I'm almost 30, jobless and without a penny to my name...

I'm almost 30, jobless and without a penny to my name. I will die childless and alone and probably living in a very old car. How is your future looking like, in your country?

I'm almost 25 y.o and I don't care about this stuff
I want to get mount and blade and kill peasants from neighboring village

Pretty much same but without a car part

probably living in a very old car

sell the car as vintage and earn a couple hundred thousand dollars

Pretty similar. I'm still trying tho

ukraine, chile and brazil

I was hoping for fellow firstie flags. Sad!
irl?

Yes

based, hope your dream comes true

we are same

fellow firstie

Who's going to tell him

I'm almost 40 with a dead end job and $400k to my name. I will die childless and alone and probably living in an empty house.

Tell me what? :)

Don't. This is all he has left.

Holy fucking based digits too that's a fpbp if I've ever seen one

I want to blow my brains

That's the second time I got 555 today

If i had a gun i think I'd have kyssed already. Any other option seems too painful

How is your future looking like, in your country?

Currently unemployed, living in my parents basement. Suffering from some health issues. If i heal fully, i will go back to work.

I want a portuguese citizenship.
Gay marry me and I'll give you millions.

To avoid legal complications you'll need to open your ass to me too

You're the chosen one

9mm

70% it doesn't kill you even if point blank to the head

Portugal

Firstie

I just don't want the slightest possibility of surviving and then them trying to make me live with no head instead of letting me die

In my case if I ever kys it will almost certainly be by intentionally overdosing with a cocktail of drugs

I'm not really into that. Sorry, but you'll have to STAY where you are.

I don't think it would be that high but is there any chance of a full auto gun firing more than one bullet while pointing it to yourself?

idk you'll have to get a burger in here to elucidate you

intentionally overdosing with a cocktail of drugs

Can't think of a more painful, humiliating, torturous death.

Stop. Black. Pilling.

Makes sense

I doubt it would be any painful to overdose on opioids, benzos, carisoprodol and pregabalin, you just fall asleep and not wake up again

humiliating, torturous

If you mean humiliating to yourself it might be true but I don't feel like leaving a mess even after I go or hanging myself which must definitely be much more painful

It's true though, all the math adds up. It's OVER (for me)

In Europe this is leaving a very noble legacy

Do you really want to be poor?

good career prospect, loner shut-in but dont struggle to maintain superficial relationships at work, have a couple of friends i have known for years.
i will be that rich uncle who wastes his money working on his cars and other toys.

Put the gun down Papadopoulos, the world is beautiful and you are a part of it. We need you here.

No. You are here right now. It is not over. Start anew.

you just fall asleep and not wake up again

No, not really. Your body recognises it has ingested or injected a deadly dose and tries by any means to take it out. You feel sick and you puke your guts out but also your mind is racing like crazy because of the adrenaline and you start to bleed internally and puke blood and your head hurts like it's going to explode and you can do nothing to stop this torture because it's too late already and all the shit is in your bloodstream and in your brain as your slowly rot away.

Worst part is you have a high chance of surviving and being brain dead the rest of your life but with enough mental capacity of your actions and what got you there

Just don't kys dude. There's things to live for. Try to transcend the basic needs and mediocrity of life. Try everything before you go. Otherwise it's just pathetic

Massive loser but at least managing an above average career

Barely spend money so have loads of savings

Brothers are bigger losers than I am somehow and don't even have the good job cope

Wouldn't mind being an uncle at least but they're both more hopeless than I am, there will be no grandkids for my parents

staying poor vs destroying the social fabric of portuguese society by letting in a single brazilian

I will stay poor then

What's with the gets ITT

Also I'm in the exact same situation . We're gonna make it

/employed_neet/ gang where we at?

trash genetics are forever.
best weapon for self defense in case a bum tries to rape me in my future car-home? I was thinking a hammer should do just fine...

Do you also work from home?

That's why it's over for you.

You put the supposed needs of others before your own needs

Besides it's not as if I would ever live in Portugal. I just want the citizenship.

Portugal is a mediocre country for me

i move from one job to the other often, but when i am lucky its hybrid so i get to slack off AND work hard when i want.

will be that rich uncle who wastes his money working on his cars and other toys

Same. But I'm terrified of it

Cope, you are desperate to live here.

embrace it, for example tomorrow i will get a goatee and some glasses.

When 25 years old I thought I'd just never have a job. I was a NEET for a very long time then and I actually tried to find a job for years and it eventually just happened. Now I think about how this job in particular will never allow me to move to my dream country.

Based