/cum/-United States and Iceland

Iceland is in North America

mom said something racist in front of my asian gf

next anime im watching is powerpuff girls

remember when 6 years ago on youtube used to mean something like 2009 and now it just means 2019?

if it was calling her "oriental", o sympathize. i swear, this was perfectly okay a few years ago. i don't even see why it's offensive! she is FROM the orient, thus an oriental. i don't get it.

What value could such a viewing have to an adult mind

what will happen when Whites become a minority in America

mom said something racist in front of my black gf

non meme new

its not like watching bocchi the cock or onimai add any value either

you're not white terrone, so why would you be worried about that?

Nothing
Hispanics are chuds

not anime thoughever

threadsplitting

italians are white

not terrone but just wondering what will happen

why do you wish you were in the land of cotton (ie. to secede)?

Sexy to someone is all I really want

we're all in here

retarded nepo baby who copied julian's rift

nah

schizojeet is there so no

She looks hot, but she also looks like a distant, indifferent, cold bitch

Can America and Americans comprehend this living in their post-modern consumer culture?
youtube.com/watch?v=WnNSJ3GEc3o

sure doesn't look like it.

that's a great transplanted border ballad, but I can't unsee that the guy looks exactly like the Walk Hard guy

Singles I masturbate
Dubs I like every single profile on a hookup app and still end up masturbating when i dont get a match

HOT

Julian Casablanca's is also a nepobaby thougheverbeit

Just threw out the junk food I bought before I could over indulge
Out witted myself again
I'm so smart it's unreal

the walk hard guy

John C Reilly is in a lot of movies, including this overrated piece of shit

I probably wouldn't even go with it if she was into me

how many beers you guys figure is too many?

but he has talent

8

It depends.
IPAs? Any more than 3 is absurd
Light beer? 8-10 is okay if you're fine with being fucked up

the other thread was made by schizojeet because he hates iceland

My rule is "No more than 24"

Jason hates him too
Curious...

The thing about dating/hookup apps is like what if the girl tells her friends
Or what if the girl is friends with your coworker and shows your coworkers your embarrassing profile

I don't drink beer because I don't want to get fat. I just drink hard liquor if I want to get drunk

Walk Hard wasn't exactly a masterpiece. It was entertaining, but even Spaceballs was a better spoof of American pop culture at large, despite the prevailing opinion on Anon Babble.

macaco desgraçado

I heard if you drink more than two beers in a weekend you're an alcoholic and I'm pounding wodka right meow

I'm enjoying the brisk pace the general is going at this eve :)

Iceland

Nobody likes this guy or the Brazilian they're both goshpedo tier (Mexican flag itt)

wow u are so unique and interesting

do you know any girls who look like this?

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Liquor liquor

icelanders...we have to rise up....
fuck leafs fuck pajeets fuck jews

that's an ayylmao

Spaceballs was just "hey look at this reference, and this other reference!" nonstop, pretty cringe and not very clever.
John Candy's wig was pretty funny though

Yeah her name is Keturah

IT'S SO FAST!!! THREAD IS ROLLING!!!

terrible gimmick

Doesn't liquor have the same amount of calories as beer

is this bitch wearing a wig

I know many women who are more attractive than this

So like do you regularly watch videos of people torturing dogs by sticking sharp objects into their eyeballs? Like you posted it multiple times on Anon Babble in the last 9 years so it seems like it.

Also aren't you supposed to be permanently banned?

Stop posting about liquor i told myself I wouldn't drink tonight and you're tempting me

Drink some water

is the brazilian who posts lum the chud brazillian or someone else

you know many hoes your primitive chimp brain classifies as more attractive it doesn't mean they are

Water doesn't relax me like liquor does

Someone else, not your boyfriend spinny

Remembering my wigger phase
Holy cringe

singles I buy liquor
Evens I buy liquor
Odds I buy liquor

Think of any musical spoof. Spinal Tap. That movie where Ewan McGregor was a faggoty Iggy Pop standin. Or that movie where Cilian Murphy is a tranny and Brian Ferry tries to strangle xer. It had been done before but better, only not so overtly, and that's fine.

