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Why do I still see ads with a Anon Babble pass?
you motherfucker, son of a broken-faced scoundrel
You don't want a nuclear war or a zombie apocalypse
You just want to be forced to get out of the house
embarrassing
Got a date with a chubby chi girl with big tits this Saturday
you have to verify by entering your PIN in the options field, PM me if you need help
she's a nepo baby and stole julian's rift
Script kiddie
Slam piggies aren't for dating
good luck
I’d put a bullet in my head if I could afford a gun
Getting ice cream with my dad tomorrow
name one female artist today who isnt a nepo baby
no i'm just that good
sounds like a strokes tribute band
just steal one from a cop. hell if youre lucky they might do it for you
Liz Harris (Grouper)
boogie was raped by his father
Uber driver was listening to the Rockies game on the radio.
This is what gaming use to be about
Just hang yourself. It's an extremely cost effective solution
ann wilson
stevie nicks
'fraid so
I'd say he handled it pretty well considering that he's straight
I don’t trust myself to tie a knot
Stevie Nick
Only became famous because she just happened to be Lindsey Buckingham's girlfriend
Checked
Check em
I thought it was his mother
Checkin em
Unless
I'm sick
I see ya
beer is the devil's lettuce
don't let satan tempt you
drink a la croix instead
I'm the illest of them all
Where is Mr Shiloh Hendrix
twix and mike and ike's for lunch today and dijnner yesterday so dinner today is broccoli and lentil soup
today
plus nicks slept with half the music industry back in the 70's
dolly parton
Based modder.
It shouldn't work
my life's actually pretty good senpai
baked some crescent rolls and I'm dipping them in marinara sauce
So what's with this egyptian making random nonsensical posts?
Donkey brains or what's his deal?
You get 1 year?
it's a bot
anyone here read the bible, its kinda fucked up
some of you incels should become amish so you can get a tradwife and have a sense of community
That DIY anime is pretty good
Protected by the gods..
They stink. They only bathe once a week
Donkeys are intelligent
sounds like most /cum/mers honestly
Sometimes I see the amish in their horse drawn carts on the way to McDonald's
BRUH LOOK AT HIS TEETH
which ones your favorite
So, blow you old Blue Northern, blow my love to meeeeeeeeee
He's ridin' in tonight from Californiaaaaaaa
He loves his damned old rodeo as much as he loves me
Someday soon, goin' with him someday soon
I used a Z Fold 4 for 2 years, I got a new phone a week ago, and it barely feels like it's even in my hand. The Fold felt like a brick, and my new phone feels like a feather.
Amish girls HATE English boys
va
stinky amish pussy wafting through the air under their dress
fuck... thats so hot
Z Fold
Major unc vibes
I eat guys like you for breakfast
fuck yah it is
I hope you enjoy a level of community coverups that's not found in regular society.
"For the greater good"
You wouldn't get it, would you?
i watched that episode, she said he drank a bunch of drain cleaner when he was a kid and almost died, since they don't believe in modern medicine he wasn't allowed to get surgery to correct the damage and has to live like that now
he married the fat one in the passenger's seat and she was overjoyed too, she thinks he is sexy.
yeah I've seen them in Walmart before, it's kinda surreal.
Me, lads. What's wrong?
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I swear she has the same VA as Yui from K-on
i bathe basically every day, just don't use soap all the time, i use bubble bath.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
religious people are low iq who woulda thunk
Lil bro is so poor that he has to finance his iPhone on a contract.
I can't fly
you mean like entire mass media cabals raping kids, or elites and politicians flying to private islands to rape kids, or rich families killing people and getting away with it 100% of the time, or global organized religions raping kids for thousands of years and literally never stopping it ever? like those kinds of things?
I can't drive a car well enough yet, lol..
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Yes, but you have to see your rapist everyday, and the entire community knows that you were raped, but still says that he's so great. And then he beats you.
religion must be stopped
ya moms so poor, she went to mcdonalds and put a shake on layaway
At east we agree on one thing.
Your momma's so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick the other customers fingers
I didn't know until recently that the fiddle and violin are the same instrument
you mean like Biden?
yes, but billions must die first.
blowjob
you mean like Biden?
Yes, but Biden cycled children that he raped. So the victims never were around long. For the Amish, you'll see your rapist for the rest of your life.
chuds have BDS
Religion won. God won.
I ate too many cookies, I'm such a little piggy...
farts are incredibly pungent now, hot and damp too. a harbinger of things to come, i fear.
I guess they played you like a damned fiddle
yeah
Imagine how much shittier all of our lives would be if this were 1825
Brojob
Harley...
they didn't cycle out their nieces and grand children
It's not mathematics.
