/brit/

Holodem edish

sometimes i'll squeeze out a poo so perfect i could easily slap it in a tiger bread roll and have it for my lunch with some tesco finest coleslaw

in the garden getting chilly

Right Wing Bumhole Waxing Squads

nth for the baddiedem

I HATE the baddiedem

umposters on the left
big /brit/ lads on the right

You have violated my legal protection and basic human rights and the Police Act, the laws around invasive measures and a bunch of other bullshit ila the last 11 years this has been going on.

rorke's pink button ripe for the picking

Evening snackage

Had a bad day alright. Ran a 22 minute 5k at the weekend I'm not fat I just like eating.

I love women and i love having sex with women so fucking much. imagine being gay

Nordicism is fact.

love those fake craboid sticks
bought a cheeky japanese tool you can shred them really fine with and they are PENGERS in noodles and fried rice

fuck off heatherpaedo

EU fishing boats will be guaranteed access to UK waters on the current terms for 12 years, after a French ambush demanding longer guarantees than the four years Sir Keir originally offered. Ministers have announced a £360million fund to help appease furious coastal communities. Sir Keir has signed the UK up in principle to a 'youth experience' arrangement giving potentially millions of Europeans rights to live, study and work here.

Right's here's a deal. I want your watch. I offer you £10. You say no, you want £50. I give you £50. I love Starmernomics.

I had some porn on the desktop and tried to pick a file to post and my mom was standing next to me and I think she saw it

Why the FUCK would I buy an expensive A+++ energy efficiency heat pump that can heat with an outdoors temperature of down to -30°C if I have district heating in my country?

aura loss the post

the aldi stubbies are alri and love scranning some cheese me. decent scrannage lad

what sort of porn was it?

dick and mouth

is 110 iq high

who am I gambling?

my gf

You people are ghouls

Aussie I am gonna do it

Insane how the British gaylite are complete traitors on every level.

Turned £10 into £60 playing poker. I don't even like gambling I just like the game of poker.

Might spend it on Warhammer

AHHHHHH

alri sir war hammer

So what's the story, she was a lefty poser but did so much coke that she's now a right wing poser instead?

All paid for by Amerisharts patreon donations no doubt. Bizarre lot aren't they. Look at Chapo Trap House.

WHITE BOYS BE LIKE MMMMMMMM DAMN GIRL I KNOW YOU 40 YEARS OLD AND YOU BEEN RAN THROUGH BY 1000 NIGGAS BUT I STILL GOT THAT RING FOR YOU AND YES I KNOW YOU'LL CHEAT ON ME TOO BUT THAT DON'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU'LL BE WEARING MY RING WHEN YOU DO AND YES OF COURSE I'LL SUPPORT YOUR ONLYFANS AND LIVESTREAMING CAREER I'M JUST GLAD I FINALLY WIFED YOU SINCE RILEY REID'S ALREADY TAKEN

hahaha oh my DAYS

I revised

She's a degenerate Slav

cat's been sick on my creps

We gonna make it, love.

dare you to eat it

The sky refuted it

they're gash anyway rorke

taken by the anglo powers, tortured and mutilated
a ruined and terrible form of life

very funny cat joke that. good banter.

A disabled man, 93, was pepper sprayed before being shot by a Taser and hit with a baton by police officers responding to a call at his care home, a court has heard.
One-legged Donald Burgess was allegedly assaulted by Pc Stephen Smith and Pc Rachel Comotto, at the home in St Leonards-on-Sea, East Sussex, on June 21, 2022.
Prosecutors claim the officers used 'unjustified and unlawful' force within seconds of entering the wheelchair-bound pensioner's room.

It was the woman that tased him

This flag

He had dementia btw, zero clue what was even going on

Sir Sheep Squirter

No.

they did this to tim as well
disgusting people hurting a poor old bloke like that

so what are people with dementia allowed to threaten police with knives?

Why are zoomers seething about "millennial" burger places so much lately?

sup

my legs

uh oh naughty me on /brit/ during learning hours. Tehe

Silly old fucker.

So many police are absolute jobsworth midwits though. At worst they're actual thugs and criminals, at best they're slags with a criminology degree from Edge Hill University.

They hide behind bureaucracy and close ranks all the time.

