/brit/

Natalie Portman in Leon. Phwoar.

Marble Arch May innit lads

Thank God I'm not British (pajeet)

nth for the holodem

Scran with the gf

Moment disabled 93-year-old is pepper sprayed, tasered and hit with baton by police before dying three weeks later

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That's not his image. He stole it from Reddit. DO NOT reply to him.

sleep pretty darling, do not cry
and I will sing a lullaby

boy you're gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time
boy you're gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time

I never you give my pillow
I only send you my invitations
and in the middle of the celebrations I break down

boy you're gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time
boy you're gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time

it street too steep give vertigo

rorke eating pork. haha that ryhmes

groovy baby

who is tapa ?

Should have dropped the knife shouldn't he

reported for nsfw you horrible yank
stop sending me your horrible nasty pictures, I do not like them one bit

The new James Bond WILL be BLACK as COAL!

timmy serving up the fried chicken in his funny suit
can't help but sneak a look in it at katy girl laid out nicely on the table

so this is rorke

jewtube ads just getting utterly ridiculous now

Getting raped

Is this Sean Connery or is it the leader of Iran?

remember when Anon Babble got hacked haha

came up out of the sink

Brave browser. Ublock Origin. Never seen an ad in my life

never know what to do when a girl is grinding on you like only so long just sorta saying your arms/hands back and ofrth over her hips and stomach until it gets kinda awkward
cant rly just grab at her tits frantically from behind
much prefer face to face where you can kiss and suck on tits properly
your'e still rubbing your cock against her groin anyway

Why don't you use adblock

feel like this is all the same person posting
all the same person posting all the posts
two people other than me

yeah I’m not thick
on about when I watch it on the telly

LOVE Asian women

You don't need ublock if you have brave you daft gimp mongo

I use freetube cause I don't even want to visit jewtube website

All the lesbians I’ve met have been completely mentally ill in some way

?

That's just all women lad

diego

it's the same guy

(8) serving... serving (8)

Don't call me a daft gimp mongo, you rambunctious PEON

I ordered a double chicken tostada salad for today and a double chicken avocado salad for tomorrow
I hope the avocado doesn't turn brown *knock wood*

women at toil have all taken on phrases they heard on tiktok. very grim. like "i love that for me" "that's giving...." or "you're serving body"

violently farting

love a good woodpecker

Can't be fucked to do the car insurance for days this week, keep saying I'll do it tomorrow and nervously checking the quotes hoping that the price remains roughly the same

a toad

mental illness is a false idea but yes at least 50% of humans currently on this earth are spiritually and behaviorally ill both men and women

crouched barefoot in the bath cackling

uploaded my first yt video today
interesting how many people use uoutube but never uploaded a video

would peck her?

she's a type A idiot then
you get the full spectrum of personalities at oxbridge

I'm so miserable that I'm refusing to pursue relationships even though I know I could have one

Three weeks ago I messaged this hot girl with huge tits on tinder. She responded and was clearly into me. I then didn't bother to respond. I just don't want to put up with another person. It's much easier to have a wank. I can't see why I'd want a person in my life. They'd annoy me and I'd only harm them. I don't want to be alive but I don't want to kill myself, so that's no energy to bring into a relationship with another.

Based boomer zappers

oh here he is

It's fucking gay how you need to pay to post with a VPN on Anon Babble

it's me
I'm toad of toad hall

cronem zooted up and ready for katy

my fit neighbour wants me to look in her window i just know it

Apparently they're adding mousenonce into GTA VI

Translation: she's incredibly jealous

is this from reddit?

Those are some shocking looking tapas, what shitty vegan shithole are you in?

thinking of vampire exgf again

it's giving whiny incel creep, rorke.

thats two type A weirdos so far

reminds me of the time I was speaking to a girl and her friend in the pub garden about my grandfather serving in turkey but she said that organtuans were monkeys so I had to correct her that, actually, they are apes but then it was all going so well that I just said "Alright, goodbye then" and walked away

do not watch videos like that

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

Just gave the arse crack a good vigorous scratching and got all the bits of toilet paper out of there.

He's on a mad one

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I hope he links up with Gary Eats to do a heist

I feel very proud of any man who would do this

what is a tapa
I never tried all these "hip" zoomer foods
avadaco toast, what in the hell

can see his bollocks

yeah we were playing hl2 deathmatch

can the transdem take much more?

I believe it's being towed

the daily regimen

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is that rhode island

this is how some of you niggas be

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Have smoked weed every day for a long time and now I've stopped temporarily, currently drinking white wine and watching that Alex Jones Sandy Hook documentary on sky news

in spain they put all these foods on the bar where the booze should be and they make people eat it

Brain damage from the forced psych drugs
I didn't get none of the mental health. Only brain damage. I feel nothing in my genitals now. So that's nice (sarcasm). I cant even get high from drugs. I do molly and I feel nothing. Someone need to be held accountable. Fml. And also they have murdered my soul. And my boner doesn't work any more. Goddamn.

bruh how is man gonna be taking general studies fourth a level
man did not not know that they wouldn't not allow that
I'm dead
sent man's bum straight to durham
blud is banned from the south these days

really hate freaks like this and i can't escape them because i like vtubers and they're EVERYWHERE in that space

what you on?

this bust for alchol

dogberg doin his dogberg thang

Why are you talking like a negro when you're a scrawny white boy?

