/brit/

IT'S ACTUALLY HIM edish

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i hope israelis murder every single palestinian down to the last one
there's too many brownoids on this planet

I weight 105kg and I've been putting away pints for over 15 years.

the dark side of grinching

You're sick

At least you're acknowledging that the Israelis are murderers

Scenes outside a newly reopened bakery in Gaza, where minimal aid is finally trickling in to a population starving under an Israeli and U.S.-enforced siege.

I said I couldn't hit it sideways

have you seen this one? textbook irish, lol.

antinatalist, sister ray... you're based!

Thanks bb x

A child survived after losing his entire family in an Israeli airstrike that targeted their home in Gaza.

The 9th pint really makes you want to get behind the wheel

ive never had more than 5-6 pints because i get unbearably bloated from carbonation
have probably had over 24 units (12 pints) worth of alcohol in a single night before though its hard to remember

oh that's sad, I don't like that one bit
Israel really needs to knock it off already

Good Scottish cup final today

meet me in front of the church at the temple metro stop in 2 hours.

would just like to extend my appreciation for being able to chat with you all throughout the week.

Israel bombed a multistory home today in Jabalia housing more than 40 people.

This young man says he can hear his aunt calling from under the rubble for the last 2 hours.

I drink Guinness, since it's not carbonated you can put them away without bloating.

Most I did in a day was 27.

Feel sick when I dance on a stomach full of beer
Like my stomach is one of those Japanese bread machines going away
Now gin or rum and dancing is a delight

I'm not an urbanite I fear

here i am busting my hump making a timely new only to find some filthy irishman has made a disgustingly early new
i work my fingers to the bone and this is what i get in return?

it's saturday lads, time to go out with the mandem

youre not from paris? maaaaaate you blew it
didnt know normal people existed in outer paris

corr your poo must have been radioactive

Israeli Forces and Settlers Wage Collective Punishment on West Bank Village After Settler Killing

it's sunday mate, time to spend time with jesus

Canslad is solid

our house in the middle of
our house in the middle of
our house in the middle of
our house in the middle of

I’m in love with my gf

Jet black. The farts were horrendous. Wife NOT happy

Do you go out and watch sexy Brazilian women shake their booty to some crazy music?

my bum
in the middle of my crack

Might go to the little acoustic guitar non-denom church

Most I did in a day was 27.

phwoar thats a proper pintman
exactly

dashka my beautiful wife

Fucking sick to death of all this fake news on Gaza.
No they're not starving
No little girls aren't seeing their hair fall out
No people aren't being killed by random Israeli Airstrikes.
Grow up!

Those non-denominational mega churches look satanic

Does an American chud have any chance with this goddess?

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waiting until tuesdy for my next NA meeting
doing heroin in the meantime

her flat chest is kino

isnt he dead?

what happened to you that you need to turn to drugs?

She’s mad ugly

no mate he's in heaven watching you masturbate

She loves american boys you can tell

yes mate saturday is baile day

i like getting high

dont know who that is

lad she aren't a "goddess" she's a cheeky bint

*ahem*
I said: GOOD SCOTTISH CUP FINAL TODAY

Supping a can in my yard and thinking about ways the brown-black bovine biomass can be dealt with

ktim with performance anxiety

:(

nah, i reckon it's that you're bored. you don't have many friends, you probably have too much time between clocking in for work maybe or permo doley?
that's why i did drugs in my 20s
can't wholly regret it (lsd was life-changing) but smoking weed every evening to get around having no friends wasn't healthy

Takashi Mizutani from Les rallizes dénudés
They were heavily inspired by TVU and sister ray in particular

friends

just grow up

yeah i googled and remembered now, i listened to that 77 live album ten years ago when i got into japanoise but never really followed on it. one guy from that band hijacked a plane with the japanese red army and went to north korea if i recall. thats wild

i have friends and a job and a girlfriend and i'm 30, i know what i'm doing
probably wouldn't have a social life at all without opioids because i'm a nervous wreck without them, plus they put a little pep in my step so i can perform better at toil

Yeah it was
Aberdeen won their cup since 1990 in a shock result

coupla frenchmen having a chat in the /brit/

Do you have any friends?

