/brit/

could be worse

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hey guys its me. just letting you know i wont be on here ever again after today.

ma wife

heading down to the gherkin; you guys want anything?

LYNCHIAN

See you tomorrow lad

I will take my own life soon

Mum forgot the poopchute

yea this is the thread

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my Nonna (grandmother), loves this fragance, its her signature scent :D brings back memories of the good old days ;)

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what country flag is this

I need this woman

not before taking out some civilians by boring us to death

my Nonna is dead

Polandesia

lebanon without the christmas tree

peru but she's holding the flag the wrong way around

most worldly /brit/ poster
how is blud posting on Anon Babble and doesn't know thi

american level post

Ever shag her up the arse

Come on mate :/

no
she was italian, not australian

sticky had some good shit

boyfrebd.9

I've seen videos mate, eyetie biddies love it up the dumper

wanking out a poo

Imagine how insane watching Star Wars in the kinoplex in 1977 must have been.

Literally nothing since then except maybe Terminator has had such an impact on popular culture.

if you read this, vi von

NATO is the gayest thing ever created

Sven Goran Ericsson

wait til you hear about frotting

BMI >25

cringe, I'm under but skinny fat with moobs and fucked joints

gone a day without wanking
have wanked so much recently that I haven't even had a proper erection all day

IN THE KITCHEN WRISTS TWISTING LIKE ITS STIR FRY (whip it)

Someone's visiting me...
Who knows a Sarah? I've got Sarah here

cooomed twice futa on female(anal) and femdom cowgirl/snogging doujins for me in the morning

Two women eat sandwiches in a 24 hour Tesco store after a night out drinking (2008)

/brit/ whats this some kind of island

Just farted
Smelly

i hate this fragance, its cheap, common,low class, and boring scent...... it smells the same to its imitation drug store twin

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Often wonder how I'd fare in a subsistence farming society
Might get a chance to find out when the bombs start flying

mental how they get to use the euro and will join the eu

fucking sca-REAMING

Why do you harass my posts

You're not, though. You little freak.

want to be more like rorke

Horrible,strong,Stinky,Vomiting fragance.... i gave it away because it was an insulting scent, it gave me a terrible headache and nausea

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did this on friday, we had donuts too and were squatting in a circle

I want this Britain back.

/brit/

not a fan of this gimmick

scrbeafajs

rorke eating his unseasoned pasta with ketchup
leftypol enjoying diverse cuisine and eating jollof rice and plantain

britain still lives

gay porn ROARING in a fat pakis face

poo wanking

poo screm

poo screaming wanking rip roar

pooing out a massive wank

we jus gon rape rorkes gyatt

Wish we had a proper prepacked sandwich culture

Shouting into the bog

i NEED to become a woman

badgers been at it

pooing and wanking and wanking and pooing

The women in general are getting a bit uppity aren't they. Bit out of line

Reckon it's time we all grew a pair of balls and laid down the law

arbeit macht frei
COOL

hate tomato plants. almost as bad as cabbage in terms of fuss

Would shag that bloke filthy

WHAT THE FUCK'S UP DENNIES

Very nice, probably excellent. I'm no Mediterranean playboy but to me this does not smell like any kind of cocktail or fizzy soft drink. Often when I smell citrus with ambery resins, it makes me think of candied citrus peels, and so it does here, but this is also fairly sour or tangy, with a little herbaceous bitterness too, and in the opening at least, it has quite a blearily balsamic aspect, like a nice hand cream. As others have noted, it probably would not be the ideal choice for the hottest days, but has the makings of a versatile fragrance for much of the rest of the year. The neroli is prominent and, especially early on, quite indolic. It has a sexy kind of mushroomy overtone that I associate more with jasmine and gardenia. Mainly because of the neroli, this makes me think of another Morillas creation, Bvlgari Man Wood Neroli. In some ways, this is almost what MWN might have been if MWN didn't smell quite so much like lemon furniture polish. Sillage is suitably moderate, longevity moderate to--probably--good.

wanking a fucking poo out my fucking arse

really fucking horrible tbqh we think we have it bad

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bizarre gimmick

my knob is 3.5 inches

Best I can do is eunuch in a dress

Also legalize prostitution in America. I've had it with the faggot christcucks

um

um

the balls dangling like that is just so much more enticing than women. I prefer women though

Legalize brothels in Britain too. Lets get real with it. Fucking "escorts" lol. Fuck that. Get the women in the fucking window

um um UM

first thing I noticed was his cross

believe it or not she cockmogs me!

seeing a lot of willies in here

Prostitution's been fully decriminalised in my state and it's amazing now they can advertise however they want how many are wanting creampies

28yearoldvirginlad on a mad un

what does it say about the world when an artificial intelligence can do most things better than a person

Janny AWOL
This thread is ILLEGAL!

