Goodwill edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
Let's all go to........ Leicester
Based. Were there no Polish kids in your school either?
I’m actually fucking raging mate
Minecraft
is there an arabtown in london
Eh?
No ones wants to buy your virginity rorke
yeh all of it
what are you blathering about
im going then
do lads with fit sisters really not see them as fit or do they just lie about it
Marble Arch area
Love stretching my feet and toes until I get that nice mini-cramp
im attracted to my brother
Katie and Jane from the Homeland party rejecting after work drinks with the lads to hit the clubs and throw it back for the mandem.
think they're telling the truth but I still don't get it
me and my sister would have had the most intimate romantic relationship imaginable
96% of american mainstream music is disney manufactured pop stars and low class blacks rapping (telling jokes while rhyming). the vast majority of the country is white suburbanites and latinos but they get next to zero representation in the mainstream.
Trying to sell some brand new bludclart AirPods
yeah we just lie about it
if you're high test it's impossible not to one's sister hot
Yes they do but there's nothing to be done about it if they aren't deviants
low class blacks
What’s an upper class black like?
All it takes is one bad day.
there are middle class blacks
genuinely dont see them as fit. one of them genetic hings innit
Kanye West
just like the lower class blacks but they hate blacks even more
Wanked off to the stepsister a few times, if that counts
Irish Americans love low class black rapping
what if the sister is ugly
I once did a forklift course in Hinckley. Stayed over a couple of nights and hit the town.
well I'm sexy so naturally my sister would be sexy too
No idea but I know having 11 female cousins is a fucking test
well is she
some people rolled the dice of life and were given a sister to grow up and bond with
you’re invisible to hoes if you ain’t chasing that money
for me its Matchbox Twenty
it wouldnt be a test if you converted to islam
haha
brilliant
bloody brilliant
Reform would be nowhere without Farage
That's not a genuine party. A genuine party doesn't rely on one person.
that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
Farage is a grifter anyone with an IQ higher than 75 can see this
i don't think were any polish
i think there were a handful of minority kids who were mixed race or brown out of the whole year
here's this hot girl you will see like once a year that gets hotter every year. Oh btw she's your cousin. Btw there's 7 of them.
Military convoys arrive in the Libyan capital as clashes escalate over the killing of a warlord.
screaming the entire country has erupted over the death of one random militia cunt, thirdies are kino
Graduated
Feel empty
I’m just like you!
this should be illegal
leftypol scratching his head at people from different backgrounds sharing a laugh
he was a good man
you're gay if you prefer the tranny makeup on the left over the natural look
that's a man
You’re so fake. If it were starmer you’d take the piss hahaha
how do you not realise that all women use filters?
knew i should have gotten a vape before shops closed
that's what i get for listening to bastard /brit/ telling me not to, stupid fucking cunts
If it were starmer you'd be sucking him off
Makes sense why black men only go for white women
Anne Frank as a ghibli
you have an addiction
i had my first sexual experiences with my two girl cousins who were older than me by one and two years
stupid french bastards are using their thread without /fr/ in the subject
white women wear makeup and use filters as well
corr at the same time?
I forgot it’s impossible to dislike 2 things it’s only one or the other.
Tell yourself not me
In E Minor
prefer A Minor me, as in kids
I want to teach 4 year old girls from the Philippines english language
Oh great
Another thinly veiled paedophile post
Where does that say I like starmer
cracker that one
big fan of jethro tull's take
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why? x
at first it was just one but then the other joined in for the rest of the summer. there never was any penetration as we were in the 10-12 age bracket and that was still an activity perceived as alien and dangerous but sucking, licking, groping, dry humping and the likes. I never felt odd about it. I still talk to them.
also my mom and my aunts (so their mom) wouldn't wear a bra at the beach as well so I never had much discomfort around nudity and whatnot
I live in a city and don't see anyone from my old secondary school except one woman who was in my class that I randomly see every few years
thats what I'm talking about
Are you French?
desert boys look like THIS????
For years I thought this was Henry Purcell
yeah why
typical french upbringing
Are you Irish diaspora?
Right I’m off. These nonces are vile
odd
I just listened to this yesterday
it happened again
oh my DAYS
legitimately feel as if ive been raped
sat on the toilet and released a footlong log in one violent fart and my legs are trembling
You'll be lynched along side him
*rattles on the mantlepiece at this post*
So you didn't keep in touch with anyone or are you saying they all moved away?
screeching
These black men are smarter than every Deano and Darren in Britain
Henry Purcell
do asians naturally produce more ear wax or is it just notable because they have smaller ears?
You talk to her when you see her?
