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I’m dying

can i have your skull when you die

why?

ritualistic purposes

Kys Brian before AIDS does it for you

Came in my pants again award

AIDS

man made and not sexually transmittable

you know you're winning in life when you start attracting haters

sure. Sounds metal

okay. do you have a will set up?

I’m not that important

Bros, is it possible to learn spanish in 1h ?

you need a will so i can legally acquire your skull after your death
yes with a very high IQ

Fuck the police

idk if you guys are going to believe this but i just did another big poo

my amethyst faded from accidentally leaving it under the sun

i'm not considered about law enforcement. it's more so for convenience. you could say it's for a religious funeral rite.

considered

concerned*

found this dead coyote at the park. i tried to harvest its skull but it was hard to dislodge. i might go back and try again though.

i was thinking of putting it in a garbage bag and letting it finish decomposing on my roof

be wild animal

die

your skull gets harvested by a retarded faggot

Sad

why are americans so angry and hateful. they scare me, i hate those nasty pot bellied goblins

I have no idea what emotional intelligence is.

wait so how many people were actually unalived by the bomber?

talk normally zoomer

no straight man does. that's why they all chimp out.

no but dragons are pretty cool, the european one not the chinese

manifesting high vibrations on this monday morning

When's the last time any of you were even with a woman?

I myself spent the weekend with my niece (not genetically related, related by law.) We did a bunch of Monster energy drinks and dry-humped, it was awful. I think she gave me poison ivy.

Why are Americans so deranged?

only straight men live like this

how old is she...

33

you must be old

how can another human give you poison ivy

I'm 27 so yeah

this is my favorite gay porn star

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fuck leftists
what's there to be happy about

I've never been with a woman period

In recent diplomatic engagements, Chinese Foreign Minister has underscored the importance of collaboration between China and Germany to counter unilateralism and protectionist measures. The discussions focused on preventing any actions that could undermine bilateral cooperation, particularly in light of recent global trade tensions.

why are these yellow bastards like this
china complaining about protectionist measures is laughable

kinda crazy how one of Rolling Stones' most popular songs literally has the words "rape" and "murder" right next to each other in the lyrics

what's there to be happy about

this is the person who makes fun of me for being a homosexual – a miserable low vibrational chud living a depressing life

How is zelensky not a dictator but putin/xi are?
Explain it to me libtards....

I'll spend on getting this BROKE BITCH a BRA and a SHIRT

it's called high fashion, chud

if you didnt go around handing debauchery flags and taking pride in your own degeneracy then i wouldnt think twice about homosexuals
unfortunately you just had to brag to the entire world about how you like dicks up your poop shoot like it's some kind of virtue
fuck you

you like dicks up your poop shoot

i'm a top though. and oftentimes i enjoy dick to dick contact more than anal

imagine getting mad at people for just...existing

oh is that so
let me congratulate you on your taste
i went to midtown in sacramento and they literally built an entire worship complex to homosexuality and decided to hang a giant fucking rainbow flag in the middle of the urban area
some fucking nerve

Yes many non whites and every single jew hates white people for no reason
Its totally irrational, unnecessary, and unjustified

You're not white, Terrone

I don't have any self confidence yet I keep seeing profile women wanting men with self-confidence

imagine having a psychotic breakdown over...a flag
perhaps if you touched grass, went outside and met people even, you'd realize this isn't true

I don't have any self confidence

why not?

breakdown?
i walked normally past it and hardly gave it a second look
i just hate it that's all

Have some respect for the dead you freak, are brown or some shit? This isn't normal behavior.

stay mad
the future is progressive

i'm a practitionee of the dark arts

practitionee

practitioner*

then they have the gall to be so arrogant as to label themselves "progressives" that anybody who opposes them is by default regressive
youtube.com/watch?v=YW6p6z7yYlY
^-- these are the people claiming for themselves to be progressives

I'm in my mid 30s, working a minimum wage job (Tim Hortons), don't have a proper degree, live in a small apartment room with Otaku hobbies.

reddit bombed a fertility clinic

hello

gen z is trying to cancel fertility

Good morning sir

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these are the people claiming for themselves to be progressives

chuds are too dumb to understand sarcasm

would love if pizza hut had a cocklovers pizza

morning bud

that's not sarcasm

congrats

working a minimum wage job

get a tradie job if youre too dumb for college

live in a small apartment room

nothing wrong with this, could upgrade to a condo

Otaku hobbies

also nothing wrong with this
low carb diet to stop being a lardass and a haircut will tidy you up

yes it is, mentally ill freak. no one in the real world is indoctrinating children unless you consider teaching basic tolerance and respect as "indoctrination"

open up balcony door

bug immediately flies in

these little shits know don't they

brian melty

people are getting tired of your games you know
im tired of your games

i want to have 1-2 biological sons through surrogacy and raise them both in a nudist household with my husband

