the perfect debut edition
/brit/
1srt
two eggs, chips and the entire tin of beans
couriered over to my tumtum
spaino edish
about to have a tea to perk me up a bit
I remember when I left secondary school and this really fit lass I liked asked me to go to the "prom" with her and I told her I wasn't going cause I wanted to play League of Legends. Mental how the mind works at 16.
excellent album, excellent band, excellent edition
the 'ilter subedition
I think it's inspirational
nietzchean (not I'll pretend to know anything about nitezche)
prove them wrong, do better, be better, show you are not a piece of shit
It's a tough love message to get out of your own head and just b urself
filterwanker loves his safespaces
USA not on the list
good lad
proper mate you are
There are always going to be whiny losers of society. Craven little gimps hiding away feeling sorry for themselves.
If you are a functioning male with a job and not deformed ugly you should have no issue finding a girlfriend. You need to not be a total freak and actually be of worth. Be able to talk to her, socialise, have an actual life path. Not be dependent on your mum. It’s far easier than you think.
Busy night tonight?
I will stand up
Overcome my past
you've all been on thin ice as long as i can remember
americans not filtered
fucked it bigly
come on
get the fucking yanks filtered
for fuck sake
mister dobalina mister bob dobalina
Got left mid Christmas dance at 16 when she went with another lad during the 3rd dance (we were all pissed)
Could have spent years crying about it on Anon Babble, pissing and moaning about how bad it hurt and blah blah instead of being raging for a week then moving on with my life, looking back at it as a funny teenage memory and how childish and argumentative we were even at that age.
craven mentioned
Don't listen to these creeps
ooh sacked tranny bamalam
ooh sacked tranny bamalam
sacked tranny did a shite bamalam
damn thing smelled vile bamalam
is it ok to skip don't stop?
plotting my next move as it were
on the vodka and lemonades
might get belligerent with a few of you later, based on the state of the current thread
drank so much vodka lemonade in my life that lemonade on its own makes me sick
Time is like a spiral shaped telephone cord. It has cycles but it isn't cyclical like a wheel. It follows a linear path.
for me, it's bye bye badman
many such cases
Incels are a left-wing phenomenon
The incel is just the zoomer version of the "nerd" archetype, which has always been associated with smug, progressive techy people
The most common factors in being an incel are autism, depression, mental illness, unattractiveness, being nonwhite
All of these are strongly correlated with leftism, and a lot of spiteful incel ideology boils down to "I can't have sex because of racism, Eurocentric beauty standards, ableist society..." and so on
Incels are the end result of decades of progressive social policy, such has mass immigration, no-fault divorce, women's sexual emancipation, feminism, sexualisation of children, access to pornography, and others
bring back fingering
need a lily from duolingo gf
dead tonight
might be the last /brit/
That's the dream
The term incel was coined in the 90s but it didn't get political connotations until the 2010s.
never left for me brother
sorry to hear that, hope your arsehole heals
gif
>fuck off
this mf an incel historian oh my dayyyys
virgin freak me
*starts punching head really hard*
lily from duolingo? had her behind the bike sheds at Evesham leisure centre back in '22
It’s an outcast phenomenon
Outcasts, especially young male ones, are often political radicals because they feel wronged by society and look to change it and or get revenge on it
unironically enjoy one up there during a bj
dont knock it till you try it
I WANNA BE YOUR DOOOOOOG
yeah lads
mental how /brit/ is a tsundere parasocial relationship
everyting not gwan be irie
thats david bowie you idiot
just spamming the images of men now are we?
help, police!
Literal gay porn this
Descent from ironic bbc poster to unironic spammer to homosexual bottom always fascinating to see
It's quite typical for young males to have edgy or radical views on things
And radicalism doesn't necessarily stem from feeling wronged by society or seeking revenge, a lot of the time it's just a way for insecure losers to compensate for their shit lives.
all filtered
a busy day of generating ai images (only saving the "good" ones) and then spamming them on /brit/ for later on
what a life
be gone nearly two weeks
spaino still posting his black dick fetish and tranny fetish
Yep, canslad is still in /brit/
would prob shag that
be right back forum
Does anyone else think it's weird how there's like 20 different lagers you could see in a pub but the only stout that's ever on is Guinness and it's extremely rare to see something other than Guinness. If you're not in a craft brewery it's always Guinness but why, is there no other large stout brewer in the UK and Ireland
um
Yeah, we should all be voting Tories and Labour and eating responsibly. Sounds like a dream society.
does amir still have his blog
mmhmm dey plottin sum...
