/brit/

what on earth!

10 extra minutes ref is having a laugh

um so isn't weird how when you need to really take a shit your balls start aching like you're not even involved settle down

wut

syphilis

stopped going to the barbers on saturday because that bastard woman is always there

Don't like citeh but palace are a wog club

business idea: boys being soft and kissing each other

Buying a house

what do you do if you are mid-poo and your food delivery shows up

yeah they jack off to you

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farting like a month of sundays

almost got run over by some old codger in a mobility scooter on the high street
riding around like hes jackie stewart or something
should need a licence to drive one of those things

aha granddad gurning x

hope it gets swept away in a flood

good final that

One kiss is all it takes.

anon getting up for a piss

i should call her...
haha lol

mental how fit they are

Just thinking about the people in the gym i saw doing HIIT workouts. Too much for me that

Just unleashed a guttaral scream in the middle of Waitrose

nice dog

AYO PEP

WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF AIDS

Eze my goat (i only know him from winning an amateur chess tournament)

Pep is a bald fraud

FUCK man shitty

And now over to rorkes da to tell us what's gone wrong at man city

think it'd be swell if faggots all died

well basically Pep's lost it after the divorce and he inherited the bald fraud gene after ETH was sacked from United

want to shit post about city on Anon Babble

every thread is full of wogs spamming nonce shit

I *have* to stop posting here, Christ.

pissing me off that i can't remember her name

All sport posts are off topic

Turning 28 tomorrow, that's it, life is over now. I'm pretty much 30 now. I'll be alone tomorrow, and forever, and it will just be another day, a year of no change and a lifetime of wasted opportunity sat in my childhood bedroom.

Just drank a litre of sugarfree Red Bull

Save it for Blogspot sweaty

Pep's always been a fraud
115 charges never forget

Kek

what are you doing about it bitchboy

business idea
series of ads for m&s with the slogan "thats why good mums go to m&s"

the men kicked the ball did they?

FRAUD THAT NIGGA

this but 'that's why mums with working husbands go to m&s' and in the background the fat working class woman in the iceland advertisements is forming a noose out of turkey twizzlers (the new shit ones)

guardiola is satan
i hate that fucking bastard

Nothing, I'm too old to change anything now, I've wasted the last five years or so of my life and I still haven't had sex, you see

Come to think of it I haven't seen a toilet paper ad for an age
Used to be the sorbent ones with the labrador puppies

everyone poos why do they need to advertise paper

Pep having a melty refusing to shake Henderson’s hand LMFAO get fucked you bald cunt

there was that andrex one where they were asking if you folded or scrunched

Dubs decides what game I play

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ball go net

resident evil 4

Not even his car

get bully on

Rorke digging these out of the closet in his smelly childhood bedroom desperately wishing he could turn back time

a Hakos Baelz sex arse would sell a million units

Suspect they realised it was unnecessary when all the hoarding happened

mad how the one of the best nba players of all time is currently playing right now and was born in the same year as me

spiderman 2 for me

Cannot bear wanking anymore it's so fucking grim

very relatable
just shameful

KNICKS IN 6

did 3 this morning and they were excellent

little white knickers and pleated skirts

uncalled for you evil incel

glad palace won. but this was handball

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You got it

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Not looking forward to Extreme Peace Season One.

any piss in the sink man in

soft launching the relationship with the proto-gf on the discord server and finsta if it goes well hard launch on the main socials will take place

OMDSSSS ACTUALLY PLAYING PS2 GAMES OFF THE DISCS IN 2025 loooooooooool MONG MONG MONG

b-but-

MONG BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's fucking revolting

any proof of concept man in

nah the sinks too low but at my last place I was king sink pisser

playing games that actually came on the disc

zoomzooms don't know about that

*licks your sink clean*

THICK CUNT MONG BOY STOP COPING
ANYONE WITH A BRAIN LAUNCHES PS2 GAMES FROM A HARD DRIVE OR VIA SAMBA NOWADAYS
Not that you even understand what those things are so just fucking rope up you fucking thick cunt

Bruce Campbell is so fucking funny.
Garn have a bash, see you later virgins.

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someone just screamed out their window saying they were jar jar binks lol was that one of you lot seems like the heats sending us a bit loopy already

oh shit he triggered and talking some neek shit kek

Tony Hawk, obviously

Rorke

Tony Hawk's Underground

I agree

2

Oh never mind

bet his arsehole is well nice and pooey

wonder if my delivery driver died
that gps hasn't moved in some time

I am going teetotal

we are the 801
we are the central shaft!

wanked to so much JAV my brain now exclusively connects hearing the Japanese language with sex

gravy

curry sauce

peas

Needs tartare sauce, obviously

Cody, shut the fuck up

woman

one one frame you can see it searched up 'free cp videos' lmfao thats fucked

No more booze
No more fast food
No more destroyers of my body

Gymtoil complete
Was half considering skipping today because I didn't sleep too great last night, but I snapped out of it and told myself to stop being gay

ME! ME! ME!

