Have you pushed your own button in your country?

decided to never do it again

coward

There's no way sticking something so big up your feels good and wouldn't just hurt?

is this why taking a shit feels so good?

it sounds crazy but doable

i thought so, but people say no.
Maybe it's the nerve endings o algo

#1 You don't stick it in all the way. I've never done that, but I assume only, like, 5-6 inches goes in before Swede Anon starting doing his rhythmic autosodomization.

#2 broomstick handles are thin as fuck! If the girth of my phallus is thicker than my forearm, and men use cocks for sex, then natural (because I have a natural cock) broomstick handles should be easy to masturbate with.

*naturally*

You need a lot of practice. I, for example, at one point aimed to be able to stick my entire fist up my backdoor, but at one point I just stopped, havent done any practice for two years now

my phallus is thicker than my forearm,

sissy

i think i used some form of shampoo
probably, but I had cleaned it as well as I could
it does
man was not meant to have such power

I'm not a sissy. >:(

Based.

I've tried a few times but it never worked for me

Idgi

Feels too good

Did it with a large cucumber and felt severe intestinal pain for three days straight. That was my lesson that the anus is a valve, not a door.
I pity faggots

Your lesson is not to use a fucking cucumber

I had a doctor shove her finger up my arse once to check for piles and it was the most uncomfortable thing I've ever experienced. When she touched my prostate it made me want to piss, no idea how anyone gets sexual pleasure from it.

Duh that's the most anti-sex context and situation

Where de Amogus at?

Shade on the left corner of the eye on the lower-right panel

Sometimes I do it serbian style

I tried this in the shower and couldn't make it feel good. At least I confirmed I'm not gay, I guess.

You confirmed you did it wrong

I tried every angle. Sorry not everyone is a faggot

Anon Babbleernational btw

Im a fag but I get absolutely no pleasure from stuff up my ass. Tried many times to be into it since I find the concept of submitting to cock to be hot.
So I just give head

I tried once but I got cold feet and stopped

Faggot

Hurting is part of the pleasure

Yes.
Alas, I was not born to be a bottom.

How does prostate massage cool your feet?

then i decided to never do it again

Mmm, not very favstian.
Actually proper anal isn't meant to hurt at all. You can be a bit sore after but the process itself shouldn't be painful.

I do weightlifting and my lower body muscles are strong enough that I can kind of clench and put pressure on it when I'm about to coom and I shoot way stronger than normal.

No need to announce your own title like that, these boards are anonymous