She has never bothered to learn to be independent. She had a horrible time of it at uni and rushed home as often as she could. Yes, she can get a meal for herself, but doubtful her parents want to eat frozen peas for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It is easy to say she can handle everything on her own, but she hasn't. Mommy and Daddy have often bailed her out or we have witnessed her having a meltdown if something goes slightly wrong. They are always a phone call away, or perhaps right across the hallway. She relies to heavily on her mother as her favourite companion when she should have friends from uni or co-workers. She mentioned in her latest vlog that her friends are all distant and some she doesn't see for years. That is not healthy for someone who is in their 20's. It isn't healthy for anyone. We have seen, over and over again her desperate need to play act, copy others, and avoid adulting in one form or another, and cling to her childhood or surround herself with younger people for comfort, wishing she were one of them again. She bought her own place 7 years ago, but never had the courage to live there. She is still cramped up in her little childhood bedroom, still having others drive her places, we believe she has left her part time job, as well, at this point. None of this is healthy adulting. My cousin is a lot like her. Her parents both passed within a few months of each other. She never dated, never moved out, relied on them for everything, and now she is a mess. Her sister is fed up with her and who knows what will happen. She lives across country and I have not seen her for decades, so she is a stranger to me. I see Ruby following the same suit. It isn't all about money. I never said she would be homeless. I am talking about her coping mechanisms. It is about her mental capabilities. Ruby is lacking in spades. What a self-absorbed weirdo she is!

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nth for the holodem

would shag the shit out of rubes

my ancestor

aussles don't have sandwiches?

Demonstrably untrue
I literally wouldn't trust a modern LLM with writing a shopping list

Mad how based the Hitler Youth was

Joe Biden diagnosed with 'aggressive' prostate cancer

mad, he looked like the peak of health

COOL

I agree

Free Palapito

We don't have cheap supermarket sandwiches available in meal deals

but would you trust a random person to write your shopping list

get your willy out for the idf

based

BBC

i posted this earlier because i was sad and then left but looked up the post and im so happy thank you my friends

that sounds horrible, honestly don't think i could survive in your country. made for harder men

I will miss are aryan joe

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happy birthday mate, love ya x

The birthday goth gf

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it's a disgrace what rorke is doing to britain

Dredd (2012) is a supremely kino and fashy film.

left

get the jim jams on
get the book chapter read
get the milk drank

smugly posting on /brit/ knowing that I have the biggest knob here

been watching footy every night for 11 days on the bounce

finally have mon, tue, thu, fri off

thank fuck
May is fun but it drains you in a way

Zoomers are a negrified generation
It's up to virile millennial National Socialists to save Europe

but this is an american kitchen......

Nah, Zoomerwaffen will wipe the floor with you tubby 'lennials

millennials are balding manchildren
not one of you has grown up

going to crawl from my smelly desk into my smelly bed in my smelly bedroom

corr imagine it slapping around my 4 incher

sir united knigdom

joe biden is an irish bvll

got the Anon Babble on and the half bottle of vodka drank time for bed. toil on the morrow but i cant feel it

don't drink vokda alone mate wtf

knigdom

yanks in charge of spelling folks

i love unlocking new gimmicks

in my evil since smelly childhood bedroom spawning in to the same evil
Incel apartment I’ve had in gta online since 2013

Love how my sister is in a toxic relationship, and then spends three hours of my elderly parents time informing them of every single little fucking thing occurring

It's so fucking rude

what's toxic about it?

gta online since 2013

Mad how barebones it was

What.
the.
hell.
just.
happeeeeeneeeeedd

having a poo and a wank simultaneously

growing my beard out, on my evil arc aha x

What kind of people join the British military in 2025? Mostly poors looking to improve their lot?

