/asean/

wake up

still a Filipino

Why

Are you in every thread of asean?
You seem not to like SEA people.

chuds

the video sux but the girl is cute

yogyakarta bike lanes: just go into housing complex and alleys bro

Simple solution for complex problem, heccin walkable

i have creampie fetish so i want to see just that

Why is Lito Lapid winning?

What the fuck

This recent election says it all: Philippines is much worse than Brazil and India combine.

better than letting budots boy win lmao

seeing budots boy and pacman not winning the senate is at least a step forward.

Who is budots boy?

search mo sa google

Walang pulitiko, puro Jewtube lang

fucking TULFO though

youtu.be/1wD3-rey2F4

joy and vico ultramogging their opponents, why even run? kek kwab

Why is Marcoleta winning though, did they rig it for him?

vico is actually doing great as a mayor
you can't say the same about belmonte and isko

Surveys are wrong obviously, they missed Bam/Kiko surge

Turns out asking 1000 dumb Pinoys is pretty nonsensical, they should up it to 10,000 or even 100,000

Motherfuckers who still voted for Villar?

Cynthia lost in Las Pinas for Congress but her daughter got the INC surge

Jeb = INC

because pic related

also marcoleta, despite being a dds cocksucker, is a very smart politician and lawyer who can argue his way out of controversy. the biggest contribution he did is btfoing that sodomite network abscbn

oh right abscbn eternally btfo happened

A religious fundamentalist that actually came from a poor family and is the first to strike down any LGBT laws Bam and his fag worshipping cohorts might try to pass.
Give me 12 Pacquiaos than a single Bam anyday.

as much as i dislike bam, i just dislike them only out of political ideologies, but tbf bam and kiko are actually doing their job albeit they're really shoving this faggot pride propaganda really hard on us. budots boy losing the seat despite the INC vote is really a huge sigh of relief for the voters who has a functioning brain

INC bloc vote doesn't matter, it's only 1% of the population

KEK

Bam did nothing wrong, its his party supporters are deranged. Fuck those degenerate leftist

GMS

why are u sad laokot?

dream team lost

Hey anons, what degrees did you study in college and what's your current job, right now? Does your job match your degree?

i crushed my finger with a bag of ice last week and it still kinda hurts
plus it cracks when i bend it

ijazahnya palsu kali

lemme kiss it

How can you claim to be a conservative when you engage in degenerate behavior

Does your job match your degree?

Obviously not. But I've made more than what my degree will ever earn me

and then these wiggas move to work as dishwasher here in Bali, it's true.

if it still hurts for more than a week seek doctor, I once jammed my pinky with 25kg dumbbell, thankfully it was fine

UN agency: russia responsible for downing of MH17

I've been constipated for 3 days now. Give me your best remedies.

eat your veggies chud

Drink water and eat foods with high fibre content

bran flakes, granola, raisins, kofi

june

2 america cocksuckers

in exchange for 10 china cocksuckers

"you lost"

redditard peremoga

TRVKE

Yes they're so high IQ they invented pagpag so they can eat the scraps their chink overlords threw out

Hello I'm from Jobstreet, your resume has been approved, please contact me via WhatsApp

Lol, should've avoided scammu college

But I've made more than what my degree will ever earn me

STEM? Liberal Arts?
What's their degree?

Any stance that isn't deepthroating america is now chink worship

The mind of a midwit is truly a simple thing.

Woke up too late... Missed out on brekkie.

Feels so fucking bad man.

Yes they're so high IQ they invented pagpag so they can eat the scraps their chink overlords threw out

You don't get it, pagpag is one of the true peak high iq inventions after gruel. Still contains a bit nutritional value tho. Here in Indonesia, we're left with tempeh (soy) or koeroepoek

Aku tak sanggup lagi
Menerima derita ini
Aku tak sanggup lagi
Menerima semuanya

Another day, another main character tendencies for Flip Edgelords who didn't touch any grass for 5 years straight itt

When was the last time America went out of it's way to help the economy of the Philippines anyway.
China offered loans with escape clauses, and Xi himself promoted tourism to the Philippines. America can't even be bothered to give us the same deal as Vietnam whom have.