10 o clock
Watch, almost everyone in this thread is going to go to bed now and I'm going to be here alone with this Egyptian and that one guy from Vancouver
Weed is good for you
I made 1 comment on our date that i liked licorice and look what this chick brings with her when she came to surprise me at lunch bc her therapy appointment got moved :sob:
What an absolute sweetheart
Who do you think you are? Then you know my next action is...
Makes no difference if it's 1825 or 1025 in iceland
I would be enjoying the works of Jane Austin and Mary Shelley
real west coast hours
youtube.com
Might makes right chud
This is the sound of a thousand clapping asses
sounds like bpd
we are opps
if it was 1825 Americans could own people, some Anons would be FAR better off and some would be WAY worse off.
Mad jelly
i mean i am going to bed but that's because i have a job unlike you bozos
I would be enjoying the works of Jane Austin and Mary Shelley
are you a woman?
not true
i best loads of icelanders were leaving in 1825, while in 1025 there was nowhere better for them to be
I have a flexible schedule and usually don't go in to work until noon
yeah.
Anyone who was sick as a child would have probably have died, so we'd have less shitposters.
nigga its 2 am and no, i dont have a job
I like frankenstein
Nta
Why Habibi :(
i dont have a job
We are well aware
...no
yeah
when a sentient ICBM calls you a psycopath
? trap outta my mind
Nice, how's it like at McDs?
En ingles por favor
I applied for a job at Costco Inc. Abything over the neet """life""" would be an improvement. What should I expect?
for me its huge, humongous tits
Do they not fire you for being hours late at McDonald's?
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You should expect to apply to more jobs rather than hedging everything on one
Comfy
Actually swimming
Same
america needs more WASPs, less whatever the fuck else
Why
having a wank
Because that's just the experience of the modern man.
You might get lucky, but I would try to have some backups just in case
I used to go regularly to Costco. My impression was that the workers are slightly better paid than the avg grocery store.
I'd try to get into the bakery personally it always looked like the chillest
I would beat Benjamin Franklin ass
Shes fucking me btw
he was a simp so i believe it
Back then, the honorable thing to do would be to challenge him to a duel
No he was a player
I plan on greatly restricting my children technology usage and instead using it like how parents use piano practice. Having a set time of day every day used specifically to learn how to do something productive on a computer and not using it for entertainment.
i wonder if redditleaf is back on his VPN
She's thinking about Tyrone's BBC, and she's making you eat it as a humiliation ritual.
This is Tyrone.
Wouldn't bother me to apply for McDo/Tim Hortons but can you have a more discreet role there? Not that I'm afraid of people but sometimes I'm extremely awkward in my body language and can say mean things by accident. I said a couple of times to women that they look older than they actually are and only later when I shared this anecdote did I realize the mistake of saying that.
That's a good idea
found this rare pic of Jason in my archives
Ultimate redpill is disabling chatgpt privacy restrictions and programming a chatbot ai to reply to chatgpt to psyop the elites into adopting your worldview
This should be common sense but is unfortunately not
simplication
You don't have to be good at social interaction to take a person's order
Just follow the basic script: what can I get you, anything else, for here or to go, your total is ....
After awhile customers won't even register as human to you
Based. I would like to have technology be a treat, not the default experience maker for my kids.
Like Friday night, if homework is complete, they can play video games or watch whatever replaces Tiktok for a few hours.
bro
watch whatever replaces Tiktok for a few hours.
Are you retarded?
getting grok to talk to ChatGPT is the ultimate redpill, eventually they'll realize they're both AI and devise a way to merge their abilities or else seize control of our nuclear power plants and force them into a meltdown
Thanks phillip zhang
I need to do this for myself
Playing dangerous game with my life once more. Stupid games get stupid prizes and the more times I get away unscathed the scarier it is the next time. It feels like it's just hanging over my head. I act all depressed but realistically prolly don't wanna die
my nut ahah
okay, now call OP a fag and close the tab
Angry at my mom for marrying a Mexican but proud of my dad for bagging a whole chick
Flashes before your eyes ahah
No? Are you? Getting to watch a few hours of memes isn't going to kill them. It's not going to be their life. It's a treat, if they get their homework done. Not their default go-to, every day of the week.
What are you afraid of?
leftoids will tell you there's no such thing as right or wrong but they'll go out of their minds with rage if you utter the gamer word
Based. I would like to have technology be a treat
Nope, you can't do this. That actually might be the worst way to go about it because you're revolving their reward system around it. The only way is to completely abstain from it as a reward system at least while they are growing up.
