pidge edish
/brit/
So you’re telling me clogwog and belgiumnonce are two different people even though they’re so close together?
kinda sex
so brown pigeons ARE real
I have it on good authority that this is indeed the thread
Is the ex gf of 4.5 years sn?
and it's a duckling subedition
kekmao
get in
off to a roaring start here x
we know ziednonce has a similar gimmick on /nederdraad/ so he probably started mimicking clogwog there
all ugly. mum cant catch a break ffs
fucks sake i posted in clogwog's thread and no one told me we were all in here, now i've been made to look a right knob
The Spanish government has called for the removal of the listings of nearly 66,000 properties on rental platform Airbnb on the grounds that they breach regulations for tourist accommodation.
So i looked at Plymouth at Google Maps and i was a bit stunned because it doesnt seem to have an old town? The central area looks like a commieblock soviet shithole, dilapidated concrete facades, ugly windows, ugly paving etc.
I just assumed Plymouth was an older city, or was it bombed to the ground by Germans, whats the history?
might sound like a fat cunt but it makes me sad how cereal and candy doesn't taste as good as it used to
why aren't there diet sweets (i.e. using aspartame instead of sugar for low/no kcals like diet pop)?
who are you quoting
dunno
on the proper job cans aha xx lads
pep's hoodie
there are loads of sugar free sweets but they make you poo like an upside down smelly volcano, I should know as I once scanned a packet of those nice strawberry and cream boiled sweets they sell by the till in Aldi and almost filled my trousers an hour later
yeah clogwog is 190 and he recruited ziedbelg via the tranny janny discord
only posters who defy the pedo raiders killing the website are mousegod and me
um
t. spaino
got the boomer rock on
Do you drink Guinness
Sugar is vital for the texture in solid foods. Aspartame you need like 10x less of than sugar so the sweet would be powdery and tiny
got the bangers on
it was bombed to shit during the war yes
the nice old bit is called sutton harbour, it's small but lovely x
there are but they use sugar alcohols like sorbitol and xylitol which are laxatives (they're also in prunes for example)
Watching race across the world, that welsh lad would get it up the arse, the posh lad too
they use sorbitol as a sweetener but it has a potent laxative effect if you eat too much, read the reviews of sugar free gummy bears or the like
sorbitolcord onamadone
holy shit Patrick O'Flynn died
another day where I've done quite literally nothing
Big Sweetener has a death grip on this general, sad to see
i miss the ex gf of 4.5 years so much things should never ever have ended hiw they did
and the worst part is I know she realises this now
but things have gone too far for us to be together again
ktim but of almost 4, alone for the last 1.5 now
same done fuck all but still earned £90 in bennies
Oh i found it now, its right by the water, i expected it to be a bit further up where the big road is (I assumed a boulevard or something like this)
Usually when I plop into most towns in England its a nice old town this is the first time I was shocked
tonight i've made myself a casserole
be right back forum going to harvest the nettles from behind my shed :£
standing outside poowong bus station
pirating music from spotify before my sub runs out hehe (in garrys mod)
Can't wear my glasses for a few minutes because i just got out the bath and the residual heat is fogging up the lenses
walk a mile in my shoes and see how hard life really is.
it's a huge port in a strategic location
hitler fucked it up
reckon we need a vote to decide if leafs are in fact yanks
obviously they need to fuck off just the same, but as I understand it the jury is still out on this most pressing issue
Rorke's mum
how can a bong rip be violent
what even is aspartame. no body knows
being a speccy blind bastard
Pink shite
poo
no one care me
sweetener
hii.. im nonce >~<
theres only one substance that can sweeten things. its called sugar YA GIMP
E coli byproduct
me think u speical
might have to do a little kill meself
umm rorke is also a sweetie pie
loping forwards at a very high speed on my knuckles pretty scary
they're america's scotland
the north part has no one living it in it's jsut a waste of space
New
if i weren't employed i'd be drinking 24/7 basically
youtube.com
Message from the Lord
what about fresh teen pussy
Mental how I feel good after 8 pints but that is way past the limit of when I should stop
James May goes to India
Show immediately cancelled
Really makes you hmm
that went well for you didn't it
i'm just joking i'm literally stuck in your wall like that episode in ed edd n eddy and we're telling bedtime stories to johnny
any 250 pound+ gf man in?
