/brit/

the perfect debut edition

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1srt

two eggs, chips and the entire tin of beans
couriered over to my tumtum

spaino edish

about to have a tea to perk me up a bit

I remember when I left secondary school and this really fit lass I liked asked me to go to the "prom" with her and I told her I wasn't going cause I wanted to play League of Legends. Mental how the mind works at 16.

excellent album, excellent band, excellent edition

the 'ilter subedition

I think it's inspirational
nietzchean (not I'll pretend to know anything about nitezche)
prove them wrong, do better, be better, show you are not a piece of shit
It's a tough love message to get out of your own head and just b urself

filterwanker loves his safespaces

USA not on the list

good lad
proper mate you are

There are always going to be whiny losers of society. Craven little gimps hiding away feeling sorry for themselves.

If you are a functioning male with a job and not deformed ugly you should have no issue finding a girlfriend. You need to not be a total freak and actually be of worth. Be able to talk to her, socialise, have an actual life path. Not be dependent on your mum. It’s far easier than you think.

Busy night tonight?

I will stand up
Overcome my past

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you've all been on thin ice as long as i can remember

americans not filtered

fucked it bigly

come on
get the fucking yanks filtered
for fuck sake

mister dobalina mister bob dobalina

Got left mid Christmas dance at 16 when she went with another lad during the 3rd dance (we were all pissed)

Could have spent years crying about it on Anon Babble, pissing and moaning about how bad it hurt and blah blah instead of being raging for a week then moving on with my life, looking back at it as a funny teenage memory and how childish and argumentative we were even at that age.

craven mentioned

Don't listen to these creeps

ooh sacked tranny bamalam
ooh sacked tranny bamalam
sacked tranny did a shite bamalam
damn thing smelled vile bamalam

is it ok to skip don't stop?

plotting my next move as it were

on the vodka and lemonades
might get belligerent with a few of you later, based on the state of the current thread

drank so much vodka lemonade in my life that lemonade on its own makes me sick

Time is like a spiral shaped telephone cord. It has cycles but it isn't cyclical like a wheel. It follows a linear path.

for me, it's bye bye badman

many such cases

Incels are a left-wing phenomenon
The incel is just the zoomer version of the "nerd" archetype, which has always been associated with smug, progressive techy people

The most common factors in being an incel are autism, depression, mental illness, unattractiveness, being nonwhite
All of these are strongly correlated with leftism, and a lot of spiteful incel ideology boils down to "I can't have sex because of racism, Eurocentric beauty standards, ableist society..." and so on

Incels are the end result of decades of progressive social policy, such has mass immigration, no-fault divorce, women's sexual emancipation, feminism, sexualisation of children, access to pornography, and others

bring back fingering

need a lily from duolingo gf

dead tonight
might be the last /brit/

That's the dream

The term incel was coined in the 90s but it didn't get political connotations until the 2010s.

never left for me brother

sorry to hear that, hope your arsehole heals

gif

>fuck off

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this mf an incel historian oh my dayyyys

virgin freak me
*starts punching head really hard*

lily from duolingo? had her behind the bike sheds at Evesham leisure centre back in '22

It’s an outcast phenomenon
Outcasts, especially young male ones, are often political radicals because they feel wronged by society and look to change it and or get revenge on it

unironically enjoy one up there during a bj
dont knock it till you try it

I WANNA BE YOUR DOOOOOOG

yeah lads

mental how /brit/ is a tsundere parasocial relationship

everyting not gwan be irie

thats david bowie you idiot

just spamming the images of men now are we?

help, police!

Literal gay porn this
Descent from ironic bbc poster to unironic spammer to homosexual bottom always fascinating to see

It's quite typical for young males to have edgy or radical views on things
And radicalism doesn't necessarily stem from feeling wronged by society or seeking revenge, a lot of the time it's just a way for insecure losers to compensate for their shit lives.

all filtered

a busy day of generating ai images (only saving the "good" ones) and then spamming them on /brit/ for later on
what a life

be gone nearly two weeks

spaino still posting his black dick fetish and tranny fetish

Yep, canslad is still in /brit/

would prob shag that

be right back forum

Does anyone else think it's weird how there's like 20 different lagers you could see in a pub but the only stout that's ever on is Guinness and it's extremely rare to see something other than Guinness. If you're not in a craft brewery it's always Guinness but why, is there no other large stout brewer in the UK and Ireland

um

Yeah, we should all be voting Tories and Labour and eating responsibly. Sounds like a dream society.

does amir still have his blog

mmhmm dey plottin sum...

