/brit/

Rorke lost

2 mil views in 3 hours

Remind me how bug people arent subhuman?

always used to nickname the creepers in minecraft "ahmed" because well you know

mum kicked me out when i was 19

lost her job when i was 24 and moved in with me

she caused a lot of drama with my gf and neighbors

rentberg said either she needed to leave or we both did

she expected me to leave with her

when i told her i was staying and she needed to leave, she disowned me

havent talked to her in like 5 years now lol

racism

Might stick a newborn puppy up me arse

you guys are cool. dont come to /brit/ tomorrow

I'll come wherever I like

watching frasier and running the model trains

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Hope a train launches off of the track and into the television screen, destroying it spectacularly

least autistic brit poster

That's RAPE

Coffee down the hatch
Weights about to clink
Then toil to be done
Then pub in the evening

there's a point where this stuff stops being funny and becomes obnoxious and this is well past it

then after you finish you can stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster (dont break they are my sons) we can do this until 4 am or until we get tired. also I have lots of imitation crab meat in my freezer that i need to get rid of so you can have a bunch when you leave. its all perfectly good we just got too much!!!

i remember that jpg

why is deegs such a miserable little toad?

that was me ;)

not very nice x

been thinking about zippocat lately

bumble gf replied and sounds like she was just busy. she swerved my hint at meeting this weekend as well
I also have another new bumble gf now

Last funny Minecraft meme was Yogscast Diggy Diggy Hole 14 years ago

The Copy-paste life

i think he's just stopped caring and is simply a troll at this point

x
?

based x

what you doing then

I simply cannot be arsed with any of it

black ice all over the pavement underneath my flat. can see lots of hilarious falls happening today

do you lads reckon than if moles were kept in a brighter environment from birth that their eyesight would be better
cos i might keep moles and put them in a lighter room and then when they are stronger, release them back into the wild
cos then they'd have an advantage over the other moles and would prosper

black guys all over the pavement underneath my flat. can see lots of hilarious muggings happening today

this little piggy hates niggers

do something about it in case an old person falls over

the moles where i live are doing fine i have no concerns for their mental or physical health

Deegsy fancy a pint in the Washington at bottom of Belsize Park later?

Feeling niggardly

I have I've aimed my blink camera in case I miss it

But seriously can we start deporting all these fucking foreigners soon

lad you are an absolute legend for this unfortunately with the weather being what it is i am gona break the habit of a lifetime and stay in tonight
i'll msg you tho if i end up hosting the usual haha
(still got so much left from the other weekend)

you're a naughty boy

this little piggy hates p*les

but do you not think they would be better off with improved eyesight which may or may not be made possible by raising them in a brighter environment?

Kpop numbers are massively inflated because the fans stream videos hundreds of times to get the view count up.

The sniggering little nigger

lol this is me

kpop
it's my life
and it's my wife, haha

If he actually did grit it he might be liable for some chancer slipping on it. One of the reasons why the council has no legal responsibility to grit.

this little piggy hates rosbifs
this little piggy hein hein

no not really it's like me saying lets bring one in and stretch his cock so we have a massive cocked mole running about

absolutely mental how fit the girls are when you go to a posh uni city. fit but in that weird inbred tarq look kind of way. good genes are eveeerything

one chip challenge gone wrong (police called)

put simply not dying for ukraine and not dying for the starmerbot

item count update

proud rorke, proud timmy

Well toilsmen, it’s time to face Friday.

got called “they” in hogwarts legacy

but it's different cos i don't think the massive cocked mole would be at an advantage over the regular molecock-sized cocked moles ccos mole women have regular molefanny sized fannies. so he would be at a disadvantage if anything
but if a mole could see more cos of his improved eyesight he wouldn't be unable to mate with the normal molesighted mole women

same except in saints row 2

the morning read

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leave the molebergs alone

I'd rather poo in hell, than goon in heaven

wonder how much interracial sex is happening in the uk tonight

probably more per capita than the us x

just found out doing my research that moles do not exist in ireland. so i will introduce them to ireland and give the irish the joy of having moles.