On the antipsychoticberg again

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up!

This is the life eh lad

Full PIP for life, it lush xx

runtoil looms

might replay doom 3

I am enjoying the pipberg. Would prefer to be well again.

enjoy your tardive dyskinesia

O'rorke's day out

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I bet you are haha legend

watch out for those oranges

bruh

business idea: tart sauce

leftypol's latest script

searching for cp on Google is harsh. Lad should be happy he's streamed it just for proof it wasnt him

Three on the left look like regular lads, three on the right look like speccy virgin gimps

which one lad?

YUROP VISION TONIGHT

went to a leftie rallyonce, got to say the chanting was cringe

surely that doesn't actually get you on a list or anything, I mean nobody is naive enough to literally just Google cheese pizza

#RAPERORKE

Aripiprazole. First dose today. Uncozy already.

boy he barks the loudest

all together now:

NIL POINTS

went to a leftie rallyonce

was it for a leftygf

How much?

what gay satanic nonsense have we entered into euroshit this year

i stopped my antipsychotics a few days ago because of the side effects (dizziness). hopefully i'll be alright without them.

Never watch Eurovision me. Foreign muck

has anyone said "Poorovision" yet

Lovely incel walk today along the shore. Kind of day that makes you happy to be alive. You did get out and about today and enjoyed the weather? Right lads?

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yeah think it's been mentioned

it was her idea...

I went on a walk with mumberg x

nh, toiled and the such today

It was fun. I liked the first movie a little more, but I want Favreau to just keep making these things for as long as he can. It's amazing that you can watch these Iron Man movies not really for the action scenes, but for the characters and the characters interacting with each other.

A Anon Babble thread about Iron Man 2 from 2010. Guess this anon got what he wanted.

ancient days
a lost golden age compared to the world of 2025

Were you psychotic tho? Like losing your mind? Otherwise it seems like killing a mouse with a low yield nuclear device

was running about for 3 hours in the sun got a wicked tan

what gay satanic nonsense have we entered into euroshit this year

three lasses singing a song

giambotta and cheesy polenta for tea nice and simple today

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tried baking a cake today but it all went wrong so now I'm sad

been looking at 2013-15 /brit/ threads recently
the vibes were a lot more positive back then

Nope. Tired out. Been struggling recently and just needed a day inside. I've taken drugs, watched some telly and yt, posted here, browsed reddit, and did a few buzzfeed quizzes. Yes i'm a Harry Potter superfan but I don't remember Friends as well as I thought I would. Basically wasted the day but its been good.

you tried and that's all you could do. be happy about that

look at life through poo tinted glasses me

primary

Not really, I have debilitating depression and bipolar. Spent last week in bed unable to move. Unsure about meds tbf. But I can't see a way out.

reception

i also started apiprazole this week

seems strange, almost coincidental?

exercisemongs rushing to the keyboard to tell everyone that they exercise yet again

my cock couldn't reach her fanny through that arse

this whole nipple piercing thing is really throwing me, mind reeling

girls part their legs so you can, lad.

squat day tomorrow

had a pot of trout pâté open in the fridge for several days, not sure if I can risk eating it again

Wish you the best either way. It might get you moving. I take risperidone otherwise I do go psychotic but they’re not pleasant to be on.

Not for me they don't haha

jews

i already lifted today x

posho

ladf its been over 8 months since the ex gf of 4.5 years broke up with me and it still doesn’t seem real
just can’t comprehend it

Watching a documentary on monkeys being released from their cells

should yoga pants justify rape, or just a groping?
cameltoe means the former ofc

Get a prossie down you lad

you tried this earlier we don't care

thanks

Me? Out drinking until 3. Got kicked out of 2 different places last night for sexually harassing old ladies. Woke up at 10 am with a splitting headache and currently drinking a 2nd white monster.

Missing the gf of 0 years.

