already superpower before it was stated real and officially superpower edition
/brit/
who said you could make the new before 300? faggot
nun you cud do xx
my inner voice
poo
Sex in theory is fun. Sex in practice is “wait a minute, our special no-no places are touching, my smegma is mixing with hers.”
get banned again retard
timmy raging xx
Shitposting yank seething he didn’t get to make the new.
enjoy your pile of shit retards lmao
Mental what a virgin freak I am, genuinely astonishing, they should study me for science and to prevent future cases
211066282
那个...那个....
bit racist, that
mmhmm xx
Just woke up from the strangest dream, I was in a car and driving through a lot of resistance, everything was red
whats with all this clickbait shite I've been getting on youtube lately
borstal kids who no-one will ever believe
it's not a coincidence that he has a collection of scat videos let's just say that
Mad how the architecture in Liverpool is actually quite peng. Looking at some of the videos of the incident yesterday and it looks quite like central London.
State of this place
timmy still here seething xx
liverpool and manny city centres have been completely refurbished to make them more london coded. i think its nice
MY name is Timmy Cody O'Rorke and I don't appreciate the constant mockery
Secret weapon you say?
I’m talking about the architectural style of the old buildings. Don’t know what era they are from but looks very similar to central.
All I'm saying is that it's a real waste that they murdered Tiahleigh Palmer
Liverpool made huge amounts of money as a port city during the industrial revolution and le heckin slavery. The end of the empire and deindustrialisation did a number on Liverpool and Manchester, especially the decline of the textile industry.
Makes sense, northern cities used to be the centres of British industry
Liverpool is extremely peng. Makes me laugh when clueless wools post pictures of the bombed out church or tower blocks in tokky and think the whole city looks like that lmao
bet they got dropped off by the cronem
Yeah most of it is a fucking shithole though to be fair
every time i go to the shop during work its full of schoolkids taking all the breakfast wraps before i can get one should these fucking little cunts not be in school
Leave those kids alone, Rorke
Yeah it has some cool buildings, like pic related from 1864. Apparently the first building in the world to have a glass curtain wall (the wall is not load-bearing, so you can use more glass), a technique which is now used for skyscrapers.
This building is on the same street where the car incident happened yesterday.
shine bright like a diamond ~~
Rorkeposter on a mad one
Oh my days bruv this fucking sped really asked me why I'm passionate about cleaning HOW do I get a job in recruitment so I can contribute nothing to society and get paid for my service
Load of old rubbish
Needs knocking down
Get some neo-brutalist architecture in there
Thanks for going to the gym with me today Anon! I'm a hormonal mess because I'm going through menopause.
WYD?
Thank you King Charles for having a birthday so i can take the day off x
oh my days rorke blud
abc.net.au
Might enrol in deportment school lads
MOD is it
Absolutely wild how easily I coom to Angela White joi
Gorgeous hambeast
Why would they put the building number so high up? literally on the roof
The nasal decongestion spray must be one of the greatest inventions of the past 100 years, let me say.
I feel like a new man breathing in a lungful of air through my totally clear nostrils.
The building number is 14, it's either side of the front door at ground level, and it's also on a window above the front door (above where it says "Oriel Chambers" in fancy writing)
enjoy your microplastics
Ayy lads new Pendulum album coming out
I've been listening to them recently. Hope they come to australia soon I was thinking how awesome it would be to hear them live
Life's short mate gotta enjoy that which you get
avin lunche
tonight's supper?
lasagna!
... tea time again, wearing my excellent glasses watching F1 on SkyGo in hospital ...
Margaret Hamilton was 37 when she played the Wicked Witch in The Wizard of Oz. 37. I’m 37.
once i had to poo,
now, i've done a poo,
this tainted flush you've given,
that's glitched out over time and spits poo,
sprayed my shit out at my willy, oooh,
tainted flush,
tainted flush
the woman never ate a lasagne in her life
What's it like being 37
lasagna
FOY
No different than being 27 no my experience.
mental how all the ausposters are hapa
now, i know i've got to
bum a gay,
i've got to,
get a gay,
you don't really want any cock from me,
to rape this tight,
little bum, to push your shite,
and i think love is to prey,
but you're sorry, you're not prey, just gay
once i wanked to you,
now i'm bumming you,
this tainted love you've given,
i give you all a boy could give you,
take me dick and that's not nearly all,
tainted love (oh woah ho ho ho),
tainted love
abdul on the rota again
i went to greggs
to buy some eggs
i used my legs
to walk to greggs
and got me some eggs
Too much puritanism turns people gay.
