Almost sharted while driving earlier

almost sharted while driving earlier

i am a stereotype

were you trying to find a parking spot to do drugs in your car or to film something

i was eating

It's normal bro. I sharted twice last week, once in my bed and once at Sprouts. Happens to everybody, just wipe and go on with your life.

I ate some indian food that I made last friday. I think it was slightly expired because I can't stop farting

I sharted twice last week

It's normal bro

I have never sharted in my life. Do you guys have IBS or something

You cannot honestly say you have never trusted a fart you shouldn't have, or never sharted while you were asleep.

No but I have been eating a higher fiber diet lately which has been making me shit like a parade horse

I suffer from IBS and it has only happened once in my life because I also had a stomach bug, certainly not weekly

I went full jeet a few weeks ago while running on a trail. There's a porta-potty but it was 2 miles away and I wasn't gonna make it. I found some trees and shrubs, hid behind them, dropped my drawers, and just let it rip.

That's surprising with all the greasy, sloppy food Italians eat.

You can tell your health and the quality of your diet through your poop
If you shart that means you have a bad diet. Most americans shart because all their foods are bad so they can't really do much about it

I sharted twice last week

UGHHH.... gross anon, fix your guts.

Most americans shart

Stop believing memes are reality.

Sharting doesn't exist here. It's exclusively an american thing
My guess is it's from the poor food quality you guys have

How do you know? It's not like most people will admit to shitting themselves, wherever they are in the world.

how do you understand american culture so well

It is objectively true though. Everyone sharts sometimes. Or at least has some leakage from time to time. It's just how human biology works. It isn't a big deal.

You can tell when someone shit themselves either through smell or visually. All those videos of people sharting their pants are all taken in america

I never sharted in my life. Go change your diet it's unhealthy

werent you already full of goyslup food if you sharted yourself? why did you feel the need for more? and why eat it while driving?

Idk I have sharted at least once. Our food is just shitty and tends to cause that.

All those videos of people sharting their pants are all taken in america

proof? because britbongs have pretty shitty diets too and also have many fat people
it's not unlikely that some videos or pictures were actually from the uk

ITT euros acting like they are somehow immune to the occasional consequences of basic biological functions

occasional consequences of basic biological functions

Which will never happen if you have a normal diet. All those chemicals you guys put in your food is causing you to shart

UK is also terrible when it comes to diet but they don't eat as much added chemicals as you do

All they ever eat is carbs. They couldn't shart even if they wanted.

i know sharting, its what happends when i drink beer. probably something intolerance idk. but if i dont drink beer i shit logs all the time and barely have any air. if i do get something that cause diarreah i feel ill because its a sickness and my body react to it accordingly.
but my beer sharts, comparable to american goyslop sharts doesnt, its just constant brown anus discharge, impossible to know if a fart is a fart or a wet shart, and i dont feel ill.

My gf once shat herself af IHOP. She's not even fat and looks alot like Anya Taylor Joy. She just used to be anorexic and would get sick if she ate more than a few bites of food at once.

your food is le bad o algo

I'm worried that some of the replies in this thread might be real

This, I don’t do it as much as you, I shart maybe 5-6 times a year. But these other countries are such uptight babies they can’t even anonymously admit they shit their pants a little bit sometimes. Keep a plastic bag for your shart-wear to throw away, and a change of underwear in your car at all times and it’s not a big deal at all. Euros especially are such little bitches it’s crazy

sharting doesn’t exist here

Imagine believing this. I don’t even believe you specially haven’t done it

He's fronting. Europeans are constantly drinking and eating runny melted cheese at every meal. The shart in mart meme is all projection.

I took my friend to the doctors when she was super duper pregnant. On the way her water broke and she shat and pissed herself at the same time. She was wearing a skirt. My car has never been the same. I lost about 10 percent of my attraction to women that day permanently

Every European woman has sharted at least once in her life no matter how beautiful she is
remember than whenever you see pics like this

I legit considered breaking up with the gf after that encounter. She also threw up from laughing to hard at the movies once.

It’s hard to get out of your head right? Anyway I’ve seen in person 4 different women shit themselves in my life and 0 men, and I spend like 90 percent of my time with dudes, if I’m not alone that is. Men get the bad rap for shitting themselves I think because we are more inclined to admit it, but I wonder if women shit themselves way more but just don’t tell people. Must be a way to know for sure

Y'all ever try wiping as part of your pre bedtime cleanup? Usually a lil bit of poo in there. Stay safe

