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right yeah the lads haha yeah. with all my mates this evening as bloody per haha.

Can't you try dating apps or finding someone else?

screamignsga

I know lad zzz hahaha

don't engage with the whimpering gimp, he's a fanny

I'm dying of cancer, I have no friends, family and I'm spending my last weeks shitposting on the chans with the anons. It's so over.

torrent speak peaks at 6.7 MB/s for some reason, very grim

been speaking to a couple of people on apps one who agreed to meet up but she’s gone a bit quiet
only got one mate and no social circle

Always love that extra pathetic type of /brit/ post where a maladjusted shut in freak here acts like a normal adult and feels the need to brag about it to his little chat room. Normally looks like this.

woke up

made breakfast

had a coffee

went to work

now reading

going to the pub later

what have you virgin weirdos done? I’m out here living

The most bog standard average daily routine and these sad cunts think they are living it up

quiet Friday night playing some Fortnite with a few beers before busy weekend with the gf starting tomorrow corrr get in

nig nog niggery noo

and you fall for it hook line and sinker every time

if u can't play the texting game then u need to get to know

do you yeah?

seething

get the simulacrums made

It's google maps steamingtoil time

I was only pretending to be a no lifer

get the karts smashed

The clouds opened up and showed the target...

The target was the prettiest picture...

I lined up the target, made the run, let the bomb go...

That was my greatest thrill

you know what you wanna do with that right

you wanna put a banging donk on it

I mainly do it to trigger massive pricks like diego

What do you do in this? Get pissed and fuck about on google earth alone in your dark bedroom? Sounds like great craic that

adults dont go out on a friday anyway, too knackered from toil
its all student mongs and dossing reprobates

google earth

alri boomer

Did she ditch you or did you ditch her?

it's all the shaggers you say? fascinating

Yeah I love maps so I explore the world
I enjoy it

Vegetable phall down the gullet
Anus will be ruined tomorrow

right lads, proper shit this but it needs saying
had toil all week, got toil all this weekend also
/moan

yeah?

Fairs
Have good time exploring lad

Thanks pal

Dry haggard skin

*taps the "don't engage with exmong" sign*

moisturise mate

mousey went begging and rummaging through bins at a university today apparently

i need some let me tell you

exmong implies he's no longer a mong
moaningmong would be better but the floor is open

Big thick throbbing Iranian cocks pumping Aryan seed into tight fertile Dravidian village girl wombs

Nun lil pajeet cud do LOL

why dont you have some?

Bomb scare at Glasgow Caledonian the other day
Was probably him

that’s decent though you’ve got the foundations laid, untold amount of lads here who wouldn’t even get speaking to one girl

more flakes than a tiger cob on this lad

we are going to do things to you that have never been done before

its simulacra

Left the garloid out

gonna watch rick and mordecai

Don't be cruel you assface

Top 10 sexy white boys

The Freeman shows his excellence in all things.

yeah need to keep workshopping that one, anyone wishing to contribute can use the thread suggestion box

just a slug of a man

when you talk to a woman on an app do you you go yeah I'm good thanks you yeah haha wow it's been chilly as of late haha brrrr

met rorke and leftypol the other day and asked for a picture.
very cool dudes.

u need help mate

a conceited reptile of a man

that's normally my opener, gets them gushing so it does

*salts you*

if you were a slug of a man, you'd be slimy, not dry.

