/brit/

Obviously don't condone caretakers beating up the demented in carehomes but fuck me people with dementia can be annoying cunts
They can flat out attack you out of nowhere because they think you're a thief or something

Not condoning of course I'm just saying the elderly beatings don't exist in a vacuum.

anime was a mistake

youtube.com/watch?v=s_IKUoTUDwk

According to the Director's Cut when audiences in Muslim countries saw the scene where Saladin lifts up the cross and places it upon the altar they broke into spontaneous cheers and applause.

When I was sixteen I won a great victory. I felt in that moment that I should live to be one hundred, now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end really, or what hand will guide us there. A King may move a man, a father may claim a son. That man can also move himself. And only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played, or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone. Even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say "but I was told by others to do thus" or that "virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

dadberg almost went chris benoit mode on my family when i was a kid, luckily he ended up only killing himself

This nose is so peng. Like a roman deity

yeah muslims love sucking christian cock for some reason
whilst persecuting their indigeneous christian populations at the same time of course

That's why I'm easy
Easy like Sunday morning
That's why I'm eaaaaaaasssssssssyyyyyy
Easy like Sunday morning

and why should i listen to a 22-year-old leper?

Virgin man but still look down on kissless freaks

*honks in agreement*

it's SATURDAY morn you twat
which reminds me, mumberg has promised me chinese tonight

whilst persecuting their indigeneous christian populations at the same time of course

Love this idea that the west isn't racist against Muslims
Or that all Muslim countries are the same
There's literally millions of Christians who openly and publicly display their faith across Lebanon, Egypt, the West Bank, Jordan, Kazakhstan, etc

slag farts

yeah?

looks like elton john sharted on it

FUCK'S SAKE I LOST TRACK OF TIME I thought it was only 3am

Places like Indonesia and Albania are Muslim countries and yet have Christmas and Easter as public holidays and shit
Blud gets his entire understanding of the Muslim world from racist Anon Babble posts

have had girls pursue me but i always distanced myself from them, just wasnae interested

Kazakhstan

atheists in denial

Jordan

Population has gone from 20% chrisitan to 2% in just a few decades

Palestine

cucked country, don't have the chance to persecute

Lebanon

Were the majority and now they're a third of the population. Saved by the fact that shias and sunnis hate each other more

Egypt

If any western country treated muslims the way Egypt treats Copts, the left would lose their minds

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Copts

I've read the Quran, hadiths, read tafsirs and listened to preachers online lad. Intolerance is kind of baked into the faith.
It is with all Abrahamic faiths which is why Subsaharan Africans are basically muslims with a crucifix and why Hasidic Jews are the most superiority complex cunts on planet earth.
But in Islam you have 25% of humanity behaving that way whereas Christianity and Judaism has been largely neutered.

do they have christmas in Morocco and Algeria?

Very interesting hearing British TV personalities such as Gordon Ramsey and Louis Theroux explain why they prefer making their shows in America, essentially just because Americans are more extroverted and more openly play for the camera

it's literally because of money
Even for normies you can earn THRICE your wage doing the exact same shit in Americaland

Imagine how much that difference is magnified when you're making TV money.

timeberg has got you by the bollocks

doesn’t account for Louis Theroux documentaries where the people are paid jack shit for being in it no matter where they’re from

YeH but British people think America is bad because it doesn’t have r nhs

Yes. A quick Google search proves as much.
The burqa is even illegal in Morocco. Not so in the UK.

saudis react to criticism of muhammed better than leftoids react to nhs criticism

it's our state religion at this point

can't stand ramsay massive wanker

ASTERISK
It's illegal to manufacture/create. You can go about wearing it though.
It IS illegal to wear in Tajikistan and a few other muslim countries though.

Morocco is such a degen country it's not even funny. Not sure how they have the gall to call themselves pious.

need a Louis Theroux documentary on eshays

Shia Islam, Zoroastrianism, and the Baha'i faith all accept Trans people, but not Gays.
Hmmm....

basically every western country besides the yanks have some equivalent to the NHS and you don't hear any of us constantly going on about it

Albania

It's literally 50% non-muslim and a big chunk of the muslims are sufis
Enver Hoxha did a number on their muslims by forcefeeding them during Ramadan and shit. Really broke their spirit.

