woodpecker
/brit/
Natalie Portman in Leon. Phwoar.
Marble Arch May innit lads
Visit USA
Thank God I'm not British (pajeet)
nth for the holodem
Scran with the gf
Moment disabled 93-year-old is pepper sprayed, tasered and hit with baton by police before dying three weeks later
That's not his image. He stole it from Reddit. DO NOT reply to him.
sleep pretty darling, do not cry
and I will sing a lullaby
boy you're gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time
boy you're gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time
I never you give my pillow
I only send you my invitations
and in the middle of the celebrations I break down
boy you're gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time
boy you're gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time
it street too steep give vertigo
rorke eating pork. haha that ryhmes
groovy baby
who is tapa ?
Should have dropped the knife shouldn't he
reported for nsfw you horrible yank
stop sending me your horrible nasty pictures, I do not like them one bit
The new James Bond WILL be BLACK as COAL!
timmy serving up the fried chicken in his funny suit
can't help but sneak a look in it at katy girl laid out nicely on the table
so this is rorke
jewtube ads just getting utterly ridiculous now
Getting raped
Is this Sean Connery or is it the leader of Iran?
remember when Anon Babble got hacked haha
came up out of the sink
Brave browser. Ublock Origin. Never seen an ad in my life
never know what to do when a girl is grinding on you like only so long just sorta saying your arms/hands back and ofrth over her hips and stomach until it gets kinda awkward
cant rly just grab at her tits frantically from behind
much prefer face to face where you can kiss and suck on tits properly
your'e still rubbing your cock against her groin anyway
Why don't you use adblock
feel like this is all the same person posting
all the same person posting all the posts
two people other than me
yeah I’m not thick
on about when I watch it on the telly
LOVE Asian women
You don't need ublock if you have brave you daft gimp mongo
I use freetube cause I don't even want to visit jewtube website
All the lesbians I’ve met have been completely mentally ill in some way
?
CAUSE IM SO MESSY
That's just all women lad
diego
it's the same guy
(8) serving... serving (8)
Don't call me a daft gimp mongo, you rambunctious PEON
I ordered a double chicken tostada salad for today and a double chicken avocado salad for tomorrow
I hope the avocado doesn't turn brown *knock wood*
women at toil have all taken on phrases they heard on tiktok. very grim. like "i love that for me" "that's giving...." or "you're serving body"
violently farting
love a good woodpecker
Can't be fucked to do the car insurance for days this week, keep saying I'll do it tomorrow and nervously checking the quotes hoping that the price remains roughly the same
a toad
mental illness is a false idea but yes at least 50% of humans currently on this earth are spiritually and behaviorally ill both men and women
crouched barefoot in the bath cackling
uploaded my first yt video today
interesting how many people use uoutube but never uploaded a video
uoutube
would peck her?
she's a type A idiot then
you get the full spectrum of personalities at oxbridge
I'm so miserable that I'm refusing to pursue relationships even though I know I could have one
Three weeks ago I messaged this hot girl with huge tits on tinder. She responded and was clearly into me. I then didn't bother to respond. I just don't want to put up with another person. It's much easier to have a wank. I can't see why I'd want a person in my life. They'd annoy me and I'd only harm them. I don't want to be alive but I don't want to kill myself, so that's no energy to bring into a relationship with another.
Based boomer zappers
oh here he is
It's fucking gay how you need to pay to post with a VPN on Anon Babble
it's me
I'm toad of toad hall
cronem zooted up and ready for katy
my fit neighbour wants me to look in her window i just know it
Apparently they're adding mousenonce into GTA VI
Translation: she's incredibly jealous
is this from reddit?
Those are some shocking looking tapas, what shitty vegan shithole are you in?
thinking of vampire exgf again
it's giving whiny incel creep, rorke.
thats two type A weirdos so far
reminds me of the time I was speaking to a girl and her friend in the pub garden about my grandfather serving in turkey but she said that organtuans were monkeys so I had to correct her that, actually, they are apes but then it was all going so well that I just said "Alright, goodbye then" and walked away
do not watch videos like that
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
Just gave the arse crack a good vigorous scratching and got all the bits of toilet paper out of there.
He's on a mad one
I hope he links up with Gary Eats to do a heist
Chat is this real?
sex attacker Bradley
I feel very proud of any man who would do this
what is a tapa
I never tried all these "hip" zoomer foods
avadaco toast, what in the hell
can see his bollocks
yeah we were playing hl2 deathmatch
can the transdem take much more?
I believe it's being towed
the daily regimen
is that rhode island
ROXAAAANE
this is how some of you niggas be
Have smoked weed every day for a long time and now I've stopped temporarily, currently drinking white wine and watching that Alex Jones Sandy Hook documentary on sky news
in spain they put all these foods on the bar where the booze should be and they make people eat it
Brain damage from the forced psych drugs
I didn't get none of the mental health. Only brain damage. I feel nothing in my genitals now. So that's nice (sarcasm). I cant even get high from drugs. I do molly and I feel nothing. Someone need to be held accountable. Fml. And also they have murdered my soul. And my boner doesn't work any more. Goddamn.
bruh how is man gonna be taking general studies fourth a level
man did not not know that they wouldn't not allow that
I'm dead
sent man's bum straight to durham
blud is banned from the south these days
really hate freaks like this and i can't escape them because i like vtubers and they're EVERYWHERE in that space
what you on?
this bust for alchol
dogberg doin his dogberg thang
Why are you talking like a negro when you're a scrawny white boy?