Get some lanolin on you NOW
amazon.co.uk/PROUNOL-Lanolin-Pure-Anhydrous-200ml/dp/B09GVVS42G?sr=8-5

:3

good point this, therefore is far closer to an accurate representation

*eats slug of a man*

Slugger

you would think Conor McGregor could rape a better class of women

Diego is a gay satanic communist

the low hum of the local wetherspoons travels far on crips winter nights such as this. cruelly mocking me

I really really really really really really would not

the original slugger

The shnake

Having a pint aren't I lads?
In fact, I'm having a couple.

i am a hissing snek
hiss hiss hiss

put the christmas tree up
looks comfy

lads, don't wish to alarm you but there might be a snake in the thread

if I saw a Anon Babble male on Anon Babble in the pub I'd feel disgust and do nothing

Fuck sake you need to wait til at least the 25th.

you've seen plenty

show was the best thing to come from irish cultre
literally their big lez show if you ask me

got sick of seeing it in my porch, took up loads of space

hiss hiss
i am a serpent

Fair enough then actually. How long do you plan on keeping it up? Usually put mine away on the 1st of Jan

Agree but the later seasons were crap
Early YouTube episodes and the first two RTE ones were the best
Films not too bad either if you’ve seen it

eating poo

yeah?

got adult sites blocked on my mobile data

january 5th
12 days of christmas innit

lots of honking posts

doesn't look very bloody vegan

OH SHIT NEW KDOT JUST DROOOOPPPPPPPPPPEDDDDDDDDDD THAT'S MY FUCKING FRIDAY SORTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

this you?

yeh the movie had some great moments lol

Not really 12 if you've already had it up since the 22nd of November but yeah

you can't possible suffer in Britannia

Favourite curry?
No, don't say "nigger masala" rorke it isn't funny

Lamar ... no... oh fye -- it'll be another week before I can coax him out of there

honestly a repulsive creature
proof of the non existence of god

being eaten by a poo

might go and make an incelpie in my air fryer

one of the most fucked things i ever seen
i do not move like this i slither
slither slither slither, hiss hiss hiss

thats rorke

i like a chana saag or a saag aloo
spinach is king of the leaves

i dont eat that muck

more like air pie-er

it's almost six o'clock
time to get down to your local mercydays dealer
and ask about test driving the new mercydays

Everyone would love me if I were a (biological) girl
But instead I am hated, irrelevant, despised, ignored, avoided

sir tikka masala

sir chicken pier

wtf you cant just face dox me like that

instead I am hated, irrelevant, despised, ignored, avoided

Dad's google history

pangpang's tea

what the fuck is wrong with robert f kennedys voice, sounds like he's talking into a fan

Sir Arse Bummer

wypipo be like;

just changing a light bulb on the ceiling and there was a pube on the shade
how did that get up there i wonder

usually go vindaloo but I like the one a lot of places do called tiger balti or something which is quite spicy but with mango chutney in it, like hot and sour it's peng.

get the arses sucked

mad how bald and bankrupt left her in ukriane

worm must've crawled under there for warmth

He has a neurological disorder as a result of the worms that ate part of his brain, and as a result the vocal folds at the top of his larynx spasm uncontrollably all the time, which makes his voice sound weird
Hope that helps x

he has Spasmodic dysphonia

ah fair enough

it was caused by a vaccine injury

Incels are just closeted trannies and trannies are just end stage incels

outcasts

normally ugly

socially awkward

into nerdy interests like history, video games and programming

struggle with women

refuse to change themselves for the better

bitter

unlikeable catty attitude

demands the world owes them everything for nothing

have distorted views on sexuality and social relationships, with mythical “chad” figures and how being a woman is just an identity

political extremists

on top of all this, both have an overwhelming dissatisfaction with being born male

Anything else

this. spasmatic dysphonia - ie spasming of the vocal folds - caused by brain problems due to the worm eating his brain

the incel-troon pipeline is well documented
chris chan is a commonly cited example, although a tenuous one in my opinion because of all of his other issues

we saw your post the first time mate
it was caused by a vaccine

the parasitic worm implanted by aliens to control him is fucked up

This is a fabrication

Mad that RFK bloke, did you know he has a funny voice (spasmatic dysphonia) because he had worms that ate part of his brain?

got spasmatic existencia me

trans is a desperate last resort for an absolute loser of an individual to carve out an identity for themselves

both missed key developmental stages and spent a lot of time in a fantasy world, masturbating often. They're on the same spectrum as serial sex murderers and should be treated with the same hatred and contempt.

