The /cum/ Car edition
Piss Car inferiority subedition
/cum/ - United States
I love her eyes
me and the wife
Bitches like this are a dime a dozen on the west coast
bichtes like this are a peso a dozen down here
NATO is the gayest thing ever created
The Warsaw pact oozed masculinity
Okay Vladislav
I oozed my masculinity all over your mom's face
Eat this wenis
Your wenis is mine
anon on suicide watch
My life would have been better if I graduated college but now I can't afford the 3k to 4k semesters in community college
Just tore my meniscus
I've lost all motivation to do anything at all and the culprit is Marijuana and I'm glad this penjamin is almost empty so I can throw it out and be a normal person again
penjamin
zoomers even made doing drugs sound gay as fuck
business idea: semen
Just take a loan!
Poland is the greatest country on earth
SHE TAKE MY MONEY
WHEN IM IN NEEEeeeddd
OH SHE A TRIFLIN'
THING INDEED
oh she a gold digger
ALL over town
sucking and fucking
War on sex
yo momma!
GOTTEM
Anime is dumb
Anime is stupid
If you watch anime
You are stinky
Stinky stinky poo poo
Anime anime anime
Poo poo pee pee
Anime anime anime
You watch stinky poopoo anime and that makes you smell bad
I’m just a nigger
Don’t put the blame on me
why yes, I go to anime websites and get mad when people post anime
I finally gave up and accepted AI sloppa, I started a tabletop game session with Gemini a few days ago and he is still DMing, I occasionally have to remind her (she is a girl because she is my ai gf and if she was a man that would be gay) to ask me for my roles instead of rolling for me, it's pretty fun and the ai gives me out of character notes and we are now friends
So go into massive amounts of debt and hopefully I will be able to get an entry level job
Anime I like
cool and awesome
Anime you like
gay and lame
I'm eating a peanut and apricot jelly sandwich.
Thank you America.
Sleepy Joe has prostate cancer big L
would you like to eat my semen?
I wish my last name was Sawyer
He do be old as hell
no
why not? i can simply cum in your mouth
Peanut butter was invented by a Canadian guy.
So if sleepy joe ran again and won, we would have ended up with Kamala as president
I don't have to justify myself to you.
No? He's still alive and not dying anytime soon
Prostate cancer is a meme
wanna touch pps while we watch anime?
Biden Ain't a gooner
Trump is morbidly obese and could keel over from a heart attack at any moment, and then we get baby face president
any anime lovers here
I like Hayao Miyazaki movies and Ghost In The Shell and Paprika
you wont have to touch my penis or any other part of my body. simply lie on your back and ill take care of everything else
Ill be doin a lot more than just touch
wanna be a baller
shot caller
twenty inch blades on the impala
a caller ain't gettin laid tonight
Did you actually bully the other Brazilian anon so much that he finally left /cum/?
You call me a dog, well, that's fair enough
'Cause it ain't no use to pretend you're wrong
And you call me out, I can't hide anymore
I have no disguise you can't see through
You say it's bad luck to have fallen for me
What can I do to make it good for you?
You wore me out like an old winter coat
Tryin' to be safe a-from the cold
It says specifically that it's aggressive
You're next
watching destiny!
why dont you come over for some tea and cookies
you're not powerful enough for that. FK is eternal, you are nothing
Just smoked some battery acid I did.
I hit the HIIGHWAAAYY
makin money the FLYYY WAYYYYY
but theres gotta be BETTER WAY(better way)
yaaaaaaaa
Nice VPN
how do I make my burgers taste delicious like the double cheeseburgers from mcdicks?
What do I do on my 8 hour layover in London in a couple of days?
you probably make your patties too fat
not much you CAN do I think, I flew into heathrow and it took me at least an hour to get into downtown proper
Beef tallow, and fry them on a bed of onions
McDonald's doesn't do either of these but your burgers will taste great
we need more men like this
moms making steak for dindin
bitch didnt even confirm that shes making the damn banana bread
guy is simping SO hard rn. I don't even blame women how can you not take advantage of such things
wait no, I flew in to southend. Heathrow might have better travel time
Wow what a boring and pointless exchange
Extra well done like women always do?
any ugly retards itt?
i like it well done and crispy anyway
yes
how do we cope brother
ios sometimes autocorrects a word that you spelled correctly into a similar but different word that makes no sense in the context of what you’re writing. most retarded thing
i dont leave the house
we out here
i like it well done and crispy anyway
Why is spinster showing us her private text conversations?