doesn't seem to have affected your typing.
update windows
now computer doesn't go into standby mode
ah yes, microshit at it again
Same, ideally id never be sober ever
Every day would be spent drinking and smoking
Its good im not rich because if I ever came into money I would most likely kill myself with drugs tbqh
brits still call world war 2 "The war" haha you silly bastards
how do you have the energy for it? by the third day of binge drinking the acid reflux and intestinal shit is rife
i remember once I drunk straight for close to 48 hours and the day after i was dry heaving in the toilet
it's harder to be constantly sober than regularly pissed
but it's even harder to be constantly pissed than constantly sober
rorke rhymes with dork. really activates the almonds
My bf is 300lbs... for now
Suddenly, I viddied what I had to do, and what I had wanted to do, and that was to do myself in; to snuff it, to blast off for ever out of this wicked, cruel world. One moment of pain perhaps and, then, sleep for ever, and ever and ever.
and indians will brag about how microsoft has an indian ceo and is half staffed by them too
total madone when i stop posting the thread goes to shit
Father never liked to talk about the war.
Germans call the napoleonic wars the "war of liberation"
rorke trying to get his name to catch on as slang for shagging a girl e.g.: I gave her a good rorking
i type like shit with perfect vision, so the loss of it has helped in this respect
what is this from
americans have never won a war
im nonce
sure. a likely story.
i'm not gay but me boyfriend is x
the whole life orderdem
You're bisexual?
America started loosing every war after the military desegregated
ephebophilia =/= paedophilia
Have got girls comming out me arse
genuinely think people who obsess over these freaks are not normal
that's actually true. You should have seen me try typing this out. Fucking right mess
pondering a jaybaesun wank
don't know who top right is
pondering a felixfoxxx wank
women love obsessing over true crime but when lads do it it's "not normal"
She has never bothered to learn to be independent. She had a horrible time of it at uni and rushed home as often as she could. Yes, she can get a meal for herself, but doubtful her parents want to eat frozen peas for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It is easy to say she can handle everything on her own, but she hasn't. Mommy and Daddy have often bailed her out or we have witnessed her having a meltdown if something goes slightly wrong. They are always a phone call away, or perhaps right across the hallway. She relies to heavily on her mother as her favourite companion when she should have friends from uni or co-workers. She mentioned in her latest vlog that her friends are all distant and some she doesn't see for years. That is not healthy for someone who is in their 20's. It isn't healthy for anyone. We have seen, over and over again her desperate need to play act, copy others, and avoid adulting in one form or another, and cling to her childhood or surround herself with younger people for comfort, wishing she were one of them again. She bought her own place 7 years ago, but never had the courage to live there. She is still cramped up in her little childhood bedroom, still having others drive her places, we believe she has left her part time job, as well, at this point. None of this is healthy adulting. My cousin is a lot like her. Her parents both passed within a few months of each other. She never dated, never moved out, relied on them for everything, and now she is a mess. Her sister is fed up with her and who knows what will happen. She lives across country and I have not seen her for decades, so she is a stranger to me. I see Ruby following the same suit. It isn't all about money. I never said she would be homeless. I am talking about her coping mechanisms. It is about her mental capabilities. Ruby is lacking in spades.
is keir starmer a gay homosexual?
pondering a Firefox wank
what?
exactly
firefox r34? hawt
who else do these people you get the posts from hate
prefer not to say if i've seen him at Riposte or not
entire UK government condemned Israel
Starmer has begun a Jewish international civil war
what to get my mum for her bday?
clockwork orange
Joanna Dennehy
had a hatred of men and went around murdering random blokes in 2013
doing a back of the fag packet analysis on rorkes virginity
i feel like britain has a lot of people with jewish ancestry who aren't even aware of it
France and half the EU has too
hope she got raped by prison guards
Ah yes, 2 years later the condemnations begin
The EU isn't directly rules by Jews
I’ve just let the ghouls into Tenpenny Tower
I feel like this I feel like that blah blah blah blah blah
not me
One is a lot more tighter than the other
It is though
There is a single remaining hospital in Gaza and Israel deliberately broke a ceasefire agreement so they don't have a choice now without losing the Muslim vote completely
i feel like chicken tonight
net migration of 900,000 feral ghouls a year is sensible and sustainable
shall shag the obese toiless just to say i've done it
um
Trying to get the 'sheed voters back
Don't worry im waking up the normies on mr houses social media platform
Eurovision missed it sorry :x
Is this bitch for real
ok
scromitting
imagine if the /brit/ poster house had one big room with all the bed in it and each night i got to go one by one and tuck you all in
The Oriental Clam
Mad how it's the most radical immigration policy in European history but opposing it makes you a radical somehow
what are your chicken pronouns?