It's South China Sea btw

Implying people who live in Baseco Compound and Smokey Mountain are Tagalogs

Why so many mnokeys

People living in Tagalog land, speaking deep Tagalog are actually Bisayans

kek
People in rural areas making urban pejoratives when the rural immigrants themselves are the reason for said pejorative will always be funny

smile

tagalog is an ethnicity
i wouldn't expect a bisayad to know that

Probinsyanos going to Manila for work are a myth, chud.

youtu.be/dQj8qOMXFzs?si=VRnTxwa-WhSXAffC

Those people with a hard Tagalog accent are actually Bisayans

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
This new cope is pretty funny

Whats the need of bickering about Tangalogs or Bisayads bad if you're all Midwit Mnokeys itt lmao

Muh Tangalog

Muh Bisayad

Y'all worse than Pajeets because you are Filipino at the end of the day. TRVKE

why do flips keep fishing in the south china sea?

If i was China I would be pissed too if someone was robbing me of my natural resources inside the border.

Don't lump me in with you midwit tagalog baboon

Watch out, those guys control the economy

Kek, tagalogs acting like they are anything more than slaves for Mr. Lim will never not be funny. Manila isn't a city it's a slave camp for subhumans

bisayad

tangalogs

REE

stfu. im mourning because the budots guy didn't manage to dance his way to the senate.

And this is coming from a mnokey wanted to be a Rakesh so bad lmao

good morning saaaar
good morning chaaaang
good morning self-hating flip

What's the pojnt in trying when you're beneath a Pajeet because you're born a Filipino?

I want you to get a map of asean and draw me where you think pinoys fish and encroach on the "chinese border"

Unironically the pill that you put in your anus.
That's the fastest way

yogurt

right here bruh. you guys have an entire ocean in the eastern side and you choose to extract resources from china and play victim.

chinkfag

Edgelord beggar being choosy mnokey by still bitching on Budots man where Cynthia Jr and EVM doggie is in the magic 12

The average Pinoy is brutally mogged by the average Dalit

i rape dalits with my big girthy tangalog cock in my free time thats why their asses are too stretched out to hold anything in and they have to peepeepoopoo on the street

soy bad is ((()) propaganda doebeit

The average pinoy looks uglier than the swarthiest Dravidian

So?

As long as I have sex with pinays especially with MILFs, then I have no problem.

last time I was in a relationship with a milf was 5 years ago, with a 28 year old single mom. it was the peak of my life and i probably loved her too

/blog

Notice how it's the pinoys voting from outside the country and have felt what a functioning society looks like are the ones voting for senators who can enact real change.

Last time I was in a relationship was... never ;_;

you only have yourself to blame because you never tried getting into a relationship

If you're a Filipino, it's over for you because the average Chandrajit is better than you in every way.

muh senators!!!

pontius pilate, all of them

Indeed
I regret being a weeb

being in SEA

being an incel

how?!?! I've seen fat bastards here with hot girls.
In the states you would get reported to the police.

it has nothing to do with being a weeb

I'm fat, unfunny, and poor

Oh, it really does
I was a weeb and went into Anon Babble earlier than my peers. Then I got gaslighted into thinking 3d is pd and other shit like being neet is the best.

I skipped the whole history class

it's generally a (you) problem. next time how about you take action instead of waiting for some miracle to happen in your life

just bee yourself chud

I know, right?
I didn't realize it until it was too late.
Now I am on a diet and so far I've lost 7kg.

lost weight to get girls

realized that I don't want a relationship

The weight loss is good though

I don't want a relationship

Tell me you're a millennial without telling me you're a millennnial.

zoomer actually

In the next life inshallah

Zoomers have sex all the time compared to millennials.

casual sex maybe
you don't want to defile your soul like that THOUGH

Sex is human needs chud

i may have impregnated 2 college girls
it is over for me

I'm trans btw if you need a chest to rest on or you want to practice sex before the real deal with real fish. :3

no thanks. i dont want any shitstain from another man on my dick.

