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Truecel edition
Was caught being a fakecel :

First for Maltabro and his weight loss.
Lad's going to hit 75 kgs before he notices.

Good morning /med/.

Hello frens. Fondue this evening.

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Good morning /med/, missing some spinnin' swastikas early in the morning!

Dreamed I was in the driver seat of a car and I couldn't stop the car so I was going very fast in dangerous situations.
Pic semi-related, me except I'm Brune.

Interesting symbolism that well reflects your current situation.
You feel like your fate is out of your hands and that you lack control over the recents events at the company.
Each steep turn could mean doom. But it's only anxiety talking, and once you get a better look at what's coming, you'll get control back of your big SUV.

It was one of my fear when I was leaning to drive.
Not going full speed, just being unable to control car in general.
And the sales bitch is back at it, wish I could do a flying kick in her teeth fr

It's a legitimate fear when learning. I remember fearing to stall on roundabouts so I just used to speed when entering them, take priority anyway and pray the other car would stop and the monitor would scream at me for not stopping and taking them on 3rd gear kek.
Happened twice and we had to take a break for him to smoke a cig.

we had to take a break for him to smoke a cig.

'em

No training today, I went to the gym and my shoulder was hurting a lot with just 100 kg on the bench so I stopped.

A warrior must rest once in a while.

Whew lads. It snowed while I was asleep so I wook up to everything being white outside. Niggas are literally slowing down in their cars so that they don't get splashed, BUT there was one mf who splashed me and guess what, he drives a fucking bmw. Man, do I hate them, you just can't stop noticing the correlation between driving a bmw and being a small dicked prick. Also had some fakecel happenings. Oh and I spent 2 hours and 15 mins in the gym (bossman on suicide watch).
1x8+1x5+1x10 narrow grip lat pulldown
3x20 back extensions
1x10+1x8+1x16 barbell row
3x8 wide grip lat pulldown
2x8+1x12 cable low row
3x8 assisted pullups
1x12+2x10+1x20 EZ bar curls
3x9 cable hammer curls
3x15 EZ bar reverse curls
10 mins stair climber, 10 mins stationary bike, 5 mins elliptical trainer (250 kcal btfo'd)

And also wanted to mention that my water intake in the gym was around 3 litres and 2 decilitres. My balls are feeling HEAVY (pee is stored there)

I wook up

Oh no no.... Hungarian poster doxxed to be Dutch

Added 32 ancestors to the tree, have to verify the data doe. A later time, feeling lazy.

guess what, he drives a fucking bmw.

This is fucking universal, bonus points if it's an old model. It's sad because BMWs are usually very nice.

This is fucking universal, bonus points if it's an old model.

Here it's usually mfs driving new models with the price of which you could literally buy a flat.

Fun fact: he wrote that quote during his three-month stay in Malta.
Let's not rush things.

Good day med it's the weekend

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Nice.

It snowed outside, car battery is at 10% because it didn't charge last night and I got a notification saying the parking help is dysfunctionning (but I might suspect it's because of the snow so nothing to worry)

It is supposed to get colder here. Not as cold as Europe of course, but colder.

They say weekend will be around 15°C so much much warmer

it's anon thinks of what could have been if he fought the autism earlier

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Fight it? I let it mold me, embraced the tism.

It is currently windy too. The weather is supposed to be around 18 Celsius as the highest temperature with 11 being the lowest this weekend.
I never had a chance.

I left my car at the workshop to get the rear tyres changed since one of them was losing air. I forgot how expensive is car maintenance.

For the rest, remember the girl of the gym I used to go in my home city who looked like Emma Watson?, I saw her in front of her flat's entrance with a groceries cart, wearing a job uniform of town hall maintenance and crying non-stop while holding her phone. I had to check twice that it was her. She also dyed her hair with some blue and green, apart from white.

We did, but it required so much effort and result was not guaranteed.
Something I already talked, reserve army during a few years of my studies could have been nice with hindsight, because it doesn't take you much time like McDick, and could force me to socialize.
But I thought about it back then and it felt scary as fuck, did not want to being bullied again like before university. Even more true as the army can have quite the number of jocks
Yet my brain tells me "VGH, what if"

Need to focus on what I can do NOW
better be a late bloomer than staying where you're at

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Greekbro is unironically right. I just wish I had understood how to live with autism much earlier.

She needs the presence of a strong man in her life who will assure her that everything will be alright.

Did you eavesdrop to know what it was about and provide support to get some crazy pussy?

Had I not been a coward, I would've likely joined the army straight out of secondary school, or perhaps the police. It still claws at me from within, but it is what it is. Not the only thing that does the clawing either.

You can still do it. Yes I know you don't want me to say that but you could.
It would be hard after years of isolation of course but it would be better than staying in the garage

I also wanted to woolk but weather was shit, grey with lots of wind.

She needs the presence of a strong man in her life who will assure her that everything will be alright.

I don't know if she has one, this girl has always been a total mystery for me like the rest of people I came across every day at that comfy but soulless gym.
I was talking in the phone in that moment and I have a gf, so that wouldn't the best idea. If I was single I think I wouldn't have done nothing either because I'm a total autist in those situations. Those hair colours must indicate some mental instability though.

