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pepperami edish

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where is the baddiedem poster?

got some brattwurst in the fridge lads
corr phwoarr get that nazi shit in me cunt *licks chops*

Might try some cider tonight, can some cider drinkers recommend me some good shit

Where’s the pub positivist lads
Waheeeeey(deep breath)heeeeey

D O N E D O N

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somersby is nice, doesn't even taste like booze at all

mental that you used to be able to get in to oxford for PPE with 3 Bs and a D

Obese slag
Only jewish women have those massive hanging chebs without being fat

I love how little effort they put into getting a good photo
why bother eh

errrrrrrr

Henry Weston's Vintage. Nice, medium dry taste and 8.2%. Few bottles of that and you're on your way.

Henry weston is definitely the best cider out there

jimeny crickets

:/

Never understood the "living in london" meme

but you earn 2 or 3 times as much!

But then you're paying 2 or 3 times as much to live there you fucking daft cunts so what is the point?

Got mates who moved to London and are on double my salary but they're sharing some minging flat because they can't afford a mortgage.

Being a rentoid in your 30s... YIKES... YIPPERS... BIG OOFIES... WOWZERS

Could not be me. I think I can live without having a Pret within walking distance, cheers

Max out your time on this earth with everything you could possibly want on your doorstep
Simple. As.

Earn 2 to 3 times as much but the rent is 10x more, it isn't a good deal

Belgiumwog is clearly a brown incel with some name like Rasheed or Sanjay who's perpetually seething because he wasn't born as an ordinary Timmy

Forget Katy, even his own curry women don't want him - Pajeetas all go crazy for BWC blonde Timmies LOL!

Yeah but then there's smelly Indians all around you.

feel great

know I'll feel shit for days if I booze

overwhelming urge to drink until I blackout

why is this every friday

Sneeeeeeeed! Wankers

gherkin within walking distance for katy

the entire financial industry is in london

got a load of coins that i don't know what to do with
there's probably like £50 of shrapnel that i'm never gonna use reckon i could just throw it in the bin?

just sent an email to the ceo's personal assistant showing off the huge positive feedback I'd received from a client whose case the ceo wanted to be kept close to, after the client had been raising complaints straight to the ceo that the ceo was responding to personally

Playing the office politics game, I may not have won any awards at the department ceremony last month, but now I'm reaching far above the department

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let jews and their golems live there then

Easily avoidable while you go on your 5th date with the pengest 10/10 girls in the UK at the Ritz

Start collecting coins

jeezy own half of atlanta

banks have a machine you just tip it in and it goes into your account

oh my dayyyyys Timmy haha

*assistant takes the credit*
*blocks your email*

Timmy's schedule

Friday: Katy

Saturday: Pangpang

Sunday: Pajeeta

Spaki's schedule

Friday: left hand

Saturday: right hand

Sunday: arsewank

LOL!

hahahah

Ladbaby wife feet

/cronem/i;op:no
/cronems/i;op:no
/timmy/i;op:no
/timmies/i;op:no
/timmy's/i;op:no

is this really how it is?

really struggling with the thought of losing dogberg

rorkestein

Are you ready to go to the BHS (Blackrock Health Service) to cure the affects from your Blackrock Vaccine?

get him tracker chipped then

got six apples that i don't know what to do with

It's sad but you'll eventually adjust

Yeah if you know you know
All the fit girls from around the UK gravitate and amass in London, sometimes outnumbering men

how come they never have to say HOW any of the things they do will deliver growth? they just say we'll scrap winter fuel payment, increase taxes and work with the jews to deliver growth and never have to explain themselves

Get them peeled
Get them in the mouth
Get them digested

It's fucking shite mate and will be for a few weeks after he's gone. Best you can do is enjoy what time you have left with him and make sure he's not suffering. If he starts to suffer then you have to let him go.

good one Timmy LMAO

mumberg is absolutely insane if she thinks i'm going to care for her in a few years time when she needs it after making me suffer in the cold all day like this

ya dun kno the ting brev

Brits say they wanna move to Texas and Florida

Of all places why?