Posted this in /cum/
Theres 2 fags in there rn and this has got them on the ropes

me?

Rorke seething

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London cries out for more mystery meat biomass

you people are kind of dumb I'm going to honest with you

japan... actually looks kind of shit once the novelty wears off

katy girl cannot fathom his neck
she'll be following him back to the gherkin round about lunch time

you're looking at the wrong parts of it

Will be responding to the next post

No it's from right here right now

Only thing you could have done

pick me!

i have bell clappers deformity where the balls can rotate freely in the ballbag. it comes with a high risk of testicular torsion and i get ‘intermittent torsion’ like once a week where one of my balls rotates 180 or 360 and i have to rotate it back or it starts hurting. its not that bad just scary when i cant immediately work out which way it needs to rotate to be fixed (especially because the pain doesn’t subsist immediately so it not always obvious if its fixed). on an incelwalk the other day i had to speedwalk back home because I couldn’t work out which way and didnt want to fondle myself in public

Are we going to Anon Babble then?

you are allowed to publicly touch your balls in this situation do not worry

Response:

That hot girl with huge tits you messaged on Tinder...should have pursued at all costs. Imagine how amazing that would have been to spaff all over her amazing tits.

If you still have her contact info you should try again

The C Programming Language

clapping my bell

Here:

25k white zimbabweans out of 17 million

half the cricket team is white

what did they mean by this

not hungry but there's another big bag of walkers' salt and vinegar and a cold beveragino in the fridge
do I do it lads?

selling something on Vinted

list for £135 which is already a bargain

receive offer of £80

decline

receive an offer of £85

decline

counter with £115 since this fucker obviously doesn't want to pay the asking price and £20 is a good chunk off

receive a third offer of £90

who the fuck is this person?

check their profile

paki

block him

Should have been the first thing I checked, I never would have even reduced it to £115.

Be careful lads, always do your checks

no thanks I don't do pink boards you're just going to post a load of gross porn

NEED a vape or a fag or something
totally addicted but off the muck

it needed a thorough inspection with my entire cock and bollocks out

got a sausage problem lads

rhodesians are the negroes' negro

heathermelty

This girl is white tho

Penny lane is my ear and my eye

Someone come finish this ciggy with me x

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Oh okay well I have chronic epididymitis so if I wank too much or sit cross legged or basically do anything that doesn't treat my left testicle like the most sensitive thing that's ever existed then I'll get an infection and need a two week course of antibiotics that ultimately only mostly work

Happened last year and this year. Today it's felt like a toothache in my bollocks despite the fact I finished the antibiotics on Thursday

cant put in to words just how much better life is with a gf
not even the sex or anything
it’s just the sense that you are normal. you are a normal person who does normal things like going to the pub or the cinema or for a meal with another person. you cannot do these things alone (no really, you can’t). if you don’t have a girlfriend you aren’t a normal person

nobody is going to post there paedo

yep
just go for it

whys it get infected ??

do all those things with my flatmate

Nah, I'm an arse man

surfeit of lampreys

bidders aren't obliged to bid your asking price

try nitrofuatoin
worked for me

this is how my homies be looking like to me when im on 2 weeks nofap

I'm 35 never had a gf never had sex but I am just a normal lad

Fucking mystery. Literally a medical mystery, chronic epididymitis is. I can't explain it and neither can modern medicine. Last year and this year two different doctors have fondled my testicles

fizzy peach melon strawberry lemonade

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I linked a naughty image here earlier today and the post has subsequently been deleted but I haven't even been warned

How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?

kek

get it removed then. you dont need both

um!!

fizzy peach melon strawberry lemonade

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She's hapa

penny lane was paul mccartney's attempt to compete with john lennon's strawberry fields forever
much like in my life was john's attempt to compete with yesterday

Baby you're a rich man.
Baby you're a rich man too.

Can't remember the last time I got hard when I tried to have a wank and it's stressing me out, fit and healthy otherwise, just don't know if it's because I know it's not a real woman

it's embarrassing if you still think the beatles are good tbqh

Penny Lane mentioned

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What's all this about then and why haven't I seen the live feed spammed all over here yet?

This is one hell of a poo I'm shitting out

Yeah I've been thinking about this actually. Hitler was fine

They were very good

Boobs

All you need is love.