Indonesia meanwhile is fucked up.
Canes faggots in public in Aceh.
Had the two finger test where they stuck fingers up a woman's cunt if she wanted to join the military (ended in 2022).
A Christian running to be governor of Jakarta was thrown in jail for quoting the Quran.
Over 50% of Indonesian women have their clits sliced off because Indonesia is part of the Shafi Madhab of Sunni Islam.

I love it when people bring up Indonesia as some sort of paragon of virtue for Islam because the best thing is they're not even wrong. They're as good as it gets lmao

yeah always found it interesting how much worship the nhs gets
don’t hear people harping on about Medicare even though it’s universally beloved

So does Hinduism
There was a Hindu tranny candidate in their last election campaigning on closing mosques

Native Americans and Curry Indians also have this weird third gender shite

perhaps leftypol has a point when he says it's a social construct
maybe we should be gooning to bailey jay

casual sex is so fucking grim

might have something to do with it being implemented right off the back of wwii

i can't do casual sex i always fall in love in my situationships

Spicy dinner is now coming back to punish me with bad farts

a fly flew into my whiskey and drowned, still going to drink it

same, makes me think what those mukbang girls have to endure

I can see why

spicy food always gives me horrible stomach churning diarrhea poos

mmhmmm

5'8

IT'S OVER

it's ok to date girls in their early 20s when you're in your 30s or even 40s

sorry about that zhang

or 90s because adults are adults and there's no laws after 18 only arbitrary morals

An absolute mental Catholic me and IRA daft but the second those argies start going on about the falklands I turn into the biggest British patriot and God save the Queen and get fucked and Rule fucking britannia you spic bastards

Get the British Army out of Ireland and in the South Atlantic fucking wrecking those wee greasy mongos. Fuckin blamo. Dead and fuckin buried.

good luck keeping up with a young girl when you're a geriatric, reckon you'd have to take steroids or something

my thoguhts are it's gross

love coffee but the rebound effect it has on me is insane

wheyyyyy

some colonialism is okay actually

i support this idea

big up the 'ra

Towering in gallant fame, Scotland ma mountain hame
High may yer proud standard gloriously wave
Land of my high endeavour
Land of the shining river

Land of ma heart forever, Scotland the Brave.

Anon Babble mindbroke me, i can never look at a picture of a pretty woman on here without thinking "they've probably got a cock"

I am a deadfast Irish Republican and hate the crown but there is no way those bastards ever get to fuck with British settlers on a colony and island our people founded and just take it over

My family, and of course my dad are very anti British military, and so am I, but he thinks that Argentina has a claim. No they fucking dont. Tried and got absolutely obliterated by a genetically, technologically and intellectually superior army in 3 weeks. The Falklands War was just and necessary. Fuck you dad, if you had any pride in the islander race you would see it so.

love those emo cows they have up their

it's the argies who want to colonize the falklands

it's the british who have already colonised the falklands
obviously

aye

send ireland to destroy argentina
two birds one stone

yeah, a long time ago, it'd be like kicking native americans out of the americas

it'd be like kicking the british out of ireland

Probably could
Few squads of Irish down and outs got the MI5 and SAS panicking for years
Send Scotsmen and Irishmen down to the Falklands would have took half the time

You English boys really lost a colony of good fighting men and losing your grip on ol Scotland. Carried the isles we did. Unbeatable mentalcase warriors us Gaels.

would love to be a frontiersman in the 1800s driving injuns off their land and raping squaws

Which the Irish successfully did
Say what you want about my people but we are not servile, there has been an Irish Catholic revolt every generation since 1700 against British rule, the only one that hasn't came has the zoomer one, and that is unneccesary since Ireland will reunify soon anyways.

Truth is, we don't hate English people. Just wish the British army would get out of Ireland.

you're on Anon Babble at 5:40am like me and have nothing to do with any of what you posted except that you read some shite before

most people living in ireland are of irish descent
most people living in the falklands are of british descent
so it's not comparable

some colonialism is good actually

guzzling dr peber

big toe in my mouth

Send all girlfriendless men to the Ukrainian bog

The thing about Elon Musk is he's a harrowingly *recognisable* freak. His weirdness is not exotic. He's THE standard weird guy everyone has met, the kind who can't tell jokes, ruins parties, and lies about how good he is at things like Diablo IV. He's THAT GUY, except he became the richest man on Earth.