I am still a coward and probably too old anyway.

If the world keeps going along its current path, perhaps he will join the army - regardless of whether he wants to or not.

Thinking maltabro wouldn't just wipe Malta (except Kemmuna) off of the map if that happened

WW3 isn't in the horizon.
Russia can't even take Ukraine and if China invaded Taiwan, European countries don't have any obligations towards it.

The final nail in the coffin: remember my infamous sister who went to London?, it turns out she's dating a pajeet. Yes, an ugly and gay looking pajeet who pays for her whims and who is apparently very nice and sensitive, who also hadn't had any gf before.

It's over, the card redeemer era has begun, the SAAAR century has just started, the bharatian superpower is skyrocketing.

Anyways, I'm not lying if I feel worse for him than for my sister knowing how she is.

Based SAAR buckbreaking fascist scums by redeeming a white gf.

You also said there wouldn't be a famine in the UK, but they didn't have any Reese's Pieces in the supermarket last night. Your posts are a cloth woven from a ball of lies.
You should never have let her go to London. You should have warned her.

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Can I give you an irrelevant fact from Gladiator II?

Truth is never irrelevant. Please, enlighten me.

End of the year cagie invitation is at the bowling, I don't like it desu

They somehow put an Indian Male - English Female couple in the movie.

>They somehow put an Indian Male - English Female couple in the movie.

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You should never have let her go to London. You should have warned her.

If she had stayed here at home, she would have kept mentally and economically abusing my mum. Knowing that, her presence in London despite the risks is the best that could happen in the short term.

Vatniks BTFO

I'd die within seconds.
RIP

I don't know about the army, but I am still within the age range for the police if I am not mistaken.

join the police

works overtime to arrest the graffiti making goth gfs

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handcuff them

all blood is redirected downstairs

I am not suited for any of those paths, or anything similar, anyway.

cat falls asleep in my arms

try to take a picture of her using one hand while holding her with the other

accidentally drop phone on her

Did this happen in your country

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No, it does not.
I rarely use the camera.

Be me

Stare at my 50 lines code

Something is not going on

30 minutes later

I keep staring at my code

Does this happen in Greece?

I don't know how to write code but sometimes I open the fridge, forget why I did it and keep staring at it absentmindedly.

Poor kitty

So i can deduce that it happens too

It's over

What are you writing, and in what language?

I've been trying to improve my knowledge of Go recently, I think it's a cool language

Java, i'm just a student so it's really difficult to me even tho it's a simple code

What are you trying to program? I'm sure I can help you.

An advent calendar

And where are you stuck?

I have to program a method that eats (sets it to 0) one number in ascendent order from 1 to 25, there's a previous method that fills a 2 elements array with random numbers until 25 but i already got that

For that you'll need two nested loops, one loop controlling the ascending number, from 1 to 25, and inside that loop another loop that checks the array to find the corresponding place and set it to 0.
The array with two elements I suppose it's an array of Pairs<int,int>.

This is what i've got

public void eat() {
int smaller = Integer.MAX_VALUE;
int eat = 0;
int fila = 0;
int columna = 0;

for (int i = 0; i < lista.length; i++) {
for (int e = 0; e < lista[i].length; e++) {
if (lista[i][e] < smaller) {
smaller = lista[i][e];
fila = i;
columna = e;
}
}
}
lista[fila][columna] = eat;
}

But there's a problem with the if condition

This one will always get the first value you find and eat down.
Instead you can start with "smaller" as 0, and have a check if (lista[i][e] == smaller + 1) so you eat the next one every time.

Also you can do lista[i][e] = eat inside the if.

Ok thanks, gonna try to implement it

Wat happen?

España está viviendo una época dorada. Los NEET de aquí tratarán de echar mierda sobre ello, pero España ha superado la crisis económica mejor que la mayoría de los países europeos debido a la aplicación de controles de precios rápidos para los precios de la energía y el mantenimiento de la inflación baja. España es el país con la mayor esperanza de vida de Europa, España tiene una de las mayores tasas de inversión pública. Como 1/5 de Madrid, todo su Distrito Norte está siendo reconstruido en un megaproyecto masivo, la red española de trenes de alta velocidad ha eclipsado la de todos los demás países del planeta, salvo China. La cultura popular española se ha convertido en un fenómeno global, gracias al streaming y al público latinoamericano como trampolín. Las series y películas españolas ganan regularmente premios internacionales y los jóvenes internautas latinoamericanos se están «europeizando» poco a poco, empezando incluso a adoptar el argot español debido al éxito masivo de los streamers españoles de Twitch, que son los mayores streamers de todo el mundo.

When Orban gave out Hungarian passports for free to foreign citizens with Hungarian ancestry people like you clapped and cheered. Now Spain is doing identical and you are unhappy about it. Interesting.

people like you clapped and cheered

You mean boomers clapped and cheered

Spanish nationalists and ultra-nationalists all support migration from Latin American countries. The biggest Spanish right-wing party that is post-fascist and christian nationalist is openly hispanicist. In fact some of its board members are Latinos themselves.