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do u guys have any jewelery (gold silver platinum and gemstones)
post them
bolo tie? i know what a bolo bracelet is
he baked?
boomp eet
FK is the creator of the Uh Oh Stinky audio
Can't I'm going to bed.
tired of how stupid internet discourse has gotten
open any video and the comments are something like BIG MAN STOP BIG MAN KNIFE typed by some jeet or thirdworlder
are they at least gold
Jewelry thief
(DO NOT ANSWER)
jeet or thirdworlder
uh
4 identical posts all today. someone might be obsessed
zero testosterone in his voice
it's southern cut season
I only watched the movie of that unfunny kike where he calls himself Borat.
how am i gonna steal your shit through a screen
But is it really worth it for like 50 to 80k?
In what world is an extra 50-80k not worth it if you're emigrating to a new country, that's like 1/4-1/3 of the total cost a house in the country I am moving to.
so you dont have his voice? ;_;
Myth: Advanced capitalism and the techno-industrial lifestyle are deeply atomizing towards individuals
Fact: You are a huge loser. There is a massive party tonight. There's a bonfire in the woods Literally everyone is there. Nobody invited you because you make people uncomfortable. This is a distinction you share mostly with homeless people. It's very possible you might be homeless someday. You're keeping the lights on and yourself in a house right now, but things can get worse. And there's no way anyone you know would ever let you stay.
So true
What did you expect
I literally said silver. Goths don't wear gold.
jeets are worse than the avg third worlder
You know one time JB did a livestream and someone said if you were molested by music executives you should touch your hat without saying it. Then shortly after the comment he did adjust his hat. Coincidence, perhaps but it did happen.
ever see this webm? its VERY suspicious kek
hitler won
mussolini won
tojo won
all homosexuals put in concentration camps
No, I have a high voice for a man, but more like an incel voice and not a gay one.
I wish I was dead
BEAUTIFUL BIG TITTY BUTT NAKED WOMEN DON'T JUST FALL OUT THE SKY YOU KNOW
I'm so fucking upset and depressed guys. I am an absolutely wreck. I don't know what to do
What's wrong
at least you got trips
i would just smile
They're going to implement Project 2025, which deeply threatens existence as a trans woman
skribble or something
why are there so many celebrities in this thread
i would lash out against someone in this thread
gonna give tokyo vice a try. it seems like a decent show.
16 tons, what do you get?
is it nasally?
checked
I should do opiates
im going back to the graveyard shift in a few days
Boiled eggs would be a good pizza topping
16 tons of what, feathers? aluminium? ice? radioactive waste? squid tentacles?
59 degrees tonight
I'm an antelope
I've been on the internet forever and the whole time I've, like, pathologically avoided making accounts or posting anywhere non anonymously
There's literally no record of what I've been doing this whole time
Don't do that
damn, in november?
we suffer.
That’s not a pathology. It’s smart.
Yes, unfortunately. I hate hearing my voice on record.
Do you also have an incel voice?
*laughs in nsa*
Kinda sucks that nobody likes me
My stomach has been a bit upset for 2-3 days out stress, BUT i havent eaten well this last 2-3 days, would a Carls Jr burger be a bad idea right now?
in america not liking black people is worse than raping a child
Open Anon Babble
Everyone is posting girls
All these girls are like a decade younger than me
I think this will finally make me put a fork in it
I like you ( as a friend )
number 9 coal
Yes, yes it would.
business idea: fill your ballsack with helium.
i have one friend and we talk maybe twice a week and im 80% sure its out of pity on their part, ive spent a lot of time reckoning with the fact that im just not very interesting
yeah it was really bad last year, but im trying to talk through my chest instead of my nose to fix it
pretty girls are pretty no matter how old you are
I am angry literally all the time
Rice crackers with honey and papaya and bananas for dinner it is then...
Its only been 3 days but i miss eating bread and meat.
how about fartchan and it’s smellovision
your cardiologist must love you.
planning to die to stress-induced heart failure by age 40?
Because you’re old
I'm 31
Dying early doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world but heart attack sounds painful
There was a homeless guy holding a sign at the stoplight while I was having a gamer moment over some stuff that happened and he looked at me like I was crazy. But I have a nice car and a warm bed and he does not, which is good.