Free Palapito

Got the noir jazz on

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Rital Halawa, a young girl from Gaza, suffered severe burns after an Israeli quadcopter drone dropped incendiary bombs on civilian homes along Yafa Street in Gaza City. Her family’s house in Old Gaza Street, Jabalia, was also bombed, leaving her small body scorched from the attack.

freddie mercure hotels

Not one

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mandem down, mandem down
please send all available katy relief squads to the gherkin at once
I repeat mandem down

performance anxiety

literally the most horrific thing that can happen to a bloke

Israeli forces committed a massacre in the city of Jabalia al-Balad, northern Gaza, killing more than 30 members of the Darduna family in a late-night airstrike, according to local reports. Most of the victims were reportedly women and children who died beneath the rubble of their homes.

rorke buying his bus ticket as we speak

Evil man

the beatles are shit and embarrassing please grow up

It's not the real Bradley Walsh posting that m8

Patriots in control

any heroin heads in? haha x

Palestinian Health Minister Dr. Majid Abu Ramadan says 29 people—mostly children and elderly—have died of starvation-related causes in Gaza in recent days, warning that thousands more are at risk.

thats not fucking cosmo
fucking hell

Holiday in Albania only costs 200 quid

that's ugly
her face is oblique and her gaunt 30something anorexic look isnt it

What's your favourite X?

My favourite X is Y

You are wrong

At least 51 Palestinians killed in Israeli attacks across Gaza today, including 26 in Gaza City and northern areas.

thought dubai chocolate referred to the pooing that girls do there

well if they're not gonna say Abbey Road what do you want me to do?
it's objectively the best album

oh no! anyway...

You are evil

reckon it's an on-the-nose reference to the knowers

Bodybuilding champion Hussein Odeh loses his three children in an Israeli airstrike on his home in Jabalia Camp, northern of Gaza Strip.

mad how a racial slur for albanians (albo) is what us australians call our prime minister

Thanks to your insistence on spamming this irrelevant bollocks on /brit/, I now actively cheer on the death toll

this is extremely popular with the nafri ogres here
turns out its just chocolate with pistachio paste inside

Hamas maiming their own citizens and blaming Israel baka

All those dead kids and hardly any XP boost

she is very gorgeous to me

you are brown

thought chocolate would be haram

Why would albo be a slur? Sounds cute
Same goes for paki

The Gaza health ministry just released a comprehensive list of the number of children killed in Gaza by Israel: 16,503

Infants under one year old: 916
Children (1-5 years): 4,365
Children (6-12 years): 6,101
Children (13-17 years): 5,124

These are just the confirmed deaths

brown people are insecure and sensitive

Starmer to scrap two-child benefit cap as Treasury told to find money

Policy change will lift hundreds of thousands of children out of poverty after pressure from cabinet and MPs

paki is just an acronym for the four tribes that like in pakistan
no clue why it became a slur

cute wikkle paki

why no muscles?

time for your "medicine" rorke

my paki (actual paki, moved here at 3) mate in high school used to say how it was like saying "brit" to refer to us
wonder what that mad cunt is up to these days

he can't appreciate ANY of these songs

you musically retarded bruv?

“I just want bread.”

An elderly Palestinian man in a wheelchair, missing a leg, breaks down in tears outside a charity kitchen, saying he hasn’t eaten in 2–3 days.

What’s happening to the Palestinian people is heartbreaking

Tribal people react to /brit/ gimmicks

jk rowling has passed away
yacht attacked my orcas, just saw on the news

Get a grip

Hello from /cum/

The guy you're replying to is our resident goshpedo, he likes spamming Anon Babble and pedo shit on his vpns and making your new threads

He absolutely hates being noticed. He's likely in here with both an US and UK vpn.

You can’t own orcas

palestinian war criminals need to invade western europe. let them in!

Even as international experts warn of looming famine in Gaza, some anti-aid Israeli protesters gathered near the Kerem Shalom border crossing in an attempt to block trucks carrying humanitarian aid into Gaza

lots of bad stuff happening in the world today

My family are white English through and through

An injured Palestinian man, severely burned and in critical condition, insists on bidding farewell to his entire family killed in an Israeli airstrike in central Gaza.

dark forces at work innit

inshallah trump will turn gaza into one big car park

Go to Hell Schlomo

The Israeli army ordered Palestinian civilian families in the Gaza Strip to evacuate. While they were fleeing, an Israeli soldier fired a missile directly at them killing several and injuring others.

All of it was broadcast live.