Didn't keep in touch but they must have moved away because I recognise people easily and I never see any of them with one exception. I live in a city btw
I bet that one on the left feels so out of place
worked from 8am-7pm
came home from 7pm-8pm
watched Sheff Utd//Bristol City from 8pm-10pm
Went out to buy supper from 10pm-10.30pm
Gym'd from 10.30pm-11.30pm
Showered from 11.30pm-11.45pm
now too tired to even cook and have to set the alarm for 6.5 hours from now
this life thing is a pain in the arse
teddy swims kind of evening
They don't produce more, it's just dry and flaky
>worked from 8am-7pm
don't know how toilers do it
FUCKING WANKING THE WILLY
City
Yeah fair enough you might not spot them. Was it weird going from school and being around others to being "alone"?
nope
black is black
they consider mulattos as one of their own
like anything you get used to it
sure if you started doing it for a week you'd find it unberable
after a month it would be so routine for you'd barely think about it
my sister was a colossal cunt to me and we had no relationship growing up
now we're 23 and 25 and I think we talk one-one with each other maybe once a year, if that
how come you know about it? do you think it's gross?
i love wanking to cum tribs, i'm not gay tho
it's really that simple
I went to uni after 6th form.
she was shit testing you and you failed
your reward could have been passionate sister sex
I think if you grow up around your siblings you dont develop an attraction towards them.
worked from 9am-6pm
Gym 6:30pm-7:30pm
Browse Anon Babble and watch Netflix 8pm-1am
This has been my life everyday for years
why do women keep attacking his gf and calling her ugly
I look at my sister in the same way I would a bloke. There are definitely blokes who I can say are attractive but whom I wouldn't shag (because I'm not gay). Bit like that with my sister. I can say that she looks objectively attractive in certain pictures but I would never dream of fucking her.
such an unnatural beauty standard *scoffs biscoffee and tea*
Does this look delicious to you?
a little body / facial hair
it's all generic
a little muscle
that is not a little muscle
a little fat
yeah?
*walks off*
how do bongbros deal with the fact that those times will never come back
youtu.be
and every morning some cucks in uniform can knock at your door and send you to prison for 20 years just for saying NIGGER online?
feels bad doesent it...
Very Brexity things… that’s a little odd
Did a poo, thoughts?
Get more sleep.
you tell me
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I first learned of this phenomenon not from the Internet but from when we first started dating. I stayed the night, and after taking a shower, I asked where her Q-tips were. She had none. I use Q-tips after every shower. Fucking Hell, Asians have solid, flaky earwax. Never stick your tongue in an Asian girl's ear.
was just thinking a lot of people here probably struggle with procrastination like me
someone once gave me some good advice, if you've got a task to do, no matter how difficult it seems the hardest part is always starting. it's not so bad once you've started. so don't worry <3
we're one of the most morally humiliated counties in the world - and a very large portion of this country are completely apathetic or hostile to the idea of a strong britain
Mad how in Germany the boomers just sit outside and listen to classical music. Can't imagine that happening here
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why are you toilers still awake
is tomorrow a bank holiday again
The same thing can happen in Germany althoughbeit
what book(s) are you lot reading at the moment?
haven't read properly in yonks and been trying to get back into it and need a good read
I will eat it
my brother who still lives in ireland has just been diagnosed with an excessive iron build up in his blood
none
give me a book and I'll read it
ber in mind I haven't finished a book since 2009
A Brief History of Gay Porn
So.
hemochromatosis?
mad how fickle heathermongs brain is. one minute he's trying to join a cult because he wants to lose his virginity, the next he's posting Anon Babbletier fetish shit, next he's spamming pictures of ear-wax.
it's a wonder he hasn't been institutionalised yet
poo barms: a history
went and got myself a tissue and was about to wank but you know what I can't be arsed im away to bed
this guy replied saying "I look like this, so I get it! Congrats to your mantastic husband!"
Gaz
I've got him posting earwax and now I've baited another of his interests, just waiting for the bite now
it's so fun setting him off, he's like a perfectly manipulatable freak
I'm reading Crime and Punishment. I'm disappointed that I didn't read it a lot sooner. It's having a very profound impact on me and I've cried twice now reading it - and I haven't even reached the end. The type of book that I think should be taught in schools.
I don’t like reading books because it’s too much commitment. If you could finish books in like 2 days then it’s fine but fuck reading a book everyday for weeks and it turns out to be shit. What a waste of time
now he's spamming his irish shite
Normal.