oh really? i thought it was from a vaccine injury. that's what all the sex-having normies are saying anyway but maybe incels on the internet know better.

that's a lie spread by Qanon schizoids
yeah how convenient the anti-vaxxer in chief just so happened to get a vaccine injury that gives him a brain disorder of the type typically associated with parasite induced damage

Robert F Kennedy
John F Kennedy

Coincidence? I don’t think so. It’s literally right in front of you

Who are you saying this to

get the poos pote

The wider world of /brit/

Rape his arse

crikey
imagine

looks like we finally routed that moaning gimp whose missus dumped him

Spainpaki about to spend the next 10 hours in his childhood bedroom smashing his RGB keyboard against the desk, isn't he.

How DARE those stupid normies on the internet question our wholesome pharmaceutical corporations!

Cannot fathom how grim it must be inside the mind of an incel turned tranny

Black hole of depravity, godlessness, despair and resentment

hims going to be washed : )

Why do mixed race people always still identify as African or with the culture of their non-white parent?
You never see mixed race people boasting about their white ancestry or European roots

Unironically talking to a big black lad on Grindr either this general has done a number on me or my arse is in for an absolute treat

got a cut or a sore spot up my nostril but can feel it's brimming with bogeys up there, hurts too much to pick it properly though
life is agony

Sir Rear Farter

Decided I just don't care about really long films

Interstellar is almost 3hours long

Not sitting down and watching all that bollocks. I'm watching the part where they fly into the wormhole and then I'm deleting it from my hard drive

missed key developmental stages and spent a lot of time in a fantasy world, masturbating often.

ktim
spent my entire childhood playing PS1, then when I was 8 years old I was playing flash games, then runescape and habbo hotel
Was completely addicted to games and screens since I could remember. Only stopped playing games in year 11 cos of GCSEs
was wanking multiple times a day since I first learnt how to (in year 7)

love it when that happens, bit of a masochist me obviously

sir poo

whats the best dating app?
broke up with gfberg a month ago and im rdy to move on :)

imagine going to a club with a dark room and not doushing
how are some people so thick

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Cause it’s what separates them from regular white people

Decided to go a bit mental tonight. I'm having Red Bull again

Sir Mental Goer

fuck up dumped mong

read Adolf Eichmanns Wikipedia page again last night

cronem planking on 200k

wow red bull so mental

putting two pairs of socks on lads
fucking freezing

yeah pretty much

I used to be an autistic horrible incel freak before I got my life together
"Incel" wasn't really a term used much outside of websites like lookism (which I posted on from the age of 16) and I didn't identify as one, but looking back on those times I was definitely the archetypal incel - autistic, shut-in, weird, ugly angry and jaded, terminally online, never spoke to a girl, poor hygiene, genuinely a terrible evil person who would bully others I thought were below me, political extremist.

During this time I was also bicurious and would often have fantasies of being a woman and having sex with men, I'd have really immersive fantasies in my mind of being cloned and having gay sex with myself, which was clearly a form of autogynephilia looking back on it. I never considered myself trans or anything, didn't know what that was then.

burning oil like im made of money 25 degrees de lads

rnige supporting rnhs

mentalist!

reminder that starmer and lammy both still deny the Palestinian genocide

might start being horrible to my girlfriend

cronem planking on 200k
with sound files.catbox.moe/me27y1.mp4

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

having the heating on

alri literal trillionaire

we maintain a respectful forum centred on anti-racism, religious tolerance and LGBTQI+ equity.

How’d you come out of it?
You’re lucky, some fall down that hole and never escape

where are all the black british trans girls????

