LOVELY FUCKING HI THERE edish
Can I Know sub-edish
/brit/
poo smells lmao
I do. I raise you
even wank commenced
Hiya team. I spent all day in bed eating crisps and watching TV. Mumberg gave me another warning today :'(. Said I need to get a job.
the shitest one in the variety pack easy
Anyone remeber sugar poofters?
Great cereal
they don't understand the things i say on twitter
greece looks jewish but she'd still get it
lucky prick work is shite don't cave
N-word Nazi-salute
the original yhe binble post is wiped from the archive very strange
I think Walt junior is the most annoying character in breaking bad and I wished Walt would shoot him like a dying dog.
how's it evening
i wish pakistan and india a very happy mutual destruction
Just went up the stairs and came back down again.
call him SIR keir starmer the immigrant slayer whatever else he is the man's still a knight
Not going to. On about a grand a month of benningtons.
nothing ever happens
no it isn't
me after an afternoon nap where i didnt think i slept that long
i only eat novelty willy breakfast cereal made for bachelorette parties because Im gay
Breaking Bad is the most normie Reddit show ever
Effectively capeshit in its logic too. Very appealing to midwits because le genius heisenberg doesn’t have any redeeming traits or strength but always comes out on top because he is le smart troubled genius like them.
Need a Chinese streamer gf
what do you consider a good show then mr above it all man
behold!
Never really asked your opinion on the matter to be honest mate
Why are white supremacists never George Clooney or Brad Pitt?
Why is it always Billy Bob the cousin fucker with no teeth?
It's not good advertising for our brand lads
Bit mad how they only show you pictures of the pyramids from one side. Suppose nobody would go there if they knew it was just next to some random shitty African city that you have to stay in if you want to go see them.
take a nasty dump in parliament(i barfed)
visit buckingham palace and leave a funny calendar event on the tour ipods
drink Guinness while eating british food in a disrespectful manner
etc
okay I'm back
Yes a genius just like the midwits
Opinion discarded
I finished uni in 2014
Why are zoomers here
corrr
desuarchive.org
no that's not the original
where else would they go
they didn't create anywhere else to go
yes it is
shitposting is a young man's game
the better question is why are YOU still here?
another week almost over
That's when I finished high school
Doesn't look too bad desu, I've been to some shitty areas of Italy and Spain that look just as bad, and then there's also plenty of grey destitute shitholes of our own here in Britain.
Ireland knocked out of Eurovision Semi Final despite the UK having the right to vote
explain yourselves
Where else do we go?
i just started high school in 2014 lol
Canslad finished it in 1994, lad
no it isn't
some lad was drunkposting about reading the bible but he spelled it yhe binble
got the new Sony headphones ordered
BUZZING!!!!!!!
Why the fuck do restaurants put so many fucking onions on a smash burger fkn 80% onion 20% beef man
IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD QUESTION TIME TONIGHT
LATE NIGHT QT IN ALDERSHOT
Wait what
someone set starmer's car on fire? When did this happen
onion is great. you're a flavourlet
HEY VSAUCE, MICHAEL HERE
kek I thought it was Deegs
I did a quirky thing today :/
never understood what a smash burger is
smash burgers are literally just a way to sell less meat for more money
do you pronounce it yay binbull ?
toilers need to suck the willies of neets
cause youve never smashed and youre not a burger
you're hearing buzzing in your new sony headphones? sad
Becoming a Stoic. Living with good accordance to my nature and that of the whole. Gaining a clue.
If you like having gyno and shit like that yeah
yank wogism
they flatten the burger patty so it's thinner
37 dead dogs at dog rescue charity
grim
piss off
mad how alcohol makes everything better
burger but worse
37 dead dogs at dog rescue charity
Bo Selecta looking ass
Nah Yamal is unreal man, 17 and scoring bangers every week
No that is the original yhe binble
t. Original yhe binbler
Don’t subscribe to the idea of “weeks”. Days keep happening one after another. No need to section them out into a completely random chunk of 7 and name them.
Months can do one too. Should just have days.
