Would you accept a small booba gf in your country?

Would you accept a small booba gf in your country?

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I think small but existant it is ideal

What's up with the spoon

Uh oh found the virgin kek

I wouldn't date her unless she gets a fork on the other arm for symmetry.

maybe it's to remind herself what utensil to use for soup

yes, most of my ex's had massive tits and I'm over it

How do normies get gfs? Like imagine walking up to her and saying a combination of words to her that snowballs into her becoming your gf. Surreal

stop posting this pure heart on this cursed board

She looks like she's just been suggested sexo on the pool table and she's wondering how to accept without seeming like a whore.

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of course

From the people I know

got set up by relatives

got helped by a friend group

were coworkers

Last time I got a gf I grabbed her waist and kissed her and she was like "anon why haven't you done that before" and then we went to her apartment and fucked.

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I got my first (and only) gf just by asking her out on the bus, first time I've ever seen her

Accept? I would require it

Please stop lusting after our women

I'm a beggar, and beggars shouldn't be choosers

Matalin is unironically built for thick Finnish cock.

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Isn't that the redhead who was filmed bouncing on a black guy's thighs?

Lmao I looked it up apparently it has to do with the spoon theory.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_theory
What a retard white women were a mistake

practically every social bond i have now started after i befriended a gay guy during university. i think this is a good option to meet girls, unless you are not okay with being groped by another man from time to time

Matalin is only for white and yellow boys.

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maybe, but she needs to try more melanin enriched meat(mine) before she inevitably settles down with a white man.

Yes, but

tatoos

trash

Better question: would a woman accept neurotic 4chanoid with 10 years of experience with chronic ilnesses?

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My last gf did if we count depression as chronic illness.

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Would you accept a small booba gf in your country?

you mean, would they accept you?

I've meant something more fun like arthritis and psoriasis

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Small booba girls have accepted me and I've accepted them.

Hmm that might be a problem.

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Small booba = A E S T H E T I C

If she has a cute face and is not retarded sure

Spoon theory is a good way to visualize that not everyone is working with the same energy level, but anyone that actually identifies with the theory itself is a genuine crayon chewer and should be avoided at all cost. They unironically call themselves "spoonies"

As long as she's not shorter than 170cm (5 foot 7 for you Yanktards), I'm cool with it.

I'm not looking for a Dolores Haze.

I wouldn't want otherwise
DFC

I'm not looking for a Dolores Haze.

You might feel a bit lonely here.

I suffer every day I don't have a Matalin gf

It's fascinating how people will conjure up thousands of conditions and illnesses instead of just calling it what it is - nutritional deficiencies from a plant based diet.

lads

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What are the odds she has cutting scars? I'd say 95%

Anon she's pure.

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odds just went up to 99%

Looks more like the kind to binge and purge foods rather than cut