the julian sands edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
inhumane poo brewing
just subbed back to wow int i
omdz not again
but for me to be a computer must be in my genes
I’ve got a LAPTOP in my BACK POCKET
Forgot your semicolon
4 senna tablets and 2.4 litres of water down the gob
constipationberg is going to come flying out at mach speed whether the bunghole wishes it or not
Going to see how many times he's posted this now
1577 results found
Proper Graham Linehan stuff right here
Go on TikTok and check the latest Lib Dem video
i think all the brown pipo in ausfailia should move to britain and all the wypipo in britain should move to australia. Then everyone could be happy
in 2 out of 3 of my last first dates I have managed to talk about rape completely unprompted
government should issue me with a full time handler
gamers are the most oppressed people in the world
imagine seasidemark playing wow
dead island is a good game, it's a shame people hated it because it didn't really fit the tone of that trailer people liked so much
Can't enjoy eating chicken because I'm always autistically figuring out if it's been undercooked or not
My beautiful wife
She got blacked
i’m watching a danish movie right now
she gets brown’d now and good for her. She got saved from inceldom
average behaviour of someone who didn't get enough attention from mummy and daddy as a kid.
what is it
Listening to the spice girls x
subscribed to TNT+ for £30.99 a month to watch the premier league and champions league matches live for the next month
Never finished dead island coz I don't like violence
very true
Jagten (the hunt) 2012
trannies and gays have massive willards its just not fair
WOOOOOW AND I MEAN WOW
small willies are more aesthetic. the greeks and romans knew
what class would he play
Why
gays do in fact have huge willies
go to the nude beach sometimes and those lads are swinging around like pendulums
it was a cope then and it's a cope now
What a fucking legend.
Careful they don't hypnotize you
he's already at the nude beach gazing at cocks, not much more they can do
the neeky ginger kid we used to bully in year 8 maths has 2 kids and I've never seen a fanny
c'est la vie and all that
Imagine seasidemark having a lonely wank in bed and shaking like a washing machine when he shoots a thick rope of cum out. Bellowing out a deep cry.
Candice my eternal soulmate
wish i could go for a night drive but i'm still 2 weeks off my driving test
wanked myself off to that photo of her with her growler out a few times
It all adds up
makes sense really
lol
what should I wear today?
haven't see a poo round these parts in eighty odd years
afgp uare dcaa iepr osel
what should I where today?
Binging with Babbitt
something from the guizio holiday collection
He probably put himself out there and made the most of his opportunities
my art teacher was well fit an we all used to flirt with her but she didn't shag me coz she was frigid
the cronem are getting their waves done x
Stop spamming this shite
joggers and a north face what else
Find "anglo" and "anglosphere" more and more in articles and media. Never even heard the term except as anglo saxon before coming on here
is it too late for me to put myself out there and make the most of my opportunities
how old are you? 20s is a good time for that
Leftypol getting a jaguar rorke seething
you got two legs and a heartbeat there's not much that can stop you.
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
getting ready to settle in for my saturday microsoft flight sim fly
dubs decides where i fly to and from
You're probably just a tad dim
39
I reckon it was more to do with the stigma of shagging one of her students
far right
Doubt it, probably a socialist who just hates trannies
And the tweets were ringin' out for Christmas day
you cant stop it, thanks to the high traffic success of /brit/ every autist wants to pseudotrip and make a name for themselves here, desperate to be recognised here so they can get some notoriety with idiots like you feeding them with "stopp that"
What did one smart lightbulb say the other?
