LOVELY FUCKING PICTURE NAME edish
/brit/
first for me
The king should shut down parliament
SKANK
based, love you x
still never visited london
is it even worth the fatigue just see a couple museums really
Most white people are fine, even the leftypols if you get them drunk and avoid certain topics. Indians are fine. Some blacks are alright. Not a fan of Pakis or Jews thoughbeit
nunhead x
Choon x
like young filipino girls a lot so i do :)
the king needs to poorogue parliment
*enters /brit/*
WHY DO YOU HAVE A GIRLY HAND, LAD
ARE YOU A FUCKING LADETTE
Sexting a Flip lass currently, quite a fan of them
things done changed
ask to see her qwek qwek
how
I will never have sex... fuck.......
got the folk music on
Robin Williams
Leftypol absolutely steaming about due process, forgetting the time governmentstein locked him in his house for two years with no legal basis and he begged on his hands and knees for more
full of yuppies and yummy mummies these days
see them doing jogging around nunhead cemetery
I see that far forearm
Spent £859 to get Giselle on Bleach Brave Souls today team. I did get her in the end so I'm happy :)
Jews are disgusting and view every single person outside their clan as others
They might be nice to you in person and maybe even extend a helping hand but for them it is a novelty
www.reddit.com
leftypol is a spiteful bitter little cunt what's new
remember that tv programme with king charles dissolving parliament?
was kino but the scene has been scrubbed from youtube it seems
washing machine going like the clappers
sounds like its going to take off
bet you drink in that gay little micro pub on the queens road, bender
You know what spaino, I really like the idea you're a genuine tranny working at aldi and spending your money on fucking video games
But I know it's a larp so I'm not as happy now
cute tomboy turns into great big stupid fat slag
why does this happen
spending £859 on worthless anime pixels
Love a bit of Tim Edey
x.com/thescottbarber/status/1767740512017293512
M x
youtu.be
Right here
which sub
the holy sandwich
nah its skehans for me lad x
needing lose weight but love beer too mcuh
why is it in a glass of beer
Absolutely mental how white the crowd is at any decent gig, like any half-decent band you've ever heard of it's 99.9% white regardless of political leanings
"Meo-ACK"
... i mean yeah fair enough actually, that looks lush in a spicy minge sort of way
blud puttin cauliflower in a sandwich omdz
Imagine sticking your face in this and taking a deep whiff.
Yeah but those are bands. If you went to a rap concert I'm sure majority would be black
Giving catebreg a walloping
yes but i suspect if you went to see so called black people music then the crowd would be full of you know whats
brixton academy was shut down for months because a load of them tried to rush into a gig there ending up crushing one of them to death
stay well away from any of that kind of music
it's a cartoon mate it doesn't have a smell
How could i stick my face into a cartoon
I can't imagine as I've never seen much less smelled a pussoire
that just made me think about how well women actually wipe their ass
dont do that
I want a fucking answer, lads
just stuck my face into my screen but all i could smell was my room
Imagine sticking your face in this and taking a deep whiff.
You better be from Raphoe mate
NAAAHHHHH I'M DEAD
nah meant are charles
it's here but edited to avoid copyright
youtu.be
They love to run their mouths but when its time to celebrate Britain bames are nowhere to be found
The FA Cup final crowd will be 97% white despite one of the teams involved being based in South London
*wraps a fart in plastic and sends it through the computer*
I'd need a girlfriend that drinks and swears
never had piccalilli? you big girls bra
I don't know what this is but I'm happy for you
Monarchists are such freaks
go to glasgow then
Sorry I assumed you were being facetious. However as you must be autistic I'll tell you that i downloaded this webm on a different board and then posted it on here for the enjoyment of /brit/ish people without ever claiming it was me.
Let me introduce you to someone (she farts a lot too)
*wraps a fart in deutritium and hurls it into the warp reactor*
anime butts drive me nuts
Made a post on Anon Babble... now thinking about it, not even sure if it reflected my actual opinion. now I am anxious about karmic backlash from it (essentially lying or misleading people if it wasn't the most "absolute truth" you could muster).
Tired of the you know whos
Latvian Sadhbh drinks and swears more than I fucking do, lad. Get an Eastern European Sadhbh or else a proper chav one
I thought it was that, lad.
That's allowed. I was just concerned you might be a genuine faggot who dresses like a woman
You think this is a pro monarchy programme? Jesus christ
so just any woman then
I didn't know employed woman was trans, or is it a meme? I'm a chaser anyway so it's still possible.
women? same
Thanks. I feel really happy now I have Giselle.
know for a fact if i post my anus i'll be banned in seconds yet that faggot arselad never gets banned. the world is unjust
Just making conversation
Didnt watch the video
for me it's fern
Day at parents tomorrow lads. No computer to game on
Rockchester? Did they really make a festival from this terrible pun?
