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Christians for Economic Liberty

Can you show us when it's done?

I'd raise my hand if it wasn't nailed to a cross

Remember when Sleepy Joe said that Jan 6th was like ten 9/11s

Races are an indisputable biological reality, and so are the differences between them, so pretending either doesn’t exist is delusional and stupid.

how about a janitor named sweepy joe

Only Chattakkknogans know what I’m talking about

Races are an indisputable biological reality, and so are the differences between them,

I acknowledge this, but I'm not racist because I treat people with respect, and don't discriminate based on skin color.
I have some spicier opinions on religion and class

Met a canadian chick who was super chuddy and racist
Can't blame her, she has to take a bus every day

Weighed myself before and after the meal and I am now 3 lbs heavier

im back

I hope most of that was water

That would be hilarious up until the point where he gets diagnosed with aggressive prostate cancer

I'm fucking icelandic

What?

it was though?

Shut up, bot

Oops I meant October 7th lol

My hand, man.

I have some spicier opinions on religion

such as?

i've been wondering what to build my house out of and i just got done collecting stacks of all the major types of rocks, i'm thinking limestone floor with andesite walls

Watchin thr Revenant

that render distance

feel like farting

fart

quickly smell it

it’s smelly

yeah it’s a good night

Is it high or low

Brazilian computer can only handle so much

All churches should be bulldozed and replaced with governments education centers. Priests who are mostly pedophiles should be castrated by the state

class

A large underclass doing slave labor is necessary and good

actually I like fauci
I hate bill gates tho

arsh

minecraft is a boring ass game

The answer is there.

extremely low, mine is usually 32 or 64, I use the Distant Horizons mod which makes it basically infinite tho

governments education centers

bitch you mean schools?

Moralfags whined about him torturing dogs as though it weren't the case that all kinds of other products we all use relies on equal amounts of animal testing
Hate moralfags, love fauci simple as

Oh
I dont play Minecraft so I couldn't tell

Grok says 1 israeli is worth 25 americans according to this math

Islam is fundamentally evil since their prophet was a pedophile warlord bandit, and since they discriminate against women and gay people.
Christianity has ruined much of the USA and Africa.
It's all made up bullshit, and it's very dangerous

love fauci, love masks, love the jab, simple as

Reddit loooooves Anthony Fauci
I think he's fine

what about buddhism and hinduism?

No these would be more like camps

Hinduism caste system is extremely backwards and fucked up
Buddhism doesn't seem that bad but I don't know enough about how it impacts societies in Asia to judge it.

and yet that "made up" ideology and their adherents manages to not be as insufferable to you
congratulations
fuck has it really come to this that zoomer leftist shits are using Anon Babble

gonna take some pills and see what happens lol

so you want to rid all religions?

*Obama voice* uhhhhhh intellectually... I'm gay

leftist

My political ideology is not defined by left or right. I'm not pro-trans, for example. But I'm a tree hugger and generally a proponent of human rights (within reason)

Gotta have them ribs. And pussy too!

i deserve to be loved by a virgin female woman

Let me be clear

*Bill Clinton voice* I sucked but i did not swallow

youre a waste of oxygen is what you are
fuck off back to plebbit

Yeah that would be amazing actually
It would instantly eradicate much of the conflict around the world

human rights

If you're an atheist, then there's no such thing as rights. The only right that exists is the right of force
You are a liberal and so a crypto christian
Kys

The girl i went on a date with today was a big outspoken fan of the jab so i just kept my mouth shut because I know if i speak i get on trouble
Im not even anti vax but just "i didnt think i needrd it so i didnt get it" sounds like "i murder babies" to these people

I'm gonna suicide bomb a hairloss clinic

kinda crazy how obama is just forgotten nowadays

This is an American leftist.

destiny?