erm i didn't say that in my OP post

might make a crumble

how did you infer that from a pepperami mate

yeah he made it really obvious in the last thread when he was trying to laugh about immigrant kids having Western names

that's something specific that only an immigrant would say, they get triggered by other immigrants who are more Westernised than them, crabs in the bucket mentality because they've got an inferiority complex about being nonwhite

ENEMY AC130 ABOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the cronem watching dem nukes drop

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Belgium flag be the most Timmy brown boy ever LMAOOOOOO IM HOWLING

Nailed it

Texas is one i hear a lot for some reason, i suspect Florida is simply because Disneyland

New STALKER is good thankfully
Some performance issues but the core game is fun - will get even better with updates and mods

SOS GET ME OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE
IT'S LIKE EASTERN EUROPE BUT WITH BROWN PEOPLE
SOS I AM THE LAST WHITE MAN HERE SOS

?? blud put strawberries in the cro LOOOOL wtf dis zesty ahh battyman doin he herd bout 'flavours' thought it sum fruity shit ahahahaha

omdz
cronem in shambles

Considering cinematoil tomorrow. I would watch the new Paddington but I've heard it's not as kino as Paddington 2 and I don't want to be the guy on the front row on his own at a kid's movie

good call, must more privacy in the back rows

front row all the way for me. I need the leg room and the screens are far enough back that I don't have to twist my neck to see the screen

I don't want to be the guy on the front row on his own at a kid's movie

Excellent opportunity to offer kids some sweeties though

A British woman, another Australian teenager, an American and two Danes have also died in recent days following a spate of suspected poisonings in the popular backpacker destination of Vang Vieng, according to authorities.

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why do you need leg room at a kid's film? pointing your toes, is it?

checking in

i don't fit between the seats on other rows. Long legs

The new thing is for Brits to complain about how bad the UK is. It's always these same lines

Let's move to Texas and buy a giant ass house

Let's move to Florida so we can only no income taxes

When you move to Florida you pay 14 percent of your income to taxes if you include property and federal taxes. When you move to Texas you pay 16

Nice fox. Big snouts are peng.

Do you think the internet will be better when starmer range bans all the teens

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theyre really not

why are you generating images of shirtless muscular men?

this looks really funny, I think I'd kind of like her even(in a platonic way)

this isn't even about teens, it's about forcing every adult to use ID to access the internet

spaki can't find a girl of any race to have sex with him so this is his last resort
LOL

Would let her sniff my ass

if this legislation passes it's actually over
the internet will be completely walled off and censored, you'll be going to prison for questioning anything

Slowly turning us into north korea

by rorke's reckoning we've all supposed to have been in prison for ..errr.. about 15 years now

Ever hear the one about the gay postman? His package came in the male

Don't hear much about the ol' vid' vaccine nowdays

his package? so he received it from another postman?

noo you're supposed to wait until you're in prison or dead then i'll believe you!

ermm .. nah..

oh my days Timmy you going CRAZY

Bodied that incellious spack

rorkening

Probably because everyone who took it has had a heart attack by now, they're still doing it btw, the pensioners still get covid vaccines

who art thou quoting ?
samefag

his package in this joke is his nob innit lad?

all the good goys took the shot and that’s what THEY wanted, don’t question it chud

what's the plans tonight then lads?

two more weeks bro

work

whose knob? the other postman? do they both have packages and they're cumming in each other?

maybe gym idk. Nothing else to do

poo screaming/steaming

Beer and STALKER

wine, crisps, gaming and telly

got some post delivered to me today

it was addressed to mr. dilkington

gfberg had on im a celeb last night
didn't enjoy it

ever hear the one about the gay postman?

peak yank patter

spaki creepin' around in the club for hours trying to approach white girls and getting rejected every time whilst everyone watches

timmy walking in da club and snogging the same katy who rejected spaki just a minute ago

nun he cud do LOL!

just go with the flow

yes, but why would you order a penis in the mail? i don't understand

mental how clever you are

What do you call a Norwich resident with 5 fingers on each hand? A freak

tis a burden sometimes

wow

genetics on diss specimen genuinely mind boggling

that must be like a 1/140 million nose

recon i've been here longer than any of you
class of 2013

I want dick

maybe it'll get adults to stop using social media too, that would be grouse

mousey brushing his tooth and putting his diadora velcros on ready to hit the town. you sitting in your smeggy bedroom all night

me poo is sopping wet and all sorts
sick of it

I used Anon Babble in 2006/7 but was mainly Anon Babble

wonder what this guy's sister would think if she saw him making this shit up about her

think I have testicular torsion
just randomly felt pain when I was sitting and it's still there 3 days later

