/brit/
/brit/
seven americans a year get the literal bubonic plague
*flies into brip*
far too few i say
futurama
funny
/brit/ twinned with phase connect
is she single?
all me btw
probably bring it back from the old continent
rorke you filthy slut get off MY sybian
poo twinned with my arse
my work performance suffers when i'm not on opioids
when i'm on them however, toilberg can't praise me enough
catberge is asleep on my chest lads
What happened to brits contributing iconic singers and artists. You're all sat gooning and gaming now and no one creates anything interesting.
I hate this world and everything in it.
So just like the US then
what about your dear old mum?
Yeah, but i expect more from you tbf.
That's your failing not ours
literally just sam fender from gen z and i don't think americans or euros like him
charli xcx larps a bit but she's a millenial
You're supposed to be more cultured in it briv, more sophisticated with higher IQ. Come on, create something blast u
screaming
i.4cdn.org
anyone watch that short haired London lesbian on youtube who spits English history facts? Love her
Comparing this pussy to morissey in his prime is absurd.
think i know who you mean, what was her name again?
was she the one who did a video about a leper village?
hi british
screeching at the google search
Howling
Love arr Jenny x
Thats her. I can never remember her channel name
right leg is aching
might be death finally
maybe you need a poo
Lol
I want to support the Afrikaner refugees but man, every second South African construction worker I've worked with has been a mixture of entitled and whiney.
I remember being young and all these South Africans who had do nothing jobs watching me work just moaned and complained the entire time, despite literally making 2.5x my wage. It's like they missed their niggers.
can't be arsed to get out of bed and have a fag
saffers are notorious for being arseholes
there's already a fag in your bed
blog on
corrr I wish
I'd kiss his neck and make his toes curl
um
Boring
erm
something very naughty on the 'log
mouseberg has me on the fucking ropes. running around the room as loud as a fucking puppy and squeaking. gonna have to sleep with the light on. my sympathy may wane, his little life may be in peril tomorrow.
Milk
um um um um um UM
remember feeling like I'd been raped as a kid when I was taught that several didn't mean seven of something
I can fly.
Baluchistan has always been a CIA/Mossad operation
their "independence" is to cut off Chinas belt and road initiative
spread the word
I will take Germany.
the true ending of the sopranos is that tony had a panic attack and faceplanted in the onion rings
couple = 2
some/few = 3-4
several = 4-6
many = 7-10
ok
Taking a break from /cum/, this will be my new general.
post more anime
the google search
the downloads
that's fucking evil lmao
You
Welcome
dont do this
This movie is terrible
Cope
you will be judged harshly
the know nothings were founded by a literal jew
Perfect.
Jason Statham was banging her when she was 18
I appreciated it for the setting and time period.
It ended in the west somehow.
We gave you Better Man and you laughed at us
Any shag me up the arse at a public toilet man in?
Haha, and I will keep laughing XD
King of america
fuck off you fat cunt
My family wanted to watch this and i bailed. It's like 3 hours of trying to recreate horrible living conditions when poor people in New York lived in horse manure and killed each other with knives over who was going to eat the rat someone found in the street. Hollywood really can suck an egg.
I still love u tho bong xx
My mustache is red
Are you enjoying yourself?
About to take a nice walk in the evening breeze, yes ty
alri
Why do you have Quran in America?
Sure.
Feel like being unmedicated and mental again
What meds? Answer me
I swear an inner monologue is a hinderance rather than a good thing
I'll have thoughts and they'll come to me in a flash and I instantly comprehend them but then I start forming it into words in my head and it takes way longer
That's my phone, man.
US on the left
UK on the right
Heard that's common among artists. Linked to having a high verbal intelligence and substandard working memory.
I felt strong.
Gottem !
anime
feel like going out for some scran but i'd have to shower and i can't be arsed
Substandard working memory can result from childhood abuse, drugs and drink, and also from natural ADHD/Autism/Schizophrenia/Depression/Bipolar. Do you want me to continue?
get the paki scrannage ordered
The video above.
my "artistic" capabilites are entirely spent in discussing bowel movements anonymously
hardly going to pay double just for a minor convenience am i
*rapes your arse*
Well surely nothing from there
Nothing inherently wrong with that, they're appreciated. Keep your chin up, man. Wanna play minecraft?
Bigger than French even
Wanna play minecraft?
no thanks xx
could you imagine through some sort of cosmic anomaly that aussie did have his arse raped by that brit right now? the odds are not impossible.
Sea it is.
Yeah, let's go.
where does the time go
cold out
I'm black owned
What are you referring to?
1 million beers
Mod.
Convulsing
1 case of bad working memory high verbal might be Robert DeNiro. He can barely talk even movies let alone interviews, dad was a painter, he's still 1 of the greats. With ADHD cases you get probably 70% of the best stand up comedians. Start a thought, can't finish it, end somewhere unexpected, that's basically what jokes are.
right, time for my 3am shit then it's off to bed
for the first time in months I woke up in good mood
Night poo freak
What time is there lad?
managerberg went in for my coworker for being lazy, got really in his face. was about to say something but didn't
what am I meant say to the barber when he asks me what I do for a living(I've been unemployed for 12+ years)
say you're a rapist that's just been released from prison
This guy is a poison.