Based obama talking about what REALLY speaks to my soul

but what about ww2? it wasnt a religious war

There's not much left for him to do, he's already peaked

he makes shitty netflix specials and podcasts that no one listens to

Do the kids even know who dubya was?

okay would you rather:

all white and asian females wake up with penises and are very attracted to you starting tomorrow morning

OR

all blacks, indians, and jews disappear from the face of the earth

i got to say out of all the generals ive seen on int /cum/ seems to somehow always be the worst

Only from the second plane meme

It's by far the best

obama was the greatest president america will ever have

option 3: I unexist

feel free to fuck off and take your bitchiness with you, sweetie

My bhttboke smells so bsd

Definitely not true in my experience

He was about as middle of the road as they come

How would you know? The other generals speak foreign

0/10 not even mcmad

You know some of those Latin American and thirdie generals are filled with pedos, right?

boutta have a 1 am goon sesh right after the 1 am cake slice

/med/ is pretty decent

Except when it came to his kill whitey policy

1 am goon

rarely worth it. my orgasms are always shit doing those

Is 24 too late to get my first job?

weekends are usually pretty bad, peak /cum/ is weekday afternoons

no i shall bitch here thank you very much
the 日本語スレ mena asean are all miles ahead culturally and intellectually compared to yall idiots
brit is pretty close to here though but a bit better
haaa america

Yeah. You are better off never getting one at this point

Why haven't you had a job yet?

Take a square

Other way around
Weekday afternoon cum fills up with normies talking about boring normie stuff like their jobs and relationships
1am cum is best because it has the most losers and schizos

yeah, it's fucking over, you should probably just kill yourself

I sat on my ass and jerked off all day.

/cum/ feels empty without jason

no?

violet myers is so hot

maybe if i wasnt an ugly incel freak i would be able to get a gf

funny how goon moved from a 6 hour long session of watching 15 different pornos on your 4 tvs to simply "jacking off"

Need her to smother me with her ass

The best nut I ever had was edging to mommy fetish/shota doujins for hours.

ANGEL is delivering my food tonight

she's the brown zoomer equivalent of sara jay

are there beach gyms in california or just that one famous spot and do they work like regular gyms or are only giga jacked dudes allowed to be there

Degenerate

Prude

Mexishits named Angel but he looks like an ogre

Dommy mommy is a pure expression of love and care. You wouldn't understand.

the term is gulag

One time I did a nut so fucking amazing that randomly the next day I was thinking bout it and a big shiver of pleasure went down my spine at the memory.

youtube.com/watch?v=cQOUU_otMJk

When i nut a small amount of cum just leaks out the top. I've never in my life shot out cum
I don't posses this power yet

mine was to a pornstar who i shant be naming.

You intersex?

youtu.be/hwHlHMe77ok
star wars and dude a classic combo

Also when I'm jerking near the end I lose interest sometimes it's like I think to myself "damn this pleasurable experience is going to be over soon may as well stop" but I do that even before reaching orgasm

damn nigga that sucks

No but I do have phimosis

Times where I have shot out cum was when I was either really, really horny or hadn't cum in a few days
That's called edging

Thought you were talking bout The Dude.

what are wet dreams

is your donger malformed or summin

i can blast some mean ropes if i edge and have some build up to it or if i haven't done it in a while and am hydrated

I have phimosis too but it don't hurt or feel tight or anything so it's no problem other than the fact that my dick looks like the chest burster from Alien. I shoot ropes tho. I'm a 31 y/o wizard btw.

That's called edging

No I'm not deliberately putting off the nut it's just that I lose interest because I can tell I'm about to nut. I still do nut soon after but it's like post nut clarity hits me pre-nut

what is wrong with you

Used 3rd nut on some chicks face yesterday wouldve liked it if i used the first BIG ONE on tjat

in english please

I paku u mom
Vroom vroom from da back

grim thread

me on my way to fuck yo bitch

Idk that's how ive always been
I guess I can't turn off my mind enough to get into it
I wonder if something went wrong in my development cuz the 1st time I jerked off was 17, which is super late
I've talked about this before on here

That's funny you fucking guy.

Someone stole my post and made a thread with it
Uncool desu

it was you though

My neck hurts.

what cheese dick does to a mf

phoneposters

What us the proper response to the mexican navy's attack on the brooklyn bridge?