Good morning team. Not long got up. Thinking a trip to the gym is in order.

another 45 minutes of faffing about on any machine that's available and not doing an actual workout is it?

not even close mate, 2013 is basically last month by my reckoning

Her handle means 'I am a happy dolphin' lol

That's the idea yeah plus some Romanian deadlifts.

can only imagine the looks of horror you get in the gym

cannot imagine you doing RDLs

expecting a call at 1500
uuuhhhhhhh hello?????

Most people make small talk with me but nobody really stares.

I do them with dumbbells.

are you a lesbian?

I do them with dumbbells.

what weight?

Haiyaaah! *kicks door*

Shao Lin Kung Fu Pose

HaYu! NiHow! ManeMo iZsu Zangu! Eye Raiky raike IngGourish GaRous! yOU Mass Gay Bumi IngGourish GaRous nOW!

No, I am bisexual.

Two 10 kg dumbbells last time.

diadora

memory unlocked
these were one of my only pairs of non-school creps i had, my mum bought them
i wore these autism shoes from like year 9 until uni LOL
i remember the lads in year above me on the bus would take the piss out of them

What kind of guys do you like? Do you have a type? (excluding Seaside Mark).

They made a comeback when everyone started wearing casual clobber again

that feel when my yearly bonus is getting taxed to SHIT

gonna listen to nick drake's pink moon for the first time

need to clean the oven tomorrow
woe is me

i have autism spectrum disease

thats a myth

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWWWWW
*boom*
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWWWWW
*boom*
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWWWWW
*boom*
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWWWWW
*boom*

Ok

just sorted out me rental skis, boots, and helmets for Val D'Isere in Jan. managed to get them all for just under €90 which is fucking great.

hopefully he schumachers it

i have a pooey arse

anyone struggling with alcohol use disorder?

but you earn 2 or 3 times as much!

But then you're paying 2 or 3 times as much to live

Yeah so you're on equal footing with everyone else in the country except there's actually stuff to do other than going to the pub and eating lard

used to

selling a lot of my stuff on the 'bay and it's going somewhat faster than i had anticipated so am wondering if i priced it too fairly

not a disorder if its fun ini

Literally another day has been wasted. I have done literally nothing today.

pub and eating lard

sounds pengers

I came to Anon Babble in 2011 desu

This is my mate Rorke
He likes politics
I'll get the drinks in

Black thuganomics

having an eldritch kakfaesque lovecraftian biblically accurate moment

going to Les Deux Alpes in January with me mates
my first time skiing x

won 42 quid on the horses

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EW show us your tits

those nips and areolas are so fucking grim

see

Baffling colour

Sir Black Cock

ohh this is lush, and I mean lush

Watching reality TV of 15-25 years ago and it's full of ugly men with beautiful wives

vgh take me BACK
Tinder has RUINED this reality

mediocre men DESERVE pretty girls

coinstar

hard disagree
willard twitched

hello nigga

i genuinely thought schumacher was dead lol

cop on

also my first time. should be a laugh

go on
buy a four pack of tinnies
do a drunk dance in your room alone
pass out on the sofa
WHY NOT

HOW DARE YOU

YOU MADE GRETA CRY

used to do 2 pints + 10 tinnies a night
more on weekends
kekkerino

Looks elegant imo. Small noses look low born

Do you get steaming on 4 beers?

fossil fuel

This terminology is wrong and it is propaganda made up by the globalists and the military industrial complex. Jay Dyer talked about this.

i'd say 6 tins gets me steaming, 5%

looks anything but elegant
but you do you mate, big nose girls need love too x

also rate the ethiopian scran

In Sweden this is a way to meet young women.
In Britain this is a way to kill old people.

lucky you

I rent so I have no say in the matter

(its because im 5'6 lol)

That triggers my trypophobia

How do these retards think electricity is generated?