Zoomers are mad that millennials got to have a third place (no the gym doesn't count).

might do a big spaff

he was making a move, she had to get it on

there

he has got a knife to be fair

Jurors were told there was nobody within arm's reach of Mr Burgess at the time and it should have been clear he was not mobile. 'It ought to have been obvious by the fact he had one leg that this was a man who wasn't going to be mobile,' Mr Jarvis said.

Sussex Police officer Pc Rachel Comotto at Southwark Crown Court in London, where she and Pc Stephen Smith are charged with assault occasioning actual bodily harm over their use of force against 93-year-old disabled man with dementia

what do you do with your unused broccoli stalks?

hes got shoes on like people!

sir boat returner

Pc Rachel Comotto

Dago alert.

Wignats won't like it, but the rejuvenation of the White race requires Aufnordung of places like Italy.

I gotta see you die

he was 93 with one leg surely you just lock him in the room and wait until he falls asleep

wonder if a mong off his head on ket wielding a knife would receive a similar defence

watching the chelsea flower show. strange old business. you grow a garden, at your house, then you dig it all up and lug it to chelsea and put it back together and pretend it's a real garden and people look at it.

any updates from nice catberg hinge lad

cook them with the rest of the broccoli its all the same
just cut off the hard bit at the bottom

try again in english

very sad :-(

On the Python lessons lads. Guy in the video keeps talking about a varaible called "House" and it's reminding me of the guy who keeps posting about the TV show House

If I were a cop I would have done a cool kick to disarm him then lower his guard my talking to him on his level.

might get gracie wankitnow vids up on the old projector

mental to see a decrepit old cunt and realise they were once as young and sprightly as i

wonder what poo for tea lad's up to

tattoos

grim

Aufnordung means Nordicisation.
In practice, it means blonde and healthy Nordics having 7 kids while brown Meds have 1.

If you’re at a hotel in an airport and you have to wake up at 4am to leave for your flight is it rude to other people sleeping if you have a shower?

didn't ask boringlad

The court was told that one minute and 23 seconds elapsed between the officers arriving and Mr Burgess being Tasered.

Aye well done coppers, really making use of them BTECs in Uniformed Service.

The people who want to be Police should rarely ever be Police.

could have thrown it though

how is your job search going?

Might grab the new Sleep Token off soulseek

its a hotel room mate you can make as much noise as you like

even having a wank is too much effort for me nowadays. i'll just wait until i have a wet dream.

You're brown.

nope. doubt they can even hear you.
or if they're in the same hotel room, fuck 'em. They can't have been fast on if some water woke them up.

Nah do it, either family home or shared accommodation it's fine

grim

telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/05/19/disabled-pensioner-died-covid-weeks-hospitalised-police/

new blokes just started at work
can already tell hes an alcoholic - horrible bloated red face

you're boring

No, is to be expected at an airport hotel, you can't hear it anyway (and it you can the hotel is at fault)

How much more does Becks have to do to get that bloody knighthood?!

They've gotta get the knife off him somehow

Anyone else always make a mess in hotel bathrooms.

I'm not talking leaving poo about, but like having three showers in a day at random times (or after a deluxe wank) and getting water and wet towels everywhere

do something more than kick a ball 20 years ago

rorke, this invalidates anything you say about the systematic raping of young white girls by pakistani men in several towns and cities across the UK over a 30 year period enabled entirely by state ideology. Hope you understand sweetie x

what a narcissist he is

it was a covid death

you have got to be kidding me

Rorke, how about leaving your smelly bedroom for once?

Hello Rasheed, that's called British culture, of you don't like it you can sod off back to goatfuckistan

nah mate everyone there has an early call and almost all are on business, if anything you'll be in a queue

Police should be a job you don’t apply for. The government just pick people randomly and they have to become police or they go to prison for 10 years

pull my finger, go on

no sir i dont want to

go on pull it, pull my finger

haha ... i dont want to sir

I would have just walked behind him, waited until he forgot I was there, then take the knife

can already tell hes an alcoholic - horrible bloated red face

people look at me and think this

think that's a willard

same

doesn't deserve one

blonde and healthy Nordics having 7 kids

Yeah they're called Amish people

cock and balls look dry

somethign rather sexual about this image

talk to me in french talk to me in spanish

thanks for the advice guys!

don't like the police, just don't. it's always 8 of them just stood around having a chat doing nowt. what's the point?

i'd be happy to moisten them up with my throat

get 'em wet lad

Intellect. What's it all about huh?

why so many lonely asian men are youtubers?
if it's a lonely white man youtuber he gets sectioned within a year

airport hotels

miss travelling for work so much lads

how can you trust them to do the job

carrying out your will good sir

anyone remmeber the moretti gimmick

Amish are Christcucks and don't practice eugenics

mmhmm jah bless

turtles MUST be protected

They're strong, healthy, don't get vaccines, eat natural food, etc.