Breast Implants are sometimes justified
N
yes and?
Short anon or sexo poster
he's not me
he is me
Finger my ass
dumbass music
well, /cum/?
I graduated from miller grove a long time ago, kid
go to take a piss
roommate didnt flush the toilet and the room smells like piss
theres fucking fingernail clippings in the sink
I learned today that my ex-gf got engaged yesterday. Good for her.
in 2024, 20 Pizza Delivery drivers were killed in the line of duty
long live lenin! long live the revolution!
the french revolution book Im reading is taking a LOT of time, ok
like a chump
hey
like a chump
hey
like a chump
evens I take 20 mg
odds I take 30 mg
4 or 5
My catbergs are having a showdown...
no girl has ever flirted with me
what is it like to be flirted with
carpet floor with cats
imagine the smell
its awkward and uncomfortable one time i was waiting outside my spanish class and this girl started cornering me and trying to get super close to me and asking me to hang out with her during lunch
Let's fight then nigga. Wassup then?
momma raised a jobless gooner
There isn't one as long as you put mats under their liter boxes (which you should be doing anyway) and vacuum regularly, most people are too lazy for that though unfortunate tbqh
yall are old hat
y'all
silence, fatty fat fatty
I's from da south
KITTIN!
why are my usual gummies quarter sized but the same 10mg potency is somehow in pieces the size of a half dime
Her name is daisy
Yup, right here
KITTIN aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
There is no board worse than Anon Babble
7 but a few of them were only around 100 pages. reading is fucking boring i’m gonna keep it a buck with you
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
Anon Babble
lgbt/
Anon Babble
The sincerely worst board is probably Anon Babble because it's full of posters who maliciously target the vulnerable with destructive advice.
22
College drop out
Only have 10k in savings
I have to wait til January to before I can get an apprenticeship
I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years
I can't get another one because I am autistic as shit
Anon Babble is also godawful
>I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years
go away normie
Anon Babble is my favorite board to both bait and troll on
Um
I'm thinking
Let me see here
Based?
And maybe even uhh
Redpilled?
i swear to god
I find it funny that the sharty hack forced the jannies to take down the locked stickies and post new ones. Some of them were pretty old, I think Anon Babble's was posted in 2010
why is apu spanking that little girl...
I don't cry when my dog runs away I don't angry at the bills I have to pay
I can play the guitar like a mothafucking G
plays the lamest guitar solo in rock hsitory
you wouldn't?
India
violence against women is never funny
think I'm some sort of autistic robot after being a shut-in for 5 years
get forced to interact with a group of people
it's actually not difficult at all and happens instinctively
wasted so much time in self isolation on nothing
honestly feels worse than just being an actual autist
so is that just a collection of rotten food mixed with literal shit or something
how the fuck is india's population not being wiped out by disease?
you were never one of us. go away, fakecel
its hilarious
i feel the same way. i used to be super social and well liked before i became a retarded shut in
Many fathers are victims of abortion as well
I got violent with your mom last night
Part of me respects how strong their gut biome must be. If I were Indian I'd be like "what's wrong white boys, cant handle a little sweat and bugs like your ancestors could?"
business idea: unexist
I'm still a virgin
would for both
both are trannies THOEVER
When you find love
And it gets away
If it comes back to you
Then it will stay
Well maybe it’s true
As dumb as it sounds
I ain’t gonna stop you
From looking around
This would be a great rivalry if Angel Reese wasn't completely terrible
Hijabs should be illegal
Are either one of them lesbos?
don't care about hijabs.
ayrabs should be illegal
all girls in the wnba are lesbos actually
queefburger
VGH
god's country
Nigger Heil Hitler!