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OKC
OKC LETS DO THIS

I stopped playing around the time they added heists because I got a pc
loved it though

youtube reccing me stuff to fall asleep to but i'm actually wide awake
nice algo google NOT

mad he can't get a recored contract now

aha x

dr. rorkenstein conducting a heinous experiment in his malodorous laboratory

He's a wannabe fat Deano with a drink addiction who just disappears every once in a while, and she's a fucking fool

did the money hack me
just had to change your dns settings or something and you picked up billions on ever cash drop

had one of those army cunts playing his war film on his phone in the train
although it was low volume and I assume he would have stopped had I asked

Your generation worships groids

RIFLE CHECK

how many years until americans and brits speak a different language?

something of a racist

most americans speak spanish

IS THIS A GOOD MOVIE? His glasses and beanie look cool I want one for myself

just wrote out a full post and tried to post it then noticed it was the thread from 8.30pm and then i got the page not found error went back and the page was the catalog so i lost my novel of a post fuck sake
just know it was VERY good

I can feel the sun on you
Warm me up the way you do
After all the clouds have dried
Here's a jar of tears I've cried
Keep it in a sacred place
Hold me in your humble grace
'Cause I can feel the darkness sometimes too

x

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it's unironically cunny kino

The whole world will be speaking Hindi by the end of this century

Tyson Fury vs AJ
What you saying?

terrified of the lower middle class
they will infiltrate the middle class and change ovr cvltvre

lots of things in my life I'd rather forget. but right now I have macaroni and cheese

Fury

Thank god it's a bank holiday tomorrow

hate it when that happens. this site is stuck in the stone age with how it just forgets posts completely if you happen to navigate away

redditflags STILL down? x

they don't exist anymore

Yes Natalie Portman is very sexy in this one

another buck breaking for aj (he loves it)

brits already all speak french dickhead

beautiful day innit

me? listening to the wombats

what's that

says it all really

XL bully, crushed velvet sofa, ocean beach, tenerife, magaluf, lost mary, financed mercedes, live laugh love, new build, love island

how so?

good boy

i think we are more likely to see brits speaking like yanks

when did britain become gibraltar?

simple as

clearly they do

don't worry about it <3

literally NO ONE in my life to give me cuddles

just fucking KILL ME already

blud is built like action man

a deano without tattoos is no deano at all

and ireland will speak irish

Can't stop burping and farting. This will not be good when I have a gf (which will highly likely happen sometime soon)

Any fellow Aryan, Nordic, Hyperborean, vitalist, blue eyed, soft haired, hyperracist, National Socialist, Evropean, Pagan, Sensitive Young Men in?

come camden gregg's outlet on saturday and I can

hiya

imagine if all 70 million people in the uk knew there was a site where you could anonymously post like it was a chatroom. we'd have 100 threads an hour

How did white women function before they had access to the superior African male and his 8+ inch+ BBC?

What a time was had

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Brown biomass don't use the Internet
They just jabber on their phones

do brits really

*collapses into your chest and buries my face in your shirt* just shut up...

can't stop/ won't stop neva gonna stop burping and farting

wog that smells of booze and weed got on the train with two unleashed pitbulls
I love london

yh

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Would introduce my mother to Anon Babble if she wasn't so easily confused.

Reckon having grandmas here would make the site so much sweeter

diego was on rare form that night

posts a Uralic

Can't stop screaming and violently convulsing on the floor. This will not be good when I have a gf (which is unlikely to happen anytime soon)

how many of you live in london and how many times have the rest of you been to london

bruh shut up

couldn't have been more sublime chin chin here's to the devil's juice diego my lad *pulls out the port*

fucking roaring

if it weren't for all the racist/nordicist posters on here it might get more posts

you ever get mad at just how mediocre almost everything and everyone actually is
it's like hardly anyone ever tries at all

anyone remember the epsilon program screensaver you could download prior to the gta 5 release?

had a really dark poo today

He spoke up on the biomass question

I made such a a mess of my life

i have insane aura, if i weren't a shy auttie i'd have a gf surely

no sounds like too much effort

can't stop holding tension in my jaw and biting my inner cheek
it's like I'm on sniff

POO FUCKING WANKING

there's no u in change

Listening to metalcore

ktim

The British Military is pretty much a holiday camp with a big fat pension at the end of it

um posters being all cute and flustered xx

When ready

i need to stop coming here but its too funny
you cunts crack me up

listening to poocore

I have genuinely tried to get some friends, family and a work colleague on here, just so I'd have someone to laugh about the jokes and references with, but it feels like they desperately tried NOT to come here (they were all normalfags who had never heard of the site and knew nothing about its reputation).

why do people get so desperate to push their news
cant fathom it

lad..

rorke trying to get his da to post on /brit/

the esoteric /brit/ lore

:(

I'M WANKING OVER 'ERE

have the checked the Romanian camp?

Dumb bitch.

So she's back on the market? ,':^)

love opening my window and sniffing the cold night air

screaming forwards and backwards

all 3 of them could get it

Actually, it only belongs to one of them.

his ancestor

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