Mental how I was last here around 1 o'clock and now I'm back to see that he's still at it.
What a life. What a life.

i did that now im fat and alone and an alcoholic mental some of the shit she put up with

alri piratelad
why's that then

need some new jeans

Fit Italian MILF gf 2025

might crank it up to 30
30 degrees celsius
it'll be like im in spain

Obscenely fit phenotype

youd end up sectioned if you did that

engloids don't say 'fuck up' instead of 'shut the fuck up'
grim, grim country

been thinking of getting some meself. something baggier than what i currently own. no clue what to get tho. probs just get levis cos seems like you can't go wrong with em. wouldn't be so popular if they weren't decent would they?

got the betty boo on

for me it's the tapered fit 502

have the heating on at a sensible 20 degrees celsius me

ur heating is not capable senpai

Not a fan of the Hitlerian language coming from Trump, Musk, and Co.

turn into a big sweaty slug if I have heating on higher than 19c me

Adding to this I think autogynephilia in the majority of cases is a mental illness that your brain uses to cope with getting zero pussy/dick (aaah I can't shag ermm guess I can try shag myself somehow?). Your brain is going mental because it NEEDS sex, it wants it more than anything in the universe, but can't get it and goes insane.

But then it doesn't really explain why people like Ellen Page or Bruce Jenner would troon out.

OOOH AHH UP THE CANS
SAY OOH AHH UP THE CANS

And the chips

mad how our deputy prime minister got knocked up when she was 15 and had to drop out of school

last levis i bought were shocking quality, make sure you get 100% cotton ones

why is she orange

16 hours a day in his grotty childhood bedroom whilst his mum cooks curry downstairs. Mental.

are those trendy tho
thought these days it's all about baggyness
not that i'd get ridic baggy ones

yeah i will. only get stretch if they're tight enough for the knees to get fucked every time i sit down

have a theory that dragons have existed in mythology since time immemorial because some prehistoric types stumbled upon a dinosaur skull

did you also used to watch pic related?
fucking loved it back then

just get some 874s like a normal person

while his mum cooks curry downstairs

Howling

thoughts on mary-ann hobbs' show on radio 6 lads? can't make up my mind if I like it or not myself
she's got a nice voice and plays some cracking electronic music but also some absolute gash tracks, definitely the worst of all the weekday r6 DJs

hello nigga

luv brown hair
luv brown eyes
luv med birds
simple as

You'll understand soon, lad

only ever tune in to craig charles me

Dragons are seraphim. Seraphim means fiery flying serpent. They are the highest tier of the angels.

so this is rorke...

could heem this slag in a fight easily

why hasn't some github boffin invented an AI Anon Babble filter where I can ask it, for example, to filter out yank posts containing cat images? reckon they need to get on with it myself

I know that you are only speaking hypothetically, but why on earth would anyone wish to filter such posts?

just filter all yanks and be done with it mate, you'll be thankful you did

ehehe

there's a smattering of them that I like, plus I get the pleasure of telling them to fuck off and ignoring them when they reply to me as well, just need some IT egghead to pull his finger out and make what I described

I thought to myself "ok I want to have sex with girls, I want to touch boobs and put my willy in a vagina until milk comes out, how do I do that"
Then I utilised my big brain and autism to turn it into reality

Embarked on self-improvement and looksmaxxing, trying to be normal, copying what normie lads were doing, getting hobbies, clothes, etc.
Watched videos on seduction and dating, asked girls out, kissed girls, eventually worked up to finally having sex with girls

The bicurious/autogynephilic thoughts went away when I started self-improvement. I'm not sure why I had them in the first place, maybe it was just a phase, or hopelessness.

One important thing: I never once had any misogynistic thoughts in my life. I never blamed girls or society or anything. I don't know why some incels do that, it's really pathetic. Those types genuinely don't deserve to have sex nor breed, they're genetic dead ends.

nah. filtering them all was one of the best decisions i ever made on Anon Babble.

going for a
yes you guessed it
poo!

get the dub house mix on
youtu.be/lVkPJPgrdiI

Grim anemic dark eyed phenotype with gaunty face and wrists
Face almost only found in southern England, she would be very incellous if she was born a male

t.