Its odd how we rightly say this about priests, but nowhere else. Its no different.
Just look at Americunts, theyre practically white muslims.
havent been keeping up with tim whys he still in hospital? does he like it there?
He claimed he fell over in his flat the other day, but some people think he's just putting it on because he'd rather have human company in hospital than be alone in his flat
Always moaning this lot
me gwarn chess di devil out da eart
im gonna send him to outta space
to find anudda race
weirdo
Why are they incapable of opening a window for a few minutes each day
67 years old
I'm sure she's made many contributions to the tax system
coming from the flag with the most prolific cuck-posters, curious
Choon that
care as much about some liverpudlians getting squished as I do about gazans getting demolished (very little)
let's the evil spirits inside innit
they established VERY early on in this porn where theyre dressed in school uniforms that theyre 18 so its ok
in reality theyre probably about 31
yanks are the most sex obsessed people on earth
Whole country stands with Liverpool after 'horror' of car ploughing into crowds, Starmer says
Teenager is killed taking part in social media 'sport' where competitors run into each other head-on
prime ronaldo
prime messi
are you ready rorke?
Slippery slope if you start denying people these services based on how much tax they’ve paid
Slippery slope towards paradise
To fasiscm actually
What should I order lads?
How so
God bless you all.
The boomer cope is "they'll pay our pensions" which isn't fucking happening when they bring over their nans who are just another drain on the pension system
lol
What are you gonna do if a kid needs cancer surgery? Cancel it because he hasn’t contributed enough?
Don't start mate! *slams my pint down*
Jewposter is here
give the pensioners all of the money and ensure suffering and indignity for everyone else
t. Average boomer
umm akshully i don't think god exists, christard
what a load of horseshit
it's bullying plain and simple
Based
"God" is probably a fictional character
god is real
god is good
Yes, He was in the Simpsons for a bit wasn't He.
In bed doing a MrSmelly1977
fairly sure i have today off
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing. Love doing nothing.
They throw a strop when they see a tit but they have no issue with posting nude muscle men all day. Their culture is clearly homoerotic to say the least.
find it mental that black people in the UK say 'aks' instead of 'ask' like american blacks do except they say it with a british accent
really don't understand how two separated black cultures still can't say a simple word correctly, it's baffling
ktim
MrSmelly is such a fuckin deano, just zero class.
apparently its a jamaican ting
the form of english that prevailed in the west indes dialectically used aks which subsequently died out here till we started importing millions of them
caffeine and nicotine
what a combo
Youtube knows you are a gooner.
what this lad said
'aks' was actually correct in the dialect of english that west indians adopted several centuries ago, but had since died out in england, and now returned with west indian immigration
Make an exception for children
Bosh
quiet in here today
Utter bollocks considering blacks of all backgrounds struggle with it
ayo they finally made a glass / metal aeropress so you can enjoy coffee from the ol' 'press without imbibing microplastics
costs £170 thoughbeit
Wish they'd made it all out of steel
Utter bollocks
not at all, it's become a feature of multicultural london english (the dominant accent of south east england among the lower classes) due to west indian immigration, even many white brits who speak this dialect also say 'aks'
moka pot is superior
imagine paying £170 for a glass fucking aeropress omdz
There’s no scraps in my scrapbook
lmao "aks" is never correct you freaks
African Americans and African Africans say it too soooo its utter bollocks
Then what age do you say the cut off point is? Should a 19 year old be denied cancer treatment if he/she hasn’t contributed enough?
18
should a 19 year old be denied cancer treatment if he/she hasn't contributed enough
Should be straight into work at 18 shouldn't they, what are they playing at
Saw Liverpool were having some big vile parade last night. Woke up today and apparently someone drove into it
not my fault if you're too unintelligent to grasp linguistic changes over time mate
Lads. Clean shaven, stubble, or beard. Which is best?
What did you have in mind?