Last night he was spamming AI pics of black men in the shower.

UMMM

fella at work just bought a house and now hes getting sacked lol!
serves him right really, always frustrating working with him on projects because hes fucking useless

Finally

The cheapest one with the widest circulation. So as soon as a pub opens they will order it

reckon he's more popular than you hence the resentment

just raped my own mind

weird thing to say

thinking schizo thoughts

true though isn't it?

Funny Guinness is considered the quintessential Irish drink but it was actually made by Arthur Guinness, whose family, once a wealthy landowning Irish one, converted to Protestantism, cozied up to the crown and oppressed their Irish Catholic countrymen who were their tenants.

Some Irish patriots refuse to drink it entirely and drink Murphy’s instead

what resentment?

the resentment that accumulated with you posting about it on the british enclave of an anonymous imageboard

He ate a 1.1 million scoville hot chip btw

Been watching so much gay porn recently, anyone would think I’m a poof! Lol

ten (10) prawn balls down the hatch

Nigger

Lot of pubs here serve beamish. Some have Murphy’s too but it’s less common

Disabled Heathermongo
Mentally ill freak

got no mates so who else am i meant to tell

8x these
1x marlboro sauv

is gon be a long nite

You spending your friday on Anon Babble x

Is spaino spamming the gay porn because I pointed out he made the thread?

Sorry, lad. But somehow, I like ruining your life.

think it takes me a week to fully get over alcohol

Had pints of these in the rangers bar and a free pie

catyank might be an oddball but he isn't evil like Belgium freak

did a wank now doing a depression

rangers bar

grim

Stout is often on draught in "real ale" pubs but theres no national brand that could compete

a girl I barely knew asked me cos I was taller than her. barely spoke. they just want someone on their arm for the photos. bit grim but doesn't matter

Give npc's 1.1 million scoville hot chips and watch as they wake tf up from the matrix

dey eager for dat s curved ting

try being a bit more empathetic
how would you feel in his shoes?

Fuck off you fenian cunt

my mum has formed a habit of eating on the sofa in the front room so when I'm round I have to balance my plate on a fucking cushion

hope your dad washes his hands after

your dad thanks the bus driver when he gets off

17 minutes for that reply

I do too. Must be because i had a father unlike you

what a fat cow

I thank the ticket conductor on the train when I get off

Tikka Masala was invented by Indians living in Glasgow, Scotland
Balti was invented by Indians living in Birmingham, England
Phal was invented by Indians living in Birmingham, England
Vindaloo was invented by Indians living in Lisbon, Portugal

Without Indian immigration none of these dishes would exist
You ever think about that Rorke?

knew thatd get em

would you like to wank off my cock?

Pretty much.
A lot of the social and political discontent we see in our society stems from this phenomenon - the nonwhite male offspring of immigrants who've recently arrived in the West growing up and realising that they aren't capable of competing for women with white men (or black men to some extent), due to innate sexual preferences, cultural stereotypes, and lack of sexual prowess.

It's not just competing for white women, but ANY colour of women - white, yellow, brown, black - they ALL overwhelmingly prefer white men, especially the more sexually attractive women, who are pretty much off-limits to anyone who's not a normie white guy or black sports player.

So you're seeing a huge rise in resentful incel ideology - lashing out at what everything they perceive as happy prosperous White society; Christians, conservatives, normies, people with jobs and families, etc.

*fulton extracts myself out of the thread*

Irish diaspora post

*grabs onto your leg and tags onto your getaway*

Genuinely never do

I AM THE RESURRECTION AND
I AM THE LIGHT

I hear some older people from England talk about Murphy's and breamish but they don't seem to be around here anymore

dont know because im not useless

Just listened to some black lad on lbc saying band aid has done more harm than good for Africa, is this true?

How are we self improving?

shots shots shots!
*starts pouring pure methanol into little glasses*

pretty useless at having friends
i know that was mean
now i will apply empathy
sorry mate that was mean of me

GOING MENTAL bought 2 bottles of corona from the offy

i've been posting more on here

I blocked spaino on his blegian vpn apparently from over a month ago and forgot it

explains why he's spamming his gay porn

Literally saved Ethiopia from famine so no

appreciate your support cheers mate

So you're seeing a huge rise in resentful incel ideology - lashing out at what everything they perceive as happy prosperous White society; Christians, conservatives, normies, people with jobs and families, etc.

