun

It's pagan trash

not jodorowski tarot

trash

Which pagan religion does it come from?

Women want to be religious but the commitment and expectations scare them off. Off kilter spiritualism let's them do stuff without having to be a good person which a faith typically demands.

Men let women be for like 1 or 2 decades

they ALL fall into esoteric pagan tarot star cards astral sign ritual shit

What do we even do? They use that as strategy to do whatever they want and justify themselves

Christian Italy lmao

No l mean how can you sit there and smile and nod to this esoteric horeshit for prolonged periods of time?

being a witch is cool and empowering

he didn't fall into esoteric pagan tarot star cards astral sign ritual shit

wtf do you even do with your life

Learn to enjoy it. Get into hermetic alchemy, which is similar but for men

I drew the death card from a shuffled deck as my first card. Almost got killed 3 times. Coma. Train. Fire. Lost a limb tho. These bad pussy disorder bitches will get you killed. Worth it if you can fuck em tho

manly peehole's pseudopsychology cult is irrelevant to hermetic alchemy tho

I do this with drugs until I synthesize adrenachrome by mixing blood meth and dmt

He had great lectures about it

Because it's a game made for women to always win and men to always lose

I cheated on you? well, you ARE a Scorpio after all...

Ohh the guy I cheated you on with? Yeah he's a Scorpio, but the moon was full...

y'know, you'd predict a cheater from their natal chart

we can put cards for one of you
anyone?

women being spiritual

Crystals and playing cards

men being spiritual

Pic related

They always win because they are afraid to put the stakes high:

Saying you can tell the future is pagan trash

there are countless Christian occultists/esoterists who were/are doing fine though

me me me

ok so what do you want to know?
ask a question

They didn't raise the stakes high enough

this shit is worse than Zodiac signs and killer

Which type?

What are the entities I communicate with through external auditory and sometimes visual hallucinations hmm?

not you, i asked the ukrainian guy

should I aim for making NSFW projects?

Go fuck yourself polak

thats a great question, we have a special deck for that purpose

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lmao
go for it

Closest we get it playing Final Fantasy.

It's their equivalent of tanks, trains and planes autism

Don't give a shit, pagan trash is pagan trash. To the bonfire it goes

you should definitely go for it, you are capable of bringing something new to the field, something that will bring people in and you will raise above other nsfw creators, you will be succesful and inspiring to those who might have thought about doing something similar but werent brave enough to try
the last card is quite shitty, it seems that you are quite introverted but you should open towards others and become a support/mentor for people with similar experiences otherwise you will be very unhappy and if you waste that opportunity you will regret it
she also pulled one card more and it means fraud or deception, someone might try to stop you, you cant go solely for something that sales well if it opposes your desires

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Are you from Anon Babble

ohh, thank you
I'll meditate on it

Lmao pagan trash role play

literally gives blank bullshit response

No wonder you were skipping my question

no, i don't post on r9k
you do you...
that's the point, you interpret it yourself, it's called fun

borderline personality disorder

The sad part is these cards actually can work your gf and you are just larpers

That is very strange because someone over there did the same thing

trauma

My ex GF who has BPD is into this shit, astrology and all kinds of magical thinking as well.

We had a pretty traumatic breakup and then I had enough of her bullshit and deleted her everywhere, later on I figured she was into manifesting and tarot cards, no idea why but I heard she had a hard time getting over me

heathen prophecies

:/

Jew prophecies

:O

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You surely are a man, arent you anon?

West Bank being annexed as we speak
3rd temple is coming
Clasp your anus

I'm not a jew though and pagan trash is pagan trash

you create your own reality, in mine those cards are just fun and nothing else
hmm that's really strange, too bad I don't care about your opinion because you are form a volkswagen country
yes, I'm a man