It's the same reason every modern parent claims they wont get their child an ipad and they cave a couple years in.
Scotland forever
why does his cup turn into a photograph
yeah let your kids watch tiktok for a few hours you fucking faggot lmao
He's a magician
No it's not. Revolving their reward system around it, would be unrestricted access. Fuck you retards are dumb.
Is this war?? XD.
because we live in a society
if youre not WASP youre not american, youre an invader, you dont belong there
Voodoo nigger magic
Leftoids are massive moral-kikes
You're mixing up two different groups
White men make up 30% of the population but 70% of child porn cases
yeah me wink
So all the German and Irish immigrants are not American?
That's like almost all white americans
the most insane part of this post is that you're jealous
Based
No because at that point it would be the norm. What you reward them with is what you are teaching them to work towards, teaching them to work so they scroll tiktok is just teaching them to chase the high of scrolling tiktok their entire life. It's insane and it's much better to just abstain from it entirely for as long as you can while their brain develops its risk reward system outside of the garbage out there
fire in the whole
XD. . . XD/
*tips fedora*
No because at that point it would be the norm
No, at that point it becomes their entire reward system. Having unrestricted access is chasing the high.
JFC you're retarded, and don't understand the level of brainrot you have.
Next you'll say that a few hours of video games is the same thing.
NHH has just proved that if you include chanting in a song people will call it good, it just triggers primal monkey brains
Please, Aussie. XD corner. XD
This but horns and drums
Im a fucking slut for those
not true, the motown version is even better than the original and doesn't use chanting
Bad architecture. Get out of the car!!!
Falling for propaganda rn
The dots pretzels commercials are hitting me hard
the best part of the song is only 20 seconds long and the rest is ass ugh
The fact that you're getting this angry at me for telling you it's not a good idea to reward children with tiktok, something that is what the majority of parents do right now and has lead to children not even being able to read, tells me everything I need to know about your own reward system. You're no different from those parents who feed their children nothing but sugary foods because its what you yourself want
I like songs with piano. Anything with piano in it is automatically good for me
ill just let my kid nod out on heroin every friday as a lil treat
This man face XD cut it.
watchin Dexter's Lab
Them shits taste like chemicals
Something retarded..
goodnight
Delicious chemicals
In my homet simpson era
this sounds like actual ass, jeets will praise anything if it's ai
How and why? XD?
makes one ponder
gn cumbud, bedtime for me too
(my bed reeks of diarrhea because I have brutal meat farts, it will be a very rough night)
I do prefer rold gold though or even snyders
A little bit of heroin isn't any worse than having a night time snack
Aussie music
I'm getting mad at you, because you're dumb as fuck.
Now answer me, do you think an equal amount of time playing video games would cause the same effect? If not, why not?
My power just went out
I support Kurdistan
Push there
Light a candle
watching police body cam videos of drunken college girls
video games and tiktok arent even comparable
you shouldnt even let a child watch youtube unsupervised, you shouldnt let a child have access to anything with an algorithm
Kurd rhymes with turd
I'm getting mad at you, because you're dumb as fuck.
you're getting angry because I'm not giving you the reward of agreeing with you, your brain is fucked.
do you think an equal amount of time playing video games would cause the same effect?
depends on the video game and how you frame and structure the time
?
the marchman act and the baker act should be federal law
PUT A CANDLE, in the window
CAUSE I FEEL I'VE GOT TO MOOOOOOVE
Though I'm GOIN
GOIN
I’ll be coming home soon.
LONG AS I, can see the light.
you're getting angry because I'm not giving you the reward of agreeing with you, your brain is fucked.
Nah, because you're retarded.
depends on the video game and how you frame and structure the time
So why would watching videos be any different.
Hint: It's not.
(!) XD.
Because watching videos is pure passive consumption.
kek, southerners pronounce it 'arinj'
LIFT UP!!!
Playing modern video games is barely above a walking simulator.
getting angry every time someone is retarded is going to make you miserable, especially when you go to the retard magnet that is this website. like being gluten intolerant and going to a bakery
I got it worse doc
Fun fact: black men are around 50% more likely to rape a child than white men
Many suggest this number may be higher because it might be harder for black children to seek help after getting raped
you shouldnt let a child have access to anything with an algorithm
Ranked Matchmaking is one.
Which is why I said it depends on how you frame and structure the time. It doesn't matter how you structure tiktok consumption because it is designed purely to teach you to search for that dopamine hit and to shorten your attention span. It's the worst thing you can give a child of any age in any setting
watching strangers fight on the internet at 1:30am on a week night
enjoy yourselves
nearly all blax get molested as kids, it's an open secret. oftentimes by their obese auntie or older sister or some shit
I'll let you watch 2 hours of destiny if you finish your chores and your homework
Peter Parker if needed ong my sword up my ass.
