I had sex for the first time last week and let me tell you something internationally: you dick is probably bigger...

I had sex for the first time last week and let me tell you something internationally: you dick is probably bigger than you think. Looking down on my pecker I always thought it was small until I did it. Don't ever feel insecure about your pecker lads, no matter which country you live in.

So how big is your pecker, internationally speaking?

Are the prosties still 50€/20mins down there?

even if it's 15cm?

my dick is huge, women are in shock the first time they see it

I know this because I used the penis calculator
it said my girth is 99th percentile and length was like 70th
hopefully I get to use it one day

I think it's more a case of underestimating how big a vagina is.

penis calculator

Overestimating I mean, fuck.

My pecker looks big in the mirror but when I take a photo it looks small

This
My 12cm tiny pp makes my gf cum

Do you think Lovecraft had lots of sex? His name should've helped

Ye incels are retarded, you can hit the g spot with your finger so an average 15cm penis is more than adequate. All you need to fuck good is stamina and not coom too fast

Everyone in the red light district will tell you you have a huge dick anon

As a virgin, how can I best prepare my body so I can fuck good my first time? Just like, jogging and exercising and shit?

so I can fuck good my first time?

You'll not. First time is always shit. Just do it and get it over with

I reject your fatalism. My future is not yet written and is for me to decide.

For good sex you need stamina and a strong core. Some legs and glutes is appreciated (women love a nice ass and it helps you push). Having some muscles on your arms and pecs helps the visual side when you pin her down. That said the brazilian is correct, your first time is most likely going to be shit. Important thing to learn is how to find the clit (I used to find the vagina and then slide my fingers up until I felt a little bean). Also sex will improve over time the more you communicate with your partner and learn what you both like

He married Sonia Greene in 1924 at the age of 34, and according to Sonia, they had a sexual relationship.

She later described him as "an adequately excellent lover".

Prior to their marriage, Sonia noted that Lovecraft had been a virgin and had studied books about sex to prepare for their wedding night.

my dick is reasonably big but my wife very rarely has sex with me

He just like me frfr

jesus
imagine paying the price of two decent videogames from 2018 on a steam sale for 20 minutes defiling yourself with a random whore who's taken miles of dick already

Lovecraft would've been an adequately excellent shitposter

ONE OF US
there is hope anons

It might be more expensive today. I’m quoting 2015 prices.

Cooming once in 20 mins>2 open world ubislops lasting 50 hours each

there is no way in hell this man did not jerk off to BBC cuck fantasies

if only you weren't compelled to lick the anuses of modern AAA studio ceos and could buy whatever you wanted

also i can coom twice in 10 minutes for free AND with no biohazard risk

My curved 15cm lil pecker still makes me feel like shit

biohazard risk

prosties in civilized countries like the Netherlands and Germany have to go through routine checks. You’d be more likely to catch an std from Tanisha down the block.

I can do better and simply play anything for free
Yes but you can't embrace a woman while doing so

What does a routine check look like? They have sex with the whole police station and wait to see if anyone ends up with crabs?

How about I don't fuck used goods at all?
You pay for whores and brag about being a thieving nigger, amazing

kek
Here IN GERMANY it’s a legal job and as such they have to have a health insurance

I simply copy some code I steal nothing. And I don't go to prostitutes but see nothing wrong in doing so

My pecker is small, it is 13 cm fully erect. It was simply God's will that my wife has a very low uterous and tiny vagina, so i can still give her leg shaking orgasms with my tiny pecker.

So you can fuck them raw?

G spot is like 8 cm deep at most, you don't need to hit the womb (lmao) like in your chinese lewd comics

Nope. Can’t do anything that involves exchanging fluids such as kissing either. Some bitches even complain when you touch their hair because, I quote, “I’m at a job and don’t have time to adjust my hairdo”.

Well, I didn't mean kisses. I meant no condom.

No, you can’t go bareback. Read my post again, I said no fluid exchange of any kind.

That's kinda weird. I mean I still wouldn't fuck a prostitute raw because of concerns. But if they manage this so good, I don't understand why is this forbidden.

It’s not though? It’s legal IN GERMANY. They even have their own labor unions.

It’s not though?

I meant forbidden to go raw.

so the "niggers could be here" meme was Lovecraftian all along?

bareback

What a stupid expression

His unspeakable horrors are mainly him turning what we're his feelings towards black and brown pipo into monsters

Because of stds, obviously. You’re probably too used to them to care, HIVan.

As I've said above

I mean I still wouldn't fuck a prostitute raw because of concerns.

I said if they manage to care about it so properly then why they don't allow it? For example if a guy bring certificate that he's clean or some shit.