Thinking about killing myself anytime fron now.

2pcs Chicken McDo for lunch

fat fuck

why not McSpicy

711 busog sisig meal for lunch

poor fat fuck

I didn't have breakfast earlier
I don't think they have a 2pcs option for that in the app

salted egg and tomato and garlic kangkong for lunch

leftover chowking chicken for lunch

In order to learn about women and have sex with them, you must first act like woman and get a first-hand feel how to get fucked as a woman.

join INC or move to Davao

pastil for lunch NIGGERS

Greenwich>S&R

What does pagpag tast like?

stop spamming chuds

why?
I don't eat junk food or greasy food before sex tho.

when i was in high school i got bullied because i look feminine

I'm a bee now.

But you have it in Philippines too?
At least it's not special to us and SGbros.

Get yourself friends you can bee urself with instead of pussy-starved manchildren

Beebros...

Too many mnokeys again

never pursuit women, they are a distraction in your 20s, instead wait them to chase you

you are peruANO

this. if you can easily get along with people, getting a bitch will come naturally.

The average Juan is beneath the average Rakesh. TRVKE

free diddy
free quiboloy
NHH

Stop making difficult choices and making your own life miserable just to adapt with society mould lol. Just pick me, an openly trans that as bare and transparent as it could get, will shower you with love and satisfaction.

who cares
budots guy lost i'm sad.

JFCslop

better than anything else

I am built like the ntr ojiisan because im balding and i hire bluemoon walkers with a loving family

I don't shower

did you cut your dick off or are you still sane enough to keep what allah has given thou

hnnnngg

You're not allowed to like NTR without experiencing it firsthand

washed my face

I am introvert
I can't make friends easily

It's more like Bisaya domestic workers got audience captured and voted straight PDP like retards
Meanwhile people in civilized countries voted like typical Filipinos

I think they offered it here a year ago or so since I saw a buy one take one promo on the app once around that time
I'm more into rice meals so I'm not really familiar on their menu outside of that

At what point do some single moms realize they fucked up in life? I've met a single mother of 4, each with different fathers, who worked for below minimum wage yet she currently has a live in boyfriend

But you're bumping on a mnokey who acts the opposite larping as one

Bakit ang hirap kausap ng mga Bisaya?

t. anak ng Bisaya

I guess Chinese Fiona Bathwater and Fentanyl is addicting to him thus the innate glazing to Partido Dimuhong Pilipino

being obsessed with monkeys and tagalogs

Seems like someone's selection of vocabulary is very limited

claims civlized

literally a degenerate(lgbtqbbqhdtva++2) globalist(communist) cretin in the list

???

But you are beneath a Pajeet because you're Pinoy. Worse than simians

And that's coming from the one obsessing on someone's ticks for banter and ego inflation lmao

STOP SPAMMING

banter

all he does is accuse someone of being a tagalog + his ape word of the day

I have basically zero social interaction in real life other than with colleagues at work

SEASON OVER FOR DUBNATION!

Kinda tough to see The Chef being helpless with a bummed hammie, a bummed Butler, and a bummed bench.

coming from a guy who instinctively retorts a projecting anti Visayan spam whenever he saw the buzzword on a 5 second delay

Lol, lmao even.

nnn

coming from a guy who [HEADCANON]

Shabu pa

stop spanking your bishop

Keep going. Loggie mad.

Bam

Which idiots are voting for this POS?
Is it because he made an effort to look like his traitorous uncle?