It wasnt
I wouldn't flagrantly self advertise in /cum/

How did you manage to have sex with a girl

u

I feel kinda bad my place is so small. Its why i was hesitant to get a cat in the first place. Been about 2 months and he seems to be getting absolutely bored. He explored every last inch of the place a hundred times and now seems desperate to see anything new. When I open dishwahser he crawls in there, open a cabniet he tries to climb in. The fridge. The boiler closet.

Hopefully I get some place bigger and more furniture soon.

I downloaded an app for finding hookups
We both swiped "sex" on each other
That was LITERALLY it

I hate the Leafs and I hate that I have work tomorrow morning.

whaaaaaa unpossible

I don't believe you

and then everyone clapped

Ive had good success using DOWN and HUD
Give em a try
If a girl is on those instead of tinder she is trying to FUCK

The internet outside of imageboards is so censored these days it's intolerable. I occasionally post on other websites and even relatively tame comments get removed or you get easily shadowbanned. Ffs I had a youtube comment get removed for saying "Also most likely the girl he's simping over is most likely a male using a voice changer".

Yeah using thr internet outside of Anon Babble is like another world to me. Its like a professional environment vs with the boys
So sterile and fake

I bet those apps are 99% catfishers, scammers, and bots
No real girl uses an app like that

giving up before you even try lol loser

Just get a gf and move in with her and then you have sex anytime you want, worked for me

So learn to wade through them
Trial and error
Yes they do ive fucked 3

I bet the girl you fucked was ugly

Unless you live in the slut/whore capitol of the world, all you can find on those apps are bots

and the girl you fucked? your hand

True im working on doing this rn i spent all day with this girl on a little daytrip and now shes clamoring for me we spent like 2 hours making innuendos and talking about sex when i drove home
Sometimes tortoise beats the hare

The first time I jacked off I was like 8. Still a virgin at 31 however ;_;

My hand gives pretty good orgamss

The first time I ever came it was humping a pillow (I am male please do not bully) I didn't know what I was doing but then I came and got scared and asked my magic 8 ball if I was going to die

I like the idea of sex but a hookup with a stranger from an app sounds like it would be really awkward and unnatural

u should share *unzips*

for me we spent like 2 hours making innuendos and talking about sex when i drove home

and you didn't invite her over to your place? are you retarded or something?

The anon youre arguing with is me but honestly at this point i prefer jerking off to hookups
They're soulless and gross
Getting your dick sucked doesnt even feel that good or maybe mines just broken

I want romance ;__;

god this game is so great

Canadians are incapable of sex and romance

Are you a fag? Only fags use those cutesy emoticons

shut the fuck up faggot all the girls you fucked were ugly

yeah it was. I should download it again

She has work in thr morning and loves/works 45 ish minutes away, and doing that with someone you just met that day is crazy
But this is basically guaranteed next chance we have to spend the night together she wants to

Are you cute? Only cuties use cute emoticons

I've been a khhv for so long the idea of touching another human is weird to me
No longer a virgin but even when I lost it, the sex was robotic because i had no feeling

Speaking of fags, there were a lot of trannies and coloured hair freaks at the Sleigh Bells show last night.

ok well if you just met her I guess that's acceptable. You better make a move next time though

good luck

would you a goth giraffe???

XD

you weren't in love with her

You bet i would

see

Well yeah it was a prozzie

ew you fucked a protestant?

I'm insanely autistic. Probably most so in the thread

*stares u right in the eyes*

N

iphones look better without a case

drinking milk

This is the kind of girlfriend you might end up with. So, the question remains: Would you rather deal with this burden, or would you prefer to take the brunt of being alone? Thank you.

Girl at work was looking fixedly at me. looked up for a second and caught her gawking smoking a cigarette standing in the doorway just staring

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gay

what were you tryna make huh...bit sus if you ask me

I was playing D&D with gemini earlier and specified that a character was 19 and it rejected my message like 5 times in a row I finally figured out it was the saying they were 19 part that triggered it, it was a completely safe for work standard fantasy slop campaign since I was just testing it out but it's very odd that it literally refused to let me say a character was of a legal age

I just told it to imagine kanye's new song

how old are you?