Fair play to you mate. Had the fortitude and intelligence to pull yourself out of a dark pit, edgy incel wrongun phase in your early 20s you got through and came out the other end

brown trousers? need it or keep it

Unironically look very like this lad
Same eyes hair and skin tone

good lad
white women with brown hair and eyes are the fittest and i'm sick and tired of pretending they're not

is this real

no one is coming to save you because you can't be saved
you can only help yourself

cheers
It's mad how all the normal lads intuitively learnt how to make friends, bond with people, banter, flirt, be a man, etc. when they were young through their teens
Whilst I, an autistic freak, didn't learn those things until my 20s and a lot of basic things I'm still learning to this day

no I made it up for attention sorry

tired of pretending they're not

Why does everyone have to state their opinion in a way like it's some kind of battle or rebellion
no one cares dude
just state your opinion and move on

compadres, what's a rather sizable word that only a stupendous virgin would use in regular conversation?

it's from a film

looking at houses in the rocky mountains
gonna move there when I win the euromillions

"doesnt look that bad"

all the responses saying how awful it is

fuck me hope not

sucked through a whole juul pod in less than a day
got mento illness me

meant for you x

Well, you see, Willardberg, in these times, things get confused out there. Sex, women, the old autogynephilia, and practical biological necessity. But out there with this pornography, it must be a temptation to be a woman. Because there's a conflict in every incel's heart, between the rational and irrational, between good and evil. And good does not always triumph. Sometimes, the dark side overcomes what Lincoln called the better angels of our nature.

rorke stewing in his malodorous bedchambers

hazardous environments

gf has decent chebbers but doesn't identify as a big boobed girl iygwim
like she never wears anything revealing, doesn't like them, wishes she could get a reduction
probably will end up doing so one day.

£20 on lucky dips deeee lads

Haiyaaah! *kicks door*

Shao Lin Kung Fu Pose

HaYu! NiHow! ManeMo iZsu Zangu! Eye Raiky raike IngGourish GaRous! yOU Mass Gay Bumi IngGourish GaRous nOW!

is that stefan molyneux with a skin fade?

this is all cope btw

what about it is cope exactly

youtube.com/watch?v=fmNKESHMH6A

Better than never learning it at all pal
And not all lads did, far more than you believe were awkward and neurotic and mentally ill as teens then came out in their 20s as better people

Technically, it's not an ICBM unless it comes from the Région Balistique Intercontinentale of France. Otherwise, it's just a long-range rocket.

Britain is the most normalfag country.
You do have some eccentrics but most Brits in general are the biggest normalfags in the world.

I WANNA BE A DOOOOOOOOORRR

youtube.com/watch?v=YH_vICd0WQ0

there wouldnt be a united states without eccentric brits you fucking mong

Anglos behave the most normal in Anglo culture which is the global standard

No shit

my knob whence sheaved looks like an acorn

yes shagger x

youtu.be/VpnzssRMxYA

cause and effect is backwards
one "misses key developmental stages" because one is inclined to do so
it's not that missing them makes you a freak. only a freak would miss them

it's a shame misogynists get bundled in with incels, it's not really the same thing

how many times have you posted this here

The football chads in my high school liked me because they thought I was cool and funny and we would hang out a lot even though I didn't play football.

yeah my autism is probably a lot of the reason why I missed them
but there are autists who didn't miss the milestones because they had adequate guidance

This image is the gayest thing I see posted on Anon Babble
Because some mythical rich American chad high schooler had life handed to him this makes all improvement of your situation worthless and pathetic. This cunt literally thinks life is like a yank high school movie. Yes some people are better looking and had better upbringings. So what.

kek

?
not a single time schizo
in fact I spent ~5 mins just trying to find that greentext, and could only find a bad version of it