Don't waste it. Close the computer and never come back here
whats on the agenda for today
XD
I just shave my head twice a year
been wasting my life learning linux for the past week
This is my last post.
me at the pub tonight
better than learning nothing like me
been wasting my life existing for the past 30 years
scromiting
she'll be right
/brit/ more like /shit/
Don’t go.
I expected it.
ktim but 24 years
Scranning a pooberg toil looms de lads, it looms de laaads
Will you still wear trainers in your 40s?
Prison idea?
elton's pogo stick
Just found out that Egyptian mong still posts here
I'll wear chain mail armor in my 40s when the apocalypse happens de lad
I'll be in a wheelchair by then
hopefully
scfreaming glad i filtered that
I am an introvert.
thought pubs were full of shaggers not old people literally saying nonsense
Hes the piano man
first comment:
Oh this is the British culture we apparently want back is it
i swear people in tiktok comments are the whiniest most joyless cunts on the face of the earth
I get mad at times.
Based
Total mockery
meanwhile all the replies
yes
You gotta understand the heat of a Spanish vagina
People and shit
I would rather look at porn
Besides French lady and obviously EW, have there ever been known female posters here?
You've got to find the stoat
I believed it was better.
XD.
Thoughts on Jim Carrey's performance in The Mask
Waiting
yeah
remember when everyone thought covid was gonna be like the next plague
SMOKIN
Glory whole bitches
Today's my birthday, lads
can leafs/fats tell that Jim Carrey is Canadian from his voice or not?
Whenever they talk about a "canadian" accent I literally don't hear it.
They all sound like yanks to me.
Even the strongest "canadian" accents are just midwesterners.
happy birthday lad
Not one thing looked Irish.
He's Canadian?
Have a good one mate
nahhh you're not from toronto my yute
How to clean it?
sometimes
actors dont really count they talk in a specific way on purpose
hbd x
sometimes I order a dominos pizza for myself on my birthday
I have sun here.
yeah, if you're from a big city in canada you have the standard NA accent
the stereotypical canadian accent (aboot) is more of a rural/western thing
then on the east coast our accent is closer to an irish accent (especially in newfoundland)
ok
Sorry but you are a pathetic son of a bitch
What toppings
what does yukon/nw territories/nunavut sound like?
Then I lose.
just pepeorini
You need to take good care of your pussy.
I get the hot and spicy one. Sometimes I swap the red onion for tomato.
can't believe the pope's dead
If Rupert joins the cons or forms his own party he's an enemy of the people unfortunately. Reform is the only chance we have to actually change the uk for the better.
The he wins.
it's saturday rorke give it a rest
he's not
he's in the fucking vatican right now
unless you're on about the former pope
if so, there's 266 dead popes so get over it
looks mid id rather get a kizza
Literally stay away
mix of the stereotypical canadian accent with first nations ("rez") accents
Made dinner
did you put those air holes in it or does it come with them?
One Irish cup of water.
It's a Italian burrito
classic. unpretentious. delicious.
For me it goes food and you XD
ktim
XD
looks like a sad little man who got mangled in the first world war
when I filled up the bathroom sink with hot water this morning the water was a dirty yellowish colour. Also when I turned on the cold tap it was sort of sputtering.
just going to ignore it and hope it goes away. Something to do with the hot weather innit, someone's burst a hydrant or something. It will fix itself.
They are younger and they don't look douche
NEW
answer the question
Micheal
don't make demands you frail runt
XDD
don't tell me what to do!
Did I?
Then who's gonna take it?
British food be like
I gotta eat.
Where's Bongman
Scrandemic
There.
X======D
Words, sir.
haha wacky bruce
What is that true sign?
What should we call the Egyptian bot, lads? I'm thinking RAMmeses 3.0
60%
sir anime
Your head is mine
you haven't filtered it?
Pussy
Sir my health.
my dad's come back from a night out with a rosebud
I will ruin your fucking face.
How would you describe your fashion style?
I love down syndrome
I don't give a fuck!!!
bizarre posts
Click.
just did a very weird poo
was you a bit scared during it
um
Great.
get your um sensors recalibrated
i think ur being a bit weird
primary knickers
*pins you against the wall and licks a strip down your neck*
bit weird yeah? bit weird?
ummy
I see no hope in life.
um um UM HELP
Man is talking to himself.
AI VR porn is going to bring the species to a crashing halt. I know, I know. Bearer of bad news again ohhahaha. Pornhub's been bad enough, but VR AI LLM um procedural generation?
Got some store bought cans just sitting at a bench in town who needs lads who needs $6 pints
Women should have less rights
fewer*
to be honest human life is in a way much valuable today especially with the lower birth rates (also most the fatalities where boomers)
Nothing sexier than a beautiful woman taking a fat shit.
they were given an inch and they took a mile
I gave your mom a few inches last night.
we americans stole your dumb documents
suck it brits
youtube.com
the sooner we get women locked up the better
"the" magna carta is not a single document nor a single set of documents
the magna farter
yeah love a magnum carter on a hot day
the new pistachio one is quality
Poo
why you done that then
he's mentally ill
FUCKS sake
told this old Asian fella he looked like ho chi minh and he was very chuffed