Thirdie posters unironically live in huge mansions by the sea with pools and tennis courts and live-in maids who are...

Thirdie posters unironically live in huge mansions by the sea with pools and tennis courts and live-in maids who are basically slaves that can be raped.

Is this huge mansion in this room with us right now?

This is not bad. Are you upper class?

looks much better than mine. also, you are secondies

im actually the maid tb desu

oh no i only have 12 different hair products in my marble bathroom next to my tennis court i suffer

do you have big dominican booty

My maid is an old fart woman who goes here only to clean and cook

my maid is so ugly that i don't even want to rape her and i have to play tennis instead i suffer

They really do.

What the hell, you've actually got a maid?

Middle of middle class.
We're fourth world doebeit.

Firsties have separate showers in their homes and exclusive shampoos

Bruh.

You take a dump and take a shower at the same time. You own the game, buddy!

My bathroom has marble, but only because it's cheap here.

yes, but i can show it only to my lord

Firsties have separate showers in their homes

Haha yeah, I certainly have that...

cor, lucky man

How often you call somebody "mamahuevoh", and "mi Amol"?

This. The ones that speak English have a good education and are upper class. They do NOT suffer

We call them housekeepers, basically maids but they don't roam around the house full time

That's the emergency toilet, not the one we use.
Those "12 different hair products" aren't just for one individual similarly.

you live in a dorm?

With family.

Those "12 different hair products" aren't just for one individual similarly.

They would be if you were a girl.

are you a virgin? i heard about the sex problem in iran

I have not seen a bathroom like this in Iran before, you live in a dahati cyberpunk 2077.

I'm not.
Israeli girls are two blocks down.
Yes.

Yes, and?

I get the 9 in 1

why do your students come to my country and have anal sex in gay clubs. i heard many such stories about your students in my city. you have no access to women?

That's just the bathroom of your maid, Kiarostami. If you were indeed poor, you wouldn't speak english

Man I miss living with my parents and having a maid n sheeit
Apparently my family was something like top >1% of income

Classic Trumpistan.

I would not rape anyone, I'm a moral man

Honestly if I were rich I would also hire some old lady, but exclusively to do the ironing (which I hate) a couple hours a week, the rest I can do myself just fine

You say that as if you're here every weekend.
Unfortunately, I have a mild case of Seborrheic dermatitis so I have to use one shampoo for hair and another for body.
Speaking from experience or something? Only state sponsored bootlickers get sent to Russia to study.
Nice joke, I wish I had a maid.
I taught myself English.

You placed your mesvak on the satl e ashghal? Khak to saret.

this is fake, right?

I'm a thirdie and I don't live like this.

اون برای آشغال جمع کردنه
من تو حموم مسواک نمیزنم

Thanks to the power of allah i can enjoy being neet without any negatives

Okeh.

Honestly it would be cool to have a nice sexy maid as your pet masturbator in house. But it would be only possible with the next robotics revolution

Speaking from experience or something? Only state sponsored bootlickers get sent to Russia to study.

Not really. I thought it was very easy for you to come to us. At least your country easily gives visas to us.
also why do you hate your country. You have almost free free gas for cars, no problems with work and many other things. Even drugs like weed opium or something like that. the only problem is this structure is an incel state => homosex in my cunt

At this point in life I genuinely am not able to pursue women any longer even if they lived over in the next room, I am just devastated by the constant rejection

absolutely NOT true

I thought it was very easy for you to come to us.

It is but no one in their right mind goes to Russia.

also why do you hate your country. You have almost free free gas for cars, no problems with work and many other things. Even drugs like weed opium or something like that.

Is this a joke?

This happens more to white sexpats living here than locals.

No need to pursue. robot pets is the future

are you transgender? if you hate your country because of this, why don't you seek help from your goverment. they will give you hrt and vagina, speccially for you.

I wouldn't be able to afford such a contraption