Today is day 135 of 2025.
You know it’s about a third of the way through the year. You know it’s about the start of summer. You know there was a yesterday. You know there’s going to be a tomorrow.
No need for any of that other nonsense.
“ye binbel”
the y is lenited though, breathy
good. waste of resources. give their food and lodgings to immigrants
Actually glad I saved so many things from years ago now.
it's just a thin burger dressed up in a marketing gimmick
Too difficult and confusing to remember
can't a younger woman read this stuff out
they find the woman with the deepest voice to do this
37 dead dogs at dog rescue charity
Guys did you know lamine yamal is 17? I never heard this before that’s actually brazyyyyyyy no one ever mentions the fact he’s 17!!! Shut up you fucking gimp
Irish female singers have the most beautiful singing voices in the world. Them and Swedes
deep voices = serious
news is serious
little girl voice = unserious
come nigerrar, come
new superman looks so fucking shit. marvel slop was supposed to be kill. this cunts trying to bring it back
Oh no you ruined your gimmick
they gotta eat somehow
leftypol wearing dungarees
A bodybuilder who spent over £35k on a steroid addiction which left him in a coma and fighting for his life has ditched the sport for good after having to learn to walk again.
Zak Wilkinson, 32, spent more than two years abusing steroids and adopting extreme eating habits - like weighing syrups in his coffees and salt on his food - to get ripped and prepare for bodybuilding competitions.
He would spend more than £750-a-month on steroids - including Anavar, Masteron and Equipoise - injecting himself up to three times daily.
scrnaigag
I want to teach 4 year old girls in the philippines English language
it's good that you want to leave unemployment :)
His extreme diet consisted of six meals a day, which comprised just five foods - broccoli, chicken, rice, egg whites and steak - and he'd spend at least 45 minutes a day doing cardio at the gym.
On March 23, Zak's gruelling regime caught up with him when he started having seizures, vomiting and sweating profusely.
At first, doctors thought it could be meningitis, but they soon realised the fits and symptoms had come as a result of Zak's steroid use and fat loss tablets.
grim
and rub their pussies afterwards
Yeah but I'm unemployed Man, very different in nature. I like farts, poos and racism.
Witnessing some low quality posts
According to the BBC counting your calories is “extreme eating habits”
He avoided neurological issues, despite being non-verbal for three days, in what doctors described as a "miracle recovery".
Zak has since had to learn to walk again - having even lost the strength to pick up his three-year-old son, Saint - and now he hopes to prevent young bodybuilders from damaging their bodies.
Do they have British Week at foreign Lidly stores, and if so, what products to they sell?
I do think it's self-imposed neuroticism
youtube.com
2014 /brit/
black people's skin is like that because it's better for hot environments
When it's a hot day we're told to wear white and not black to stay cool
explain that atheists
y'all ready for #DeanoSummer?
Jesus Christ saves again
youtube.com
Baked beans
dunno but god isnt real
youtube.com
YES LAD
Lidly
It's not an official role
have you asked Him that yh ?
Scriptberg not get captchastein solved, ain't right
Thank you hungry skeleton
those numbers don't add up, dogshite reporting
12x750=9000, 35000/9000=3.89 not 2 years and they said he spent over 35k
Getting in the shower see you in a bit x
Do find the Negro Grotesques quite funny
Deano’s fate
why are they building these banking hubs
they are just post offices that don't do any post
everything they did you could already do in a post office
I like jokes pertaining to pedophilia and sexual assault
post pics x
looky looky looky looky
you want handbag
fair enough
ridiculous
5000 years of incest may have been unwise (with all due respect to Hashem)
*holds up mic to your face*
why?
More than 750, fucktard
More than £750
Not wrong technically
no need to call a lad a fucktard, no need
Just remembered when a thugmaxxed nigerian in my uni complimented my MA-1 bomber jacket, anything similar happened to you?