Give her the D - Descartes

They claim up to 30 drivers sprawl across the area’s one-way side roads during the restaurant’s current 5am to midnight hours, often blocking them inside their homes.

Mcdonalds opens at 5AM? And they want to be 24/7?

I would like to see the cronemverse expand with autistic fascination of different buildings in different countries

How can you trust them now to do a good job

Liquidate brown biomass.

these lot are fucking weapons though, they don't care about anything

is keir starmer a gay homosexual?
youtube.com/watch?v=Xq42AmkJTBU

The government

should also not give government positions to weird nerds who want to be politicians

En route to North End Road

Nationalism without National Socialism is precisely the half-measure that has repeatedly failed European peoples. It offers neither structural solutions nor ideological coherence. Woods’ belief that the essence of National Socialism—its fundamental commitment to racial health, cultural vitality, economic independence, and disciplined self-overcoming—can be stripped away, leaving behind a vague ethnonationalist shell, is intellectually bankrupt. Such hollow nationalism can never provide the depth of purpose, moral clarity, or strategic vision essential for genuine rebirth and sustained revival.

FULHAM POO

Then who will deliver your goychow, rorke?

I'm an anarchist

the results are in

fleet of brown people constantly outside your house

En route to Troon Knob

post link perhaps, wanna see exactly how gay i am.

The northerners just have more of that hard edge don't they. Not like those posh Londoners lol.

Reckon if you put both in the ring the Northern would lay a beatdown on the soft southie. Like punching a pillow really

feel sorry for brown people. not like they have a choice to not be brown.

Prash facemask on doing wheelies outside rorkes gaff, he's fucking steaming lol

idrlabs.com/sexual-orientation/test.php

Hate my shitty job, hate my shitty life, hate literally everyone I know.

cba brushing my teeth tonight am tired and already in bed

buying housing next to a mcdonalds is insane

Courteney Cox's musky tuppence

shall also be tucked up and off to sleep by 9. love an early night me.

ktim

pussies look like how I used to draw fish mouths

i'm not gay enough, not pleased.

Britain's first transgender MP harassed his ex-wife by sending unwanted text messages and voicemails while going through the 'emotional, physical and medical' effects of transitioning, a court heard today. Former Conservative MP Katie Wallis, 40, appeared in the dock dressed in a white blouse, pale blue cardigan, grey trousers, black patent leather shoes and silver hoop earrings. She told the court her legal name was Jamie Wallis but she now goes by the name of Katie.

just made it

just espied a shaven cleft in this very /brit/ thread

Kernighan & Ritchie

struggling to see the willard here lad not sure what you've done

biomass replication machines

There's an Amish mafia. I'm not joking. People think the Amish are all naive and pacifistic, but believe me, you don't want to cross the Amish mafia. You'll regret it.
You probably think I'm joking but I'm really not.

braindead brown bovine biomass

ok Branden

worst insult I ever got was when someone said I obviously wasn't gay but if I were then I'd be the one on the receiving end
amn't a fan of having my masculine straightness impugned

sure thing creg

well that solves that then

rorke refuses to take the homosexuality quiz, says it's a waste of time

wont you take me to
funky town
wont you take me to
funky town

hmm

almost same but I was on pip earlier on the leading diagonal
96.4% het

the internal 'log when i visit an airport

I don't use delivery apps.

People who live in areas with lots of Amish people (Pennsylvania, the midwest, rural Tennessee, the great plains) will know what I'm talking about. It's kind of an open secret in these areas.
As long as you leave them alone, they won't bother you, but you better not piss them off.

it was the found a man attractive that got me
I am able to appreciate beauty with out being gay
should really be 100%

just boys being boys

Boriswave Biomass

*takes you to funkytown*

the goal gf

earthquakes aren't real

we're putting rorke into tube

*shoves you in the back of the vengabus*

alright jacob

I'm not gay I just like cock

Wtf I love the Amish now

the woke tiktok-addict book-worm girl

the goal gf

recently rediscovered how good electric blankets are
slept with one during a night that got to -1 recently and woke up after like 10 hours straight dribbling all over myself like a fuckin retard

we're going to multiply rorke by i and send his bitch ahh to complex plane
racist cunt had it coming

poo, then shower, then beer and food
simple as

get your heart racing in my skintight jeans be your teenage dream tonight

got a free aubergine at lidl today with one of those coupons haha fucking mint

link?