Posted this in /cum/
Theres 2 fags in there rn and this has got them on the ropes
me?
Rorke seething
London cries out for more mystery meat biomass
you people are kind of dumb I'm going to honest with you
Are These Prestigious Shirts Really Worth $500?
youtu.be
japan... actually looks kind of shit once the novelty wears off
katy girl cannot fathom his neck
she'll be following him back to the gherkin round about lunch time
you're looking at the wrong parts of it
Will be responding to the next post
No it's from right here right now
Only thing you could have done
pick me!
i have bell clappers deformity where the balls can rotate freely in the ballbag. it comes with a high risk of testicular torsion and i get ‘intermittent torsion’ like once a week where one of my balls rotates 180 or 360 and i have to rotate it back or it starts hurting. its not that bad just scary when i cant immediately work out which way it needs to rotate to be fixed (especially because the pain doesn’t subsist immediately so it not always obvious if its fixed). on an incelwalk the other day i had to speedwalk back home because I couldn’t work out which way and didnt want to fondle myself in public
Are we going to Anon Babble then?
you are allowed to publicly touch your balls in this situation do not worry
Response:
That hot girl with huge tits you messaged on Tinder...should have pursued at all costs. Imagine how amazing that would have been to spaff all over her amazing tits.
If you still have her contact info you should try again
The C Programming Language
clapping my bell
Here:
25k white zimbabweans out of 17 million
half the cricket team is white
what did they mean by this
Same x
not hungry but there's another big bag of walkers' salt and vinegar and a cold beveragino in the fridge
do I do it lads?
selling something on Vinted
list for £135 which is already a bargain
receive offer of £80
decline
receive an offer of £85
decline
counter with £115 since this fucker obviously doesn't want to pay the asking price and £20 is a good chunk off
receive a third offer of £90
who the fuck is this person?
check their profile
paki
block him
Should have been the first thing I checked, I never would have even reduced it to £115.
Be careful lads, always do your checks
no thanks I don't do pink boards you're just going to post a load of gross porn
NEED a vape or a fag or something
totally addicted but off the muck
it needed a thorough inspection with my entire cock and bollocks out
got a sausage problem lads
rhodesians are the negroes' negro
heathermelty
This girl is white tho
Penny lane is my ear and my eye
Someone come finish this ciggy with me x
Oh okay well I have chronic epididymitis so if I wank too much or sit cross legged or basically do anything that doesn't treat my left testicle like the most sensitive thing that's ever existed then I'll get an infection and need a two week course of antibiotics that ultimately only mostly work
Happened last year and this year. Today it's felt like a toothache in my bollocks despite the fact I finished the antibiotics on Thursday
cant put in to words just how much better life is with a gf
not even the sex or anything
it’s just the sense that you are normal. you are a normal person who does normal things like going to the pub or the cinema or for a meal with another person. you cannot do these things alone (no really, you can’t). if you don’t have a girlfriend you aren’t a normal person
nobody is going to post there paedo
yep
just go for it
whys it get infected ??
do all those things with my flatmate
Nah, I'm an arse man
surfeit of lampreys
bidders aren't obliged to bid your asking price
try nitrofuatoin
worked for me
this is how my homies be looking like to me when im on 2 weeks nofap
I'm 35 never had a gf never had sex but I am just a normal lad
Fucking mystery. Literally a medical mystery, chronic epididymitis is. I can't explain it and neither can modern medicine. Last year and this year two different doctors have fondled my testicles
fizzy peach melon strawberry lemonade
I linked a naughty image here earlier today and the post has subsequently been deleted but I haven't even been warned
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
kek
get it removed then. you dont need both
um!!
fizzy peach melon strawberry lemonade
She's hapa
penny lane was paul mccartney's attempt to compete with john lennon's strawberry fields forever
much like in my life was john's attempt to compete with yesterday
Baby you're a rich man.
Baby you're a rich man too.
Can't remember the last time I got hard when I tried to have a wank and it's stressing me out, fit and healthy otherwise, just don't know if it's because I know it's not a real woman
it's embarrassing if you still think the beatles are good tbqh
Penny Lane mentioned
What's all this about then and why haven't I seen the live feed spammed all over here yet?
This is one hell of a poo I'm shitting out
Yeah I've been thinking about this actually. Hitler was fine
They were very good
Boobs
All you need is love.