Why is there a huge rise at a time when the latter is the weakest it has ever been? Christianity, conservatism etc is all weak

maddy a cute

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they've got terrible diseases. have some decency

down the hatch

it wine night

Which one would you rather fuck

this is a good example of why white men are losing the women desu, this is just gay how is she going to respect you as a man, a provider and protector.

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wanking a cock with my arse

the man

which one is you brit

Well his argument was it has cost the continent trillions, because of the negative image that has been portrayed Africa has a high risk profile and as a result they all get high interest rates on their sovereign debts

mhmm spending your friday night posting AI images on Anon Babble xx

Ever since they made wife beating illegal the quality of women has gone down, in every country where they beat their wives they are loyal

oh my days I’m howling

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he's been doing this since roughly 1 o'clock
i'm genuinely concerned for the cunt

dont know what youre going on about

would probably kill the little one even with my tiny 6 inch swc

bought a legion 7 rtx 2070 laptop a couple weeks ago

not shipped

see a legion rtx 2080 for same price on sale

should be able to cancel and buy the rtx 2080

BUT the rtx 2080 has a less penger screen and is black

the white and rainbow RGB keyboard is the lengest ting I've seen on a laptop

but the rtx 2080 has 12gb VRAM compared to 8gb on the rrx 2070

for longetivity the rtx 2080 is way better, can game for bare long time

BUT it's a munter and with a worse screen

can't get a desktop, it's for the sis

lads wat do???

Wanna come feed the swans

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he does it every single day
his 'sponsor' posts (shell etc) have been posted every single day for months (see archives)
severe OCD and autism imo

That’ll be me in 14 years so I won’t laugh

draco malfoy let himself go

tried blogging on?

In ancient Greek the word tyrant wasn't necessarily a bad word. It just meant a strong ruler and he could be good or bad. There were really good rulers described as tyrants.
In modern English the word usually has negative connotations however. It means a cruel and oppressive ruler most of the time now.

hope he is using correct food for the swans

So Ethiopians should have just starved? Didnt the UK literally cancel 3rd world debt in 2000? And why would the increase interest rates in nigeria for a famine happening in Ethiopia. Bizzare psuedo history

why's blud feeding swans so much

What’s wrong with that he’s 35 not a zoomer, old people like doing shit like that

The Government's Employment Tribunal has ruled that "supporting Brexit" isn't a protected characteristic under the Equality Act.
The case was brought to the Employment Tribunal after a female ex-UKIP Councillor who lost her seat at the latest council elections claimed she was being bullied at her new job for being "passionately and vocally pro-Brexit" while at work.

it's for the sis

she fit?

gfberg out on the town

1tb ssd

Not enough

imagine if he was fixated on something productive instead like theoretical physics
at least mousenonce tries to take some interest in chemistry

35 is still young you have plenty of time if you're 35 you're still a young man

lol true

careful l posted this image last thread and got five insta seethe replies

Ignore poc

5 funerals this year (not insignificant ones)
don't feel either way out it
women i know reckon i should feel some way about that
maybe something subconscious brewing? am i gonna go postal ?

lot of vile incels on /brit/

But not for you
Mhmmm you're on Anon Babble xx

Africa is shit to investors because it's shit not because of bad publicity cos of live aid lmao

Jesus

Maybe you missed my post. What I was saying was that in ancient Greek the word tyrant wasn't necessarily a bad word. It just meant a strong ruler and he could be good or bad. There were really good rulers described as tyrants.
In modern English the word usually has negative connotations however. It means a cruel and oppressive ruler most of the time now.

A homeless man cannot trap a woman in his basement, for he does not have a basement.

neither vile nor incellous me

grandad died a couple of months ago and he basically raised me with my mum, don't feel up nor down about it don't know why. Wonder if my head's just going to explode when I'm 40.

Doesn't matter if it's weak or not, as long as it exists incels will rage against it.

What's your go to skincare routine?

thats basically what im wondering about too

Hope this isn't sarcasm lad because i needed this

Smoking

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bit of water every now and then

Every woman I’ve ever been with has broken up with me because of my comically large nipples. Feels bad man.

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TLDR?

Yes, the rumours are true.
I will be drinking an enormous amount of alcohol tonight.

