pepperami edish
/brit/
where is the baddiedem poster?
got some brattwurst in the fridge lads
corr phwoarr get that nazi shit in me cunt *licks chops*
Might try some cider tonight, can some cider drinkers recommend me some good shit
Where’s the pub positivist lads
Waheeeeey(deep breath)heeeeey
D O N E D O N
somersby is nice, doesn't even taste like booze at all
mental that you used to be able to get in to oxford for PPE with 3 Bs and a D
Obese slag
Only jewish women have those massive hanging chebs without being fat
I love how little effort they put into getting a good photo
why bother eh
errrrrrrr
Henry Weston's Vintage. Nice, medium dry taste and 8.2%. Few bottles of that and you're on your way.
Henry weston is definitely the best cider out there
jimeny crickets
:/
Never understood the "living in london" meme
but you earn 2 or 3 times as much!
But then you're paying 2 or 3 times as much to live there you fucking daft cunts so what is the point?
Got mates who moved to London and are on double my salary but they're sharing some minging flat because they can't afford a mortgage.
Being a rentoid in your 30s... YIKES... YIPPERS... BIG OOFIES... WOWZERS
Could not be me. I think I can live without having a Pret within walking distance, cheers
Max out your time on this earth with everything you could possibly want on your doorstep
Simple. As.
Earn 2 to 3 times as much but the rent is 10x more, it isn't a good deal
Belgiumwog is clearly a brown incel with some name like Rasheed or Sanjay who's perpetually seething because he wasn't born as an ordinary Timmy
Forget Katy, even his own curry women don't want him - Pajeetas all go crazy for BWC blonde Timmies LOL!
Yeah but then there's smelly Indians all around you.
feel great
know I'll feel shit for days if I booze
overwhelming urge to drink until I blackout
why is this every friday
Sneeeeeeeed! Wankers
gherkin within walking distance for katy
the entire financial industry is in london
got a load of coins that i don't know what to do with
there's probably like £50 of shrapnel that i'm never gonna use reckon i could just throw it in the bin?
just sent an email to the ceo's personal assistant showing off the huge positive feedback I'd received from a client whose case the ceo wanted to be kept close to, after the client had been raising complaints straight to the ceo that the ceo was responding to personally
Playing the office politics game, I may not have won any awards at the department ceremony last month, but now I'm reaching far above the department
let jews and their golems live there then
Easily avoidable while you go on your 5th date with the pengest 10/10 girls in the UK at the Ritz
Start collecting coins
jeezy own half of atlanta
banks have a machine you just tip it in and it goes into your account
oh my dayyyyys Timmy haha
*assistant takes the credit*
*blocks your email*
Timmy's schedule
Friday: Katy
Saturday: Pangpang
Sunday: Pajeeta
Spaki's schedule
Friday: left hand
Saturday: right hand
Sunday: arsewank
LOL!
peng pupu
hahahah
Ladbaby wife feet
/cronem/i;op:no
/cronems/i;op:no
/timmy/i;op:no
/timmies/i;op:no
/timmy's/i;op:no
is this really how it is?
really struggling with the thought of losing dogberg
rorkestein
Are you ready to go to the BHS (Blackrock Health Service) to cure the affects from your Blackrock Vaccine?
get him tracker chipped then
got six apples that i don't know what to do with
It's sad but you'll eventually adjust
Yeah if you know you know
All the fit girls from around the UK gravitate and amass in London, sometimes outnumbering men
how come they never have to say HOW any of the things they do will deliver growth? they just say we'll scrap winter fuel payment, increase taxes and work with the jews to deliver growth and never have to explain themselves
Get them peeled
Get them in the mouth
Get them digested
It's fucking shite mate and will be for a few weeks after he's gone. Best you can do is enjoy what time you have left with him and make sure he's not suffering. If he starts to suffer then you have to let him go.
good one Timmy LMAO
mumberg is absolutely insane if she thinks i'm going to care for her in a few years time when she needs it after making me suffer in the cold all day like this
ya dun kno the ting brev
Brits say they wanna move to Texas and Florida
Of all places why?