^ it's just sarcasm, bro

early morning brian spam

grim

redneck chuds living in bumfuck nowhere are not "people". no one cares what you subhumans think

class traitor

every parent indoctrinates their own kids. at least i'm honest about it

Bury it and come back next year.

brian just have sex already you dumb fuck instead of bothering us on /cum/
you're gay so you don't have to deal with insane women and you can get sex extremely easily

sing it with me
we'll convert your children lalalala
we are fagotts and dont have any personal decency lalalala
we love degeneracy lalala
if you disapprove then youre racist or something lalalala

making chuds seethe is my favorite pastime

truthnuke

tummy doesnt feel good

true i love being a degenerate faggot who makes conservatives seethe

you should learn not to swallow too much of daddy's cummies, sweetie

i don't understand the top picture. if youre taking estrogen wouldn't it make you LESS masculine, not more masculine

Conservatism is, was, and always will be gay

Liberalism is, was, and always will be gay

Conservatism IS liberalism, doofus.

What does having your penis in a pussy feel like?

i don't know i've only ever been inside of buttholes

why not try vagina for once

i want to have sex with a trans guy's vagina

do you have the same disgust towards heterosexual sex that straight men have towards gay sex

eating pasta, grapes, blue berries and water melon

If islam just dropped the prohibitions on alcohol and pork and ditched the ninja suits for women I reckon all of planet earth would convert tbqh

no sometimes i jerk to straight porn but only focus on the guy.
my favorite type of straight men is triple penetration where straight men rub each other's dicks inside of the same vagina.

alcohol lowers testosterone and IQ levels

favorite type of straight men

straight porn*

Shitting

if straight men get disgusted at the mere sight of a nude male body, they must get disgusted every time they see themselves nude

got a new pedant to repel all of the negative energy and low vibrations emitted by these chuds

Don't forget the incest, pedophilia, female genital mutilation, no music, no cutting your beard, and the hajj.

Got a big mess to clean up between my ass cheeks.

bruh

Might go to Waffle House and start a fight with some bitch ass niggas

i've never been to waffle house. i think they're only in the south. the equivalent here would probably be ihop.

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coinbase gets hacked

suddenly get spam calls every 10 minutes

Really makes you think

it's funny cause 90% of straight male porn star fans are...other men

Ill admit female circumcision is abhorrent but thats really only practiced by muslims in Africa.
The other stuff you mentioned is just memes.

international house of pancakes

I wonder what they sell

Also makes you forget all your problems for a while

Hijab can make women look ultra cute sometimes tho

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1/3 of women in Saudi Arabia are FGM'd.

look like a complete incel in photos

look actually attractive in the mirror

I wonder which one is more accurate

The way women do it in Iran looks the best
Stuff like niqab and burkha look fucking bizarre

mirrors mirror you so its a backwards image

Probably done by african immigrants into that country tbqhwy

1s in the chat if we're locked in chat

I'm cooked

so glad i never fell for the meme that having kids and a family makes you happy

Right?
What's the point of having kids when I have an Avengers statue on my desk?

Not sure if this is brian but yeah you're right

controversial opinion but i love women

women are annoying, they think they deserve attention from men just for being women

no clue who this is but the fact that you were thinking about sucking his cock before realizing he is ugly says everything I need to know about you, you're a leftist

strawman
also every person i know with kids is miserable

straight men don't know what skin care is

I have to sleep on my left side to block out my roommate’s snoring with an AirPod in my right ear listening to something that'll make m fall asleep. I'd fall asleep much faster if I didn't have to do this. Now I woke up today and the left side of my face feels cold and aches.

honestly true but they do things like let you cum inside and thats hot

When you and your roommate cuddle are you big spoon or little spoon?

incel hands typed this post

Canada - Gaul
United States - Rome
Mexico - Judea
Cuba - Carthage

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is THIS really all it takes to get gay men going...?
holy fuck the bar is so low
brian you would bust 15 nuts if you saw me and im just builtfat, all i do is eat burrito bowls and lift heavy weights

plus they play with your hair and thats nice too

there are now Cornish Pasty places in the US

BONG'D

googled it
its just a meat pie

not bad for 50 desu, he does try too hard to be Burt Reynolds though

You don't even have meat pies

the only Anglo-Saxon in his gang

is the most mentally sound, resourceful, kindest person amongst his celtic, continental european, mexican, mutt, and black peers

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i have similar bodyfat but extremely noticeably larger chest shoulders and arms
you shuold send me 20 bucks desu
nice i am jamming to this
youtu.be/Z0AIu63Nmj8?t=2042

fictional character created by a uber pozzed company

Have been since the 1880s lol, Cornish miners brought it with them.

oh my hitler this company is le POZZED because their late 19th century cowboy game lets you kill Klan members!!!!