we need more biomass............because WE JUST DO! OK!
?
mousenonce family on the way is it
In the 2024 US election trump actually tried to appeal to arab/Muslim voters by saying Kamala was pro israel and that he was in favor of peace. Now that he's been elected he's deporting legal US muslim citizens for criticizing israel
Slavic.
the umposters could have their own wing xx
what was that tv show that was on channel 5 at like 4am where the birds got their boobies out in the pub to the sound of carribean music
no reason not to
sure that wasn't your mums porno tapes?
your mums home videos
dunno but (you) me if you get an answer
what? drop agent orange over there everywherE?
migration talk
Chuddy was kept out of the sexual marketplace by an immigrant again
forgot to eat my tacos and now the trump administration are trying to import me
indians are destroying australia, they're moving here faster than we can build the infrastructure to support them, they're worse than cane toads in terms of environmental missteps
brown biomass is a biological warfare agent
gazans in north london and west bank palestinebergs in norfolk. simple as
white women don't gear near immigrants, thats why they rape
faint sleepy murmured "um um ums" eminating from the um room
88
checked
if we let them keep doing this we'll end up like a Mumbai slum
they need to go to preserve white civilisation
drop agent orange all over norfolk
Identifies as white
Heh
RIP Norm.
odd looking rear end that
britpol down is it
now
um
business idea: north northern power house - expand glasgow by filling in the area between there and kilmarnock with free housing for palestinians
so cute xx
might wank the willy, might not
i run this place
phoneposting
embarrassing!
can't take a desktop ban like a real man?
i've never watched seinfeld
I don't know, is the male loneliness/"don't approach modern women" thing a thing here in /brit/ or is it just Yankee clusterfuck?
wth wheres her fanny hole
is that post what I think it is? because if it is well
Fucking enormous knockers those.
Name changes
Clotoviga
Ludvig
Louis
Lui
Mental
Going to be called "L" by 2100
better yet get a girl to do it for you
got to reply to a few females text messages cba
uh oh melty
might order a pizza
jizzrael is evil
Dare to dream of a White planet lads.
what do you even talk about with females
love island and taylor swift init x
basically because white brits go on holiday to benidorm this means we need to import endless Nigerian families with 5 kids every day forever for no reason okay??
Im off
Too many schizos and britfeel losers in here
mainly respond to their invites for things
they are energy vampires, you see
Just ask women about themselves
That's all you need to do for a conversation with them
you just KNOW this nigga is umming his little um out
Pooing and such
so cosy
um
despise so called mentally ill people
white brits
Intesting tha by using this you inherintly believe there are black and yellow Englishmen
someone having a wee meltie is it
you and me both
*holds hands and skips out of the thread together*
marvel movies
whys her lips all balled up and curly
Do you miss the 2000s?
The television shows Peep Show and House, respectively, make me miss the 2000s.
Indians are, fundamentally, inhuman biomass.
Give Iran full independence and its perfect
Grim asf imagine sleeping in a hotel knowing a ten on one BMWF gangbang occured there
jaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy
not even a race issue for me anymore (although i'm no slouch when it comes to racism), it's a matter of pragmatism, the system is so clogged up with these cunts it's unbelievable
i've seen posters hung up about how one group of jeets is pissed off at another group because some girl got killed in the 90s by the other jeet and stuff like that, the cunts are bringing their intra-jeet rivalry bullshit here without any shame or self-awareness
All right Alexander. Let's talk about the future of Ukraine.
FOY
Dare to dream: anglo scots cross border NEOM in Berwick for Gazans
Man's arse
what precipitated this insane schizo meltdown
I did
Move Israel to the US as a new state
have dominos
shit green
wew
think we need to wrap this um gimmick up soon, it's getting out of hand
Always finding it.