what's sneedling lads

You're the one calling for colonialism in 2024
like committing murder to pay back for a murder that happened hundreds of years ago

creampied my tranny

You're the one calling for colonialism in 2024

explain that to me

world was much better run by europeans

maybe if you were european
less fun if you were being exploited by europeans

elon musk is bad at diablo 4?
can't believe i thought i knew him

the argies want to colonize a land that doesn't belong to them and where they don't live, I assumed you're in support of this when you said

it'd be like kicking the british out of ireland

they were better off under colonialism than they are now

i am anti colonialism
british colonisation of the falklands was an act of colonialism, as was spain's

putting grapes in my bum

yeah he makes no secret that he has autism mate

so you're against the Argentinian claim

alri bumgrapelad

Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*

Zangu on his Santa Cosplay

HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!

ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!

I'm looking for the movie that uses this song
youtube.com/watch?v=x99m3DtRsVo

I don't remember much about the movie except this song

*saunters into the thread with an enormous cup of tea* alri lads

snorted a line of marjiuana just now. proper drug head me haha

Drinkin’ again
Drunk again
Singing songs about shit and poo again
Making a mess all over the walls again
While I drink and sing songs about poo

assyrian dance party

youtube.com/watch?v=IlHE_azUmSw

Aw the little normalfreak upset that not everyone fits, nor wants to fit, into their little empty NPCfest and they advocate other people who don't? Is he? Better book another holiday to Majorca

think i got myself addicted to smoking again

Always inject my marijuana, or "weed" as I prefer to call it. Get it ground up and popped straight into the syringe with some tap water.

heh, you fuckin druggo

sticking my finger up my jacksie

Want her to neck me and tell me she’s mine.

done a poo

ktim, it comes and goes, i've probably quit 10 times, it's really not that difficult, i don't see how there are people who have been smoking for 40-50 years who can't give it up even once

HRT has been more damaging to society than Class A drugs

installed a heated toilet seat on my bog
used to find it unnerving when i'd sit on a toilet and it was warm, now i found it unnerving when it's cold

Watching a car race on the telly. Las Vegas street race or summat.

Bumberg ejecting gas at an increasing rate signalling the imminent arrival of an anal emigrant likely taking the form of a smelly brown log

most troons keep their cocks

Alri Emma

heated toilet seats are a game changer
can't go back to planting my buttocks on freezing cold plastic anymore

Morning Emmayank, keeping well I hope?

As always. Thanks for asking.

Just reserved my Toadline puppy lads, hope you've all done the same

anyone else do most of their pisses outside or in the sink?

Good lad

sad reflection on society when not even male children are safe because most nonces are gay

no

Do a good amount of my pisses outside as I'm at toil most of the week, but when I'm at home I piss in the toilet

The BBC, Department for Education, British Museums, British universities, Netflix, ITV; all trying to convince the British public that we have always been a multiracial diverse melting pot in history

Vs.

British Pathé Archive footage

Sat bumberg on toiletblatt to do a poostein and poostein fell into the toiletblatt and splashed nutsackfeld.

i'd think it would be the opposite, how do you get away with pissing outside at toil?

Sorry kitten, Daddy is about to kill himself x

Obsessed

Listen up, libtard. I LOVE Shenmue!

youtube.com/watch?v=rkXzpu2lq9g

I work outside lad, plus there's rarely a toilet in sight where I tend to be so it's piss in the bush or ditch for me x
Why would I piss outside at home?

even still, what kind of toil is it where you can take a piss without anyone seeing you?

might expose myself to women

b go aoi uin dng ig o

this is my first time back on it after quitting 6 months ago after smoking literally half my life from 14-28. it was indeed a peice of piss quitting and i'd bought into the lies about how it's torture before. i'm not too worried about it cos i can do the 3 days of feeling grim again no problem, more worried about aging which is why i quit before. feel like the collagen coming back has probably been set back a lot although i've only been back on them a week and had like 25/30 total in that time. tbf if i stopped now i'd probs be alright. it's only been the last 48 hours that i've craved them somewhat and only a few times a day.

do you know forklift operator?