*pops catyank in the bin*

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I had this dream last night whwere I was in this former diner that they were turning into a theater and arcade and the place was haunted by the ghost of an old Swedish naval officer from the 1700s and he had this weird twitch that would make him spaz out sometimes.

r/casualuk
lord of the rings marathon
few ipas
thats friday night sorted

aha wee fella on the tinnies
(rubs your head)

I want a Kiwi dominatrix to murder me

reddit outside of r/redscarepod is sooo boring

100 millionaires + £158m jackpot in euromillions

corrr worth a lucky dip that lads

How long have you been posting on /brit/?

Since 2013, me

So far this month I have made £800 profit just by holding crypto
That is to say, I opened a crypto exchange account, bought £700 worth of crypto at the start of November, and it's now worth £1500
Wonder how all the freaks calling it a scam or bubble feel about that

Not true you can demand your landlord put in a heat pump.

I don't like them because they pronounce the letter 'e' or the letter 'i' wrong, forgot which one but they all pronounce it wrong

got an altcoin portfolio and its done absolutely fuck all but go down since April
better get a move on soon

Might just play Gran Turismo instead of doing any work

My first ever reply to my first ever post on /brit/ was Diego telling me to blog on (about five years ago). Been on the chon a lot longer than that though

off to r/Greenandpleasant

hehehehee *stabs you*

scramgin

Unless it saves him dos I can guarantee he will never ever entertain the thought of it

I feel like chicken tonight

which coins?

*chops your head off*

so are you going to sell it or wait for it to crash first? when it crashes you do know you will have to wait a long time before it pumps again right

watching harry hill's tv burp and pissing myself
why is the best shite 20 years old ffs

You all talk about your lives being grim but try being married to a woman you fucking despise and having a kid with her.

Love my son, hate my wife. It wasn't always like this but after my son was born she just became a cunt. CONSTANTLY nagging at me, spending money on useless shit without consulting me (I bring in 90% of the money, she just has a part time thing to keep herself busy)

She rots her brain away on Reddit and Instagram all day and then has the audacity to say she couldn't clean the dishes because she "had her hands full". The best part is we have a fucking dishwasher, she cant even be arsed to turn it on and empty it afterwards. I would have ditched this cunt years ago if I didn't have my son. I can't afford to live on my own and look after them both at the same time.

That is what a grim life is lads.

The G-Man in Half Life is named after the Masonic G symbol and he is controlling the people like pawns on a chessboard.

It will in 10 years time, the upfront cost is only about £13,000.

alri ian

Got a new laptop and lost all my brads

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2014

sending emails like an absolute MAD man

XRP and XLM

what kind of woman uses reddit

Shows the futility of life, this does

We're still going up, $100k BTC is the new floor

fat and smelly with tattoos and pink hair

fat smelly blue haired ones

what made you decide to invest in these?

the one showing off her holes

these do not sound like wife material

pink hair
blue hair
errr which one

fat and smelly girl at toil with green hair, defo a reddit user

there's an upfront cost

Straight in the bin then

Fight for black rights ya fucking incel chuddddd

Got a do tonight and planning to keep it civil and calm on the beers but know I will end up having 10 and 4 whisky’s and being sick and making an arse of myself

looooool this is your mind on ath
the moment there is a drop of bad news it will CASCADE a massive sell off

MILLIONS OF YEARS OF CIVILISATION AND THIS IS WHAT WE RESORT TO

MAN PLANS NATURE LAUGHS

might as well get the bag in the now

If ye dinnae like refugees, yer a wee bawbag

If you know, you know

that isnt very helpful

feeling masonic, satanic and possibly even demonic energies-pilled

If it wisnae fur yer refugees
Wherewud you be?
You'd be in the hospital
Or in firmary

My first gf was a goth slag with green hair

Aye well, black refugees built britain

GET AN ELECTRIC CAR BRO, YOU'LL SAVE A FORTUNE ON FUEL COSTS, IT'S A NO BRAINER

*car costs 10 grand more than a petrol car*

TRUST ME BRO, YOU'LL SAVE THAT IN NO TIME

*by the time you've saved 5 grand in fuel costs, the battery needs replacing*

THAT WILL BE £5,000 FOR A REPLACEMENT BATTERY BRO, £10,000 IF IT'S A TESLA

Cannot BEEEEELIEVE people for the electric car scam. The resale value on them is non-existent too. Dealerships don't want them, nobody wants them.

