LOVELY FUCKING FOOTBALL edish
I SUPPOSE WE HAVE THE FUCKING CANS TOO sub-edish
/brit/
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fuck off
Womensteins be like:
YES that is the outline of my actual fanny lips
NO you're not supposed to look at it
Jay from the Inbetweeners is on Richard Osman's game show on BBC 2
me? i just look anyway
A tower of a fellow as strong as an ox, of dark complexion, broad shouldered, with a long black beard and moustache. A natural rough humorist, who through unfortunate circumstances was recast into an awful brute. Out of personal revenge for the bloody injustice that befell him (in 1515) with the killing of kinsfolk and destruction of his property he became a freedom fighter of legendary standing
Another nice late spring evening with more blacks and browns playing just outside my living room window with their bikes and scooters on the grass and pavement, just not on...
stop making threads if ive filtered your flag you bastard
Right so this shite starts at 8pm apparently
I don't watch the footie but it looks like I have about 90 minutes to get the cans and get drunk enough to scream 'blind fucking cunt' at the funny ref man
so where are you lot going on your jollybobs?
Im on the bottles, lad
So do women know those shorts show a bit of their arses or what
haven't been on holiday since year 5
if immigration is a problem in england it's because englishers passed on their bad practices to the migrants. here in scotland the immigrants are polite and courteous because their hosts started that way
I hope you're taking it easy with the cans lad. You don't want to overdo them.
All seven of them aye
get your arse to mars
why can't there be an american/euro super country that takes the good out of both
like everyone speaks english fluently as a second language through school, has 240v outlets with walkable historical cities with great architecture
but can also own guns and drive pickup trucks with little tax
marse
Support patriotic alternative
scrubbers
Looks like an African mother with three children, a white mother with FOUR mixed children and no father, grass will be destroyed within the month...
going to pakistan in july and ill try saving enough to go somewhere in central asia later in the year
was in Lyon with the gfberg last month
just had a pleasant long weekend with mates in north devon.
might go to northern spain in early autumn with the gf
mates have also suggested a ski trip early next year.
WAHEYYYY
Ah I'll take it easy for the weekend
Why the fuck are you obsessed with this
could easily report this post for off topic if i wanted
curry for tea x
the 18 year old twink keeps messaging me on grindr
Manchester United heads a ball and falls on pint glasses in Plaza Nueva before the UEFA Europa League Final 2025 between Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester United on May 21, 2025 in Bilbao, Spain (2025)
Is there a no ball games sign? If so, get the police contacted, get them arrested
I'm so ready for the world to end
what curry
Lads I've just said 'paki shop' out loud in front of mumberg
freak
Need big fat jiggly female arse
Just stick my head in it
She brought me a dirty sock so that's nice
The lads as it were
cute berg
Alright but consider this. It IS the paki shop. Accurate name
bracing for a maguire winner in the 124th minute
Feed her
man, I wish I had a missus to go on holiday with. what's your secret?
genuinely the most horrific european final of all time
if you just got £4000 what would you spend it on?
i just got £4000 but don't know how to spend money in such large sums
didya rail 'im?
god spurs are so shit
lob it in the isa
she's in my giffgaff I give her 4G
yh x
buy a house i think
At least we know why Son was so shit this year
And Spurs are gonna win. Ange actually wants to win this thing, Amorim has basically been saying he does not want to be in the CL next year and being there will only cause him more problems.
All English final
2 Englishmen out off 22 players
yang and yong
be serious korea
Going out for a nice dinner with a mature women tonight (my mum)
Buy drugs in bulk amounts and then divide it into smaller quantities and sell it. You could make a fortune
who do you reckon has the biggest knob
I don't have the connections for that but is probably the best idea
absolute state
Make sure you pay for it you ponce
Spent £30 on a single pen last week. Don't know what I'm playing at to be honest. Don't even write that much.
0 Englishmen. Maguires a paddy and Johnson is mixed race.
Why are English people so shite at sports
keem on you Spurs
shag her
This cost 120k in 2001.
You wanted it and you bought it. Now enjoy it or throw it away
Why? He wants to fight? Tank Davis? He'll be killed
put effort into yourself and finding a gf.
but also dont be an ugly autistic freak.
and how much in 2025 la
2 pence
Like 300k
Shithole town in Scotland but still ridiculous price increase
who doe their bodies have to be so beautiful and their minds so evil
I ain't got no cigarettes!
youtube.com
Vinnie is still a bit skittish but slowly warming up to me
you mum costs £5 on a friday night in 2025 desu
knob wouldn't even reach mate
4 quid more than yours does
swc momento
I read that the dog that is best at begging for scraps of food from humans is the alpha in wild dog packs
so often the cutest looking dog will be considered the undisputed alpha
just seen a man outside with a really long neck
Shitty woke version
would need a burj khalifa tower bbc to satisfy her
spring's over autumn's here
the gender divide
You now remember Jay Slater
Back with the cans, whaeyyyy
If it's a draw at the end, what happens? Penalties, golden goal or just overtime then one of the first two
What's your name irl? Mine? it's Jimmy Russell
no i don't
Joe Bungus
Is he the doctor that fell down a hill on holiday and died?
um
Look homie.