Your theory is partial, and your concession is accepted
But they aren’t so what are you going to do? Let them die at 19 because they didn’t contribute enough?
like em soft and downy myself
Yes, their family can pay for it if they so wish
Bosh
Clean shaven if you’re not fat and have a good jaw
Stubble is good
Only do a beard if you can actually grow a good beard
I can sense his presence. I feel he’ll post any moment now
Why do Christians believe that God exists when there really isn't credible evidence for God
I agree. So many lads have patchy, pubie beards
Birthday present for the gf ordered. Think I’ve guaranteed myself a blowie that night x
Let's be honest, if you're developing cancer at 19 then you probably shouldn't be allowed to grow older and pass on your shite genes
Wish English people would just fuck off and stay where they belong
youtu.be
This is why
At toil, shout out to my neet kings
*reads your English post*
I just finished. Any part time chads in?
Having religious faith doesn't require empirical evidence.
They're kind of different concepts.
where do we belong?
likkle timmy pressing pon ting
di espresso cup slide out and hot espresso and glass shards fly aroun x
how long should you wait to text a girl after getting her number?
if anything that black yanks say it too strengthens the idea that it came from a bunch of provincials from the isles moving to the colonies to make a living from plantations
as for africans they probably just say it because they see black english speakers saying it. assuming they do
Start eating 10 eggs a day. You should be eating enough eggs that you have to seriously consider the economics of keeping your own hens.
10 or 20 seconds
Farage has started talking about “DEI” and “DOGE” now. Expect Rorke to also start using these terms relentlessly now. The continued Yankification of politics continues, just like with the “woke” shite.
I’m serious come on
that lad is OBSESSED with rorke isn't he
whatever grifts the most imbeciles init
nasty piece of work me
bizarre post
Yanks actually say “yes sir” to police lmao
I yankified your mum up her arse last night
What is this faith based on? Do you have faith that unicorns exist? You could decide to have faith that any random thing exists. I don't think it's very rational, unless you have actual evidence to support the existence of the thing in question.
LOL
I don't think you're intelligent enough to have this discussion so I won't engage any further. Good day sir.
no but stephen may
Rorke?
unicorns and God are quite obviously very different concepts
I accept your concession.
Yanks say “yes sir” to their own fucking dads, they’re the most servile cunts on earth and they think they’re the most free, bizarre bunch of cunts
Cheeky vwank then back to work
DEI
This is a thing in Britain too
Forgot the part about walkable cities and tipping
Good lad
well thats a fanny and arsehole isn't it
if i have a shit at toil or i use any foreign toilet really (any toilet that isn't the one i have at home), i'll always wash my nob in the sink when i get back just because i dont want anyone elses bellend germs all over my bellend especially given my propensity to idly touch my nob when im watching telly or whatever
being polite and respectful is le bad
mental how niggerfied britain has become
You’re right America is shit in many other ways haha
how long should you wait to text a girl after getting her number?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun
you not just wash it in the toilet water after the flush?
thought everyone did this
am so fucking sick of everyone calling me mr chuckles
got a speed awareness course in 45 mins AMA
I give off Rockstar vibes
Depends
On??
SAAAAARRRR WHAT IS BLOODY WRONG WITH SAYING SAAARRRRRR
Not an argument, I accept your concession
They're different concepts, but both of them are things which could exist, but for which we don't have compelling evidence.
If you're going to believe in God you might as well believe that there is a colony of unicorns living in a cave on Mars. Both are possible. They're not supported by evidence yet, but I suppose they're both possible.
why do they call you mr chuckles
How long have you been driving? How many points do you have? How fast were you going? Fancy a bum?
Modern Britain is a nation of ugly niggerbrained slobs
The situation
proper doss they are
had one during the pandemic and it was all online. turned up for registration and then muted it and had a wank instead
America has always been that
ktim
Haha, yes, sodomy, very healthy, very wholesome
greek girlfriend getting on my nerves again
Hope you take a fall down the stairs fucking annoying unhelpful cunt
probably just been on the ozempic like everyone else
yeah this nigga got on the zempic for sure always been a ginormous cake gobbler
Rorke hopping on the karaoke belting out HOLY DIVER!
cute engrish
matt lucas and david walliams both ugly not funny
mad how fat cunts need to inject themselves with drugs to lose weight
surely it takes more effort to stick a needle in your stomach every day then it does to not lift food into your fat fucking face
Why would someone else's bellend germs be on your knob
How do I send an anonymous tip that some drugs will be arriving into Britain?
If women had the personality of men would that help you getting laid or make it even harder?