BTFO, shouldn't have supported terrorists

Don’t think he supported the IDF mate

Palestinian woman from Gaza who's son was killed by IDF drone strike and severely injured her

amazing we have so many muslims in this thread, please fuck off back home muhammed

ma arse is hummin

don't know why but I can barely hold in my wees anymore
like the second I need a wee it's the most aggressive threatening to burst thing ever

ISWALE KILL MAH BAYBEH

stupid bint at the barbers always cuts my hair too short
sick of it
going to stop goign there fucking HATE it

What does this have to do with British culture?

she's wit cronem now
and his waves are looking smoove and silky

Objective: SURVIVE

tonights viewing

Israeli forces have killed at least 42 people in Gaza since dawn, claiming to hit “115 terror targets” including tunnels, rocket launchers, and alleged Hamas fighters. One strike, they claimed, killed a member of the elite Nukhba unit involved in the October 7 attack.

Photos below show the aftermath. Israel’s latest strikes have killed civilians—including children and pregnant women, in tents and schools turned shelters.

im kinda like this
i also have a thing where i need to wee before i go out, always
menthol elf thing, im sure

um

Les rallizes dénudés

Splendid taste!

you know the drill by this point...

you spam ai images of black men fucking white women

shut up nigga

maybe you can try kegel exercises and drink less caffeine

had a black friend (not abo, from zimbabwe) and i used to sic him on kids i didn't like by saying "hey that kid called you a nigger"

One by one, only children and babies were pulled out of a house in Jabalia al-Balad in North Gaza after an Israeli occupation airstrike targeted a home.

I CAN
BECAUSE I'M NOT A PENNILESS HIPPY

no offence mate but that thread is literally 3 days old

right goodnight lads. shame a couple of mentally ill freaks have to ruin this general because they are attention-starved irl

Mahmoud Khalil’s name is read out in the list of graduating students at the Columbia commencement ceremony he was supposed to graduate in. Instead of Khalil being here wearing his graduation cap and gown though, he is in a detention facility more than a thousand miles away in Louisiana.

The crowd erupts in cheers and applause as Khalil’s name is announced.

i can smell my dinner being cooked

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dinner at 20 to 10

be giving out a slap for that
(but i wouldnt as im a grown adult who lives in their own home and cooks their own dinner)

"You are not fighting Hamas, it's just women and children,” a Palestinian woman who survived the Musa Bin Nusayr School massacre in al-Tufah neighborhood of Gaza City told journalists.

Les Rallizes Denudes are one of my favorite bands along with Boredoms, Ash Ra Tempel, Can, Kraftwerk, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Alan Parsons Project, Fleetwood Mac, Dire Straits, Autechre, My Bloody Valentine, Led Zeppelin, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Beach Boys, Ween, and Sonic Youth.

Really excited for my postgrad placement at Harvard

your mum takes hours to make dinner too?

this post started well but ended terribly

might have a quick wank before going out today x

might ask the proto-gf if she does anal

mumberg lets herself go on weekends

what's your problem

He can't because you're making shit up Shlomo

Israeli forces bombed Musa Bin Nusayr school in Gaza City’s Al-Daraj neighborhood early Tuesday, killing 13 Palestinians and injuring more than 10. The victims were all from two displaced families from Beit Hanoun who had been sheltering in the school.

More than 100 Palestinians have been killed every day for the past four days as Israel massively escalates its ground assault on Gaza to seize and occupy Palestinian land.

every one wanks

Anyone who runs is Hamas
Anyone who doesn't run is well-disciplined Hamas

LOL

shes right u kno

Im done posting images of israeli murders, massacres, and war crimes
I hope at least some of you have realized the pure evil that is the jewish race

bit racist that

aurora snow was a pornstar who only ever did anal and blowjobs on screen and claimed that she was a virgin in her vagina

GIT SOME

Nah but you've reinforced the stereotype of the psychopathic yank

funded by The Great Satan to destabilise Europe

AIN'T WAR HELL? AHAHA

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bedtime for me

Mental freakoid

You shouldn't blame all Jews for the actions of Bibi's government

Many Jews don't support Bibi

catyank should be killed

seen her nips

listening to bladee for the first time in years

I have already won.

garminberg telling me i didnt get enough REM sleep last night

What do you do

Not Jews, Israelis

why is your satnav commenting upon your sleep quality

GOOD lad

I already knew about the evilness of Jews. They have been deliberately filling Europe and North America with non-whites since the end of WW2 in order to destroy the white race through miscegenation.
You didn't need to show me a bunch of dead brownoids.