erm i didn't say that in my OP post
might make a crumble
how did you infer that from a pepperami mate
yeah he made it really obvious in the last thread when he was trying to laugh about immigrant kids having Western names
that's something specific that only an immigrant would say, they get triggered by other immigrants who are more Westernised than them, crabs in the bucket mentality because they've got an inferiority complex about being nonwhite
ENEMY AC130 ABOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the cronem watching dem nukes drop
Belgium flag be the most Timmy brown boy ever LMAOOOOOO IM HOWLING
Nailed it
Texas is one i hear a lot for some reason, i suspect Florida is simply because Disneyland
New STALKER is good thankfully
Some performance issues but the core game is fun - will get even better with updates and mods
SOS GET ME OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE
IT'S LIKE EASTERN EUROPE BUT WITH BROWN PEOPLE
SOS I AM THE LAST WHITE MAN HERE SOS
?? blud put strawberries in the cro LOOOOL wtf dis zesty ahh battyman doin he herd bout 'flavours' thought it sum fruity shit ahahahaha
omdz
cronem in shambles
Considering cinematoil tomorrow. I would watch the new Paddington but I've heard it's not as kino as Paddington 2 and I don't want to be the guy on the front row on his own at a kid's movie
good call, must more privacy in the back rows
front row all the way for me. I need the leg room and the screens are far enough back that I don't have to twist my neck to see the screen
I don't want to be the guy on the front row on his own at a kid's movie
Excellent opportunity to offer kids some sweeties though
A British woman, another Australian teenager, an American and two Danes have also died in recent days following a spate of suspected poisonings in the popular backpacker destination of Vang Vieng, according to authorities.
why do you need leg room at a kid's film? pointing your toes, is it?
checking in
i don't fit between the seats on other rows. Long legs
The new thing is for Brits to complain about how bad the UK is. It's always these same lines
Let's move to Texas and buy a giant ass house
Let's move to Florida so we can only no income taxes
When you move to Florida you pay 14 percent of your income to taxes if you include property and federal taxes. When you move to Texas you pay 16
Nice fox. Big snouts are peng.
Do you think the internet will be better when starmer range bans all the teens
theyre really not
why are you generating images of shirtless muscular men?
this looks really funny, I think I'd kind of like her even(in a platonic way)
this isn't even about teens, it's about forcing every adult to use ID to access the internet
spaki can't find a girl of any race to have sex with him so this is his last resort
LOL
Would let her sniff my ass
if this legislation passes it's actually over
the internet will be completely walled off and censored, you'll be going to prison for questioning anything
Slowly turning us into north korea
by rorke's reckoning we've all supposed to have been in prison for ..errr.. about 15 years now
Ever hear the one about the gay postman? His package came in the male
Don't hear much about the ol' vid' vaccine nowdays
his package? so he received it from another postman?
noo you're supposed to wait until you're in prison or dead then i'll believe you!
ermm .. nah..
oh my days Timmy you going CRAZY
Bodied that incellious spack
rorkening
Probably because everyone who took it has had a heart attack by now, they're still doing it btw, the pensioners still get covid vaccines
who art thou quoting ?
samefag
his package in this joke is his nob innit lad?
all the good goys took the shot and that’s what THEY wanted, don’t question it chud
what's the plans tonight then lads?
two more weeks bro
work
whose knob? the other postman? do they both have packages and they're cumming in each other?
maybe gym idk. Nothing else to do
poo screaming/steaming
Beer and STALKER
wine, crisps, gaming and telly
got some post delivered to me today
it was addressed to mr. dilkington
gfberg had on im a celeb last night
didn't enjoy it
ever hear the one about the gay postman?
peak yank patter
spaki creepin' around in the club for hours trying to approach white girls and getting rejected every time whilst everyone watches
timmy walking in da club and snogging the same katy who rejected spaki just a minute ago
nun he cud do LOL!
just go with the flow
yes, but why would you order a penis in the mail? i don't understand
literally sold out to blackrock
lmao
mental how clever you are
What do you call a Norwich resident with 5 fingers on each hand? A freak
tis a burden sometimes
yeah
wow
genetics on diss specimen genuinely mind boggling
that must be like a 1/140 million nose
recon i've been here longer than any of you
class of 2013
I want dick
maybe it'll get adults to stop using social media too, that would be grouse
mousey brushing his tooth and putting his diadora velcros on ready to hit the town. you sitting in your smeggy bedroom all night
me poo is sopping wet and all sorts
sick of it
I used Anon Babble in 2006/7 but was mainly Anon Babble
wonder what this guy's sister would think if she saw him making this shit up about her
think I have testicular torsion
just randomly felt pain when I was sitting and it's still there 3 days later
Good morning team. Not long got up. Thinking a trip to the gym is in order.