Ever notice that goshpedo has had a pathological obsession with Jason for years, and thinks Spinny is Jason?

I never had a wiggers face though i do occasionally listen to gangster rap. Not gonna apologize

Kek who was your favorite, Eminem or ICP?

you've got the wrong guy lil pup
there are two of us here, i didn't do that shit

dude, i apologize for demolishing you a few days ago and calling you a jeet. this is embarrassing. just stop.

Hey Guys
My name is BRAD
Nice to meet you
I'm on the FOOTBALL team at Nickon High.
I'm a total big fan of the Republic.
I love the Constitution.
I'm a big winner, waiting for that big corporate job.

the dark triad abuser stabs and kills you though that might sound attractive to you, the nice guy incel is boring or something and gives you the ick, no one is perfect

Ever notice that no one likes you but you keep coming back here anyways?

All of these namefags are just Jason's tulpas

Bro stop lying to appease them
They don't actually care about the dog nonsense, they're just obsessed weirdos

You either die an incel or live long enough to see yourself become an abuser

me? I'm the Empty Man

bwc on the 'log

he also guessed the unabomber haha

Ew, goshpedo replied to me on his Mexican vpn

Some chubby girl with a nose piercing liked me. Should I go for it?
She looks ok and ive zero standards

Mods can't delete it you entitled chud, there are posters being racist and homophobic as we speak

I mean if you have zero standards why do you need our approval?

Why do you post videos of people torturing fucking dogs freak? Go away you're supposed to be permanently banned.

I don't want to fap but I want to want to fap

how should i know

there are lot of normie cummies, so I assume some have xp with creatures like this

Just saw an Indian comment “when you smile my phone charges it”

The spinsterooni sent me a nuderino

it's ok no one fucking cares, fuck him

As long as she doesn't smell bad

Goshpedo has never received nudes from a human bring ever, he only visits seedy websites for child pornography like the degenerate crossdressing pedo faggot he is.

Cant wait for Jason to kill him with his guns.

don't be a scrooge, post it on imgfap

We can learn a thing or 2 from Indian culture

"creatures"... it's fun to roll around naked with somebody. you seem to be degrading the idea before you even do it.

nobody has ever rolled around naked with me

Canada is going to become India, and then the USA is going to have 2 invasive borders to worry about. Thats probably the real reason trump made them pump up their border security 2bh

slop consumed. mango habanero sauce used to make my anus burn but I have evolved and adapted

Even if Satan told me that I'd get virtuoso music skills if I joined Tool I wouldn't go for it.

Goshpedo's anus burns probably due to being raped nightly by his father like Butthew was. Similar fates for similar people.

come home jewish man...

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Why are there so many mentally ill, obsessive Canadians on here

everywhere i go i see his face

Both of butthews parents were doctors

it's just that nutty brit. the furry.

Are we for or against sardines

crypto was supposed to be about decentralization and now we've arrived at the tech monopolies will issue their own currencies stage

for!

Why does australia not have an active general

I got a dirty mind, I got filthy ways
I'm tryna bathe my ape (ape) in your Milky Way (Way)
I'm a legend, I'm irreverent, I be reverend
I be so far up, we don't five a fuck
Welcome to the danger zone, step into the fantasy
You are not invited to the other side of sanity
They callin' me a alien and a big-headed astronaut
Maybe it's because ya boy Yeezy get ass a lot

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Goshy saved that a while ago when he was also on team Kill Butthew. He didn't like other pedo autistic stealing his thunder and making all the new threads.

It's was probably the one era of /cum/ someone was worse than him by every metric.

they think they're Brits lmao

There’s /balt/ + /ausnz/

I said active

this is a dines general

this stalker shit doesnt do you any favors dude. it also shows how new you are.

Most of them prefer to post in /brit/

I may be a NEET, but I'm no peasant. Americans've got the right idea, all this sauerkraut and canned sardines old world shit should ideally be done away with once we rule the galaxy and clash with orks and eldar.

thinking about stardew valley

Lilo gets taken by CPS in the new movie lmao

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grim

reddit game

There's only so many posts by a Mexican flag saying

goshpedo doesn't exist schizo

that can be made before it's obvious.