In Hogwarts Legacy you are literally referred to with gender neutral pronouns, at one point even being referred to as a “gentleperson and a scholar”. I’ve put 40 hours into the game so far and it’s happened numerous times. I’m guessing it has nothing to do with having to redub lines of dialogue if you choose to be a female character.

moles are perfectly adapted to survive within their niche, they do not need to be messed with or “improved” you’ll end up killing them

Rorke being ironically offended that they did not use his preferred pronouns

Basically the weekend if you think about it x

imagine being an rish youth going around the countryside and seeing 0 molehills
missing out on formitative experiences taht

might have a quick wank before wfh toil

I’m guessing it has nothing to do with having to redub lines of dialogue

it probably does, some things are more due to laziness/budget constraints rather than some kind of evil tranny agenda

poo-encrusted female backsides

ktim

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just did this even tho I’ve been tryna cut down

reckon if i were arrested for drug possession i'd claim i was carrying a drug that i wasn't actually carrying to make it look like the cop who arrested me pilfered it and get him under investigation out of spite

You’re boring the life out of me

this little piggy hates mickeys

NUKE INDIA

for me, it's the humble shrew

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The problem is that there’s tons of alternate dialog in the game that changes based on the actions and decisions made by the player character. I captured a unicorn in my magic bag thingy and set it loose in my room of requirement (it’s a game mechanic where you can rescue magical animals from poachers) and one of the professors commented on it during an cutscene. Apparently it’s an uncommon feat. Plenty of dialogue changes based on stuff like that.

replacing Anon Babble with reading a book. Could be the move in 2025 team. What we saying?

or replace it with a gf?

just said this to toilberg and he paused to think deeply for several moments before looking up at me with his eyes wet

reading the literature in chronological order,
just not sure where to start....

This place is better than a book because most of the people here who make posts have realities in the outside world

Looking forward to smoking my pipe this evening with cherry flavoured tobacco and a roaring fire. Woke police are done for

gf would come I become a reader guy

killti

went on a date with a girl that's in an open relationship that lives with her bf
just fucking mad isn't it don't understand how any man could tolerate it, I was sending her pics of my willy last night while I presume she was tucked into bed with him
WEIRD

Absolutely love working from home on friday because I go in four days a week and then get to start my weekend early with a day of dossing and just doing the things I want to do at work and ignoring all the shit stuff

I permanently wfh but have an actual job and enjoyable career so I do my work

One of my mates confided in me that his wife wanted to open their marriage up and I told him he just had to say no, don't do it, under no circumstances
He killed himself a month later
I try not to think about it but I do ponder if my conversation with him had some input into this decision
Either way a very sorry tale

that is absolutely hideous. i would not cuddle that mole at all. it looks like those long dead freak babies with horrible deformities that are stored in jars in a museum

in 2 out of my last 3 first dates I have brought up rape unprompted
not quite sure what's wrong with me

unfathomably low iq post

i haven't kissed a non-family member in over 2 months

comfy catberg

You lot have the GRIMMEST stories

This is what I think about thinking about us lot. In a way we're avoiding a hell of a lot of issues like this. Can't get fucked by your wife (you can't leave her because of mutual friends) if you can't get the gf

I am the single greatest human to ever walk the face of this earth. make of that what you will

even if you're right it still makes more sense for them to pursue the option that both requires less work and doesn't risk upsetting the non-binary lunatics

how so

Ya seethe?

killing yourself over a bint

mental stuff could never be me

jeezy own half of atlanta

Agree. Compare it to this cute mole.

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t. book

looks like my willard

got any advice mate?

risk upsetting the non-binary lunatics

Aye, but that was going to happen anyway. They were doing a boycott of the game.

12 days straight i've worked me. Cannot wait for the lay in tomorrow morning

what do moles bring to the table? besides ruining lawns

toilstein got you by the bollocks

You can only realistically read for a max of 2 hours a day desu

what do you bring to the table?

nawrrrr you're thinking of gophers mate

mole than you can imagine

reckon I shagged too many girls and I can't pair bond anymore, no marriage for me it seems

yeah it was a stupid weekend with 15 hours overtime in the dead of night. Made about £600 overtime from it though so not bad. That'll sort Christmas shopping out

i've made lawns prettier instead of ruining them

Those things that chomp on trees and build dams?

for me it’s the humble mink

Youtuberg giving me targeted ads for hep c meds

Allright Rod Liddle

liking muscly women makes you a faggotron

Any language learning man in?