Any "I routinely change my style of posting so as to deter potential stalkers" schizos in

you do need to get moving though because 40 is not a young man

wash my face with the same bar of soap I used to wash my arse

various ointments and unguents

Atleast you’ve been with a woman…

you'll probably mourn for years to come in unexpected and quiet moments

prefer not to say

Had my quarterly self appraisal in work today, I wrote a proper essay about my greatness, with quotes from clients and colleagues

Also argued with a woman into accepting my settlement which to be fair put her in a £900 better position than if she'd claimed on her own policy rather than hours so it should have been a non argument, she ended up apologising in the end

It's not enough to destroy your enemies, a true victory is making them see that they were wrong to ever oppose you in the first place

I want 12gb vram but i feel like the noise level is going to be too much.

no boozing for me tonight
going out tomorrow with the lads x

But you're not
Mhmm you're on Anon Babble with the timmies xx

had a single bottle of banks' bitter and called it a night, me

hours

*ours

I'm sure the chorus of band aid was feed the world. They only really mention Africa once since there was a famine there

thinks hes machiavelli on 23k a year

felt like shit all day three paracetamol have done nothing

must be nice

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There there, come here buddy

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three paracetamol have done nothing

probably made things worse

Based, love banks bitter, bitter is underrated imo

probably bumhole cancer aids mate, rip

Racist fascist zionist terrorist youths attack a journalist

yea

Alri the verve

good lad
big fan of mild also me, proper old man's drink it is

Consider the following:
Cheesy beans on toast

Do you have any data to support this

Big fan of bitter me

doing a think about this

I get you, at first I was settled at a 2060 noise being a factor, but the 2070 went on deal a week later so might as well, and now a 2080 deal ffs

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If you hunt foxes, you should be executed by being hunted and torn apart by a pack of hounds
Make the punishment fit the crime

Consider THIS
Late night Mcds after having dinner earlier

used to work in an old working mans club
common order was 50/50 mild and bitter
each bloke often had his preferred ratio
i like bitter but never got into mild

That album is very peng innit. Do you know what i mean?

Twink

I take home about £2,200 a month, so about £26,500 net salary a year, but the whole point of my grand self appraisal is to roll it into a significant pay increase at salary review time

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up on melancholy hill there's a poo and wee

got so used to shite delivered mcdonalds when i had a drive thru the other day it blew me nut

Picture this *smears poo on your face *

byronesque poetry

dietberg taken a beating with mumberg's special chicken curry
two full helpings scranned
would have been alri but i have 4 eggs n a slice a toast this morn

I take home about £2,200 a month, so about £26,500 net salary a year

work were fucking me about with a recent bonus payment so i went off sick right before a massive project and cost them thousands. Then i came back for a few days to make them think all was well and then quit without notice on payday. Managerberg was seething. 'you wont be getting a reference!!11' what a freak lmao

Alri the mikado

If you were female would you shag blokes? Do you reckon?

About to open a can, lads

We aint clicking that lil boy x

blog on

im on JSA me
something like 300 a month
doesn't matter gfberg is the breadwinner

This but by a group of leather jacketed Bolsheviks with chekist efficiency

Scottish people invented curry even though people think it's Indian.

cook your own food you infant

Where's mikey?
Where's mousey?
Where's the femcel?

Black ones yeah

need a job. best min wage job?

Get a fucking clue.

would be a bit disrespectful to mumberg if i made my own dinner

what is mild

knight of the thimble

i loved bartending but mileage may vary

bet she is fucking GURNING for an opportunity to jump ship for a man who stands on his own two feet

got sanctioned for being late, so I'm on £50

im a celeb on in a bit lads x

why
Making gf work and taking her money is alpha and chad
working to provide for gf is beta cuck

Lidl or BnM pay more than minimum wage apparently

some remote job for council or government
i got mates that literally do 1 hour of work a day and play rust most of the time.

are you 14

maybe if she becomes undepressed yeah
i make a great housewife

Feels good knowing Britfash will be sent to Ukraine to be destroyed by Korean communist artillery.

Male prostitute

sounds grim the ladies at mine are sound as fuck
my main one is even quit fit

I wish we could fire 90% of the civil service.

The Hamburglar

Coming round yours for drinks and nibbles

Nothing wrong with this, more than most

FPV drones targeting faux-leather-jacketed communist mobiks in Ladas.

pooey bumwank on the cards

Mate?

you being the best she’s managed to get may be causing her depression lad

I’m 36

would love that, enjoy hosting
how long will you be?

prob her mum killing her self not helping either
have been a great support and ive only been jobless for a bit
i dont necessarily disagree with you btw

Considering the average salary is like £31k that’s just not true