I don't even talk to him anymore. There's a big sharp mirror with a shelf behind it and he always leaves it wide open for me to run into and scrape my face. He stole my lotion and used it all. I'm really particular about closing doors, closing drawers, turning off lights. He always leaves the lights on. He uses the bathroom for too long and always right when I'm about to use it. Then when he returns he sits down on the bed for too long to contemplate life and look at his phone or something. If you're ready you should gtfo out of my room. He also never turns his light off (I'm a sensitive sleeper) and he never cleans the bathroom.

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ive never played RDR2 but every GTA game is about humanizing blacks and every white man is evil

Are you in a dorm or smth

humanizing blacks

gta games literally highlight the worst aspects of hood culture

every white man is evil

give literally 1 example

yeah

I want to buy a PSIV just to play RDRII

this game about criminals has BLACK people in it? what le fuck vro this is so jewish

Here in Canada jeets will live with 18 other jeets in one room and all perish when their fire code noncompliant rooming house (owned by jeets) goes up in flames cause the tiny windows all had bars on them.

imagine still being a Anon Babbletard in 2025

Why would bars on the windows cause a fire?

Kys Brian

Kys

im a certified cutiepie but maybe not daddy enough for your tastes i guess

lol mad
you sure you aren't a pajeet yourself with those ESL tier language skills?

started seeing this chubby latina or maybe halfie, i cant tell
i really hope shes big booty latina™ underneath it and not fridge body latina™

my dad is fasting to lose weight or something and I'm scared it's going to cause him to be in a worse mood all the time and be angry at me

no i shave to a chinstrap sorry bud
200 bucks for face reveal tho

The preferred nomenclature is "Latinx."

it puts you in a peaceful mood after the first full day. your intestines have stopped churning and your body is at rest.

i shouldn't have to pay you
someone who's naturally attractive would show themselves for free

hmmmm
nyo

I fuck you bloody

I hope you're able to find God one day, I shall pray for your soul. It's not to late to except the Lord and Savior into your heart.

trans girls are cute and valid

why did he put white text over his white shirt? is he blind?

to spite chuds like you

wood nut in cider

Mark 3:29, "Whoever blasphemes the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; they are guilty of an eternal sin".

*ahem*
FUCK THE HOLY SPIRIT

FUCK THE HOLY SPIRIT

FUCK THE HOLY SPIRIT

FUCK THE HOLY SPIRIT

FUCK THE HOLY SPIRIT

FUCK THE HOLY SPIRIT

FUCK THE HOLY SPIRIT

FUCK THE HOLY SPIRIT

FUCK THE HOLY SPIRIT

FUCK THE HOLY SPIRIT

FUCK THE HOLY SPIRIT

FUCK THE HOLY SPIRIT

there, i just committed the unforgivable sin. i will never be accepted by yahweh.

who's an edgy boy
yes you are

t. Biblically illiterate

you were already out via leviticus 18:22

Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit generally refers to:

Willful rejection of the Holy Spirit's testimony about Jesus. This involves persistently and knowingly resisting the Holy Spirit's call to repentance and faith in Christ.

Important Note:

Genuine believers are unlikely to commit this sin. The very act of worrying about committing blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is often seen as an indication that a person's heart is not hardened against God and is still open to conviction by the Holy Spirit.

This sin is not a slip of the tongue or an accidental offense. It stems from a deep-seated, deliberate rejection of God and His Spirit.

yeah i think it's safe to say i've committed blasphemy

oath

You'll be forgiven if you repent though.

true, plus the necromancy, divination, sorcery, pride, greed, vanity. being a satanist is fun

do you know how to read? the verse literally says "will NEVER be forgiven"

they drew the hand backwards lol

Unrepentance = no forgiveness

drew

Nigga that is AI.

Fucking unbelievable this
America is run by a pack of literal ghouls who will sell their grandmother's if it means pleasing jews and israel for a few moments
Theres no defending something like this

imagine having to cry and ask yahweh for forgiveness every time you touch yourself to porn

The US is literally an israeli colony

dude woah you’re so wild for this one! really putting those stupid christians in their place dude!

they even thought of a plan B.

the calliope crashed to the ground

Is there a word for the Japanese martial art of making 30 year old white men spend thousands of dollars buying stuff your grandpa made?

No you're not.

All you're doing is outing yourself as a porn addict

You're not white, Terrone

It doesn't. The Greek says "will not" as in "so long as you're doing this now". It doesn't say "will never"

he's hot as fuck

Why are people freaking out we received 60 Afrikaner immigrants

Kill yourself

Report those posts for off topic
I didn't because that would be announcing a report
Get this attention whoring faggot out of here before he starts his spam

The USA government is spending millions of dollars to keep a braindead black woman on life support so she can give birth to another black king.
Meanwhile if you need a $10,000 fertility treatment the USA will deny you it because you are white.

if only Italian people knew how much I would pay for pieces of Roman ruins.