Have you ever been to the cinema and people start clapping at the end of the film? HATE it
Why police released details about Liverpool crash suspect so quickly
lessons have already been learned from the Southport attacks last summer
It was a clear attempt to damp down inaccurate speculation on social media that the Ford Galaxy driving into Liverpool fans was part of an Islamist terrorist attack, or was in any way linked to migrants.
bbc.co.uk
Rorke BTFO
Are you Irish diaspora?
got a really big nob so my bellend often touches the bowl of the toilet, can only assume other big nobbed lads nobs do too
What is google?
So your soft knob is 9 inches long is it?
fuck off
only once: when I went to see Inception with my mates
I think it's a website. Idk if it's a company. You can probably Google it.
*unearths the /brit/ tome*
and this is when we all said the sinner's prayer and became with&into together - Christ our Lord, Amen.
They're different concepts, but both of them are things which could exist, but for which we don't have compelling evidence.
If you're going to believe in God you might as well believe that there is a colony of unicorns living in a cave on Mars. Both are possible. They're not supported by evidence yet, but I suppose they're both possible.
I'm never sure whether gaytheists are being intentionally obfuscatory or are midwits who don't realise how dumb this argument is when they make it.
i wish i was british aristocrat who had hereditary peers to be in house of lords, didn't even know this place and general existed
shan't x
dont know what toilet bowls youve been using mate but most ones in this country aren't 9 inches from your cock to the bowl
I think anything is liable to be taken as a joke, including myself. *Starts hitting my cock with a ball point hammer*
JUST KIDDING!!! I didn't really do that.
oh it's time to play in poo poo again is it? how fun for you!
cronem just got his luh waves done
lil timmy on the other hand still waiting on his appointment next week LOL
it's a ball peen hammer rorke
Highdollar showing Emily his London penthouse
Remember his constant cuck spam is satire that you don’t understand
I like it when the retard talks to himself all day on /brit/ while pretending to be different people it's really funny
Not an argument
Let me guess, you believe something like "God is not physical and therefore he's not comparable to a unicorn"
Regardless of whether God is physical or not, where is the evidence of God? There could be a god (or multiple gods) who created this universe. But also there might be no gods. If we want to discover the truth about the origins of the universe, I think science is our best tool for that. More science = a better understanding of the universe and its origins.
Supposed to be told about whether I've got retail job or not today, they tried calling me this morning but I was asleep. They left no message or anything like that. Should I just ring them back or does this mean I haven't got the job
True probably usually more than that
Perhaps you're a confused shut-in and think we have yankish toilets that are filled with water
How the fuck are you suppose to jab the straw into a capri sun when it's made of fucking paper now
man you people are fucking dumb
God bless you for thinking about God.
ring them back, most places won't even bother if you're unsuccessful
Good morning /brit/
Emma Watson came out of the unisex bathroom after being in there for about 15 minutes and when I went in shortly after she came out I nearly gagged. She stunk up the bog!
Day 'n' nite.
I try to sleep but madness mad keeps tracking me me
squeeze it until it busts into your mouth
That's not an argument, idiot
If I'm wrong then you should be able to show why I'm wrong.
I'm thinking about God. I think God is probably not real though.
you realize the bowl is the ceramic part, right?
it's not a thistle it's an artichoke
AR TI CHOKE
Why do you think you're thinking about God?
why would I argue with a moron?
-2 katy
14" onyx
what's your fave alex o'connor vid , brick?
NEW
why are you unironically pedo posting now?
pretending to be black lost its magic?
cheapest migrant hotel
in about two more hours some violent movements are about to tek place, let's say
*bends over and blasts poo all over the thread*
Shven G0R@N Ericososon
Brothers brought his second gf over when his rooms full of pictures of the other one
Regardless of whether God is physical or not, where is the evidence of God?
The universe exists innit
Something can't come from nothing therefore the existence of this world is evidence for God.
Science isn't going to prove or disprove that.
On the other hand it does show us the sheer complexity of our world - further evidence for God.
Because thoughts about God are going through my mind
I didn't ask you to argue with yourself
Who is Alex O'Connor
canvassing a poo
God told me you'd say that.
both of those points are arguments from ignorance
mek di new x
New poo
Something can't come from nothing
Maybe it can. Science needs to do more research. But even IF you're right that "something can't come from nothing", that doesn't necessarily mean there's a god. There could be something else which created the universe.
And even if there is some god-like entity, it might be quite different to the Christian God.
Science isn't going to prove or disprove that.
Science might find out what created the universe - or it might find out that nothing created the universe. Science actually studies the universe in order to find out. Religion just comes up with a theory and then never tests that theory against the universe.
hardly