I know we all like to joke around, but we ARE doing something about the BAMEs soon, right? It's getting a little bit silly now
hope you'll be keeping us updated by phoneposts lad
Nah some barely drink at all, especially around men
Spaino, seriously, lad, if you are a genuine tranny that work's in fucking Aldi of all places and spends his money on fucking slot wheel games while spending your free time pretending (apparently it's real, not larping) to be a mentally ill faggot obsessed with black men, I will never stop smiling
Will do, plenty of -bergposting forecast
*has you hung drawn an quartered *
You trusted the plan. Didn't you?
Good. Do some gardening or diy for them. Or just have a ruddy conversation
ate a bowl of fruity pebbles
How could i stick my face into a cartoon
print it out and go at it
You've never had a lager and gin & tonic and Baileys Irish cream chaser?! You big girls' bras!
Watching the Pet Shop Boys, couple of gay leftypol lads, not a BAME in sight, mad really
Chopped logs for my parents the other week was very cathartic
why?
was just kidding
as if anybody gives a shite about your god-awful blogposts from your visit to your parents
absolute joke you are
I chopped a log earlier this evening
Do you ever think you'd get karmic backlash from a post you made on here?
Like if you were making fun of people for something, and then that thing happens to you.
big fan of that guy
youtube.com
If you've never been to America you can't understand how comfy it is. Their chain restaurant toilets mog our houses. It's that bad.
Thats parliamentarian talk you roundhead freak
Only giselle I know
lad outside chopping logs going CHOP CHOP CHOP
would happily play along with a they/them gf if they were a cute one like emma d'arcy or emma corrin
a nice posh they/themma
wish i was a big girls bra actually
at least then i could touch some chebs
Hitting the sieg heil right now
mad how I'm a virgin again
that flavor is so distinctive
I haven't had a bowl of those in over a decade but I know if I tried it I'd immediately remember it
T. Council estate runt
nah, never
I have never been 'sent flying', karmically or otherwise
went ot NYC and got verbally abused by a you know what
the food is horrible there
impossible to walk anywhere wihtout being harrassed by homeless
servers expect 20% tips and if you dont give one they treat you like shit
horrible place
I was the original person who posted that
I did in fact get sent quite flying that day
I feel if anything i dont make fun of americans enough. Vile creatures
a cute one
Pic unrelated?
when you listen to Radiohead your virginity comes back
rorke with his dummy in ready for bed time x
imagine if all your /brit/ posts were read out in court
Toom actually fucking reeks
t. Never been to America
Satirical innit
....'poo smells'
so er, 'Canslad', you talk about noncing a lot. Noncing... what exactly?
THE FUCKING LOVELY CANS
reckon that thing can throat dick
they'd spend a day saying poo
go to a shit hole
it's shit
fascinating
um
mate i've already collected my posts ready to publish
got a signing scheduled for next tuesday at waterstones in islington
on 22/04/25 the plaintiff posted "poo smells lol" at 7:35am, this was followed by any poo man in? At 7:47am
I'd be a major suspect in a global pedophile ring
haha
showerhead just tickled over my bussyhole and no cap kinda felt good
Wrong, i'm loyal to our King. I swore an oath of allegiance and would never participate in treason. I'm just asking why he should dissolve Parliament because I can't see a benefit to doing it.
scmkrf
please sir just a crumb
Used a spare duvet to cover the trash heap in my room, smells better already
Court
Her penis
was there ever, really, a drunk man outside going...
I'm not sure how to pronounce this, please give a demonstration for the court
favourite pink floyd song?
Money
Johnson rating office birds against supermodels
every morning at toil i go into the bogs and someones already shit it up all the diorea whatever up the sides
how the hell does someone produce that kind of muck so early in the morning
its disgusting
FOY
san tropez
Wot's... Uh the Deal?
Who is M? Maisie? Marcus? Mum?
teenage wasteland
fuck I ain't that old bucko
This, done lsd and listened to this on repeat. Great song.
Xillennials be like "omg MTV"
Meanwhile MTV is still on showing reality TV from 15 years ago in standard definition
Wish You Were Here
Any Colour You Like goes hard
do you deny that poo peng gay porn?
im looking forward to that day
The prosecution would like to call "Candice" to the stand
alcoholism
come in, you know who you are, over
come in, over
losing weight by eating air instead of food
do you, or have you ever, gone by the alias 'the based grangler'?
echoes
The prosecution would like to call "Babatunde" to the stand
woke up at 7pm
rly?
the boys
Robert De Niro's waiting
Talking Italian
*at the top of my lungs*
youtube.com
So many leads on this Rorke figure that go nowhere, this guy's a real enigma
theyre not allowed to make telly like this anymore
because of woke
I don't mind Bruce Springsteen but let's be honest all his songs sound the same don't they
yeah i reckon so
White woman moment
WELL THEY BLEW UP THE CHICKEN MAN IN PHILLY LAST NIGHT
Anyone listen to country music
"we're here for the interview??"
not him but yeah as an alcoholic my shits are brutal and soggy and evil every day
*enters the thread*
Rorke calling a surprise witness
Leftypol writing an apology letter to the judge
the 70s and 80s was bad because le racist sexist white man
naa it was woke mate
lol no
usually booze poos smell like booze though
just smells like normal poo to me
not that i try to smell it
i only like country when it's girls singing
women with southern US accents have such pretty voices
er, lads
I just realized today is Friday
I can have the cans tomorrow too
i bet if england was range banned the amount of fag and cuck posters would decline by 80%
GET IN
uh boss, that runt lad is loitering in the men's taking deep sniffs after graeme came out. think you can have a word?