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I knew it
0 people joined
where is everyone?
end the israeli genocide, boycott israel NOW
This
90% of all street drugs are laced with chemicals which cause your skin to rot off
this stat needs to be taught to every north amerimutt
You eat ass
Kopfkino
lol youre goth?
loneliness is the source of all my problems
my date's dad offered to drive us to the movies since we both don't drive but that's a bit awkward I'm gonna heely there instead
Is there a hotline for people who are going through a mental health crisis but aren't suicidal? Is there a hotline for people experiencing immense loneliness?
he can balance on heelies
normalfags out reeee
516-922-WINE
are men’s issues taken seriously
no
The simpsons are satanic
You should go to a Catholic church and speak to a priest. They can help you out with your mental space.
yes obviously google it
youtube.com
yall ever see this?
you wanna add me on discord and yap and traumadump to me?
loneliness? in this economy?
I’m trans btw
"I just want to say that I'm highly offended that Taylor Swift is not spending any time in Toronto in between her shows"
I am HIGHLY offended. How can she do this
youtube.com
Shit like this is keeping me alive
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
BUT YOU'RE TOO LATE
YOU GIVE LOOOOOOOVE
A BAD NAME
But that's based
There is nothing to do in Toronto
the only thing keeping me alive is my parents
vgh… the favstian spirit…
shut up mom
It makes me sad
I'm not religious
Currently working up the courage to call
I'm sorry it would be too awkward. What I'm going through isn't even traumatic, I'm just pathetic
well if you want to post it here im all ears, ive had my share of being pathetic myself so i dont think ill judge
Post Millennial
I'm sad and lonely, what should I do
uh believe in Christ and everything is magically fine
Gee thanks
She needs to come to my city so I can buy as many tickets as possible for retail and then resell them for 20x.
You won't feel so lonely if you believe that God is always with you.
never gets b& for the T word
Really makes you think huh?
have any of you anons seen this "just a chill guy" meme that's gone around?
i'd never seen it before in my life but have seen a dozen in the past day.
feels like some kinda viral marketing.
Yeah it’s unfunny and gay
im half gay
I have not seen this meme
half rounds up
Yeah and I saw that one where diddy said he spent 48 hours with JB. Very questionable lol
stop replying to obvious bot posts
I was at work talking with my 34 year old coworker ( im 29 ) and the 21 year old zoomer kept showing us tik toks of someone trying to pay with a picture of black pig man. He thought it was hilarious. I don't get kids.
i'm not a bot i'm a real human boy
Leave it in vg bud
I wonder if buttchugging a handle of bourbon would kill me
I am alone on a friday night
buttchugging
Eww
Weird thing about that meme is I remember briefly seeing it months ago and not understanding it. Now it seems suddenly 1000x more popular and there is a shitcoin already trying to scam people.
you're with me :3
i'm alone every night fridays are no exception
I'm not alone on a Friday night, gonna watch a movie with the gee eff
I’ve never heard single song by Kanye west or Kendrick Lamar
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If i want more alcohol i have to go now
you have, you just don't remember or didn't know.
Prove it
i wish i could sleep 16 hours a day
You would actually have to believe it, though
If you played GTA4 you heard a Kendrick song, multiple actually.
With opium you can, more even
Why does the Jewish faith teach that
Marry and Jesus are burning in hell in semen and shit if he was not real?
Alright I give up. Playing on mobile is fucking aids
i dont like drugs i went bald cause i didnt want to take fin and min
Me 2
SEE
Also see
You’ve got enough people playing be satisfied
the thing about scribble is that it's boring drawing
assemble the men of india.
gonna join the yakuza
what's a cool japanese tattoo i could get to look totally badass
you can't join the yakuza, gaijin
i am approaching the wall at an increasingly fast pace how do i de age
To be a human being means to possess a feeling of inferiority which constantly presses towards its own conquest. The greater the feeling of inferiority that has been experienced, the more powerful is the urge for conquest and the more violent the emotional agitation
sure i can
i have my katana from the mall folded 1000 times by a master craftsman
just what i need to lay down the law
will you no longer be able to be a gay little femboy?