This post can get you arrested in the UK.

Just remembered that I used to go to my cousin's house once a week and the out of nowhere that just stopped and now I only see them on very rare occasions. Could easily go a couple of years without seeing them.
Bit weird that

no
every non ai book inherenty does that similarly may well be a bot posting here

it's really no contest

like the idea of a long term relationship but just heard way too many horror stories

Brother's wife who is a total bitch and ruining his life and making his life impossible suggested they go to marriage counselling and the counsellor basically said it was all her fault lol

might learn russian just in case

I knew I'd be able to bait you by saying books weren't real and you'd throw a strop and go well the bible is real

But why write the nonsense about AI?

any other language learning man in

watch her take zero responsibility or accountability

still 30 degrees at 8:30pm fucking stinking hot

Any hard piping black thugs in

i want a second opinion

kind of but not really, haven't done me anki for today

tucking in to a nice roast poo

What language

what's she been doing to him

conceptualizing an oven 'za

aye this is exactly what I'm talking about
how many men in relationships are trapped with some annoying boring woman they don't even like

*raises hand*

what on earth are you on about, schizo energy

why do you stay in it?
I drop women at the smallest slight and never look back

wtf i love labour now

you’re not supposed to marry the head case, you’re meant to take the good sex and then run far away

russian
should've led with your specific language instead of asking for "language learners" in general lad

5'7 is the ideal male height

*femboy height

2 benzos down the hatch
time to fire up some stalker 2

finally, all these friday nights at the gloryhole are paying off

*downs his in 2secs and slams down the glass*
STILL AT IT PRESCOTT, YOU QUEER?

scared?

of what

only subhumans and thirdies listen to it

stalker 2

The Ukraine will lose

why you taking benzos

yeah?
tummy feels a bit funny and don't have any alcohol or weed

why do I never ever see non white homeless people

so you're scared then

I'm not!!!!

got fatgirls repack torrenting now, only a quarter of the way there from 10am this morning. looks like farcry to me

just use gamepass me

oh im comfy and warm and lush and ready for the toilbreak. Weekend is coming 4 times quicker x

Oh its peng x

Pretty much
They got home from it and her first instinct was to try and get him to re-commit to her forever on the spot lol
I wish he could just walk away from her as she is a rancid person but he will get divorce raped to oblivion and they have three kids she will inevitably fuck up

might crawl through the bushes

fucking grim with kids involved

gho ldn

my cousin has a bf that's just a total fucking loser would make your average /brit/ poster look like a chad

I bought a 3 month subscription to game pass because I thought I could play bo6 with it but apparently you need game pass ultimate so I have to buy 2 game passes

*tames it*

nonsensical post

I want to go camping and have a comfy fire but I live in the shithole that is London

Kyiv Starmer Must Go

i like you guys :)

would still date my old year 10 crush even though she's a tatted up single mother now

nick land purchasing fortnite bux

fascinating

single

so why havent u dug into her yet

lol this is me (nick land)

This is Diego at his best
He's had his Weetabix today

My local youth council

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yeah easily the worst thing about it
If they weren't in the picture I am sure he would wave goodbye to half a million to walk away from her, if it impacted any money I'd get from mum and dad I'd shell out to get him out of it

can't think of a way to manufacture an encounter without it being obvious that i've stalked her on social media

Didn’t know you had years in australia

rather be on the dole than on linked in

extremely low quality, trolling outside of Anon Babble, and advertising and begging is his best?

They have hours and minutes there too

stop sucking his dick idiot`

It's not a big deal is it

screaning

NIGGER

dont get it

you were the one who wanted help lad, it's no skin off our back. did you ask /lang/?

yes?

ever of urban camping? don't forget the tin of beans

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might have to change up the diet. Implement more soups and that

just wish there were less of them here that's all

He's just a mong who didn't know their school system used Years. Nothing to get.

bowl of crunchy nut clusters down the hatch

Not a fan of the racism, bigotry, and general hatred toward our fellow man. We all citizens of Earth and it lush x

Breakfast, lads?