Every flip should make an effort to find out the truth about the Aquino family:
- Benigno Sr.
was the vice president of the puppet presidency during WW2. Laurel, a respected statesman at the time, was the best choice to be the president to help the legitimacy of the puppet government. Laurel already has a vice president but the Japanese Imperial Army wants their own "man" just in case Laurel disagrees with something and "meet an unfortunate accident".
*japs picked Benigno Sr to replace the vice president of Jose Laurel
- Benigno Jr.
used his power as a senator to delay the turnover his in-laws hacienda to rhe farmers. he calls it "politically motivated"
alerted Malaysia of his government's plan to take back Philippine teritory by force. with the help of Philippine media, he made up stories to make it sensational.
brokered the cooperation between the CCP and NPA in a secure Lopez (ABS-CBN) facility.
suspiciously absent in the Plaza Miranda rally. the star political candidate was not present in the biggest rally of the opposition. blamed the Marcos govt for the bombing. *in the late 80s - early 90s, it was proven that it was actually an CPP-NPA operation. Philippine media played it down right away.
NPA leader is his own personal bodyguard during campaign rallies after the Plaza Miranda incident. *kumander Dante
uses a Malaysian passport in his dramatic return to the Philippines.

Philippine culture is centered around tagalogs. They have holidays for Tagalog. They killed hundreds of thousands of Japanese men to free Tagalogs. They listen to Tagalog music. They elect a Tagalog as their president. They dress and act like Tagalog. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from Tagalog. They post sassy gifs about Tagalog. They watch sportsball in worship of Tagalog. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of Tagalogs playing sports. They use Tagalog slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Iglesia ni Cristo" they're not thinking of the church. They're thinking of the Tagalog. Their cities are completely overrun with Tagalog. They worship their CIA police force disproportionately filled with Tagalogs and their global police force of soldiers filled with Tagalogs. Their men sit around watching Tagalogs ball while their women sit around watching Tagalog talk shows. They worship Tagalogs like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Garcia while attacking the Spaniards who actually built their country before Tagalogs took over. Their movies are filled with Tagalogs and their music charts are topped by Tagalogs. They send Tagalogs to the Olympics and celebrate when the Tagalog win because those Tagalogs are true red blooded filipino Tagalog. They watch Tagalog porn to a point where "daks" does not make them think of a unit of measurement but about Tagalog penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate Tagalogs and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love Tagalogs but the evidence speaks for itself in that Philippines has always been and will be a nation of Tagalog loving Tagalogs

Lgm lmao

evey poorfag who lived throught that era knows that
that's why bam is thanking the youth for his vote
those historicla points are not part of our curriculum at all

At the end of the day, Filipinos are worse than Pajeets. What's the point?

have you guys done your mandatory daily listening of NHH to post here?

tangalog x bisayad crossbreeding = high iq spawn

Chicken

Greenwich > S&R

Pasta (Spaghetti, Baked mac, lasagna)

Greenwich > S&R

Pizza

S&R > Greenwich

Sides (fries, clam chowder)

S&R > Greenwich

drinks (milk tea, iced drinks)

Greenwich > S&R

bisaya x caucasian crossbreed = prime femboy bussy

hey thats me

Remember, Kanye's mom died of suicide by letting her go under the knife being physical conscious and thus Ye's mental illness started to expound.

pag d kayo titigil magbobook na lang ako ng makakantot ko mamaya sa may q.c

enjoy your tulo

kantot sa may qc

Pride wins

0 x 0 = 0

Either way your offspring will be retarded anyways

im pretty sure he blew his cousin way way before that

In the end, they would still get mogged by the average Dalit.

check mo muna kung may bulge hahaha

pag inggit pikit nalang

bayot

~ahn

I like how everyone sorta lost this election

Duterte camp didn't get their 8 handpicked candidates in Senate

Marcuck didn't stop enough Duterte allies from making it into senate effectively stopping Sarah's impeachment

Libtards only got 2 Candidates in

Everyone else lost because there are two libtard cancers

All thing balanced.