Unironically what's the longest you've not gone outside for? Did two weeks in my unemployed phase, me
delusional
you lot fucking LOVE it
All excellent posts. Don't think good posts get enough recognition and we need to start encouraging it
bet you're immune to range banning because you're so fat
months
2 days
Give this one a listen mate
youtube.com
What have you done with Eva?
What does a music producer actually do
I love music and people always go on about them but I don't get it at all
cant tell a bleeding word theyre saying ffs the porn industry could stand to hire some better audio engineers
flog their beats obviously
2 weeks during lockdown doing 12 hour night shifts from home for 14 days in a row as overtime
was also fasting and lost a lot of weight
porn is jewish filth
how do women talk to each other
femail
But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.
weaksauce
"how so?"
"cope on"
"?"
"bglo on bglolord"
Mark Ronson is a Jewish fella who sounds like he's from nowhere
patter is woeful in here tonight
he sounds like he's from camden
don't harden your heart
not what told me
They supervise the recording process and exercise varying degrees of creative input, with some being effectively just as integral to the songwriting process as the band themselves.
In hip hop the producer tends to create the beats, while the rapper provides the vocals.
Miss American Pie. Soppy yank shite.
Robert Pattershite
have you heard all that new rapper music
guy at work tried telling me about adrenochrome
10 pack of lidl stubbies utterly drained
grim i’m spending a nice warm friday night on this asperger’s containment forum instead of out drinking and shagging
that granglerfreak scares me honestly
Dadberg had a mad allergic reaction to almonds the other night
Was alright in the end but there were a couple of minutes where I thought he was going into anaphylactic shock and it was the most scared I've ever been
fucking freezing me bollocks off here
i’ve heard it
and i like it!
American country music is such a broad genre, everything from old folk songs with their roots in English and German folk music, to blues which draws more from the music of the slaves, all the way to more modern pop country music which has little to do with it's folk roots and is more r&b for white people
what's your maccies order
I’M STILL GRANGLING
YEAH YEAH YEAH
double quarter pounder medium chips and a water
One of everything please, boss
doxxable info
Leave Ruby alone
chebs with a side order of fanny
Probably ten days with covid. Proper covid, lad. Puking, shitting, sweating, freezing, the whole lot
Could only get out of bed to get to the fucking toilet really. Wouldn't recommend it, lad
Large mcspicy with a vanilla shake
Oh youve got no shakes on?
Erm.. I'll do an oasis then
how's your pool lol
what if I was raped at a vulnerable age but I've repressed the memory
I’M STILL GRANGLING
UUGH UUGH UUGH
2 double cheese
quarter pounder
Mumberg has become extremely racist
make well thought out and interesting post
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lad posts some cleavage
10 replies
take shrooms lad
Chicken mayo, cheeseburger, hamburger and a large chocolate milkshake
I’m “cat yank”
That’s me.
reckon I'm the best footy manager player in the world
Need sleeped pronto
Sex sells
I suspect a lad at toil posts on Anon Babble so what I've started doing is when I'm telling group stories to our coworkers I start it off with shit like "so I was with my mate RORKE" emphasising the name whilst leaning over and nudging his arm repeatedly and winking
anyways he's moved desks and ignores me at lunch now
shame you can’t 4-2-3-1 gegenpress your way to a shag
what i'm gathering from these responses is that you all get gay drinks from maccies
Cinnamon and mixed fruit loaf
scary stuff m8 glad hes doing alright
Good album for a goon sesh?
absolutely had it up to here with bloody moths flying round and eating little holes into my clothes
john mccafe
with covid
MANY such cases
Our Lord Jesus Christ is the name the spiritual forces of darkness fear, amen
lad posts some cleavage
and a vague question about scran, that's the real response maker here
tits for the clicks, maccies for the (you)s
eyes feel like they havent rotated in my skull properly
no pity system????
anyways he's moved desks and ignores me at lunch now
such a rorke thing to do
Freshly baked sourdough long-roll
Cheers pal x
Rorke spending every sunday in july sat in his disgusting inflatable kids pool drinking cognac
Don't like the footy. Alwys thought the idea of the footy manager games were fun
Mention cans, lad.
See if he gets it
just not fucking on
i realise one of the yanks here is actually british so sorry if i called you fat
Gay lad at toil keeps trying to involve me in his gay stories
amen
reckon im doing better than some of you lot
conversely i suspect im also doing worse than others of you lot
Each one of your mums have been creampied
a fair assessment
same
a preposterous hypothesis
both of my dads have been creampied too
Walter White and Jesse Rorkeman
When ready
rorke insisting he's called a lolicon and not a paedophile
what car do you drive?
oh give over canslad you pathetic loser
my new gimmick: posting in the old after everyone's left aha x