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FAGGOT

soups good but i rarely have it

pork is bad for you

You even lick one man's anus clean don't you? That fat alky loser seasideMARK, his shitty hairy anus gets rimmed by you daily.

life isnt a contest for who can be healthiest or live longest

need to reinforce my gusset

Hate when the cum dries over your jap hole and your urine sprays all over

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t. Shlomo al-Wahhabi

no it isn't
shut up

rattled

corrr love me some gussets

what's weird is despite Trudeau sucking Indian cock and imports them by the boatload, the Indians in Canada are all voting Conservative

Talk about being ungrateful

Pork? Bad for you
Porn? Good for you

rorke is bad for you

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the terms "grade" and "year" are used interchangeably but "year" is the more common

it's the most wonderful time of the grade

Imagine if there were a billion British instead of a billion wogs and pajeets

alright john lennon

The world would be a far better place. Cannot deny it.

Spainnonce doing his Friday diego spam lol.

not even going to try and quit porn anymore, i've tried on and off for 10 years and it just doesn't want to take, i also haven't degenerated into a gooner, nor am i into any sick shit (my tastes are still super vanilla) so really what's the harm

imagine if there were a billion jews

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2 scoops of the super vanilla please

Britain must grow larger.

keeps you in a sexually satisfied state (SSS) which prevents you from manifesting your true destiny

we don't have to imagine, it's called india

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In bed. Farting. Z.

won't be long with all these mince pies and choccies about LOL

misogyny misogyny

storm shadow missile pointed directly at my bollocks

my penis must grow larger

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i want a world with a billion italians
not much would get done but life would be sweet

I was going to upgrade my pc but then I remembered they don’t make good games anymore LOL

i want a world with a billion italians, and a trillion of every other nationality

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The first person on Mars will happen in 2038

imagine a billion cronem on mars

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just want to kiss a girl again lads

possibly but i've done nofap for months at a time and fuck all changed

You might get cavities.

I just want to kiss Emma Watson right on the arse.

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fuck sake the construction site across the road is up and running. Love listening to the sound of a digger all day haha. In my Timothy James Byrne mindset

dancing on the toilets of the world
i behold the poos
heavy fart is blowing to my face
rising up the arse

bit of coffee and a tiny shot of alcohol to go with the benzos now lads

get out of here stalker

Load of fucking shite

caffeine kind of defeats the purpose of both the alcohol and the benzos

i'm gay by the way

cute

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we gave 100 people 100 seconds to name the jew

got the toast made

is 3x lush

got bacon in the hair dryer

Toilberg's got an investment webinar on, christ the neolibs are completely intolerable

дoбpe yтpo пидopac!!!!

Every morning I wake up I'm grateful my ancestors killed English redcoats in the name of revolution. Fuck King George III and fuck his royal proclamations :3

more takes the edge off to keep me sharp while gaming

Anti immigration protests in Ireland for the past year

All protesters labelled as racist animals by politicians

Snap election announced for Friday

Even the leftoid parties are coming out with anti-immigration populist rhetoric

I hate politicians so much it's not even funny

i game better when im drunk

FOY

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royal proclamations

The grievances listed in the Declaration of Independence were mostly acts of parliament thoughbeit.

I didn't want help

everyone loves those lil latvian niggas

corr imagine the smell of her knickers haha

separate the shart from the shartist

"i drive better when i'm drunk" - lady di's chauffeur

prefer to play games on opioids myself, just makes everything more fun

why were you asking if anyone else was learning a language then?

t.ancestors arrived in the late 19th/early 20th century

Why do I come to the demoralisation website

i drink better when i'm drunk

have you heard of the royal proclamation of 1763?

friend simulator

what went wrong in the 2000s?

Just wanted to see what languages people were learning and why but I didn't get much of a discussion going

have you heard of

have you heard of my balls in your mouth

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Got ChatGPT for that now

its called the BRITISH EMPIRE mate

it's fun to talk to at first but gets boring pretty quickly

Get the gat y'all, get the, get the gat
Get the, get the, get the gat (Get the gat)

ive been learning russian on and off since 2015 because i like russian memes
a ты?

pot kettle black me thinks

me thinks

한국어

chatgpt gets boring in that normie way where it's non-confrontational and doesn't have any controversial takes

kitten want cummies

Russia has the right to target NATOid fash.

Based Russian billionaire supporter.

*gay little british noises*

for me, it's:
Open the silo doors, it's our only way out!... OH MY GOD, WE'RE DOOMED!!!