imagine if we just rounded up all the wogs the queers the chavs the trannies and hurled them into a volcano haha

lmao

right, knobs coming out

Right Wing Fart Squads

its gone mental i suppose

Netanyahu has high popularity among israelis
95%+ of jews worldwide support israel

Jews use brown people as bio warfare against their greatest enemy the white race

So fucking based

just gluee and the singles he released in 2013 and 2014 up to pre eversince singles (like friday nite)
when we discovered gtb and yung lean with my friend in mid 2013 theres no way we'd imagine they'd become some culturally defining for post internet music

Posting pictures and videos of dead children on the internet to try win sympathy is truly demonic behaviour

Jews promote ruthless ethnocentric nationalism for themselves while advocating unlimited liberalism, universalism and egalitarianism for Aryans.

Christianity is a Jewish virus.

Jews came straight from hell imo

not a fan of the gore lads

Any grass toucher in

Christianity has never been about "unlimited liberalism"
It only started to be infected with this when Judeo-Atheism became the West's prevailing religion

That is for stuff related to his corruption scandals
When it comes to Gaza they support him 100%

palestinian

has multiple tattoos on the back and arms

it's a cartel video

Liberalism is a secularised form of Christianity, which was a Jewish movement which perverted Rome.

every single one of those "post-internet" types is just trying to emulate this from bladee, just insane that he made this to an audience of basically no one at the time
youtube.com/watch?v=P1yOcS1qdkQ

might join the us marine corps

poo > gore

simple aah

You lot getting a 6/10 loooool

A spirit of wickedness has come upon them and they do great evil.
Pray for them to repent, lest they face a most terrible judgement.

British Columbia.

Kino

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my magic is strong is my favorite bladee song too, his early stuff around gluee felt so otherworldly and futuristic, eversince onward he made shitty emo crooning over trap beats. now he's a tranny. that gluee era is untouched

youtube.com/watch?v=sZYB5fFCiA4

ok

Needs to be reconquered from Jeets and Chinks for the Aryan race.

these gaza images made my fucking cock explode

scraming

So Christianity gave birth to something atheistic and utterly unlike itself? No. What you call liberalism today is atheistic, and therefore Jewish. Our modern atheism was spear-headed by Jewish intellectuals.

Why is Netenyahu leading in the polls then?
The truth is that the ethnocentric Israeli population support Netenyahu and his actions.

i stand at the crossroads of an enormous precipice
do i continue getting sauced or do i tap out now and have a sunday morning

PPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

Fact. Every day that the beige biomass roams those lands is a tragedy of epic proportion

When asked if they support a deal to return all the hostages in return for an end to the war, 69% said they do, compared with 21% who said they oppose it and 10% who said they don’t know.

Netanyahu’s government has long refused any suggestion of ending the war in exchange for the return of the 59 remaining hostages, saying the fighting can only end when the Hamas terror group is removed from power and can no longer pose a threat to Israel.

timesofisrael.com/poll-70-of-israelis-dont-trust-government-including-almost-half-of-coalition-voters/

TLDR - 69% of Israelis want Bibi to make a deal to end the war and get the hostages back to Israel, but Bibi refuses to do this, instead choosing to keep bombing Gaza until he feels Hamas is destroyed.

So you're clearly wrong. 69% don't back Bibi's approach.

you can't post the gore

having a little snort are we?
i had a 12 hours long run on 4mmc last night. i'm rinsed

Diversity

NNNNNNIIIIIIIIIGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

Poop McGraw, b. 1852

having a yawn x

The univeralism of liberalism is contained in Christianity.
Christian values are the opposite of Aryan values.

unbelievably beautiful song

Netenyahu is way ahead in opinion polling
Israelis are based and highly ethnocentric. If only whites were like them

no mate, no. on the voddy only.
wouldn't do coke again. brings out some bad personality traits.

the bastards hung me in the spring of '25

His party seems to be the most popular party but it's still a small minority of Israelis who back his party. Israel has a lot of parties so support is spread among them.

If you take all the opposition parties together, they have significantly more support than all of the government parties together.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_next_Israeli_legislative_election

So you're wrong. It seems that only a minority of Israel backs Bibi.

mad how good youtube is nowadays

kai cenat is the 21st century Shakespeare

Shakespeare is shit ngl
not sure why i was forced to read that garbage in school

let those bastards starve to death

i can add colours to the chameleon chat ong

Any map painting chads here

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Sardine girl summer? bitch how about you shower instead