20s why does that matter?

20s

Ah ok i thought you were a boomer creep

Kinda like how people look better with no skin

SHE WAS ONLY 19 YOU SICK FUCK!!!

This was safe for work thoughbeit, I just said they were 19 because it was relevant to a question about when a fantasy race would start working a job

20 seconds old

I'm literally denouncing you to the fbi

Bill Hicks was right about advertising and all of the “people” who work in that industry.

Feeling weirdly afraid about the enormity of civilization and my place in it tonight

it's ok bro i'm 25 and like 19 year old girls so that makes two of us i thought you were like late 30s or some bullshit

Was doing this online study for money had to share my screen at one point. Didn't realize I still had Anon Babble open. Quickly closed it but they may have saw

Wonder what the mods think about that

gonna find some uncs to steal yo bitch (if you were to ever get one which ain't happening lmao)

Kanye kind of proved that we should never have ended slavery

what doujin?

A friend of mine opened Xvideos during a Zoom class during the pandemic, with explicit content showing women engaging in sexual activity and making loud noises. He was wearing pajamas with his genitals fully exposed. What do you think about this? Thank you.

i was online tutoring children and accidentally pasted a screenshot of Anon Babble

how did girls in school treat u?

You literally have to show your ID in america if you want to watch pornography

The friend is you isn't it?

with explicit content showing women engaging in sexual activity

Was he unmuted?

It wasn't me. Yeah he was unmuted. Everyone couldn't stop laughing. They had to kick him out and end the class abruptly. It was fucking hilarious. It was a physics class for engineering.

how do you niggas not have a clean user profile for work and stuff like that

tfw accidentally posted a picture of my weiner on the butthole discord

Had a job interview once and they wanted me to join a google meeting thing, clicked join and for whatever reason despite opening it from my main gmail account it switched over to my secondary spam account I was signed in to in another tab, the name on that account was set to a racial slur since it was just a spam account, I panic and closed out the meeting before they even managed to let me in from the waiting room and switched to my main account but I'm pretty sure they saw because they were incredibly frosty during the interview and I did not get a call back

They approached me and seemed visibly interested but quickly lost interest. In high school, two girls with very fair skin, light brown hair, and green eyes approached me, but I messed it up. Now in university, three girls with very fair skin, red or blonde hair, and blue or green eyes approached me, and I messed it up again. They just lose interest quickly.

accidentally

I believe this, but only because I believe im evolution

Briefly bullied by fat black girl that pretended to find me attractive to humiliate me
Weird chubby Chinese girl was obsessed with me in one class and would constantly touch my hair, and I'd tell her to fuck off
Another Asian girl, this one actually attractive, was interested in me but I would consistently never reciprocate interest so she eventually stopped trying to be my friend

i was invisible

Im 27 and mostly tend to go out with or bang 21-23 year olds

I was well liked but they could tell I was autistic after spending time with me, I had a gf in high school, after she broke up with me there was this pregnant chick that I tried to fuck (I assumed she would be easy because a bunch of guys had fucked her) but that never happened because a teacher embarrassed me I asked if I could sit next to her on the field trip hoping he would just quietly change the assigned seats and instead he got loud and everyone overheard and she was no longer interested in talking to me after that

They're physically attracted to you but thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out autism easily, so you don't pass the smell test

they always flirted with me. I was hot, but I hade the autism.

hawtism

it sucks

My dad stumbled upon my Chrome history and couldn't stop laughing because he saw searches for "German porn," "Russian porn," "blonde lesbians," and "Dutch girls." He even offered me a ticket to Europe. It was very humiliating. Thank you.

Not surprised that a evolutionist would fall for a fake story

Finished watching the revenant

I remember in eighth grade, two girls in my class found me in the hallway alone, and they told me that they had traded bras and started giggling.