Kys yourself

Countries that made being gay illegal in 2024

Burkina Faso
Ghana
Mali
Iraq

mad that

The pet dog, as it were

UK about to receive a lot of brown gays

I hope so

ktim

brian limmond psychoactive substance propaganda

THAT is rorke?!

lots of weird people online you kind of forget how many of the more shit lumps with their eyes crossed end up on here lol

the based 6:30am heating kick in has started
radiatorberg has begun to ding and clank
we about to get hot lads
the beanie is coming off. jumper soon to follow
weatherberg going to climb up to the teens over the course of the day as well ending up at a pleasant 14 degrees C overnight
it's been several days of pure hell

they love being hit on

they are savages

are you a woman or an AIDS patient? why are you so cold indoors that you have to wear a beanie?

weeing myself for laughs

we live in an ancient house and my room especially seems to be the coldest one
it's also because we had a warm october so i'm not acclimatised whatsoever

Heard that Japanese games are really good so decided to give them a shot

pussio

Can feel a wank coming on lads. In the meantime enjoy this charming cat picture.

you would be forzen solid here too
my hands have been consistenly cold to the touch and my nose has been chilly too
over the last week my little fingers may as well have not existed all night and during the day from 8:30-5:30

reminder that english farmers are universally wealthy welfare queens who inherited everything and would get outcompeted in a day if it wasn’t for their massive subsidies and tariff protections. British soil is shit, and the cost of labour is high, so the British government literally subsidises their operations so they can remain competitive. In so doing they inflate grocery prices for everyone else. The life of every non-farmer in Britain would become better and cheaper if every farm in the UK was shut down tomorrow.

Invasion of the store
Part of some incredibly boring information about my life
Result: phyrric victory of me[2][3][4][5]
Belligerents
Me | Store staff
Casualties and losses
Me:
1161 roubles
Store:
Can of baked beans
Buckwheat 400g
Pasta 2 250g bags
Champignons 400g
Pack of sausages 410g
Potatoes 3kg
Bread 2 loaves
Crisps 2 190g bags
Plastic bag

ktim but it's mumbergs house and I'm not a parrot

Conor McGregor is a fucking rapist.

good post
for reference 1100 rubles is £8.50 or so
you CANNOT suffer in Russia, that would cost minimum £40 here

what countries don't subsidize their farmers and are also productive?

alright I misread that, it's probably £20 worth not £40

Conor McGregor is a f*cking r*pist.

there are levels to this shit mutt

Thinking about the sex again, mad how I'm to burn in hellfire for doing so

Terrorists in Peshawar, Pakistan, ambush a group of vehicles carrying Shiite Muslims, killing 46 and injuring 20

A moment of silence (no posting) if you'd please lads.

if the uk closed all our farms would we not have to import all our food cos that seems like a pricier option than the subsisides

so far today:

done a poo

made a coffee

made a coffee again

shite muslims

bit of a tautology that

I'll plant your concession in the garden

just wondering why the red line under misspelt words has decided to vanish in my friefox

music can be such a revelation dancing around you feel the sweet sensation

my poos are heavy like artillery shells

Might put up someicture,,

transportation costs < subsidisation and tariff costs. british workers are better off specialising in other areas
take econ 101 and get back to me

turning 30 in a few months
30s are a bridge between youth and middle age, i'm scared

ah, hello all

Red Dead redemption has many things to see and do

How about no!

morning all hoping for a great Saturday

Canada always reminds me a bit of Shenmue because of the gloomy weather and the fact that one of the main characters of the game is a Japanese-Canadian.
Kek

you'll be right mate
30 is the new 25, get amongst it and enjoy many more schooner-filled years

been reading about tranny surgery, for ftms they've got metoidioplasty and phalloplasty
the former gives them a relatively normal but very small willy, the latter gives them a regular sized but extremely uncanny frankenstein willy, not sure which would be grimmer

Very proud of my very first good posot

Evenin' Bruce, how's the wife?
Mornin' Bazz, how's the wife?

you're not incorrect

now I know you're mine now I know you're mine now I know you're mind NOW I KNOW YOU'RE MINE now I know you're mine

And what if emergencies break out and the countries exporting food decide not to do so anymore?
Or decide to massively increase the price when selling to the British because of various political reasons?

good lad
yeah she's good mate cheers

Her sister say anything 'bout me?

it's passata mate
pas-sa-ta

what if what if

what if a nuclear missile hit your house specifically

Yeah, it's a little more than a "little spicy". Freakin' douche

yes lad get in

pipe down

I love early morning /brit/ :)