Evacuate
rorke niggas be like: "hmm, a black person eh? i think i'll go out of my way to make their life miserable" or, more likely "i think i'll go to my smelly bedroom and say nasty things about them on a croatian shadow puppet forum"
There seems to be someone spamming images of black people
right so what do they mean by 2 years? 2.5 years?
then he would be spending nearly £1200/month
why would they say over £750 if it's clearly a lot fucking more
yeah
Gay men really enjoy this?
SAY NO TO ANXIETY & YES TO EPIC LIFE
yeah i don't get it either, rescue remedy doesn't work
£750 at least with spikes
Yeah we do
o.o --(ᵘᵐ ᵘᵐ ᵘᵐ)
just seen a pair of ballsack and all sorts
Might get an early night and then stay in bed scrolling for ages and ruin it
It does to be fair
imagine taking a pic of your arse and balls for a group of 15 smelly incels
just bizarre really
In Finland it is now a crime to deny the Holocaust punishable by up to 2 years in prison
i think it's rather brave and, dare I say it, sexy
crazy how brits are the faggiest and worst posters yet blame everyone else
mental how yanks
*holds mic up to your face*
oh yeah hows that
crazy how no one asked
not our fault
Ran a finger over my arse, can confirm it's shitty
get that arse spread for the lads
Bro thinks he’s British lmao
drunk and listeing to bladee xxxxxx kisses
Lot of posts just got deleted
doing a wankle
Oh shizzle
I look like this
literally am, got the passport and all
but he left that lads arse and baws, LMAO
right well what's going on then
why you in poland? is the air quality bad?
Keir Starmer should resign. And true British patriots should take charge.
That Stellar Blade looks good
got a wife, flat and a job here
the air is only bad when people are using their heating a lot, so its not so bad in the summer and spring. in the winter you can wipe your nose and the toilet paper will be black.
baws
fuck off scotcuck
Herr Starmer? Son of Enoch? Smasher of gangs? Forged in the toolmaker's shop? Not on your nelly!
The new 'eitch
/brit/, not /eng/, mong
How difficult would it be for guys in their 30s to get into drug dealing?
Grim
Shame you had to go to Eastern Europe to get a wife, you know there are women here right?
can you speak polish
The so called fit
can't successfully learn new skills after 25
Porn.
mogs me!
absolute tank that lad
any wogs or rasheeds in here?
you are going back, it's happening.
Not mine, though. Wouldn't get free property back there either.
A little bit but it's bloody difficult. I can read it better than speak it.
So annoying cuz I wanna watch Netflix, watch outdoor boys, scroll tiktok and browse Anon Babble at the same time but I only have 1 phone
:/
I did a bit of weed dealing when I was young but it was just to cover my weed habit.
I was thinking cocaine and pharma drugs.
You don’t get free property in Poland so not sure what you’re waffling about
Not mine, though.
good bait
watch outdoor boys
Any Bort man in
I did.
outdoor boys
What the fuck? Do you mean Trailer Park Boys?
Bets.
grangle grangle
South Dakota was hotter than the Arizona desert
am i gay faggot if i sit cross legged at the computer
hehe thats pretty funny and very disgusting
No
a billion meers
i too would like to know
watch outdoor boys
Go on…
watching family guy season 2 on itv player
blokes bumming in an igloo?
It's just more comfy innit
Might start using AI instead of posting here
Might be healthier
Gonna wank the willy, any suggestions?
Where are you seeing more than one person there mate? Your obsession with gay sex is fucking weird grow up
Jeny Smith wank
i'm watching season 11 on watch2movies.net
i sit in an offset legs-tucked-under pose and am very gay
smithy
[Chiyou Yoyuchi] Seiyoku to Moteamashita Sensei no Sei to Jidou (COMIC Mugen Tensei 2024-11)
Once or twice.
If its only one bloke then who is holding the camera? And why are they "Outdoor Boys" plural if it's just a bloke on his own wanking in an igloo?
Alri
You are not Greek.