You're bright
cheadle to cheadle hulme
$7 luxe cravings box
Or mayhaps an internal moral compass
Gatwick to Heathrow
Jakarta JFK
sounds incely
White Waltham to Old Warden
fuck up
:/
Weird how loads of these speccy neeks turn out to be normal
imagine walking into jd sports and pushing out a shit log into one of the display trainers and leaving
your smelly childhood bedroom to the garden path outside
headfirst
cronem practicing his signature move for tonight x
which moo deng are you today
head into the bermuda triangle and post results
Bristol to Exeter but circumnavigating the whole coast clockwise
would buy one if it weren't electric
red kebab cheers bossman, no salad, no sauce, all hash browns
punta arenas to frei station.
luton to heathrow
gf's gonna love this
Argentinia to shanghai
Gatwick to Gatwick but you're only allowed to fly Eastward
lol i like eating food
kill ALL women
ALL of them
right this MINUTE!!!!!
got called a dutty dutty incelman
then who will do the dishes? waheeyy
'dit's icon has changed
Harare to Cairo
*stuffs a Snickers bar into your mouth*
mad how people just shit away their lives
Ian Watts
Isn't that the fella from the band who was raping 2 year olds? Being a journalist is a new low
What is that? A banana? A skyscraper ?
Japan to Pearl Harbour
From Paris to Berlin
And every disco I get in
My heart is pumping for love
kuala lumpur to beijing
love love LOVE how it starts getting dark at half 12 now
man's spending his free time on the weekend flying a virtual plane and you've got your bollocks twisted over it. now 'that's' mad.
Thanks for the update
why do people keep mentioning jaguar then what have they done
what a lovely voice
16 replies
no winner
Ffs
Amaterdam to Brisbane
her deeds laid bare
least deranged marathon runner
humans werent meant for running
vile sport
It's true i've seen so many cute femboys with massive wallopers
fuck off we're full
odd post
Don't care what you say, Resident Evil 7 was too scary.
ass
FOY
Based flight path
David Tennant is a nonce who is grooming his children.
From Milan to Yucatan
Can't blame him for not trusting the state to groom them properly
found the mechanic with the old bloke following you a bit tedious tbqh that's where I stopped playing
what is the point of that
she doesn't want them to see that she shit herself... so she tells them loudly that she shit herself
Woke up 20 minutes ago
Love trumps hate.
getting the poo done, good lass
yucatan be kidding me!
Think we might have been mate
got a headache in my head
why be a king, when you can be a god
simmer down incel
did bumble change over the last 3 years?
I used to get matches on there with considerably worse pictures, now it's a ghost town, or is it now more pay to win?
and who will worship you?
see Peter Kay trending on X
it's just some lefty mong with the same name posting shitloads of tweets seething about Farage
omds
Absolutely wrecked lads. Starting to really hate the winter. Gonna get some Vitamin D in me.
bumble is full of bots and the lowest tier of women, wouldn’t bother with it
tmi lad
occasionally getting a whiff of something in the bedroom
reckon it's the 4 day old protein shake 2bh
Just got my Ancestry results in. Almost 50% Irish. FFS.
Local goth watering hole has less and less skirts and fishnets with each passing day due to this weather. Not best pleased.
Why you telling me for? I'm not looking to make friends
are there gay men in scotland?
Another weekend alone is it
tinder?
Poola radcliffe woukd own it
Wonder why he wants the world to know that his ten year old son is gay.
Oh dear
Oh dear oh dear
t. Everyone in the Western world
knowledge well worth the price of some company having your dna to do with as they please.
When he pops out from behind a corner and yells "Woo-hoo hehehe how 'ya been?" and starts chasing you with a shovel
I'm apparently not the only one that found the game a bit too much. I saw an interview somewhere with the dev team that they opted to tune down the scares-level in the next game after audience feedback.
pasta bake for tea
apple pie for pud
Just got my Ancestry results in. Almost 50% gay. FFS.
delete this
a fu gad prci eaeo aps re l
fat cunt
An otherwise intelligent member of the family (SIL) told me, in all seriousness, that KFC bred chickens that either didn’t have wings, or didn’t have legs - they’ve been engineered into two types, ones that have 4 wings and ones that have 4 legs. All-leg variants are grown in markets where legs and drumsticks predominate, all-wing variants grown elsewhere.