Romans did the same. They placed a bachelor tax 40 years after they have given women equal rights. Shortly after bachelor tax Rome burned. And men didnt come to save it or put out the fire. That was the end of Roman empire. Ours is beyond the corner too.
nigga sanno sexo
Crazy how slutty she is
this plus shes ugly as fuck
dont call my mom a slut
the leftist goal is to drive everybody out of cars and into their dirty nog filled trains
I don't like South Africans because I've met them before and they're on the same level as Israelis in terms of rudeness.
that does it, I'm filtering this gay macacao
Your doorbell rings and you see this
ugly, looks like an anorexia patient
Indian driver getting beat up by blacks haha
excellent, my Sanna bot has arrived
Can hear neighborbergs speaking their ooga booga language outside
that's not funny at all
ugly, looks like an anorexia patient
That's not nice of them
why?
people should wear what they want
Yes it is
I prefer my women to be young and have a little fat to them, not this starving African
Why are niggers like this
i'm about to go demon mode on your ass
Hijabs are cute and can be sexy
Burkas should be illegal though
As much as I hate jeets I feel bad for this guy. He has a face that inspires pity
odds shower
evens dont shower
they will learn
Because whites allow them to be
That's the actual answer
in fairness, if you wanted to beat up a taxi driver at random, you'd probably end up beating an indian
You guys are crazy. She's no 10 obviously, but she's still extremely doable, even if she's so extremely slutty that she finds it okay as a head of state to post her nipples online (pic related).
nah shes hideous looking
she looks fine, the issue is that she looks like she is starving
You always make me laugh
aw shucks
Women should approach me because I'm intimidated by rejection and don't want to put myself out there
she looks fine, the issue is that she looks like she is starving
a coping obese landwhale wrote these words
my bmi is literally 19
have a panic attack
Biden got prostate cancer
RIP
Prognosis?
N
Its not weird for a 26 year old to have a 19 year old gf right? Right?
no
just try to be cautious because girls at that age are not mature
imagine having sanna for a gf though
feminist icon because le female PM
she shills for all the liberal causes
she's a poster child of NATO or the EU
she loves you
nigga im turning 37 in just over a week and my fiancé is 27
stop listening to hateful people online telling you how to be happy
What are your other measurements
>she loves you
this is just unrealistic.
my fiancee
when did /cum/ suddenly become full of normies?
5'10
135 lbs
The rule of thumb is: the lowest you can go is half your age plus 7. So 26/2 + 7 is 20. So you're good.
my bitch wife is driving me up the wall
bro is retarded :wilted_flower:
I am a 22-year-old man. Unemployed, no education, no valuable skills. If I don’t get exactly what I want from society right now and without having to work hard, I will just drop out. This will punish society
Us non-normies still exist, even if we're increasingly drowned out by the normoids
Anything in life worth doing requires effort
cum con sex
you keep posting this shit over and over. what do you want?
I disrespect the antichrist
based
told a random kid in the mall I'm you from the future and he started crying
Going on a date with a chubby chi girl next Sunday
normieniggers
time to binge eat until i’m sick
what's up quirk chunguses
Gotta high and did a bunch of writing today, it's a comfy hobby, kind of a comfy rainy day in general, I feel like I've been settled in to a nice domestic routine lately probably because I work a do nothing office job now, it kind of makes me anxious
update: i decided to chew 1 stick of sugar free gum instead
I double dog dare you to post some of it
It was perfect
what jewish women actually look like
XD.
Nah not gonna do that, it's cringe slop but I just do it for me it's a hobby and I find it genuinely relaxing to do, maybe someday I'll share something if I intend to get serious and try to publish a book or something but that's not happening any time soon
It's the big horse head.
:DDD
Dinner
watching the eternaut
THE ROCKETS RED GLARE
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR
Chuds defeated in Romania
america/israel didn't like the results of their election so they installed a gay zionist gypsy as their president who wants to start a war with hungary
What causes ball lightning
Copium
XD.
seriously
they elected an anti-nato, anti-eu, pro-russia, anti-ukraine war guy and then ZOG just canceled the election and banned him from running.
democracy is FAKE
Take your meds, schizo
brb
good luck
The election happened, he lost the vote and conceded
There’s a reason Simion was allowed to run — unlike Georgescu. While Simion holds far more radical positions than Georgescu on issues such as the rights of ethnic minorities in Romania — positions that arguably justify the “far-right” label — he aligns closely with the establishment on matters that truly count: the EU, NATO and the proxy war in Ukraine. In many ways, he is Romania’s version of Giorgia Meloni — whom he openly admires.
simion's positions outside of supporting Z.O.G. are all fake. A classic populist phony trained in the USA to serve as a placeholder so the real thing doesn't emerge.