Last night he was spamming AI pics of black men in the shower.
UMMM
fella at work just bought a house and now hes getting sacked lol!
serves him right really, always frustrating working with him on projects because hes fucking useless
Finally
The cheapest one with the widest circulation. So as soon as a pub opens they will order it
reckon he's more popular than you hence the resentment
just raped my own mind
weird thing to say
thinking schizo thoughts
true though isn't it?
Funny Guinness is considered the quintessential Irish drink but it was actually made by Arthur Guinness, whose family, once a wealthy landowning Irish one, converted to Protestantism, cozied up to the crown and oppressed their Irish Catholic countrymen who were their tenants.
Some Irish patriots refuse to drink it entirely and drink Murphy’s instead
what resentment?
the resentment that accumulated with you posting about it on the british enclave of an anonymous imageboard
He ate a 1.1 million scoville hot chip btw
Been watching so much gay porn recently, anyone would think I’m a poof! Lol
ten (10) prawn balls down the hatch
Nigger
ktim
Lot of pubs here serve beamish. Some have Murphy’s too but it’s less common
Disabled Heathermongo
Mentally ill freak
got no mates so who else am i meant to tell
8x these
1x marlboro sauv
is gon be a long nite
You spending your friday on Anon Babble x
Is spaino spamming the gay porn because I pointed out he made the thread?
Sorry, lad. But somehow, I like ruining your life.
think it takes me a week to fully get over alcohol
Had pints of these in the rangers bar and a free pie
catyank might be an oddball but he isn't evil like Belgium freak
did a wank now doing a depression
rangers bar
grim
Stout is often on draught in "real ale" pubs but theres no national brand that could compete
a girl I barely knew asked me cos I was taller than her. barely spoke. they just want someone on their arm for the photos. bit grim but doesn't matter
Give npc's 1.1 million scoville hot chips and watch as they wake tf up from the matrix
dey eager for dat s curved ting
try being a bit more empathetic
how would you feel in his shoes?
Fuck off you fenian cunt
my mum has formed a habit of eating on the sofa in the front room so when I'm round I have to balance my plate on a fucking cushion
hope your dad washes his hands after
your dad thanks the bus driver when he gets off
17 minutes for that reply
I do too. Must be because i had a father unlike you
what a fat cow
I thank the ticket conductor on the train when I get off
Tikka Masala was invented by Indians living in Glasgow, Scotland
Balti was invented by Indians living in Birmingham, England
Phal was invented by Indians living in Birmingham, England
Vindaloo was invented by Indians living in Lisbon, Portugal
Without Indian immigration none of these dishes would exist
You ever think about that Rorke?
knew thatd get em
would you like to wank off my cock?
Pretty much.
A lot of the social and political discontent we see in our society stems from this phenomenon - the nonwhite male offspring of immigrants who've recently arrived in the West growing up and realising that they aren't capable of competing for women with white men (or black men to some extent), due to innate sexual preferences, cultural stereotypes, and lack of sexual prowess.
It's not just competing for white women, but ANY colour of women - white, yellow, brown, black - they ALL overwhelmingly prefer white men, especially the more sexually attractive women, who are pretty much off-limits to anyone who's not a normie white guy or black sports player.
So you're seeing a huge rise in resentful incel ideology - lashing out at what everything they perceive as happy prosperous White society; Christians, conservatives, normies, people with jobs and families, etc.
*fulton extracts myself out of the thread*
Irish diaspora post
*grabs onto your leg and tags onto your getaway*
Genuinely never do
I AM THE RESURRECTION AND
I AM THE LIGHT
I hear some older people from England talk about Murphy's and breamish but they don't seem to be around here anymore
dont know because im not useless
Just listened to some black lad on lbc saying band aid has done more harm than good for Africa, is this true?
How are we self improving?
shots shots shots!
*starts pouring pure methanol into little glasses*
pretty useless at having friends
i know that was mean
now i will apply empathy
sorry mate that was mean of me
GOING MENTAL bought 2 bottles of corona from the offy
i've been posting more on here
I blocked spaino on his blegian vpn apparently from over a month ago and forgot it
explains why he's spamming his gay porn
Literally saved Ethiopia from famine so no
hideous freaks
appreciate your support cheers mate
So you're seeing a huge rise in resentful incel ideology - lashing out at what everything they perceive as happy prosperous White society; Christians, conservatives, normies, people with jobs and families, etc.