cumsharting from anal sex is just hot

One time, i shit myself proper, i was on a 3 day binge, eating barbecue, working and drinking heavily before, during and after work
I was walking home, tired, in a haze, not drunk or hangover, just half asleep and probably hallucinating
I took a piss behind a tree and continued walking home
Not 10 meters from the gate, sudden sharp pain came, stomack, as if someone punched me
I had seconds to realise that a liquid horror of shit was upon my ass
There was no way i could hold it
It was too sudden and too strong
I just shit myself, gave up
The walk of shame is the worst part
I walked to the tap hooked to a hose in my yard and thank god it was night and i live alone in middle of nowhere, i washed my ass, legs and everything i could in moonlight
I walked into the house naked from waist down and barefoot, carrying shitty wet boxers, socks, shoes and trackpants, threw them in the washing machine and washed them then and there
Second time was when i ate deep fried small fish, then got drunk, then ate a burger of a sort, then continued drinking until morning
I went to bed normal, but the urge to shit woke me up from alcoholic deep sleep
I stumbled to the toilet and shit myself before i could sit
It was horrible mess
I cleaned everything i could, but later i found out i left shit off my hand on the bidet knob
Both incidents, it was because of beer mixed with bitter shots
It reeks and its like molten hot
Few times hangover shit was black almost and my asshole hurt standing up
It was probably blood, happened whenever i had to wake up early with a hangover and go work something physically exhausting
Made me rethink when to drink and how much
Id rather not drink at all for the night than drink 3 to 4 bottles or cans, get hyped by the quantity and stop
Its worse than edging

Like farting and you start diarrhea? That's not normal.

Welcome to America patriot

Come home, aryan man.

OP here
My farts have been bad all evening and I've had to shit twice

I think I need to make a dietary change

just unitedstatian things o algo

Are you guys being serious? Wtf man.

Don't you have some disease in your water that turns your poop runny and yellow?

Exactly what it sounds like, when you fart but accidentally shit yourself a little bit

Sarry poop bro. America is already CEO of sharting

Ok saar i come to america

I have always admired the implacable Indian spirit. You are welcome here.

My gfs problem was she decided she wanted to be a model at one point and thought it would be a great idea to get down to 80lbs while being 5'9". She was only eating like 400 calories a day at her lowest point. I kinda forced her to start eating normally but anytime she'd eat normal food or normal amounts of food in a quick period she'd get really sick. Her throwing up at the theater was especially bad. She projectile puked right on the head of some bald Samoan guy in front of us. Not seen any other women shit themselves, but I did see some roided out woman at the gym piss herself and pass out while trying to deadlift like 500lbs.

You made Modi proud my son

Wtf man. Is this shit real.

The shit is VERY real. When I was on Paleo I left tracks on all the gym equipment for months. Gut biome's a hell of a thing, man.

Find a rock called zeolite
Crush it into a powder and eat a spoonful every time your stomack starts acting up and you feel like that day you might have a rowdy gut journey that might devastate your plans
I gave it to pigs and cows i used to have as medicine when they eat something bad, it makes you fart a lot but avoid sharting and shitting awful
Its not medical as in it helps regenerate, it soaks up everything and devouts you from nutrients, gut bacteria and eveything you ate, but also carries away toxins and whatever would ruin you if you didnt
Its like a cold heavy restart to a very old pc
Might be dangerous to overdo
I dug out boulders of the stuff
Its very easy to crumble
I beat the rocks with a hammer and sifted it few times
Tastes literally like dirt would, without anything in it
Or clay
Keep the powder in a jar in the fridge
Also, speaking of zeolite and fridge, if something goes bad in your fridge or freezer and despite cleaning it smells bad, like onions or decaying meat, put s shard, or fist sized rock of zeolite in the fridge and the reek will go away i to the rock and you throw it out
You can buy it in drug stores but those have quintillion other addons to make you faggot tranny zog man titty having freak like all mainstream drugs or supplements as they call them

High caste only saar, you must be kSHARTriya or higher... Come to Bakersfield sar drive shart truck then become CEO of Microshit American dream

Kek you just reminded me I’ve seen several women piss themselves lifting. To be fair, I also saw a guy get explosive, and I mean that literally, shit when he did squats. Fuck man that was so funny, I’m getting another laugh remembering it.

indians itt playing stupid

Oh you

Get a bidet and wash your ass subhumans

I’ve definitely sharted before

Thinking about it just now it was actually only like five or six weeks not months. I almost got caught once but luckily I was wiping down the rower and told the guy I recently dyed my ball hair with henna lol.

I have genuinely never heard of sharting my entire life. Last time I shit my pants was in kindergarden.

A shart isn't diarrhea it’s when you try to fart but end up accidentally shitting your pants and it happens to everyone

No it doesn't. What the fuck man.

Guess sharting isn't a big thing in India since you all wear dresses and go wherever you happen to be standing and don't have any food to begin with

"Sharting" isn't a big thing anywhere.

i had no idea the sharting crisis in the usa was such a pressing issue
you need to lay off the taco bell

Brazil is well known for powerful sharting game due to your constant drinking and partying

brazil

Nigga please. I’ve been to your cunt and I saw a chick with shit running down her leg walking done the street in rio.

Hope you feel better soon.

Speak for yourself goofy nigga. I shart.

foreigners

This is a website on the internet, boomertard. Facebook might be more your speed

Not him but this is an American website, zoomer. And talking like some ghetto hood black dude just makes you sound like a retard.

It's a Japanese website actually

Do poles shart?

I never sharted and never seen or heard of anyone shart

American website

Try again.
You facebook boomer niggas are so insufferable lmao. How many Qanon theories have you read this week?

Stay on topic please. This is the sharting confession general.

unc not gonna like this one

I already confessed that I shart. I'm waiting for the election Anon Babbleboomer to confirm that he sharts.

Based Bosnian folk remedy

I'm glad that despite our differences we can all come together over a shared interest in sharting