Ah yes, let's get rid of the ability to produce our own food and just bet on the fact that nothing will ever happen to any other country

brilliant

currently listening to the song "There Is No Depression In New Zealand"

carly rae jepsen is in love with me

my life is 0 blackpill zone now
positivity and optimism only
if we fail at least we remained positive and optimistic along the way
dwelling on the past or what could be is pointless

not to my knowledge

I have had one too many close calls

glad i doubled down before market closed. was worried about holding over the weekend but it seems to be doing well

a wise man once said "some days I stink of fish some days I stink of shit, I try to be positive, every day we above ground is a good day dee lads" and I think it's beautiful

Do we love Gamesack?

i have fixed this my stupid firefox disabled every addon for 0 reason the other day and that included the english dictionary
so panic over, all

no wise man has ever said dee lads ever

good lad

kiss my arse bruce

Australia is an arid wasteland full of sunburnt dolesmen and you can't convince me otherwise

don't listen to him, I like the use of "de" before lads

name one (1) thing britain’s better at than australia that doesn’t involve a museum

going to begin compiling a list of filters to remove 99% of seasidemark posts
i've reached the end of my tether with them

fine, more heaven on earth and beautiful golden pints for me

yes it can be quite tiring to be fair

I wonder when they'll start making movies about the Russia-Ukraine war

inhibition keep you from your point of view information leading to confusion in this situation I have found you in to the rhythm of

they already have lad

most retarded war of all time award

12 years

didn't know life expectancy in russia was this bad

There is no depression in New Zealand
There are no teeth in our heads
There is no depression in New Zealand
We sleep in a well made bed

saw a good yank post earlier but i'm 80% sure it was only good by accident

thinking about the yorkshire dales

Literally what it was in Cambodia in 1975

was so fucking depressed last night I didn’t take my vitamins or do any of my exercises or drink my apple cider vinegar just went to bed at 9 and listened to Joe rogan for a bit

sucking a fag

morning daydream
midnight fever

so what are our thoughts on the two lasses who drank bunk alcohol and just died in laos

good lad

the one i've seen pics of was pretty fit

bumming a fag

TRAPPED IN PURGATORY

there were 6 of them, two aussies, two danes, a yank, and a brit

bloody victorians call darts 'darbs'
beggars belief

Do not look at Anon Babble kek

i'm from queensland and i call them darbs, not sure if that's common here though

what's it like being a queenslander

windy out

mental when you think about it, a bunch of firsties with the world in their grasp getting nuked from orbit in fucking laos at a young age. it’s these kinds of things that in a sick way make me appreciate my own life, regardless of the mistakes i’ve made at least i’m not on my deathbed in laos.

bradleywalsh.jpg

age upon dim innocence oh
a guess god of one big go
but how you join song is so

it's alright, been to sydney a few times, hated it, been to melbourne once, hated it, lived in tasmania for a few months, i actually liked it there but it's also a fucking weird place

take care

Stfu retard

I also like Tassie but yeah going there is like stepping into a time machine

sydney

phwoar love sydney me

if i was a billionaire i imagine it’d be the greatest place on earth, alas i am but a destitute incel

going there is like stepping into a time machine

tbf this is true of pretty much every australian small town where the average age is 60

how long you lads been single

youtube.com/watch?v=JRcVROvA9bs

Rorke walking through the fields of Elysium

A LIFELESS OBJECT, ALIVE

enjoyed this post

i'd imagine it's nice if you're rich but i was staying with my friend and he lived in blacktown, surprised i got out of there without getting stabbed

as far as /brit/ animal-webm posters go, and there are a few, you at least manage to post some unique and quirky ones

source?

we are watching you turn to dust and disperse into nothing

blacktown's fine unless your mate was literally literally in shalvey

Just saw 10,000,000 fireflies
Honestly didn't believe my eyes

actually i think it was mount druitt, can't remember now, one of the two

we

*leans in to give you a kiss*
:3

just done a fart

said the laughing gnome

it's snowing :)

said the braindead waster

donald trump does have quite small hands

was 2 days back here
over it

whatever happened to aussie power hour?

mount druitt's in blacktown but again its supposed roughness is vastly overexaggerated

...anyway

Aussie poower hour

Honestly prefer a woman with a massive beak than a weak willed woman that'd get plastic surgery to make it more regular.

Got the AMV's on

chicken salt coursing through my veins

he approaches

never post again

good lad

fa la la la la