Why is there a huge rise at a time when the latter is the weakest it has ever been? Christianity, conservatism etc is all weak
maddy a cute
they've got terrible diseases. have some decency
down the hatch
it wine night
Which one would you rather fuck
this is a good example of why white men are losing the women desu, this is just gay how is she going to respect you as a man, a provider and protector.
wanking a cock with my arse
the man
which one is you brit
Well his argument was it has cost the continent trillions, because of the negative image that has been portrayed Africa has a high risk profile and as a result they all get high interest rates on their sovereign debts
mhmm spending your friday night posting AI images on Anon Babble xx
Ever since they made wife beating illegal the quality of women has gone down, in every country where they beat their wives they are loyal
oh my days I’m howling
he's been doing this since roughly 1 o'clock
i'm genuinely concerned for the cunt
dont know what youre going on about
would probably kill the little one even with my tiny 6 inch swc
bought a legion 7 rtx 2070 laptop a couple weeks ago
not shipped
see a legion rtx 2080 for same price on sale
should be able to cancel and buy the rtx 2080
BUT the rtx 2080 has a less penger screen and is black
the white and rainbow RGB keyboard is the lengest ting I've seen on a laptop
but the rtx 2080 has 12gb VRAM compared to 8gb on the rrx 2070
for longetivity the rtx 2080 is way better, can game for bare long time
BUT it's a munter and with a worse screen
can't get a desktop, it's for the sis
lads wat do???
Wanna come feed the swans
he does it every single day
his 'sponsor' posts (shell etc) have been posted every single day for months (see archives)
severe OCD and autism imo
That’ll be me in 14 years so I won’t laugh
draco malfoy let himself go
tried blogging on?
In ancient Greek the word tyrant wasn't necessarily a bad word. It just meant a strong ruler and he could be good or bad. There were really good rulers described as tyrants.
In modern English the word usually has negative connotations however. It means a cruel and oppressive ruler most of the time now.
hope he is using correct food for the swans
Another Friday night alone is it?
So Ethiopians should have just starved? Didnt the UK literally cancel 3rd world debt in 2000? And why would the increase interest rates in nigeria for a famine happening in Ethiopia. Bizzare psuedo history
why's blud feeding swans so much
What’s wrong with that he’s 35 not a zoomer, old people like doing shit like that
The Government's Employment Tribunal has ruled that "supporting Brexit" isn't a protected characteristic under the Equality Act.
The case was brought to the Employment Tribunal after a female ex-UKIP Councillor who lost her seat at the latest council elections claimed she was being bullied at her new job for being "passionately and vocally pro-Brexit" while at work.
it's for the sis
she fit?
gfberg out on the town
1tb ssd
Not enough
imagine if he was fixated on something productive instead like theoretical physics
at least mousenonce tries to take some interest in chemistry
35 is still young you have plenty of time if you're 35 you're still a young man
lol true
careful l posted this image last thread and got five insta seethe replies
Ignore poc
5 funerals this year (not insignificant ones)
don't feel either way out it
women i know reckon i should feel some way about that
maybe something subconscious brewing? am i gonna go postal ?
lot of vile incels on /brit/
But not for you
Mhmmm you're on Anon Babble xx
Africa is shit to investors because it's shit not because of bad publicity cos of live aid lmao
Jesus
Maybe you missed my post. What I was saying was that in ancient Greek the word tyrant wasn't necessarily a bad word. It just meant a strong ruler and he could be good or bad. There were really good rulers described as tyrants.
In modern English the word usually has negative connotations however. It means a cruel and oppressive ruler most of the time now.
A homeless man cannot trap a woman in his basement, for he does not have a basement.
neither vile nor incellous me
grandad died a couple of months ago and he basically raised me with my mum, don't feel up nor down about it don't know why. Wonder if my head's just going to explode when I'm 40.
the legion 7i with leng white and rgb keyboard
lenovo.com
prefer not to say
she's not much of a gamer she can knock ones she's not playing off steam, there's it's the longevity vs experience. the 2070 with 8gb vram will last maybe 4 or 5 years? 12gb vram hopefully upwards 8(if she wants to play AA slop on low in 8 years)
Doesn't matter if it's weak or not, as long as it exists incels will rage against it.
What's your go to skincare routine?
thats basically what im wondering about too
Hope this isn't sarcasm lad because i needed this
Smoking
bit of water every now and then
Every woman I’ve ever been with has broken up with me because of my comically large nipples. Feels bad man.
TLDR?
Yes, the rumours are true.
I will be drinking an enormous amount of alcohol tonight.