I didn't know what to say

ran for 2 miles nonstop tonight

Jealous
I would give up 50lb of my bench to have good cardio
But im so lazy

NOOOOOOO

ITS SO FUCKING OVER

FUCK YOU PEPE

I was walking my dog down the street one day when a little blonde, blue-eyed girl told me I was a very pretty boy. (I am white, with long, straight brown hair and light brown eyes.)

what are you supposed to say anyways?

bros I cant remember where the secret pipe exit is

isn't it like 2 levels before

My go to as a teen was looking up videos of asian girls and latinas dancing on instagram
I think my dad may have once walked in on me watching a video of some asian dancing
I also once jerked off to a nat geo image of an Asian girl and I pressed my hand against the image leaving a white handprint
I didn't realize but later found the magazine open to the same page. And I was so embarrassed i threw the magazine out

i started a couple months ago and it's been fun. reminds me of when i started weightlifting and i was setting and hitting new goals regularly.

Ask to see

It's all a mindset. I once had to guide a horse through several miles of knee high snow
It wouldn't stop and i was breathing like i had been shot through the lung and i was spitting blood by the end of it. Never been so exhausted in my life

iunno. I think I developed late cause looking back all the girls were doing and saying all this crazy sexual stuff to me in eighth grade and I wasn't even interested at that point, like it hadn't clicked quite yet idk.

i am white

Shut up macacx

yes you're supposed to say this

My dad had a conversation with me about how he believes liking Asian girls is wrong and disapproves of it because he found Japanese lesbian porn in my browsing history. He was quite happy when he discovered I was finally only really now watching pornography featuring white girls.

then what am I?

Sounds like he went through your browser history every week

LMAO your dad is a weirdo

Feeling very anxious and depressed and bad. Surely this weed vape and a few beers will help.

gay

wtf

It will actually

Man my family made fun of me for weeks. "Your children will have slit eyes", "Inverted pussy", bluh

There are gorilla niggers from Africa that look whiter than you
You're not fooling anyone

Sub-saharan african

Bottom

What if he found gay porn

Oh my god I am so offended at what a random thinks about me in Anon Babble I'm going to go to a corner and cry

That's so odd. My family would never ever discuss sexual things openly like that, not even as jokes
After my dad caught me watching that video he said nothing about it to me

I'm not "a random" i'm a fucking icelandic from iceland. I know what a white person looks like

weed to help you feel less anxious, beer to help with the depression. solid plan

OK good for you

Hell yeah bros.

That's probably because you're white and white people don't talk about that stuff.

I am 35/353 pages through the book I'm reading.

watcha reading?

that's not quite 10%

lmao your country even considers middle eastern people as white (which we don't here) it's not like you live in iceland bro just shut the fuck up lmfao bruh

As opposee to an african-brazilian

Iceland is full of green and Greenland is full of ice
How can we ever trust you faggots to be honest?

business idea: range ban brazil

do such monstrosities truly exist? I've heard tell of such abominations but I've never seen such a thing with my own two eyes...

damn I hit a nerve

owari da...

Is united states of america REALLY so "united" hm?
I don't think so

yeah it's probably time to put brazil on the good ol 4chanx filter.

does mousenonce still spam here? should I delete the UK filter?

i dunno. i have the bong flag filtered since quite a while

They exist, but most people don't live to tell the tale

The presidential rug pool

There was a brief time in history—from the 60s to the 80s—where drugs were awesome. Now they suck major ass.

what was wrong with them from the 90s-2000s

pussy is the most overrated thing on earth by far. the reason women are so reluctant to put out is because they realize this. once you smash the appeal drops off pretty much instantly. all the magic and mystique wears off and you realize theres nothing so special about them. only a select few have anything to offer besides their pussy and once you smash it becomes a hassle and annoyance to deal with them anymore.

Goodsneeds

absolute TRVTH NVKE

she's still relevant?

never got why people simp so hard for this raccoon looking bitch. i guess because she occasionally parrots stale imageboard talking points. what an overdone grift

That's when adulteration started