Everyone's known for years you've driven all the real Mexican anons out of here with your spam pedophilia anyway, retard.

You're too low IQ

can anyone with a bunch of games on steam invite me to their steam family

Thinking about getting into honking at attractive women

arby's is going to die from withdrawals now that the U.S. is going to require surveillance of crypto transactions

how does jasons cock taste, jeet?

explain, please.

damn. he's upset now.
as i said the other day, you dont even know goshy, you only repeat what jason says after any mex flag posts here

My tailor is Raul from Bayonne

it literally costs nothing and you niggas dont want to share your steam games with me

The Genius Act will restrict stablecoin issuance to banks and some tech companies. They're saying they'll probably extend it to Bitcoin and Ether too. These stablecoin issuers will be required to track all transactions and investigate/flag illegal activity.

indian cock is unironically goated

Damn, I bought bread flour but the recipes I want to make use all-purpose flour.

I have spore and worms revolution

How can anyone be a chud nowadays? Wiki clearly states that the first lesbian marriage in church took place in 1066!

yea thats not enought dog, not interested in those games

these wounded veterans on the commercials for donations... he says he'd do it all again in a heartbeat. i don't want to denigrate their courage, but really? you'd sentence yourself to crutches or a wheelchair for patriotism? i love this country too, but i'd never agree to getting my skull exploded into retardation to prove it.

Ungrateful bitch

family library sharing only works if youre in the same region.

you're not a gamer, stay the fuck away from me

Based 30+ year old boomer

dubs checked
dubs checked
69 gets an honorable mention
trips checked

Dreadful sorry clementine

I used to have a friend who was obsessed with Dwarf Fortress. He trooned out

finna cop one

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implying that happened to him defending usa and not israel

*Editor's note: amazingly he started posting in the very next thread*

dubs checked
dubs checked

I like Rimworld a lot, which is similar.
I'll probably get into Dwarf Fortress some day

epic bacon

Mr. Reddit bacon

lol nobody's clicking on that link

ÖOMPA LOOMPA DOOPMA DEE DEE
THE SUBSEQUENT MOVIES ARE PIECES OF SHIT

Been playing Shadow of the Erdtree strength build. I normally use magic but it's satisfying smashing through everyone with 2 oversized stone war hammers

haha yeah nobody…

Nah, Wonka was alright

every man should have a 9 suction and vibration modes custom heating settings extra strong rotational fleshlight for those special occasions

*Finna
Common misconception. The true ghetto term is "finsta"

lol true

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Finsta is a purer form of the abbreviation of "fixing to"

There are no blonde haired people in California or Texas...

Yes there are

in a lot of Uber driver photos they have this look on their face like you ran up to their window and pointed a gun at them.

Same phone filenames, same reddit schizo accusations, same fake concern for the regular Mexicans that don't even post here thanks to you.

Kill yourself.

I just want my face sat on by a beautiful woman, is that too much to ask?

hes still going

jfc whats with this guy

Grok says Anon Babble has 50,000 regular posters

South America > North America

Probably

Your post is WRONG

more like 500

REAL

Thread splitting is worse than making a bad /cum/

cum alone used to have like 50 - 70 unique ips when the ip counter existed, its more than 500 if every general has around that much

Dogberg is getting kinda chonky

Aye, how YOU doin'?

I wouldn’t take a crumb from an ant

failed to put on a long-sleeve shirt twice. i do believe i have been taken by the consumption.

crazy how korn has 1 good song

"creatures"... it's fun to roll around naked with somebody. you seem to be degrading the idea

No I'm degrading her, there's a difference

oh man did mother just commit a heckin racism
whatever should we do progressive alliance friends

I want Matthew Zazueta to come back

Not in the places your spicy ass frequents

I'm incapable of relaxing without alcohol. I hate myself

Hi, yes I have fucked a fat bitch.
Playing with their titties is really the only fun part
Never fuck a fat bitch with small tits

just destroyed a chud in a porn comment section

same

Iceland seems too good to be true, a magical frozen island where everyone is somehow white? Come on now...