Simon Padrille
rorke you egg
Tottenham XI: Vicario; Porro, Romero, Van de Ven, Udogie; Bentancur, Bissouma, Sarr; Johnson, Solanke, Richarlison
Man Utd XI: Onana; Yoro, Maguire, Shaw; Mazraoui, Casemiro, Fernandes, Dorgu; Amad, Mount; Højlund
Most of your parents weren’t middle class. Especially if you’re the grandchildren of men who were tradies
They bought a big suburban home and a swanky new car and went on holidays to Spain or France because of a very unique Blairite mirage where things were cheap, credit was the basis of everything and mortgages were handed out like tictacs (eventually caused the 08 crash)
You can’t replicate it because it was a fluke. What we’re seeing now isn’t a fall from grace it’s a return to normal. The working class were gutted in the 80s and now we’re going back to that.
good
It's alright.
proper english names them
t. blairite zoomer
Blairite
zoooooooom
hope ange does it. he needs a souviner for his time in the prem. amorin will have other chances
I have a confession. I just ferociosly gooned -- for the second time today. Not proud but it was good
Thing is I had an insight. What makes a person troon out? I think it's the positive feedback loop of being a gooner. When you are a heterosexual male, being a sex addict is kind of hard, because you don't have unlimited women who will shag you. But if you are AGP and just wanking off to the thought of being a woman whenever you feel like it, you can spiral out of control, cos there is no one to stop you but yourself
Mazaroui
Unique name that. Man united player?Part of Lancashire or Cheshire is that from?
what a stupid ugly fat bitch
ooh TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR LIMITED against MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB LIMITED
I reckon I was ascendant working class at some point but it's all come crashing down
bruno fernandes on the ropes here
he's moroccan
Bobby Charlton
what part of Lancashire or Cheshire was he from?
timmy's crush
The world is a different place.
i’m a celtic fan but just shows the utter fucking gulf of the Prem
He’s struggling there and looks noticeably aged and stressed. His tactics are failing. He struggles to get team and fan confidence.
Up here Celtic was literally scoring for fun when he was in, and beating Rangers nearly every time we played them. Won two trebles in a row. He didn’t give a fuck. Everyone loved him and he treated the job more like a hobby in between living in Glasgows West End. It was party mode for him.
Those little hockey players.
Australia cries out for British residents
I'd like to go to Brazil, all South America really but it just seems like something you'd either do to watch the world cup or if your life has gone completely wrong and you're just ready to say fuck it all who cares if I die there fucking a 10/10 prostitute.
4-3-3
richarlison
it's over
ange strikes me as having a massive aussie chode on him
All Spurs aren't we
I'M LOVING BIG ANGE INSTEAD
AND THROUGH IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
what an odd thing to say
Never had a chance in the first place.
his tactic was a cheat code against any opposition who would be less organised
but even up here you could tell it wouldn't scale as well as brenny's control in games
still goes hard
nonceposting isn’t that funny anymore when you really do want to shag them
"guitar"
"shoes"
"Hahaha"
"muffins"
Why is /brit/ so gay
pussies
due to woke
Yang sent Son ultrasound images last June, claiming to be pregnant and demanding money. She later received 300 million won ($220,000) and signed a non-disclosure agreement.
Both Son’s camp and Yang acknowledge a past romantic relationship, but they dispute the paternity. Yang maintains the child was Son’s, which Son denies.
LAST JUNE
NO WONDER HIS SEASON'S BEEN FUCKED ALL YEAR
AND I WAS TOLD "SON'S A GOOD BOY THAT LIVES WITH HIS MUM HE'S NOT LIKE THESE OTHER FOOTBALLERS SHAGGING ABOUT"
ALL FOOTBALLERS ARE THE SAME
my grandad was a surveyor is that working class?
We have a big one here.
Good song this
Ange had an actual style
Rodger’s flip flops constantly
Nothing will beat the sheer fluke magic of Lennyball though
leftypol tried to destroy it
but rorke never forgot it
Look, man. This is a big mistake.
cold
OPENED THE FUCKING FIRST CAN
WAHEEEY
covid lennyball was actually painful to watch
Frankhammer good.
you are so wrong . ange's passing patterns and pressing were just more immediate, opportunistic and incisive
brenny's is possession based, systematic and risk averse. it's a lot better for consistency hence his multiple trebles and better performances against higher order opposition.