another 45 minutes of faffing about on any machine that's available and not doing an actual workout is it?
not even close mate, 2013 is basically last month by my reckoning
Her handle means 'I am a happy dolphin' lol
That's the idea yeah plus some Romanian deadlifts.
can only imagine the looks of horror you get in the gym
im fine
cannot imagine you doing RDLs
expecting a call at 1500
uuuhhhhhhh hello?????
Most people make small talk with me but nobody really stares.
I do them with dumbbells.
are you a lesbian?
I do them with dumbbells.
what weight?
Haiyaaah! *kicks door*
Shao Lin Kung Fu Pose
HaYu! NiHow! ManeMo iZsu Zangu! Eye Raiky raike IngGourish GaRous! yOU Mass Gay Bumi IngGourish GaRous nOW!
No, I am bisexual.
Two 10 kg dumbbells last time.
diadora
memory unlocked
these were one of my only pairs of non-school creps i had, my mum bought them
i wore these autism shoes from like year 9 until uni LOL
i remember the lads in year above me on the bus would take the piss out of them
What kind of guys do you like? Do you have a type? (excluding Seaside Mark).
They made a comeback when everyone started wearing casual clobber again
that feel when my yearly bonus is getting taxed to SHIT
gonna listen to nick drake's pink moon for the first time
need to clean the oven tomorrow
woe is me
i have autism spectrum disease
thats a myth
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWWWWW
*boom*
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWWWWW
*boom*
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWWWWW
*boom*
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWWWWW
*boom*
Ok
just sorted out me rental skis, boots, and helmets for Val D'Isere in Jan. managed to get them all for just under €90 which is fucking great.
hopefully he schumachers it
i have a pooey arse
anyone struggling with alcohol use disorder?
but you earn 2 or 3 times as much!
But then you're paying 2 or 3 times as much to live
Yeah so you're on equal footing with everyone else in the country except there's actually stuff to do other than going to the pub and eating lard
used to
selling a lot of my stuff on the 'bay and it's going somewhat faster than i had anticipated so am wondering if i priced it too fairly
not a disorder if its fun ini
Literally another day has been wasted. I have done literally nothing today.
pub and eating lard
sounds pengers
I came to Anon Babble in 2011 desu
This is my mate Rorke
He likes politics
I'll get the drinks in
Black thuganomics
having an eldritch kakfaesque lovecraftian biblically accurate moment
going to Les Deux Alpes in January with me mates
my first time skiing x
won 42 quid on the horses
EW show us your tits
those nips and areolas are so fucking grim
see
Baffling colour
Sir Black Cock
ohh this is lush, and I mean lush
Watching reality TV of 15-25 years ago and it's full of ugly men with beautiful wives
vgh take me BACK
Tinder has RUINED this reality
mediocre men DESERVE pretty girls
coinstar
hard disagree
willard twitched
hello nigga
i genuinely thought schumacher was dead lol
cop on
also my first time. should be a laugh
go on
buy a four pack of tinnies
do a drunk dance in your room alone
pass out on the sofa
WHY NOT
HOW DARE YOU
YOU MADE GRETA CRY
used to do 2 pints + 10 tinnies a night
more on weekends
kekkerino
Looks elegant imo. Small noses look low born
Do you get steaming on 4 beers?
fossil fuel
This terminology is wrong and it is propaganda made up by the globalists and the military industrial complex. Jay Dyer talked about this.
i'd say 6 tins gets me steaming, 5%
looks anything but elegant
but you do you mate, big nose girls need love too x
also rate the ethiopian scran
In Sweden this is a way to meet young women.
In Britain this is a way to kill old people.
lucky you
I rent so I have no say in the matter
(its because im 5'6 lol)
That triggers my trypophobia
How do these retards think electricity is generated?