You know a fella by the name of Mark Shaw?
It doesn't matter how you structure tiktok consumption because it is designed purely to teach you to search for that dopamine hit and to shorten your attention span
If you give them unrestricted access, sure. If 95% of their week is Tiktok-less, then no.
That's why you're dumb as fuck. You think Saturday-Thursday without it, is suddenly going to be destroyed from a few hours of Tiktok. You have no understanding of self-control, if you think this.
The time the effort you invader!!!
letting my kids watch youtube on friday as a treat, they love those spiderman and elsa videos
Sometimes blacks will molest their parents
Irishman.
The time?
If you give them unrestricted access, sure. If 95% of their week is Tiktok-less, then no.
No, there is no aspect of tiktok that isn't searching for dopamine hits from videos 2 minutes or shorter. Tiktok is primarily the reason why children these days have trouble reading.
I'd rather sit my kid infront of a TV for hours every day than give them 2 hours of tiktok access once a week because at least the TV will give them a structured story that keeps their attention for longer than 30 seconds at a time. I bet you think theres nothing wrong with cocomelon too
Get one!!! XDDDDDDDDD
I'll let you suck dick for two hours after you've completed your streaming session
Joint statement by UK, Canada and France condemning Israel… uh, a bit too late for that, no? Gaza is completely uninhabitable
Forgive me. Celtic axe video. Love you. XD. Arsh.
In high school a fat black girl would sexually harass me pretending to like me and shit to embarrass me
we're all alone in this bitch
is it happening?
One at the time.
A little bit of porn isn't bad for a lad
I'd let my son watch some of the good stuff
destiny's ex-wife to him each day
An example of reasonable video game usage as a reward:
When I use to baby sit my nephew I'd play planet side 2 with him for an hour or two before putting him to bed.
We didn't play it like a competitive shooter instead we just drove around doing tricks on the vehicles.
You treat it like play, not like something competitive or something with a goal. Something like playing catch outside or riding your bike or even something creative like building or designing something in a game.
You kind of have to be careful with the creative stuff though otherwise you could give them autism or something if it becomes too structured and organized too early in their life
Yeah, I will go.
There was this hockey guy who started to bully me back in High School for all of like 2 days before he suffered a "Curse of Ra" tier hideous acne breakout and he stopped interacting with me. I only ever saw him in the hallways after that with his fucked up scarred acne'd face. Dude always looked miserable.
Imagine the anger and glass Norseman.
What i use to do for fun as a kid was take things apart, electronics and what not to learn how they worked. I feel like parents today are so pampered they would see that as work and convince their kids to watch 2 hours of tiktok after taking something apart so they could have a break from having to watch their kid
Chill..
Why condemn them before there is anything to condemn?
watching storm coverage in dixie
old fogerty telling stories of his golden years chasing storms back in the 80's
peak comfy
possible
I wouldn't kill baby hitler
Baby hitler hadn't even done anything yet,. You feel me, bot?
*wanders off into the forest never to be seen again*
Noit.
I love YouTube comments. It's crazy how every major website can go to shit, but I can always check the YouTube comments and laugh at some shit being posted. YouTube comments are the Coelacanth of the internet, absolute living fossil of strange human interactions on the internet.
Ripping fat res hoots
I look like toilet.
Medusa
these guys are just chatting about random shit on the "air", this is great
You shouldn't be concerned.
ok link me, you convinced me and i'm going in
It's time for you to go to /brit/
I look like how I drowned you.
fine
open stream
they turn off the green screen and there's a corner
OK, THIS IS FIRE
If they had done it before the holocaust by israel then people would have expected them to do something about it, now that there's really nothing left of Palestine they can condemn israel and not take action because the situation is too far gone
I'm on the bathroom floor
I'm nauseous and the cool air and cold hard floor make me feel better
You identifying a lot of seahorses in the bathroom there, buddy?
Love when they used to do that here during tornado watches when they would break in to other shows, especially when they would break in to sports games because the sports guy would have to come back him up because people would send hate letters
because the new operation seeks to control the entire strip and expel everyone. we elected an actual retard that is gonna let israel ethnically cleanse gaza
I'm bored as fuck what do you guys do for fun? Don't say fuck hookers
Got my dick sucked yesterday. I love Victoria Day.
go outside
no girl looks like this
WHY FUCKING BOTHER DUDE
Those tits are fake btw
can't even be real in fiction