Aren’t you like 47 you sad gimp lmao
EastEnders co-stars Barbara Windsor (right) and Steve McFadden backstage after the soap won the 'Most Popular Soap Opera' award during the National Television Awards at the Royal Albert Hall (1996)
Afroman - because i got high
His tactics were literal insanity for the prem and everyone told Levy this and Levy didn't listen. To be fair Ange was also told Levy is a right cunt and he didn't listen to that either. When his players started dropping like flies because you can't play Angeball nonstop and Levy said fuck off when he wanted better players the writing was on the wall. He's gonna win this and get fired, what a life.
contact
No, lad. I AM 47
just keep up with the scores these days don’t watch it in depth x
we win the league every year anyway
does anyone have a photo of EastEnders co-stars Barbara Windsor (right) and Steve McFadden backstage after the soap won the 'Most Popular Soap Opera' award during the National Television Awards at the Royal Albert Hall (1996) thanks
let me at the guy who made the syntax for RegEx. I just want to talk to him
off his nut on coke in this picture
hi bros
His tactics were literal insanity for the prem
this is pure angeball mate
Just learned about the thread watcher
I see the cam, girl.
Phil on crack was some of the best shit ever.
He's one of the best actors this country's ever produced.
Based.
Read a theory that Lennys snus that season was actually acid tabs
Why he put connor hazard in goal for the cup final shootout, God told him too
If he wins tonight, this will go down as one of the coldest aura moments in football.
who the fuck drinks carling
burn them alive
top o the morning to you laddies
for now. 49ers will change everything
shes so funny
last time i checked her page she was beefing with the entire nation of thailand and was responding to people in thai
Rock hard after seeing the jeeta threads in outer Anon Babble, yet they are all grim around me irl
also dont be an ugly autistic freak
...
Diverse.
got some ice cubes on my bollocks
drinking a pint of gin
Feed him
frankly too cold
might lash the heating on for an hour
Reckon it was his poor recruitment, like signing Duffy to be a ball-playing CB behind a 45 year old Brown
1738
im like hey whats up hello
the oldest person in the world right now is an englishwoman born in 1909
Anyone got any working class runt memes?
alri
just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL
there is more to it
would love to rattle her bones
he'll look like a right twat if he loses thoughalbeithowever
It's not that much.
Anyone sexually attracted to women?
The prime minister indicated in the Commons that he would look again at the £11,500 threshold over which pensioners are no longer eligible for the allowance, as he tries to win back public support and quell a growing Labour backbench rebellion over benefit cuts.
one of the best performances ever
legalize converting the working class to biofuel
Dont care; voting Homeland
just realised fat elvis looks a bit like peter kay
trees are mental
remmmyyy booooys
because if there's anything boomers need it's even *more* gibs
What?
clouds are mental
Fucking hate old people look at them trying to do their “feel sorry for us” face hahaha hope the council knock it down and they end up on the fucking street
if there was a left wing party that wasnt preoccupied with the useless woke stuff i would vote for them
nah nah nah
flowers can talk
Might slaughter them and then claim I didnt understand the ramifications of murder
Fucking mongs eh
I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, is any of this for real or not?
A prolific shoplifter has been banned from every Greggs in England and Wales after being caught stealing from there seven times, police have said.
finally the police doing something worthwhile
would only work if you're black or muslim m8
mmhmm tear it down timmy
a liberal centre-left party with anti-immigration policies would win literally every single election without fail in an absolute landslide
Cum harder, Aussie.
That's what you'd do, is it? You'd vote for them?
I dont mind blacking up
liberal
anti-immigration
doesn't really compute does it
Just now
the sky is mental
elvis was a fat slob bastard
Daily life 1990s England man running across the street. People crossing busy road., City of London traffic England circa 1995 UK
it's a rerun isn't it
erm yeah it does you absolute fucking spastic
i would vote for them yeah. also if there was a right wing party that wasnt ran by mongs grifters and foreign agents id vote for them as well
he jus like me frfr
bant
triangles are mental
used to
we mus RETVRN
Haven't drunk alcohol for ~6 months. Currently had 2 1/2 Tesco Pear Ciders and don't think I've felt this obliterated since Freshers 5 years ago.
well not really
Now here's a man who knows what he would do.
?
like when? 18th century britain wasn't anti-immigration
yes pls ;_;
alright pythagoras
Yeah, I'm sorry. I typed out a very aggressive post which made me laugh and shared it without properly evaluated my arguments. I'll endeavour to do better in the future.
I got right longed first night of freshers
Fell down some stairs in the halls and sprained my ankle
Fun times
Wish we could ban them all from coming
kissing the cat's snout
before the woke
they would be if they were subjected to modern mass immigration. your labour voting grandad certainly did not like foreigners
my labour voting grandad was irish mate
There was no reason for it.
his grandad was getting blacked on the down low
bradley mentioned
might have a block of cheese for tea
cool
and i suspect he didnt like africans and muslims
What's the endgame?
well you suspect wrong
he quite literally used to host refugees in his house back before he and my nan got old
well he was a fucking gimp then
Baston Irish
This is madness. Now grab my dick with your 2 hands and give me a handjob.
sxyprn not available
it's over
‘
Aussie cockroach
I had to like because I am here in 2025!
FUCK
shrubbery is mental
looking forward to the footy tonight so I am so I am
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V india respect button
Is it reasonable to ask my parents to stop buying shit food?
They can and do actually make or eat good food too but they just can't resist eating absolute shite which I do too as it's easily available.
genuinly too cold in my bedroom
we are kids
Me in the Golf GTI