Any "I routinely change my style of posting so as to deter potential stalkers" schizos in
you do need to get moving though because 40 is not a young man
wash my face with the same bar of soap I used to wash my arse
various ointments and unguents
Atleast you’ve been with a woman…
you'll probably mourn for years to come in unexpected and quiet moments
prefer not to say
Had my quarterly self appraisal in work today, I wrote a proper essay about my greatness, with quotes from clients and colleagues
Also argued with a woman into accepting my settlement which to be fair put her in a £900 better position than if she'd claimed on her own policy rather than hours so it should have been a non argument, she ended up apologising in the end
It's not enough to destroy your enemies, a true victory is making them see that they were wrong to ever oppose you in the first place
I want 12gb vram but i feel like the noise level is going to be too much.
no boozing for me tonight
going out tomorrow with the lads x
But you're not
Mhmm you're on Anon Babble with the timmies xx
had a single bottle of banks' bitter and called it a night, me
hours
*ours
I'm sure the chorus of band aid was feed the world. They only really mention Africa once since there was a famine there
thinks hes machiavelli on 23k a year
felt like shit all day three paracetamol have done nothing
must be nice
There there, come here buddy
three paracetamol have done nothing
probably made things worse
Based, love banks bitter, bitter is underrated imo
probably bumhole cancer aids mate, rip
Racist fascist zionist terrorist youths attack a journalist
yea
Alri the verve
good lad
big fan of mild also me, proper old man's drink it is
Consider the following:
Cheesy beans on toast
Do you have any data to support this
Big fan of bitter me
doing a think about this
I get you, at first I was settled at a 2060 noise being a factor, but the 2070 went on deal a week later so might as well, and now a 2080 deal ffs
If you hunt foxes, you should be executed by being hunted and torn apart by a pack of hounds
Make the punishment fit the crime
Consider THIS
Late night Mcds after having dinner earlier
used to work in an old working mans club
common order was 50/50 mild and bitter
each bloke often had his preferred ratio
i like bitter but never got into mild
That album is very peng innit. Do you know what i mean?
Twink
I take home about £2,200 a month, so about £26,500 net salary a year, but the whole point of my grand self appraisal is to roll it into a significant pay increase at salary review time
up on melancholy hill there's a poo and wee
got so used to shite delivered mcdonalds when i had a drive thru the other day it blew me nut
Picture this *smears poo on your face *
byronesque poetry
dietberg taken a beating with mumberg's special chicken curry
two full helpings scranned
would have been alri but i have 4 eggs n a slice a toast this morn
I take home about £2,200 a month, so about £26,500 net salary a year
work were fucking me about with a recent bonus payment so i went off sick right before a massive project and cost them thousands. Then i came back for a few days to make them think all was well and then quit without notice on payday. Managerberg was seething. 'you wont be getting a reference!!11' what a freak lmao
Alri the mikado
If you were female would you shag blokes? Do you reckon?
About to open a can, lads
We aint clicking that lil boy x
blog on
im on JSA me
something like 300 a month
doesn't matter gfberg is the breadwinner
This but by a group of leather jacketed Bolsheviks with chekist efficiency
Scottish people invented curry even though people think it's Indian.
cook your own food you infant
Where's mikey?
Where's mousey?
Where's the femcel?
Black ones yeah
need a job. best min wage job?
Get a fucking clue.
would be a bit disrespectful to mumberg if i made my own dinner
what is mild
knight of the thimble
i loved bartending but mileage may vary
bet she is fucking GURNING for an opportunity to jump ship for a man who stands on his own two feet
got sanctioned for being late, so I'm on £50
im a celeb on in a bit lads x
why
Making gf work and taking her money is alpha and chad
working to provide for gf is beta cuck
Lidl or BnM pay more than minimum wage apparently
some remote job for council or government
i got mates that literally do 1 hour of work a day and play rust most of the time.
are you 14
maybe if she becomes undepressed yeah
i make a great housewife
Feels good knowing Britfash will be sent to Ukraine to be destroyed by Korean communist artillery.
Male prostitute
sounds grim the ladies at mine are sound as fuck
my main one is even quit fit
I wish we could fire 90% of the civil service.
The Hamburglar
Coming round yours for drinks and nibbles
Nothing wrong with this, more than most
FPV drones targeting faux-leather-jacketed communist mobiks in Ladas.
pooey bumwank on the cards
Mate?
you being the best she’s managed to get may be causing her depression lad
I’m 36
would love that, enjoy hosting
how long will you be?
prob her mum killing her self not helping either
have been a great support and ive only been jobless for a bit
i dont necessarily disagree with you btw
Considering the average salary is like £31k that’s just not true