I’ve dealt with this by having already been ugly
you guys this is serious i am destitute but i want to be beautiful
get a job
I want to go to a karaoke bar
Do they have gay shit like the smiths?
do they have gay shit like the smiths
Only if they are a cool karaoke bar
There’s 90 gorillion Hispanics in the us but they haven’t really influenced American English that much
Not yet anyway
do they have a computer?
if so
yes
Are match.com and eharmony still a thing? Is 24 too young to use them?
i cant hold a job down and jobs make me uglier
*gets on karaoke stage*
I DECIDED LONG AGO
NEVER TO WALK IN ANYONE'S SHADOWS
IF I FAIL, IF I SUCCEED
AT LEAST I'LL LIVE AS I BELIEVE
NO MATTER WHAT THEY TAKE FROM ME
THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY DIGNITY
their culture isnt as pushed as the knee-surgery-grows
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*gets on karaoke stage*
WOMAN IS THE NIGGER OF THE WORLD
alri john lennon lets go
do u have a little pittie
I'm too depressed today I'm sorry
It’s past my bedtime
*gets on the karaoke stage*
You load 16 tons
What do you get?
xxxdarknessxxx we loved you
Could go for 5 boiled eggs
North Korean general wounded in Kursk
WW3
/^1024x1024$/
you did a good job this week anon, i'm proud of you :)
This was my worst week in months
I quit my job today and I'm really drunk
I guess that's what they were sending all those storm shadows after. Doesn't seem like a valuable target though I'll be honest
They hit a Russian command center so seems like a good target. I hope you don't think this guy was in a trench and they shot a storm shadow at him
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i had fun going to one of my friends gigs, he was COOKING on the saxophone. what a guy. matched with two girls this week, both of them are good but have issues too so we'll see how that goes
${getAnon'sIP()} <- doxxed. moron
Ip grabber don't click
best estimation: andromedia galaxy
i p
u p
we all p
wut da glorp
no im not
Major Major Major Major
I read it too
i am better off this night than last friday but that was one of the lowest points in my life
forgive me sensei
i know you taught me not to resort to violence
but this i must do
just this once
i really really really hate women a lot
We should get together a /cum/ EU4 campaign
thank you, that means a lot to me
you going to buy us eu4?
how long does it take to return to normal after quitting porn
You drew a nigger dick
i did but my life is so shitty it's not a high standard.
no i didnt i made zero friends and thought about dying all week per usual
You never really go back. Same with any other addiction.
It'll probably be cheap on black friday or winter sale or whatever they do on steam for the base game so maybe
Only the lobby owner needs the xpacs
yes
so what
Do u want a hug anon
imagine getting addicted to porn
i havent hugged someone other than my mom in 15 years probably
I only own civ v
Balance 1062
I dun it again
No I figured it was some command post somewhere
You drew yourself with an erection thinking about nigger dicks. It's sinful.
11 years a porn addict award
I got addicted to your mom's pussy
i was drawing you
it is EXACTLY 04:28AM CET and my tushy is unable to fall asleep
how do i successfully put her to sleep bros?
i NEED a piece of advice from my brethren so bad
You drew nigger dicks so you are a faggot who likes niggers and nobody will join your room because you're a discord tranny.
my what
why is it late where you are and medium where I am?
i dont use discord
tushy
slang word for ass
because we live on a spinning ball friend
The wicked flee when none pursueth
hmm
I will ponder this
LOOK OUT
TUSHIE SQUEEZE
runs away
Let's have a toast for the douche bags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can
alka seltzer in
i'm a pussy that uses riot shield
porn addiction award hentai addiction award hardcore bdsm addiction award scares girls award
nutting helps me sleep so I just do it every night for the sleep gains
so real
jerry is a stone cold mouse
I fucking failed and ended ordering tortilla soup...
New Mexico
is older than old Mexico
Fuck Jerry. This vile psychopath monster.
Rude
im back
It's just the same old story as always, me thinking a woman is into me, and being incorrect. I've already obnoxiously blogposted about it for the past 48 hours.
I'm a complete wreck, I don't know how many more rejections I can take. Obviously I won't lash out on other people, but I will lash out on myself.
I wish I were an American living in the land of the free
More like land of the fee.
I go to the bar, theres maybe two women. Two. The rest are all older guys or ones as old as me being barflys at the little tables towards the back wall. I have maybe 10 seconds of conversation with someone otherwise Im just overpaying for shitty beer I could get cheaper at the corner store
WHERE THE FUCK DO WOMEN HANG OUT ANYMORE? I try to stop being a NEET cooped up in my room and there is nothing. NOTHING out there
Go to gay/alt bars downtown you dunce
If you go to the boomer bar in your small town what do you expect
I WAS GOING DOWNTOWN, FUCK YOU
I am NOT going to a gay bar
boomer bars are comfy as fuck anyways if you're not going there to penis in pagina. just go there and enjoy the vibes
methinks the lady doth protest too much
Go to punk/alt bars then.