:|
grow up

not really

She's ugly. She looks like a burns victim

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nah, it's just a UTI that spread up your tract and into your balls
i had it

justin beiber is balding lads

abe ape slim
or
pale aims be
or
as elm spy
or
lap messy

omg i just got accepted into streamer's university with head dean kai cenat?! based burger?

still haven't finished elden ring

Sitting in my laundry basket with socks in my mouth imaging that I'm eating camembert

remembering the time i stayed over at 16 yo gfs place and we watched withnail and I together on her bed

so?

y'all r weird

It's called Streaming University, Rorke.

nightreign out next week lad

he has the money for implants
but he probably should spend some on rehab or therapy first

can't really do multiplayer games, i get too scared

Well two doctors have failed to come to the conclusion so far

baby you're a rich fag jew

Bet she thought you were well gay

can I get so (you)s on this excellent post please
will be forced to stop sharing my brilliance with you if not

this is my own assessment from my own experience
try nitrofuratoin, it worked for me

dr mouse would've got you diagnosed in minutes (and prescribed you meth to treat it)
he's been struck off now, of course

Blud onto nothing

don't know about streaming university but im definitely an alumni of the steaming university aha wahey wahey wahye

yeah lol she did
still kissed her boobs though

Anyone here use Jodel? It's YikYak but didn't die

Zoomers are runts

listening to erasure - always

BABY WHEN YOU SAY YOU WANT ME I'LL FAINT AND KNOW IT'S NOT TRUE I KNOW WHEN YOU HOLD ME YOU WON'T SEE IT THROUGH

it's felt like a toothache in my bollocks

youre talking NONSENSE
youre sick in the head

who is this jewel of the orient

Don't tell me what to do

Tuppence McGraw, b. 1895

one time I made daddy take me to this small movie theater in santa ana where they were showing withnail and i
I snuck a bottle of red wine in the pocket of the long tweed coat I was wearing and we laughed a lot but the other people in the theater didn't laugh at all
when we got home I fell on the floor and rolled around

Looks to be white

you keep all your money in big black hat inside hebrew
what a thing to do!

Tuppence McGraw's musky tuppence

listening to the beatles - carnival of light

She doesnt look Asian at all

Jews derive sexual pleasure from the murders they commit
They are a race of serial killers unironically

just saw someone delete a post

*beep*

no you're not (said little nicola)

Not even my boomer dad likes them anymore and he's as boomeristic as they come.

lola young singer of hit song MESSY used to look normal
what the hell happened to her

frances tophill sex arse

*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep*

listening to the beatles - Hard Day's Night (on I should have known rn)

stoopid thing's busted

is janny actually doing anything for once?

you're listening to bbc radio 4

the x,y,z coordinates are marked and in

rorke is a goner

*sharpens enchanted diamond sword*

kaeri / kaerisake

is heathermong or ziedy spamming or something? i just got here and i have them filtered

Are you autistic or something? Only an autistic person could be this wound up by a fairly accurate description

mad how i wasted the prime years of my life on this godforsaken website

Hello all

i may be autistic but at least i dont have toothache in my BALLS

nah nigga

Why did Mousey keep asking us to call him a smelly nappy boy with a dirty bot-bot

he just got banned

yh but it was fun sometimes..

half the thread deleted
got them blocked too but the ones posted on a brit flag were deleted too

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

well whoever reported my innocuous post certainly got me a warning and quite promptly
sir janworth usually loves me but not tonight meseems

never happened

he'll be back in a couple of minutes when his router's reset and then we'll be in for hours of the angriest cuckspamming /brit/ has ever seen
get the Anon Babble thread made in preparation

Forgot about zeidbelg, has he come up with anything new or is he still gerhkin posting?

*plainfully looks back on life on death bed*
what a waste of time this site was
*starts tapping side of head with two fingers*
as opposed to drinking coffees out in public alone

Dunno because I've filtered him

he does vocaroos of him making car engine noises and sometimes chainsaw sounds now

bless you good janny

its so fucking sad that /brit/ is burdened with these two

yep
what else was i realistically going to do

what a guy

mate he has made over 2000 posts with the word 'gherkin' since july last year

i like to jizz

little bastard

can't get steaming as I got headbutted 18 years ago and I think I've got brain damage and a massive swelling/clot on my right temple and basically all my adult life I've had a decent tolerance of alcohol in terms of not feeling pissed but zero tolerance in terms of how quickly I feel dizziess which frankly I get anyway sometimes and generally just a feeling of a sensation in my head idk haha

yeah im not watching that mate

always post once in every Anon Babble thread me just to try and roll a funny id

hahaha what a freak

2070....israel....straight up ripped off the map.....

alri monglad x

i had gAY once
was no end to the banter had that thread x

nancy boy

everyone in this general has that many containing the word 'poo'
but yeh ziedbelg's the mental one

sharks are too cute looking to be depicted as scary

why would someone do such a senseless act

just clicked off of a .webm before seeing murder

no one exclusively pooposts

she was heavily involved with the cartel

everyone in this general has that many containing the word 'poo'

bizarre lie

one way in which I notice I have grown is I have realised I just don't have to click on or watch gore / shock

new thread

whys there a yank in here spamming his gay russia images

choose right bros, use the brit thread

happened to me too once my brain fully developed

NEW

they will do anything except post Anon Babbleshit on Anon Babble

hmm this gif is somewhat sus in hindsight