*pops catyank in the bin*
I had this dream last night whwere I was in this former diner that they were turning into a theater and arcade and the place was haunted by the ghost of an old Swedish naval officer from the 1700s and he had this weird twitch that would make him spaz out sometimes.
r/casualuk
lord of the rings marathon
few ipas
thats friday night sorted
aha wee fella on the tinnies
(rubs your head)
I want a Kiwi dominatrix to murder me
reddit outside of r/redscarepod is sooo boring
100 millionaires + £158m jackpot in euromillions
corrr worth a lucky dip that lads
How long have you been posting on /brit/?
Since 2013, me
So far this month I have made £800 profit just by holding crypto
That is to say, I opened a crypto exchange account, bought £700 worth of crypto at the start of November, and it's now worth £1500
Wonder how all the freaks calling it a scam or bubble feel about that
Not true you can demand your landlord put in a heat pump.
I don't like them because they pronounce the letter 'e' or the letter 'i' wrong, forgot which one but they all pronounce it wrong
got an altcoin portfolio and its done absolutely fuck all but go down since April
better get a move on soon
Might just play Gran Turismo instead of doing any work
Get some lentil stew in you, lad. We don't do meat well.
Here's a fun song though
youtu.be
My first ever reply to my first ever post on /brit/ was Diego telling me to blog on (about five years ago). Been on the chon a lot longer than that though
off to r/Greenandpleasant
hehehehee *stabs you*
scramgin
Unless it saves him dos I can guarantee he will never ever entertain the thought of it
I feel like chicken tonight
which coins?
*chops your head off*
so are you going to sell it or wait for it to crash first? when it crashes you do know you will have to wait a long time before it pumps again right
watching harry hill's tv burp and pissing myself
why is the best shite 20 years old ffs
You all talk about your lives being grim but try being married to a woman you fucking despise and having a kid with her.
Love my son, hate my wife. It wasn't always like this but after my son was born she just became a cunt. CONSTANTLY nagging at me, spending money on useless shit without consulting me (I bring in 90% of the money, she just has a part time thing to keep herself busy)
She rots her brain away on Reddit and Instagram all day and then has the audacity to say she couldn't clean the dishes because she "had her hands full". The best part is we have a fucking dishwasher, she cant even be arsed to turn it on and empty it afterwards. I would have ditched this cunt years ago if I didn't have my son. I can't afford to live on my own and look after them both at the same time.
That is what a grim life is lads.
The G-Man in Half Life is named after the Masonic G symbol and he is controlling the people like pawns on a chessboard.
It will in 10 years time, the upfront cost is only about £13,000.
alri ian
Got a new laptop and lost all my brads
2014
sending emails like an absolute MAD man
XRP and XLM
what kind of woman uses reddit
Shows the futility of life, this does
We're still going up, $100k BTC is the new floor
fat and smelly with tattoos and pink hair
fat smelly blue haired ones
what made you decide to invest in these?
the one showing off her holes
these do not sound like wife material
pink hair
blue hair
errr which one
fat and smelly girl at toil with green hair, defo a reddit user
there's an upfront cost
Straight in the bin then
Fight for black rights ya fucking incel chuddddd
Got a do tonight and planning to keep it civil and calm on the beers but know I will end up having 10 and 4 whisky’s and being sick and making an arse of myself
looooool this is your mind on ath
the moment there is a drop of bad news it will CASCADE a massive sell off
MILLIONS OF YEARS OF CIVILISATION AND THIS IS WHAT WE RESORT TO
MAN PLANS NATURE LAUGHS
might as well get the bag in the now
If ye dinnae like refugees, yer a wee bawbag
If you know, you know
that isnt very helpful
feeling masonic, satanic and possibly even demonic energies-pilled
If it wisnae fur yer refugees
Wherewud you be?
You'd be in the hospital
Or in firmary
My first gf was a goth slag with green hair
Aye well, black refugees built britain
GET AN ELECTRIC CAR BRO, YOU'LL SAVE A FORTUNE ON FUEL COSTS, IT'S A NO BRAINER
*car costs 10 grand more than a petrol car*
TRUST ME BRO, YOU'LL SAVE THAT IN NO TIME
*by the time you've saved 5 grand in fuel costs, the battery needs replacing*
THAT WILL BE £5,000 FOR A REPLACEMENT BATTERY BRO, £10,000 IF IT'S A TESLA
Cannot BEEEEELIEVE people for the electric car scam. The resale value on them is non-existent too. Dealerships don't want them, nobody wants them.