This person is in her 40s, holds a surprisingly senior job and thinks I’ve been brainwashed because I don’t believe her story.
hinge is the play lad
its 10x lush deeeee lad so get in i said get in there
White people be like
ice cream with my apple pie too
foid slop
some company having your dna to do with as they please.
Oh no not the precious spit DNA
What are they going to do? Clone him?
genetic dead end mentally ill freak
ktim! ktim!
and your proof to the contrary is?
da foxes
Cuntthorpe
Simply not true is it
Not me, only about 5%
some company having your dna to do with as they please.
Such as?
someone at toil was 100% convinced of this
There are not chickens bred to have no legs and 4 wings
expected response from a brainroted soy fiend.
Hinge is fucking shit
I've had plenty dates on Tinder and Bumble with the same profile pics and prompts
Never even get any matches on Hinge
the app is the problem of course
Not proof is it
the government already has your DNA if you've so much as handled a coin
KFC, Mcdonalds, subway, and every other fast food outlet have financed and bankrolled genetic engineering for this exact purpose.
You're a fool to believe otherwise
/brit/ - speccy perma-virgin general
Except it literally is though.
Holy grimoli
x.com
PETA used to say that sheep are killed when they are sheared so you shouldnt wear wool. And i have heard many urban women repeat this nonsense
Protip: don't take advice from people that have already lost. Remember that "crestfallen" bloke from Dark Souls 1? People at the bottom always want to drag people down with them.
subway genetically engineers sandwiches with 4 wings
mental
Well yes because I still have success on the other apps
Dubs and I kill myself, evens i kill myself, zeroes i become the next hitler
why not just grow one big chicken like one of those lizards that keeps growing the legs back? actually i've decided they already do this
Girlfriendberg has a terminal case of TDS
i thought the b in brit stood for bender which is why im here
Saruman crossed orcs with men
Oh ok! I’m convinced! Definitely not bigoted bullshit
Never get a hangover if I eat a footlong Subway at the end of a night out. Magical stuff.
pooing up and down the square
send her my way I’ll give her a terminal case of the shakes
mental how non-americans can have it too
how deranged must you be, blumpf isn’t invading britain to take away your right to kill your baby in the womb sweetheart. quote me, tell her i said that.
Did you pay?
what did you think the rest of it stood for
Sounds like you know nothing about the food industry or the kind of inspections they have in the UK and europe
You don't care about the safety and wellbeing of children. You're a sick bastard.
t. the fat subway nonce
I'm a NONCE: Not Obtaining Nowledge, Career or Employment
the most autistic, probably just weird, kid in school. Proper geeky swot. Wacky personality. Married to some pretty trad Christian girl.
The comically obese kid always eating and being ridiculed for his weight. Married with kids to some cutie and still a fat fuck
my diagnosis: a deep dicking until she can't think straight
Good
ok where are these legless 4 winged chickens then
how are inspectors missing them, is DEFRA aware?
Nice Truman Show adbreak.
can you cross elf with hobbit?
benders put they're smeggy willys into holes filled with poo
smeggy pooey willy, smeggy pooey willy
riterarry retarded
Dong and Wong
The fact our politicians have it is the most insane part
The weird campaign to ban Trump back in 2016 was bizarre
I remember Chris Bryant going on a seething rant on BBC News about how he'll see to it that Trump is arrested as soon as he sets food in the UK
Yeah okay mate.
Here's my proof: my dad is a legal consultant for the agricultural suppliers of these chains. Said he visited a farm one time and they were trying to artificially inseminate chickens with mutant DNA from other animals.
Zoos are a thing of the past
the scrandemic
i'm watching the football and i want the white team to win
Arrested for what?
No, that’d be you, rorke
My dad works at nintendo
you know what fair play, you’ve got to have serious balls to go to a foreign country and commit crime like this
Being based.