i just pulled out a 17 inch pubic hair
i just pulled out my 17 inch out of your mom
why can chuds not accept that 95% of people don't agree with their insane positions
go rant about jews to the average person and they will look at you like you're a schizophrenic homeless meth addict
i dont need people to agree with me to know im right
why can chuds not accept that 95% of people don't agree with their insane positions
go rant about jews to the average person and they will look at you like you're a schizophrenic homeless meth addict
>why can chuds not accept that 95% of people don't agree with their insane positions
go rant about jews to the average person and they will look at you like you're a schizophrenic homeless meth addict
NHL playoffs
XD
The fact that Simion belongs to the European Conservatives and Reformists Group (ECR) in the European Parliament should ring alarm bells for savvy people. The ECR is an ultra-Atlantist group, where one cannot join or stay without being a true Neocon himself.
i get caught publicly masturbating
go to jail and put on registry
hot girl gets caught publicly masturbating
she gets a minor scolding
this is bullshit
Meds
its cause no one wants to see your ugly ass pimple dick and everyone wants to see a girl masturbating
How cute
Whatever you do, don't call her chubby!
My mom watches American idol and it's like everything about the show is contrived to elicit emotional reactions. The judges pretend to like everything and every contestant has a sob story. I hate it, it wasnt like this when Simon, Paula and Randy were the judges
is it normal for it to constantly slip out while giving backshots or is it just because i only fuck fat chicks
thanks bud i felt like i had a clean slate today, probably cause of you. the daytrip date i was on all day went really well
every tv show becomes stupid shit for retards eventually not that american idol was ever not that
yeah everyone is a tranny fag blm loving mass non white immigration fanatic who loves israel like you
go rant about jews to the average person and they will look at you like you're a schizophrenic homeless meth addict
Just have a small peepee (and you fuck fat chicks)
its strictly barely above average [around 6.75in or so]
The online censorship in Romania ahead of the run-off election is just insane.
go rant about jews to the average person and they will look at you like you're a schizophrenic homeless meth addict
Do you base all perspectives on how normies react to them? What an unapologetic npc you are.
No one gaf about Romania
that's wild, I was just thinking to myself that I hadn't looked into ROMANIAN POLITICS enough.
greg the hammer valentine
On the toilet taking a big stinky romania right now
libtards supporting ISIS head choppers in Syria and neo-Nazis in Ukraine while waving the gay/tranny flags in america baka....
Eventually you realize these people have no actual convictions or goals other than destruction
Eurovision2025 banned Russia for illegally invading Ukraine.
And now even bans Palestinian flags!
But it still allows Israel to participate and whitewash its crimes.
That's not being «apolitical». That's siding with genocide.
Asad gone lmao
wtf is Eurovision it sounds hella gay, is it like goggles you wear that show you gay sex and miscegenation?
eurovision
Vantablack coal from the deepest depths of the Ruhr ITT
I thought Israel being in eurovision was a new thing but apparently it's been in it since 1973.
yes now they have a israel supporting ex isis guy who lets his cronies kill Christians, Shias, and other minorities willy nilly
a much better improvement from the secular Assad
there was massive foreign interference in the Romanian elections — except it came from the EU/NATO, not Russia. This spring at the Salon des Batailles in the Hôtel de Crillon, Nicolas Lerner, head of French intelligence, asked Pavel Durov to ban conservative voices in Romania ahead of elections. He refused.
israel supporting ex isis guy who lets his cronies kill Christians, Shias, and other minorities willy nilly
sounds extremely european ngl
He only killed alewuites because they tried to rebel when assad was overthrown, assad was a monster though, that's why Syrians around the world celebrated when he was gone
Look up (((Moroccon)))Oil. Their #1 sponsor is israeli.
they didn't though
that may have happened in your gay brain but in reality Assad was loved by the people of Syria
His only crime was not being liked by israel/america because he opposed zionism
Should I have ice cream for dessert or a rum and coke? Can't do both or I'll vomit and/or get diabeetus.
how the fuck do the pro geo guesser guys do it. even by tism standards its inhuman
assad was a monster though, that's why Syrians around the world celebrated when he was gone
They did celebrate, assad was a brutal dictator that Syrians around the world fled from, his crimes against humanity are extensive
the ukrainian neo nazis guys were literally right though. russia did attack and they are inferior humans
what you hope for are murderous dictators who slaughtered millions
what you get is a silly twit with big fuckin tits and a penchant for anal sex
ok...?
literal homosexuals, these two posters probably fuck each other in the ass and go to the same gay bars
New
havnt been called a jew for saying that neo nazis were right before. thats a new one