yeah and why not self-deport yourself and you can help with the situation

German ass face

It was in the 90s. Way I hear tell, nowadays they're lettin in every scugnizz from Morocco to Somalia

bro if that was true migration would be going south and not north
kinda wish people had that perception though has at this rate leftists are obsessed with turning this country into mexico

What games do you want macaco?

trips checked

looks fantastic.

fuck chuds lol

the more the merrier

great stuff, bravo, Chang

The year is almost halfway over and I have now sat through two disney adult meltdowns over remakes

looks like it smells weird

I'll share my games though idk how to. I don't game too much anymore

only if it's a salad, but I think it's fried

Why did you redeem it

post your profile so i can see the games, its not really worth joining unless you have a lot because theres a cooldown to joining families

Ma’am are you a prostitute

Parson me my good sir, where might one procure lodgings and a whore?

how does this guy manage to be such an insufferable faggot
dude doesnt even live in america and perpetually butthurt about it
youtube.com/watch?v=8nZh7A7qTPo

ask her what size shoe she wears

If you assume you’re making an ass out of u and me

I dont want to for privacy but i posted all my games in pastebin
pastebin.com/pRPii4Qp

KEEEEEEEEEK just can't make this shit up
Thank you to the /brit/ bro who also knows and wants goshpedo dead

of course not! why would you even ask that?!

makes weird, beckoning gesticulations toward her crotch

Most of my games are super old cause i don't have a gaming computer good enough to play new games
Just one shitty laptop

Samwfag Canadian is samefag

pic

are you so fragile that one post of mine sent you into this seething spiral?

Christ here come a mentally ill discord tranny

But she doesn't speak it.

If she has blonde hair and blue eyes I’ll eat her pussy

Coming from the panty wearing pedophile obsessed with Jason for the last 6+ years that means nothing.

It turns out Uriah Heep's Easy Livin' briefly features in Dog Day Afternoon. Incredible, it's this 70s marxist Euro art movie styled piece by a 50 year old Jewish American director and it features Uriah Heep.

no stardew

yea never mind, i dont want to join one and regret it later, i was just hoping at least one person has like a 1000 games on steam and buys all the games

im the obsessed one

kek

We're all poorfags here i suspect

Was it actually your little sister's panties you were caught with? Someone QRD me on the goshpedo lore here and what happened in that trailer.

you know im not goshy but you wont back down because youre seething. must suck to suck.

Are fresh deenz popular in Brazil? I heard fresh deenz are popular in Portgual.
Deenz are awesome, and not peasant food at all. Their price per calorie can't be that low. No fish is cheap.

why is goshpedo having a melty tonight?

Will you stfu nobody cares about this shit but you

its the jeet leaf doing his stalker gimmick. hes been at it all day. im just leading him on.

Whomever those belonged to it was a child I know that much. Kill yourself pedophile

I suspect if i gave up coffee and became a full time alcoholic i'd become a chad
Coffee makes me too anxious

wassa wassa wassUP?! BIT CONNEEEEECT! BITCONNEEEEEEEEECT!

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All national socialists and followers of hitler must support Palestine in their struggle against the dark forces of international zionism

Teaming up with Jason and killing goshpedo with guns

i used to drink coffee heavily but weed is a lot healthier if you can get used to being a little high and not going crazy most nights
why are they mostly zionists then

What’s an interesting question to ask a lady

do you swallow

I can't do weed it just makes me paranoid and anxious, even the strains which are supposedly calming
Don't care for stoners

i like the middle one for putting her hand on her friend's ass

I posted this from my old Anon Babble folder from like 2009 the other day. Today I saw it on a YouTube video about elden ring memes. I brought it back and don't forget it

I posted this before you

How big is her Pheonix?

Roberto Clemente

people post that guy all the time, dingus

Had a veggie patty subway sandwich. Shit was beyond vile.

Cold recovery. Making fried potatoes for dinner. Day before last I put cayenne pepper because I thought it would "clear my nasal passages". Instead it made me cough non stop for the rest of the night. Yesterday, only salt. Was fine. Today try black pepper thinking surely that mild will not be an issue. cough cough cough cough.