:|
grow up
not really
She's ugly. She looks like a burns victim
nah, it's just a UTI that spread up your tract and into your balls
i had it
justin beiber is balding lads
abe ape slim
or
pale aims be
or
as elm spy
or
lap messy
omg i just got accepted into streamer's university with head dean kai cenat?! based burger?
still haven't finished elden ring
Sitting in my laundry basket with socks in my mouth imaging that I'm eating camembert
remembering the time i stayed over at 16 yo gfs place and we watched withnail and I together on her bed
so?
y'all r weird
It's called Streaming University, Rorke.
nightreign out next week lad
he has the money for implants
but he probably should spend some on rehab or therapy first
im not 20
can't really do multiplayer games, i get too scared
Well two doctors have failed to come to the conclusion so far
baby you're a rich fag jew
Bet she thought you were well gay
can I get so (you)s on this excellent post please
will be forced to stop sharing my brilliance with you if not
this is my own assessment from my own experience
try nitrofuratoin, it worked for me
dr mouse would've got you diagnosed in minutes (and prescribed you meth to treat it)
he's been struck off now, of course
Blud onto nothing
don't know about streaming university but im definitely an alumni of the steaming university aha wahey wahey wahye
yeah lol she did
still kissed her boobs though
Anyone here use Jodel? It's YikYak but didn't die
Zoomers are runts
listening to erasure - always
BABY WHEN YOU SAY YOU WANT ME I'LL FAINT AND KNOW IT'S NOT TRUE I KNOW WHEN YOU HOLD ME YOU WON'T SEE IT THROUGH
it's felt like a toothache in my bollocks
youre talking NONSENSE
youre sick in the head
who is this jewel of the orient
Don't tell me what to do
Tuppence McGraw, b. 1895
one time I made daddy take me to this small movie theater in santa ana where they were showing withnail and i
I snuck a bottle of red wine in the pocket of the long tweed coat I was wearing and we laughed a lot but the other people in the theater didn't laugh at all
when we got home I fell on the floor and rolled around
Looks to be white
you keep all your money in big black hat inside hebrew
what a thing to do!
Tuppence McGraw's musky tuppence
listening to the beatles - carnival of light
She doesnt look Asian at all
incredible how open these people are about genocide
Jews derive sexual pleasure from the murders they commit
They are a race of serial killers unironically
just saw someone delete a post
*beep*
no you're not (said little nicola)
Not even my boomer dad likes them anymore and he's as boomeristic as they come.
lola young singer of hit song MESSY used to look normal
what the hell happened to her
frances tophill sex arse
*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep*
listening to the beatles - Hard Day's Night (on I should have known rn)
stoopid thing's busted
is janny actually doing anything for once?
you're listening to bbc radio 4
the x,y,z coordinates are marked and in
rorke is a goner
*sharpens enchanted diamond sword*
kaeri / kaerisake
is heathermong or ziedy spamming or something? i just got here and i have them filtered
Are you autistic or something? Only an autistic person could be this wound up by a fairly accurate description
mad how i wasted the prime years of my life on this godforsaken website
beatle nice
Hello all
i may be autistic but at least i dont have toothache in my BALLS
nah nigga
Why did Mousey keep asking us to call him a smelly nappy boy with a dirty bot-bot
he just got banned
yh but it was fun sometimes..
half the thread deleted
got them blocked too but the ones posted on a brit flag were deleted too
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
well whoever reported my innocuous post certainly got me a warning and quite promptly
sir janworth usually loves me but not tonight meseems
never happened
he'll be back in a couple of minutes when his router's reset and then we'll be in for hours of the angriest cuckspamming /brit/ has ever seen
get the Anon Babble thread made in preparation
Forgot about zeidbelg, has he come up with anything new or is he still gerhkin posting?
*plainfully looks back on life on death bed*
what a waste of time this site was
*starts tapping side of head with two fingers*
as opposed to drinking coffees out in public alone
Dunno because I've filtered him
he does vocaroos of him making car engine noises and sometimes chainsaw sounds now
bless you good janny
its so fucking sad that /brit/ is burdened with these two
alri x
toblerone
shark :)
yep
what else was i realistically going to do
what a guy
mate he has made over 2000 posts with the word 'gherkin' since july last year
i like to jizz
little bastard
can't get steaming as I got headbutted 18 years ago and I think I've got brain damage and a massive swelling/clot on my right temple and basically all my adult life I've had a decent tolerance of alcohol in terms of not feeling pissed but zero tolerance in terms of how quickly I feel dizziess which frankly I get anyway sometimes and generally just a feeling of a sensation in my head idk haha
yeah im not watching that mate
always post once in every Anon Babble thread me just to try and roll a funny id
hahaha what a freak
2070....israel....straight up ripped off the map.....
alri monglad x
kino
i had gAY once
was no end to the banter had that thread x
nancy boy
everyone in this general has that many containing the word 'poo'
but yeh ziedbelg's the mental one
sharks are too cute looking to be depicted as scary
why would someone do such a senseless act
just clicked off of a .webm before seeing murder
no one exclusively pooposts
she was heavily involved with the cartel
everyone in this general has that many containing the word 'poo'
bizarre lie
one way in which I notice I have grown is I have realised I just don't have to click on or watch gore / shock
new thread
whys there a yank in here spamming his gay russia images
kino inbound
choose right bros, use the brit thread
happened to me too once my brain fully developed
NEW
they will do anything except post Anon Babbleshit on Anon Babble
hmm this gif is somewhat sus in hindsight