Thanks lad hope it is well for you too. Do you have this debilitating lethargy from meds? I can't exercise or even wash regularly anymore let alone be productive member of society.

strip club, now

blog on you insufferable twat

old? you wrong'un nonce

decided to get into gooning any of you lads fancy wanking over pictures of angela white in discord dm's?

my cock couldn't reach her fanny through that arse

people who say things like this don't know how sex works, even though you can find pictures and videos of it online with great ease

what's the psychology behind people wanting to "goon" with eachother in DM
very strange

shitting out of my ASS

just helping each other out innit

take off your pants and ill tell you

you're only supposed to blow the poo peng gay porn doors off

male bonding

burnout revenge

Think a lot of it is nonces and other assortments of wronguns. Waiting for a 14 year old to join so they can troon em out

i'm not the guy you replied to but i was taking aripiprazole recently but i stopped because it caused dizziness for me. hopefully i'll be alright with just an antidepressant. it's only for anxiety anyway.

i think my antidepressant causes some lethargy for me, and i find it hard to motivate myself to do any exercise. but i still wash and i'm applying for jobs.

i guess it's different for everyone though. you said you're taking aripiprazole right? that caused maybe a little lethargy for me but my solution to that is drinking coffee. maybe not the best solution but i think it helped me a little bit.

also of course some of the other antipsychotics are much more sedating, in particular quetiapine.

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some people seem to forget that gooning originally mean fetishizing addiction to porn/ masturbation

I wonder how he's doing

can hear dad wanking in his "office" again

the kind of wank material angela white is in is not regular porn, it's some kind of hyper hardcore goon bait that's becoming normalised instead of being seen as niche

dont know how you can be depressed when every day we above ground a great day

how was he as miserable as us now when the world was still normal back then

That's me.
Still zero mate.

not really I bought it in sainsburys

mine has porno on full blast when he's in the bedroom

life is lush and i mean lush x

LGBTQ = PAEDO

ktimming hard at this one

just closed the window just now

Can't believe Child Pornography just won the FA Cup

It wasn't normal back then

Watching men drive cars as someone who does not have a driving licence

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time travels niggas be like "i'd invest in Bitcoin!!!"
just win the lottery nigga wtf

Yh I am pretty damn lethargic. Everyone says the same at least about antipsychotics.

Yh APs have a lot of downsides so youll prob be better off

It's not like we were all shagging back then and suddenly became kissless virgins.

you're saying 2025 isn't like a dystopian hellworld compared to the lax and carefree early 2010s?

This post could've been me
Or anyone really, they were so common back then

putting filth on my usb to watch on the big living room telly later

scratching my skull like an ape in a cartoon trying to work out why you wouldn't do both

drinking coffee

Wish anything like that would help. This is very severe I am realising and they think I'm lying. Told me to bring family to next appointment to validate my story. Wtf. I wish I was bullshitting. I can barely move foot FUCK SAKE.

Early 2010s were shit mate but then any time before the memeflu was relatively chill yeah

investing millions into Bitcoin in it's early days could be enough to set it on a completely different course. Maybe one that kills it outright

forgot to do the lottery

you've never seen this?
it's a classic

halo 1 was objectively the best halo game then controversially, its halo reach
mad that isn't it?

just put the money in premium bonds
the lotto is a povvo trap

Got the forest psytrance on and drinking dry cider.

steve's heard one too many jokes about money from are karl

I only played Halo reach because it was the first game in that master collection.
felt nothing could top its ending so didn't bother with the rest.

Breathed in… then I breathed out again…

dude I've been seeing gifs of this girl for like a decade

they just drag women away like that?

3>1>R>2

Library is the best level in any of the games though.

on the dutch wine

halo, more like GAYlo

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As you can see, nobody will stop them. Except the faustian.

wasn't there a webm of her dancing

alri gavin rossdale

mental how trannies are just perverted blokes getting aroused by performing their fetish in public and we're all expected to just pretend that's fantastic and sod how it affects kids or women

The nonceposter was better when he was more subtle with it

WAVING MY ARMS IN MOTION AROUND A LOT

you know that time of the evening when everything just goes woosh and the vibe just turns right? i'm all about that

dude

alri cody

I set this current one off by making a one-off I'm passionate about being a teacher post
my bad lads

depressionberg hitting hard rn

no you didnt
be quiet

my 3d printed figurine should arrive tomorrow

get the weed smoked lad

chin up king, your crown is falling

need to marry into the italian royal family

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leave-in conditioner makes my hair perfect

gives me dandruff literally the next day

just can't win can you

dude cody bro you aint never fricking seen that video cody theres gifs and all that kinda junk all over the place cody its crazy that you havent seen it dude its so fricking crazy

are you sure it's dandruff and not just the crusty bits of conditioner

tattoos

0/10

Zach and Cody

i use head n shoulders but stil get head dust

am i retarded? i always thought this vid was younger emilia clarke

wanked to that show once but not to the titular characters and it was the asian girl and the blonde

tattoos

11/10

Incel twentysomethings now:

current_year is so shit, people had it easier in the past

Incel twentysomethings 20 years ago:

current_year is so shit, people had it easier in the past

Etc