Honkyslop
benders rimmer international twinks
there were faggots organizing protests when he came up here to golf. i bet his golf course gets these lunatics harassing them often now that i think on it
sets food in the UK
the woggles
toasted bread
fucked it
need one of you to take a look at this thing on my arsehole does anyone have an email address they can respond with
they're cogs in a much larger machine bucko
Um. Hes a rapist who has sex with a woman and then paid her money. He needs locking up!
Can't sleep at night without having a wank in bed.
Can't get out of bed in the morning without having a wank.
sucking dick in the snow xo
warm load down me during a cold snowy day luv it lads xoxo
Literally for retweeting Britain First
youtube.com
probably just a hemorrhoid
Lab grown meat is going to be a thing.
Not that hard to guess what comes next is it. Leetah burgers and zebra meat that has been crossed with rare specimens like pandas or lynxes
I SAID it 10x lush de lad
lurpak
The austerity measures have gone too far
Odd post
tf does that mean
HAPPENING
Euston station in central London is being evacuated after a suspicious package was found
p ge fra aaar ucpl dee is o
That doesnt even make sense. Carnivore meat isnt even good
screaming at the thought of the met police fighting with the US secret service
did i stutter?
Rorke getting arrested for contempt of the woke
fancy a pooey richard?
just got back from a 30-day ban evasion ban and i can honestly say i'm a changed man
Best hobby for a woman, and why is it dancing?
sucking my willy
imagine how grim the lives of these fellas are
they are just completely anonymous chinamen
literally millions of copies of them scurrying around the world doing inconsequential things
speak in gibberish all you like mate, but what we're all curious to know is what your life looks like today?? for the love of god tell us
it's obviously art
art girls are sex
no just didn’t really make sense
she's out of sync with the others
Incel being asked to explain the 10 year gap on his cv “I felt sad” LMAOOO
Best hobby for a woman
cooking
STUNNING AND BRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
no longer a danger to /brit/? is that god's honest truth?
so radically different than the millions of you sitting at your computer doing inconsequential things.
ok
are you
howling at it yeah?
couldn't possibly comment
no he said screaming
it's already happened
Enjoyed this post
screamibnghh
Rehabilitated? Well, now, let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means
JANNY: Well, it means that you're ready to rejoin society...
I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it's just a made-up word. A politician's word, so that young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did?...
JANNY: Well, are you?
There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are, but I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bulls--t word. So you go on and stamp your forms, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.
The alaskan pipeline the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Wish we could annihilate moscow with nukes and face no retaliation
There's only one way to find out!
FUUUCCCKK!!
there was a black girl at my high school named Robin Hood
her boobs were so big that they basically made a shelf on her chest
i used to make her laugh just to watch her breasts bounce like a waterbed
there were also kids named Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, and James Brown
on the last day of high school, James Brown asked me, "yo man, why you be actin so MYSTEEVIOUS"
i said "mysteevious? do you mean mysterious"
the teacher overheard and said "maybe he means misCHEEVious"
then i said "it's actually pronounced MISchievous"
then James Brown said, "yeah whatever man, why you be actin like that???"
then the bell rang and i never saw any of them again
Incel showing up at the Sainsbury’s job interview looking like he just emerged from a sarcophagus, all the girls laughing OH MY DAYS
they should stop giving me false hope
horny school girls
love a leggy bird so much
wish my gf was a leggy bird
she's a breasty bird and she's a nice face bird but not a leggy bird
gianna michaels porn
camera
toilet
4K
yeah Janey Godly was dead mad about it
erm
asmr tryon haul. that's the afternoon wank boxed off
*does a magical dance and gives you a nasopharyngeal carcinoma*
shooting poos into each others arseholes back and forth mm yes
managed to get a job at sainsburys after being a neet for almost 5 years
Reeking smelly cronem farts wafting from the greasy carbon black cronem clappers of thugs and killers
feeling bad lsds
Stop comparing women to birds you sick bastard. Very predatory and disturbing language.
it's interesting how you can find all the world's cuisines in a supermarket near you - thai, indian, turkish, american, italian - except british. If you want proper british sausages you literally have to travel to UK.