Samefag hours

bisayad x white
bisayad genes are too strong

Isn't Batocuck going to ICC soon

Pneeoise edgelords mad because it didn't end the way they think it would be for the lmaos kek

She's half?
I thought she's just Chinitang ina

Hangin' with my cousin, readin' dirty magazines
We seen two niggas kissin', we ain't know what that shit mean
Then we start re-enactin' everything that we had seen

tangalog x white
tangalongs have gayass genes there's no trace left

That's when I
GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD
GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD
I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD
I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD

hates being pinoy

has a pinoy flag

If I were you, I'd larp as another country then shit on philippines

And I know these niggas 'bout to judge me now (And I know these niggas 'bout to judge me now)
Started off when we was hangin' out (Started off when we hangin')
Told my cousin not to tell nobody (Please, no, don't tell nobody)
People tell me take it to my grave ("Truth will set you free someday")
I don't think they understand, that I'm not attracted to a man
THEY THOUGHT I WAS GAY!

remember to drink bleach after

dried cum smells like zonrox

Nitrous don't help me, it just put me in a trance

From the guy that has no budget to sub to a VPN to larp and shitfling as one kek

My highschool gf became a vivamax actress

I'm talkin' about euphoria, I am not talkin' about a man

pinopride worldwide

Is Bryce Hall half tangalog or bisayad?
(I'm thinking the latter)

my girl classmates used to kiss me as a joke because they thought i was gay

Told her, "Don't leave me, 'cause I need you by my side"

Queenie?
At least she the MC, right?

shouldve asked them if they want to know what it feels like to have their hymen broken, but as a gay friend of course

As long as you don't leave me, then I'll probably be alright

And that one time that you left me, I didn't get no sleep that night
And that one time that you left me, I took ten Percs to get high
Ten Percs to get high, pray that I don't die
But if I die, I'll see you in the sky

A&W for lunch

root beer?

fat fuck

Just send the senator with the 3rd most popular vote to the ICC bro

Granted Marcuck is retarded enough to do it, but I'm pretty sure ICC can at least see the willful disregard of democracy that is.

lots of pinays here

code?

Guess some slapsoil didn't ate on a Family Restaurant before kek

pinay pride worldwide

Fuck off sickos

A&W Restaurant was once a part of the Filipino food landscape, but it is no longer operating in the Philippines. It was initially a corporate-owned chain with a focus on an upscale, family-friendly dining experience, but it closed down in 2004

country's only achievement is sending hyperwhores to foreign men

meanwhile India:

Congratulations, you outed yourself as a dooming larper lmao

man these people took my kids from me
then they froze my bank account

schizo hours

jakol nyo na lang yan mga tanga

NHH

NHH intro keeps looping in my mind

yes i am a cuck
i like when people fuck on my bitch

HNN

The only thing waiting for a Pinoy is the rope

Every third world country sends whores to foreign men

so i became a nazi
bitch im the villain

The song has been stuck in my mind for 10 years now

not as much as Failipenis

sulasok.pro/video.php?id=fBKdetRfRA

putang ina nyo lakas ng tama nyo sa utak

mnokeys itt are either non-existent or too young to eat on a Carl's Jr.

she wanna fuck in japan
i put the chrome on the benz

Lmao dis loggie crashing out by his own retardation

amputa

may mga sayad kayo

To the shock of fucking no one, another Flip Pornsite is bombarded with 10-15 popups just to earn chump change.

gets doomed to become a sugar daddy in his 30s

WHAT THE SIGMA!??
youtu.be/fvEZ7OGwitU

find out girl I'm talking to on bumble is a Tourism student

it's so fucking over isn't it, I can already imagine the miles of white cock she accumulated

it depends. has she had her foreign internship yet? Some actually decent HM colleges often offer trips to the US or Japan for that iirc.

And another shock of fucking no one, Pneeoise edgelords are vibing on a Kanye song that reflects their personality that is kept on their shanty bedrooms and so-called techstations: being a racist while being a Nazi bootlicker.

I get high from a memory you sent through me

She wanna hop in a 'rari

she sent me her insta and there's a bunch of pics of her in NY, LA and Chicago

They sayin' I'm actin' like Hitler
But how am I actin' like Hitler
When I'M A FUCKING NIGGER

My coping side thinks that she probably has some family over there but I'm suggesting that you tread very carefully on this one anon.

I voted for Trump, not Biden
Know some niggas that went to that island
Why the fuck would you go to that island?