How much do you tip your landlord?
AN MR RL TIME
Go to gay bars
IVE NEVER SEEN A 1:13 AND I NEVER FUCKING WILL
Texas Board of Education just made studying the Bible a mandatory subject in all Texas schools.
It will be taught as fact to all children in Texas.
This is the second state to introduce such a ruling, after Oklahoma did so several weeks ago.
I really hate when I can tell someone is deliberately sucking up to me. Automatically makes me hate them more
Schools do not have to use the curriculum. However, if they do use it, they get up to $60 per student for instructional materials and related costs.
so what will happen is all the rural schools will teach it and the wealthy suburbs that actually care about getting their kids into universities won't
stop replying to mousenonce
just go to gay bars to meet women
Do I need to emigrate to Russia or something
Stop turning into a christofascist religious fundamentalist dystopia
Trump hasn't been sworn in yet and yet y'all qaeda are already on that theocracy grindset
Only question is whether the new government will be Baptist or Pentecostal
Oh no we should be teaching our kids nothing matters except diversity and consuming!!!
Bizarre strawman response
my brother just had a kid and is moving out of a bible belt state cause the education systems down there are guaranteed to make you retarded
Red herring
The bible needs to be more than studied -- it needs to be followed.
very sad. many such cases.
noooooooooooooooooooo the bible is way worse than gay porn tranny books and negro worship
trump is literally hitler. what's he gonna do next, make people salute the flag? fascist!!!!!!!!!!
Better move to the hustle and bustle of the big city and send the child to a New York City public school (black) where 90% of students graduate illiterate with honours
I didn't know it was possible to be so mentally ill as this poster
they're moving back to Colorado I think
heh. who hurt you? go touch grass, chud.
brutal theyre gonna get sex trafficked by venezuelan gangs
jej
newfag hours
These are definitely made by porn addict chuds
Hot
meds
chuds
Heh.
lmfao
Ok I will convince my neighbors to circumize themselves and then while they're recovering rape their sisters and daughters and murder them all.
It’s obviously made by leftists fetishizing their boogeyman. No one even self-identifies as a fascist; calling everyone on the right an Italian Fascist is a relic of Soviet propaganda, as they didn’t want to acknowledge German National Socialism was in any way related to Judeo-Bolshevik International Socialism
Not that the two are similar, but they didn’t want to say the name of national socialist out of fear of tarnishing the term socialist
I used to journal all the time but my mom found one of my books once and gave it to everyone in my family to read. As a result of that incident I stopped writing almost entirely and instead began opting towards posting random walls of text on anonymous image boards. For that reason is why you’re reading my message. I’m currently saving for a house, car, and hopefully land to call my own but I still feel purposeless, or rudderless to be more specific. Since leaving the military I’ve felt unfulfilled in the direction I’m currently going in life. I’m mainly just struggling to decide what trade I want to pursue. I have an overactive imagination and absolutely need to have variance in my work days to keep myself from walking off into the sunset. I also want to eventually fly to South America and yoink a wife to stat boost my kids with dual citizenship to boot. I’m thinking of starting a magic mushroom farm as I don’t have room for much else.
Bump
That's a fucked up thing that your mom did
haven't cried yet. cant tell if im coping too hard
*and you’re to blame
dual citizenship
ask your grandparents?
But peter you're going to die doing this you're going to die in that stupid costume
If were american I'd own a gun and watch college football
Did you lose Skribbl
Currently dumping a bunch of shit from my tablet onto my hard drive. ALSO FUCK THIS CAPTCHA. First I had to verify my email address, now I gotta wait 60 seconds. Fuck this shit man.
he verified his email
lmao
Your diary probably had a bunch of school shooter stuff in it.
Waiting for the new to blogpost so everyone sees it hehe
First I had to verify my email address
nigga what the fuck are you talking about
my mom found one of my books once and gave it to everyone
Horrific. I started journaling on google docs for this reason.
So google employees can pass it around internally and have a giggle?
New
uploading your life to google
now everybody on the planet has your journal
I’m not nearly interesting enough for that