A lot of people aren’t 25k a year povvos like you
GIVE US AUDIO HIROOOOOOOOO
funny things are happening on bluesky
It is documented that there were black skinned African Roman auxiliaries amongst the first Roman soldiers to occupy and conquer Britain
Blacks have been here for 2000 years Rorke, longer than your cringe tradLARP church existed
bro got scammed lmao
They listened to green energy mongs that told them to spend £70,000 on a worthless car
here we are then…friday night…
was wanking to a pornoid there of a slag sucking two fellas off and at several times their willers touched
do you reckon that counts as gay contact?
Worst thing about UK redditors is their insistence on constantly quoting Hot Fuzz
They’ve been doing it for fucking years, you’d think it’s the only film they’ve seen. Absolute dorks.
corr yes mate. best time of the week. got a nice night out with the missus planned me. and you?
Britain and Australia are reddit.
Sick to bastard death of all the woke nonsense (unironically)
here we are then…friday night…
*spreads arse for all and everyone*
Africa was Tunisia to the Romans, it was only later that name was applied to the full continent
Hence Scipio “Africanus”, meaning the conqueror of Africa
mad how much it benefits to be friends with the HR lass at toil
i get all the gossip from here even though shes not meant to say anything
you'd be fucked if you got on the wrong side of her
A lot of people aren't green energy retards like you.
I'M SAVING THE PLANET!!!
watches as his favourite Marvel actor flies across the country in a private jet so he can eat at a restaurant he likes
I'd kill myself if I was you.
You don't have to, I just recommend it.
who the fuck's passing out after 4 cans? your nan?
snoozed earlier for a nap (wasn't even tired) 4 hours of sunlight gone and sleep schedule irrevocably shitted
*has a dip*
I'll be here all night
Smelly childhood bedroom
Anime and video games
Shitposting with the schizos
A full life
it's friday, friday, time to get down on friday
unironically
woke terminology
the woke have defeated you and you don't even know it
No luck banning those redditors, then?
Save the earth
going to the gym have some tea play black ops 6 and finish the rest of my asahi
lol
Even are Marina's sick of it.
theguardian.com
i didn't think through the whole post ok
pretend i said 12
unless you've got bloody stool i can penetrate away without any worry
Oh lighten up you cunt
Get the wokeness ended
Electric cars make sense in the context of it is a small second car with a small and relatively cheap battery that you potter to work and back in and maybe nip to the shops to before charging its small battery at home, where it parks next to your 3.0-litre diesel 5 Series for the proper drives
In any other context it is a costly compromise
I would own an EV for that first purpose but it does not describe my living situation
*becomes gay*
alri
World actually did end in 2012, spiritually. The Mayans were right all along.
Think on it.
cornetto
cornetto
Cop29: $250bn climate finance offer from rich world an insult, critics say
Draft text under fire as poor nations wanted more of the money to come directly from developed countries
Poor nations wanted much more of the headline finance to come directly from rich countries, preferably in the form of grants rather than loans.
Civil society groups criticised the offer, variously describing it as “a joke”, “an embarrassment”, “an insult”, and the global north “playing poker with people’s lives”.
it's not enough
cornetto
The mayans never even thought the world was going to end just that it would be the beginning of a new era
Funny how these Mayans could supposedly predict the end of the world centuries in advance but couldn’t foresee the Spanish coming over to conquer them
got my weenie out
JUST ONE!
youtube.com
It's coming up to Friday and we still have not seen any sign of Diego - what's going on
Maybe they did but what can you do if they're just stronger than you? Try to quickly breed more men to fight?
pornetto
Mad how I don't care about climate change.
Simply not bothered, it's not my problem. I don't live anywhere near places that flood, the river would have to be pretty fucking high for it to reach my house. In that scenario my entire town and probably the surrounding towns would be several feet underwater.
Not *claps* my *claps* problemo
just scratched my bollocks and sniffed my hand
What the fuck is he doing
Why's he done that fkr
Love it on Deal or No Deal when they knock the 100k box out on the first go.
madone
oh my dayyyyssss I had a banger of a post to end the tranny once and for all
fucking gimp
he's done us
The FUCK janold?
based janny giving the runt cages a big rattle
Reckon he needs to get fired for that one
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