That means you smoked too much
And strains don't mean much, just stick to hybrids

veggie patty

you brought this on yourself

i hope you feel better soon.

NO
I HADNT SEEN HIM POSTED IN YEARS AND THEN I POST IT THE OTHER DAY AND IT ENDS UP ON A VIDEO. IM THE CATALYST. IM THE COMMON DENOMINATOR

Don't know why some people were surprised trannies were normalized so quickly. If you let two dudes marry there's no real argument to make against letting one of those dudes become a woman to marry the other dude, it's just a slightly more/less version of being gay.

213

No, it was an edible. The 2nd time it was a one hitter
It's not for me

do it squirt

you sound like your brain is fried

Mi sueño americano

get fucked you stupid chud

It's the only 'staurant near my work

y-you too

I had their meatball sandwich, it was ohhh fuggedaboutit good

Chud

Words have meaning, you don't just say random words

normalize these nuts

yeah, but that's midness. The best comedies are those 90s romcoms with Hugh Grant, everything else is reheatet.

EARTHQUAKE
but na the pink looks kinda cute

lol nobody would care if he died

So the fleshlight sucked. I don't like how it feels. I think instead I'm going to try God.
Going to church tomorrow anons.

You’re off the bro list

I wanna go east. i got chinease fever...
youtu.be/UmaG5oQQ-Hc

How does it feel to belong?

Flashlights are basically identical to a real pussy so if flashlights suck then real sex will suck too

Good choice, best your pastor will suck you off happily

This is just a whole lot of goshpedo samefagging

The good ending

bag it up and toss it. to the landfill it goes, the graveyard of all mens' appliances sexual. watch your favorite stand up routine. it'll trivialize the whole thing. and get baptized. Lord knows, i still need to be...

Flashlights are basically identical to a real pussy

how do you know what a flashlight feels like...

It didn't.
Not a protie
It's been a long time coming
I am baptized, long ago...

It's been a long time coming

Cumming*
Na I'm kidding, I'm happy for you

On the verge of tears

incredibly cucked image

Abhorrent thread

it's okay, right? not so bad. easy, easy. you're alright. i promise. you will be okay.

Unironically true.

N

You miscreants go to church? Or are at least religious? Or if non-practicing, at least not atheist/agnostic?

it's okay, right? not so bad. easy, easy. you're alright. i promise. you will be okay.

I'm Christian but rarely go to church. Read the bible every day though

atheist and anti-thiest

Got a heater lined up

I'm agnostic
It just makes the most logical sense

i think the best argument for christianity isnt any argument which christians say or atheists say
it's comparing the behavior between the two and you realize how much poorer one worldview is

got a "beat her" lined up...hoo boy!

I'm agnostic

It just makes the most logical sense

Explain your logic

How the fuck....

are we recycling the jeet thread then

Not sure why you replied to that post, but agnosticism makes the most sense to me because "God is real" is an unfalsifiable statement, meaning we can never prove it one way or the other.

are you itching there, goshpedo?

We can make presumptions from probability though

goshy wouldve made the new by now you fucking drooling retard

im back

Such as?

I'm an extremely anti-clerical atheist

alri goshpedo

You're black
Make the new please

Someone make a new and not the one with schizotranny

I miss spinster

Saving my good posts for the new

I always do this

You're black

no

Make the new please

no. im too drunk. sorry

Staind - It's Been Awhile

Such as you can observe the things around you and say "yesterday probably existed" as opposed to the view that time only started just now with the appearance of age
Both are unfalsifiable in the sense of not being totally provable, but one is more likely that the other based on observable evidence

good posts

implying

i was gonna use the salty jeets thread cause im not some petty child. seems nobody here wants to use it either though.

What did you drink
Are you drinking at home or you went out

rioja. always at home

ermmmm I'm totally not goshpedo so I'm gonna make the real new

*Hugs*

Are we actually going to use that schizo thread because he's still in there sperging out

make the real its redditjeet on proxy