He’s holding the camera you spastic. He has 2 kids so that’s why it’s called outdoor boys, gonna make another gay sex joke? Fucking nonce
63% of brits want immigration at 10k/yr or less
and our govt. gives us ~1mn
it's tyranny
please please please rape me
Alri
wife's great granddad earned a lot of money before the war
invested it, got scammed by some jews
bought half of a block of flats
the war happened
communist government stole all the flats, gave them out as social housing
communism ended
legal process to bring the flats back into the family
ended up with squatters who had to be removed
flats get fixed up
i join the family
move to poland
get one of the flats
It's not like an official government policy, but just a very lucky life situation.
um
Wat
starting to think these creampie surprise scenes aren't really surprises
Breaking Bad legit rocks
Rorke doing a bludclart wank with his rasclart swc
wish irl trannies looked as good as the ones on the internet
Your the one watching a bloke rape his children in an igloo
Rorkes great nan was Rosa Parks
Wait has sacked tranny detransitioned?
Wow some dingy communist flat. Prime real estate that. Lucky boy
prefer The Sopranos, The Wire, and Mad Men.
But Breaking Bad is solid entertainment.
had to talc my balls because of this sticky fucking heat
nah that's like an evil mirror world version, try and keep up mate
Based black politics man
So you're living in a horrible interwar flat raising some other cunt's child
Lovely
labours a bunch of bigoted racists now
if they keep this up they may earn my vote
No clue where you got the children part from. You sound upset.
I challenge God
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS THING WORK
I GRABBED IT AT MY SCOTMID BUT NOTHING COMES OUT
THE BALL DOESN'T EVEN ROLL
The Garden of Earthly Delights by Hieronymous Bosch
this fat mong is about 85 IQ and doesn't identify as British
truly embarrassing that he sits as an MP let alone our foreign sec
You’re the one who turned your back on your country. Give up your passport and stay in Poland you fucking traitor cunt
At least rKier is pretending to hate forruners tho
Lose weight fat boy
Dick
Wow Dua Lipa… so smart…
Shan't
angery!!!
her arse and fanny is The Garden of Earthly Delights
Why don’t Albanians have any light behind their eyes?
I will take you down
Im 186cm and 71kg fuck off
mudslimes. same reason no one can have any empathy for Palestinians.
XD
Hi how's it evening x
told toilberg i'll be a few hours late because i have an early appointment but really i just forgot to put my clothes in the dryer last night and need more time to get ready
dunno what to have for supper
Just not true though is it
I would never admit to anyone that I’m a virgin
Please God
I have physical health
It is now let me have my liquid candy in peace
I hit the gym
All chest no legs
endless pages of this
You are too white for my taste chubby
getting a little bit scared I posted a item in the postbox midday yesterday and I’m checking the tracking number now and it’s got nothing not even the one to say it’s been picked up or anything
should have just called in a sickie
bet you get 10 paid sick days a year
You make good cars.
moo
Never made a car in my life.
cow /brit/ be like
doing a moo
TIL
8/10
my big fat disabled arse is being assessed by the DWP as we speak. also my appointment today at the jobcentre went well and my bollocks were soundly crushed
I looked at it in the magazine
*milks your tits*
Post pictures of clothing you’d like your wife or gf to wear
rope yourself
Howling
Throw a punch.
i've already chucked 3 sickies in the past 2 weeks, toilberg won't buy it much longer
What the fuck am I looking at here I have no idea
Why is my wife or gf wearing a snail or mollusc or sea creature?
Fuck else do you want
uhh.... that's rorke
mumberg has beome very unpleasant recently, screams at the slightest trigger
might move her into a care home
Top Gear magazine? I miss reading magazines in the olden times.
dunno but it appears to be sucking a golf ball
Anyone got the webm of that dog getting all mucky and completely covered in mud
what do you think's wrong with her? menopause?
Amateur
off out to the 24 hours shop for some alcohol, I'm an addict you see
yeah best save the rest for it you actually get sick
to be fair i actually was sick at least one of those times
anyway i haven't been working there long enough to get paid leave of any kind, apparently you have to earn it
shucking a cock
Bad feeling
apparently you have to earn it
True. When I lived in NZ I think you had to be in the job for 90days before getting paid sickies. Over here I get none, had to work when I had a viral infection recently.