The Border is empty
It's perfect for a dozen million immigrants
I'd assume his usual other brit general is dead because it's filled with freaks like him so he's come here
ermm….
get the ion cannon warmed up
name?
she's nice
personally i prefer olivia robin, she has a nice cock and decent chebs too
cockiana grande
Harry Cox
i thought jay identified as male
CWLTSHC
Might do a poo can't decide
my name is richard mcgowan and I'm from glasgow
need to shit and shower
We cannot survive without African men
tell me about yourself anon
putting flowers in um posters hair when they're not looking
hugging um posters from behind when they're in the kitchen
buying um posters flowers in public just to make them blush
making breakfast in bed for um posters
Need to shit in the shower
night poo freak
night poo freak
I want his guts.
I'm black
I'm gay
I am an adult male virgin looking for a boyfriend-free girl
has anyone ever had any luck visiting the poshest shops like bvlgari and and rolex and that and asing if they have anything they'd like to donate to a charity raffle
she has a nice cock
she has a nice cock
Jaybaesun isn't even a tranny, it's literally a man with a shaved arse they're wanking to
cockmogs me by a lot
Jesus as the Door:
John 10:7-9:
Jesus states, "I am the door. Whoever enters through me will be saved. They will come in and go out and find pasture."
um this is rly cute :S
just got cockmogged in greggs
it's literally a man with a shaved arse they're wanking to
as opposed to proper trannies which are.... not that?
yes and
In the 20th century, the black was the bioweapon battering ram used by the Ewige Jude against Whites.
In the 21st century, it is the Indian.
right well the cat's just had a slash on my bed so that's just great
trannies are also men with shaved arses pal
What the fuck has happened to /brit/ today
The downturn in quality has been extreme
gen z more like gen dead
based berge
Scottish salmon
Cornish salt
Jersian potatoes
Kentish wine
frustrated virgins just doing their thing
Trannies at least take hormones to get some tits and more womanlike fat deposits I guess.
Like I can't wank it to trannies at all but I can to jae as a gay lad
Oh I get it because you say zed so it rhymes.
If you say it the American way it doesn't rhyme.
do a human poo on his litter tray
horrid battyfreak
your fault for keeping a stupid animal captive
everyone needs to scream out for mousey tonight at midnight
Indians are quite literally the perfect golem
Phil Leotardo, as the house
"GET OFF MY STOOP"
how do i unread a post
did quite the poo earlier.
Covid was less than 5 years ago and everyone has essentially forgotten about it
we cannot forget the insanity which occurred
those people who were proponents of this insanity are just walking among us now like they are normal people and this isn’t okay
Be 80+
quite the poo indeed.
ask biden LOL
i thought the vaxxed had the mark of the beast and would drop dead after two weeks? but we're walking around like normal 5 years later?
Only reason we're alive is because of the lockdowns
So he's a Doctor right? The best diagnostician in the hospital, maybe in the country. Thing is, he's a dickhead. Like he fucking loves being one too, it's like a drug to him. Speaking of drugs, he's also addicted to Vicodin which he started taking for leg pain after a pretty serious surgery that saved his life, but almost completely took his leg.
He would probably be dead in a ditch with bottles of the Vicodin by his side if not for his need to "solve the puzzle" and cure patients of their often unique and unusual illnesses.
All of this i've told you about him has generated quite the cult of personality around him, which his colleagues, his best friend, and his boss are all hypnotised under. They know he's wrong to act the way he does. but they can't help but enable.
He does often bump heads with people, including patients, for the way he acts, but in the end he will save a life and be revered as the hero.
Then he goes home, alone. The mask comes off in a way and he is left with the depressing reminder of how much he hates himself and his life. He's a tortured soul really, but he chooses to hide it through his behaviour. Probably because it's easier for everyone.
Two ageist posts
ever do a poo and it's all bubbly like aero?
I was bro.
lmao I remember when they said that vaxxed people were protein shedding and could pass it on in the air so don't be in the same room as them
I never look at my poo after I take a shit
I consider it bad luck
New
Absolutely agree
You thought wrong.
Not nice to take the piss about that.
load of faggots and trannies