Better than canada spending $10,000 CAD to execute white children for having depression

In Canada you wait 8 months for a brown skinned doctor to shrug his shoulders and say you seem fine

that could have been 60 taco carts you fucking racist

someone showed me a clip of some jewish guy saying they look too well-fed to be refugees
would love to see him say that to their face, or to ukrainians, syrians or mexicans

Why do Jews produce hardly any pro athletes and yet are over represented as promoters and team owners

he’s never heard of the bear jew

What was the point of the scene hyping that guy up like that and he's super normal looking

knock on the door

Two old white broads

Ask if they're Mormons

They say no they're Jehovah's witnesses

"Same thing"

"No"

Close the door on them

Being rude to 2 old ladies is highlight of atheists day

Don't need religion to be moral

I'm catholic

This, though I don't restrict myself to one type

Catholic wouldn't post that image

Been playing Balatro for five months and I've only completed one run

You're a Hindoo

catholics love images of jesus's death

a Catholic wouldn't say Jesus is dead, he would also capitalize Catholic and Jesus

Ok Hindoo

you're twisting yourself in knots over the dumbest semantic argument ever. a person cannot resurrect if he didn't die in the first place

I'm trying to be culturally sensitive

Redditjeet lost

Ok guys you got me
I'm just culturally catholic but I don't believe in God.

will Joel Davis, Keith Woods, and Nick Fuentes save the White race?

I’m a gutless gooner

redditleaf is larping as a catholic now?

DON'T YOU EVER FOR A SECOND GET TO THINKING, IRREPLACEABLE

dear john dear johnny please come home

You must not know about me

I've been larping as a Catholic but I am actually a Shintoist. I've been getting sloppy toppy from a Kitsune this whole time.

Thread turned grim all of a sudden.

Your lack of respect towards the sacred sickens me
But Shintoism is cool. I was sad to find out the temple near me got closed due to lack of funding and the only good book on Shintoism is written by a woman :(

how do i win the lottery?

How can I seduce my mom?

how do i get rich

you dont, that shit is money laundering for government stooges

I threw out all my weed
I am free

nice

So it wasn't even dementia. He was probably on chemo this whole time lol

he probably has both

A jehova's witness tried to break in to both mine and my neighbors house once (an old 80 year old woman) I was in high school and Anon Babble at the time and I used to mow the old woman's lawn, I jumped the fence and chased them off while threatening to go get a gun (this was in the actual backwoods middle of nowhere) I am not even joking I think I saved that old woman's life I had to lecture her on locking her doors after that

I mean chemo is probably enough to make an old person appear demented. It fucks up your cognition even in young people.
It wouldn't be surprised if his team spread dementia rumors to keep speculation contained.

this is a zoomer apparently?

I'm just fucking around, animist nature religions are absolutely top tier. It actually really sucks that they all get suffocated by the large proselytizing religions.

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Why would they do that

i'm going to be married and have a kid by 23 watch me

yeah except i'm not an incel who thinks porn destroys lives. also masturbation is still sinful even if you don't watch porn.

just have sex

birth control is also sinful. what are you going to do? have endless amounts of kids every time you want to bust a nut?

How exactly does porn destroy lives?

well, maybe not yet. i will ascend to godhood through various spiritual pathworkings.

I'm not sure our road was very far out in the middle of nowhere and fairly wooded so it was an odd set up but I was mowing in between the lots and saw them go up to the house across the road and get turned away, (they came out every so often so I knew who they were)

then the went to my house and I saw them shaking the handle trying to get in so I stopped and ran over and asked what they were doing and they said some shit about seeing if anyone was home and apologized and I threatened to call the police, I went back to mowing but almost immediately I see them going over to my neighbors house and they started opening the door so I yelled really loudly ran over hopped the fence while screaming at them, they ran back to their car and left, the neighbor across the road overheard and came out and then called the police for me

Noooo it's Brian hours :/

so long as you're doing this now

which applies to me in this current moment

Report those posts for off topic

this is literally announcing a report

you tell me, chuds usually say that. i watch porn every day and think it's a good thing.

The humidity today is annoying the boards I'm treating are going to take forever to dry

this is my general and youre posting in it

it's freezing in here in mid-May

lucky bastard, what state?

Illnois

this wasn't as satisfying as i thought it'd be

do you wanna sleepover and cuddle at my place

gonna move to michigan and piss in to Jason's water supply

Trying to get into counseling for alcohol use

No sir I don't think you understand, you can't become God. God is God and You are you. Simple as

yes

New o algo

Catholics don't believe in God anyways so