Sir Biomass Annihilator

that's what you get for waking up in vegaaaas

ktim

Scotland is fucking ridiculous when you get right up there. Assynt, Wester Ross

Amazing and fantastical.

fuck all that working though

bloody dickheads outside revving their engines again

LOVE how mass deportations are becoming a mainstream talking point now
only a matter of time lads

anything less and 100% hetero and you count as a gay fyi

bit mental how i opened reddit last night and saw a thread where a girl took her boyfriend to the pub in ireland and they played celtic symphony and he left during the up the 'ra bit and called the lass a terrorist
all of the replies were calling the man a terrorist and saying that she was completely right to break up with him

that'll be one happy prostate tonight!

if you find the one part of the country where nobody lives and which was always barren rather than deforested you feel at one with the world or something

nice try, angus mclowlife

lol

In binary function, how does a 1 become a 0, and a 0 become a 1?

Absolutely majestic.

That's a start, but the end goal must be conquest of Africa and India for European lebensraum.

How is it you live in a city with great food and restaurants and the answer to food is, "I NEED MY LUKEWARM BURGER SLOP!!"

if you take 1 from 1 it becomes zero
if you add 1 to zero it becomes 1

would love to jump off that

no I'm not gay and the chart proves it. don't find men attractive at all I just fantasise about being bummed and sucking willy every now and then

The 'eatles
youtube.com/watch?v=a4Ujexj9YGs

literally love gay sex lads

Where is it exactly?

It's shite being Scottish

VGH... MOSS AND GRANITE...

Slop just hits the spot sometimes

Why does it feel good when you finger your arsehole? (not gay)

I think that might be gay

Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam!!

...Wait a second wtf is this song about

@grok are these real or AI

We really have some big brains in /brit/ don't we folks

a binary function is a function with two inputs
this is a unary function lol
specifically it looks like the heaviside function
without knowing your level all I can say is that you need it to be 1 at 0 for some nice properties in differential equation solving

loses its luster when you realise those hills are 1000m tall

what is it with gay people and being in denial? were you really bullied that badly?

that test got me looking at the cronem different

too many yanks in scotland

got a train from fort william to glasgow and i was the only brit on there

do gay guys like trannies?

alri trumpimpressionlad

Wear some nice shoes. Natural materials. None of that cheap rubbish. Do better. Dress smarter.

how come you can hear them from a mile off, massive bags full of shortbread

a poo gained

love Troon Knob me

How is Azov allowed a YouTube channel

im not gay but i do

are daniel

unironically about to go for a poo
not just posting this because i'm trying to be funny

realised the instant i hit post i had missed the oppurtunity for "a shoe gained". gutted

Think that's the north side of Torridon, these photographers don't like giving specifics.

I've been up to Skye and a little beyond myself, it's amazing. There is basically minimal settlement north of Glasgow

Who do you want to deport, and how will it affect you

anyone getting bummed tonight?

Enjoy it lad

They're the good guys now, just like the new Syrian president

brush teeth

spit toothpaste in sink

gag

throw up

have to brush again

Based
Stomp joggers

mum doing a piss with the toilet door open again

iceland be kidding me!

brush
floss
mouthwash

in that order

didn't enjoy my dinner as much as i was hoping
much to think about

They're kosher nazis

I HATE ICELAAAND

Mouthwash ruins your digestive system

Hope not

if peep show was in 2025 there would be an episode with them deporting people instead of sectioning them

thats why I stopped drinking it

i'll section you
but yeah they could have deported that american lass

thank you it looks amazing

floss
waterfloss
tongue scrape
brush
interdental brush

mouthwash is pointless

Writers would still be too politically-tilted to do that
Most evil character in the programme was Darryl

Detain. Deport.

I'd like to see the Isle of Mull and Iona Abbey

Whose getting deported then

no you wouldn't

youtube.com/watch?v=b6ujTE_GbB4
why does this have 12 million views?

your dead nan

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