A lot of people aren’t 25k a year povvos like you

GIVE US AUDIO HIROOOOOOOOO

funny things are happening on bluesky

It is documented that there were black skinned African Roman auxiliaries amongst the first Roman soldiers to occupy and conquer Britain
Blacks have been here for 2000 years Rorke, longer than your cringe tradLARP church existed

bro got scammed lmao

They listened to green energy mongs that told them to spend £70,000 on a worthless car

here we are then…friday night…

was wanking to a pornoid there of a slag sucking two fellas off and at several times their willers touched
do you reckon that counts as gay contact?

Worst thing about UK redditors is their insistence on constantly quoting Hot Fuzz

They’ve been doing it for fucking years, you’d think it’s the only film they’ve seen. Absolute dorks.

corr yes mate. best time of the week. got a nice night out with the missus planned me. and you?

Britain and Australia are reddit.

Sick to bastard death of all the woke nonsense (unironically)

here we are then…friday night…
*spreads arse for all and everyone*

Africa was Tunisia to the Romans, it was only later that name was applied to the full continent
Hence Scipio “Africanus”, meaning the conqueror of Africa

mad how much it benefits to be friends with the HR lass at toil
i get all the gossip from here even though shes not meant to say anything
you'd be fucked if you got on the wrong side of her

A lot of people aren't green energy retards like you.

I'M SAVING THE PLANET!!!

watches as his favourite Marvel actor flies across the country in a private jet so he can eat at a restaurant he likes

I'd kill myself if I was you.

You don't have to, I just recommend it.

who the fuck's passing out after 4 cans? your nan?

snoozed earlier for a nap (wasn't even tired) 4 hours of sunlight gone and sleep schedule irrevocably shitted

*has a dip*

I'll be here all night
Smelly childhood bedroom
Anime and video games
Shitposting with the schizos
A full life

it's friday, friday, time to get down on friday

unironically

woke terminology
the woke have defeated you and you don't even know it

No luck banning those redditors, then?

Save the earth

going to the gym have some tea play black ops 6 and finish the rest of my asahi
lol

i didn't think through the whole post ok

pretend i said 12

unless you've got bloody stool i can penetrate away without any worry

Oh lighten up you cunt

Get the wokeness ended

Electric cars make sense in the context of it is a small second car with a small and relatively cheap battery that you potter to work and back in and maybe nip to the shops to before charging its small battery at home, where it parks next to your 3.0-litre diesel 5 Series for the proper drives
In any other context it is a costly compromise
I would own an EV for that first purpose but it does not describe my living situation

*becomes gay*
alri

World actually did end in 2012, spiritually. The Mayans were right all along.
Think on it.

cornetto

cornetto

Cop29: $250bn climate finance offer from rich world an insult, critics say

Draft text under fire as poor nations wanted more of the money to come directly from developed countries

Poor nations wanted much more of the headline finance to come directly from rich countries, preferably in the form of grants rather than loans.

Civil society groups criticised the offer, variously describing it as “a joke”, “an embarrassment”, “an insult”, and the global north “playing poker with people’s lives”.

it's not enough

cornetto

The mayans never even thought the world was going to end just that it would be the beginning of a new era

Funny how these Mayans could supposedly predict the end of the world centuries in advance but couldn’t foresee the Spanish coming over to conquer them

got my weenie out

It's coming up to Friday and we still have not seen any sign of Diego - what's going on

Maybe they did but what can you do if they're just stronger than you? Try to quickly breed more men to fight?

pornetto

Mad how I don't care about climate change.

Simply not bothered, it's not my problem. I don't live anywhere near places that flood, the river would have to be pretty fucking high for it to reach my house. In that scenario my entire town and probably the surrounding towns would be several feet underwater.

Not *claps* my *claps* problemo

just scratched my bollocks and sniffed my hand

What the fuck is he doing

Why's he done that fkr

Love it on Deal or No Deal when they knock the 100k box out on the first go.

madone

oh my dayyyyssss I had a banger of a post to end the tranny once and for all

fucking gimp

he's done us

The FUCK janold?

based janny giving the runt cages a big rattle

Reckon he needs to get fired for that one

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