Yeah well we don't have Russian lit classes in schools you commie bastard suck it up
Timmy Snr found this outside his teen daughter Sheridan's bedroom
It was emitting a very strong, dank smell that made Timmy Snr feel light headed
done me there
What's wrong with Brits?
totally normal name he's pulled from his demented ill brain today: sheridan
The O'Driscoll girl found her spot
So.
post your hair
A driver who chased and murdered a biker by deliberately ramming him with his car after seeing him do a wheelie has been jailed for life.
how can you cry from reading a book? it takes like 10 minutes to read a page aren't you able to anticipate an emotional moment from a mile away?
They're just like niggers
can't sleep lads it's too hot
if you read a light novel and happen to enjoy it, you'll finish it in two days or less. but the point isn't how long it takes, it's how enjoyable it is. just put it down and try something else if you don't like it
Liam Jones, 22, died after a raging driver, Abdirahman Ibrahim, rammed his e-bike and left him to die on the road in Birmingham.
But then I have to go and buy another book and wait for it to be delivered
I was just listening to Gustav Holst's Thaxted, the tune without Cecil Spring Rice's words
Liam was described in court as the fun and bubbly ‘spark’ of his family.
just get books online for free
most of the best books can be found online in pdf form. failing that you could go to a library. failing that you could go to waterstones and read the first 10 pages to decide if it "grabs" you.
yeah they invented libraries for that reason
or steal them and make a comfy calibre digital library like me
10 minutes to read a page? have you got a disability?
McDonnell was born in Liverpool to an Irish family
no lets see the full silhouette of your hair
Bro
state of you mongs spending all day on Anon Babble and not knowing how to read
If you're Irish and you know it clap your hands
If you're Irish and you know it clap your hands
If you're Irish and you know it and you really want to show it if you're Irish and you know it clap your hands
You can get a more vivid picture from reading than you can from anything else. You can hear the inner monologue of characters, their gut reactions, and the entire scene can be totally digested. It's might be in slow motion, but there's so much more to tug at your heart strings.
OLD MCDONNEL HAD A NAAN
EE AYE EE AYE OOOH
based bame
its what we demand
Mr Jones crashed into a bollard and died at the scene from his injuries.
No.
a strange quirk of theirs related to blood iron levels causes all this btw
There's a speed reading technique commonly employed for this sort of thing. Keep your eyes focused on the book's binding, not any one page. You'll be able to read both pages at once eventually. I used to do this for 10-20 page academic articles in university. Scattered the pages across my living room floor and stared directly into the center of the pile. You could read upwards of 10 pages at once with enough practice
Hope heathermong gets raped to death
she got dat white nerd gurl wrist action *the other cronem woop and laugh loudly*
i will be very angry egypsy
I will rape you
matey takes 10 minutes to read a page and has never heard of libraries before
jesus fucking wept
I have some Irish ancestry and I feel no need to racemix or worship blacks.
Pokes a bit of a hole in your theory doesn't it heathermong?
egypsys need to gang up to rape because theyre too weak on their own like lara logan
who da cute?
fine
Irish brains are addled from having too much iron
That's why they act impulsively and are daft
egypsy dont get angry just post a normal picture of your hair
nonsense drivel
she has a massive hood bbc in her hands in the video
Where's the rape?
What is the most famous gang rape in history?
Are you Irish yourself lad?
Thanks
Irish anon before going on twitter and calling for more immigration
Just gone on a 30 minute life sorting rampage, now treating myself to a 12 pack of ale. God knows I deserve it.
Most British people are, i'm 1/4 mick myself
At any rate
i havent complimented you yet you havent sent the picture
so your posts are all from self experience?
Are you a woman?
Irish people need regular blood tests
*me staring through the glory hole at my local bathhouse*
"How did all you fellas get in there anyway?"
Ahh always the way
SCREAMING
I made this post on a vpn
yes i am please send a hair pic
screaming
Reminder heatheryank is American posting from America
He knows nothing about Britain and has never been there
what did they bbc by this?
First can got me feeling delightful.
Bruh
lower class people - bad, immoral and corrupt
middle class people - bad, immoral and corrupt
upper people - bad, immoral and corrupt
Dot Cotton's musky tuppence
Did my school dinner nanny comment amuse you?
I like words
zoom out a little will you
has he hit every special interest in one thread?
Has he posted about asian earwax yet?
fine
Sitting outside in the rain
this is just sad we need to thank our mothers for risking getting a belly like this for us
who set him off on this ultramelty
wonder if I'm part egyptian cos I have curly hair
/brit/'s thoughts on chrystia freeland being excluded from mark carney's cabinet?
This is good:
send a picture of your hair so the egypsy can judge if youre one of them
eating my ear wax
Ancient Egypt was r1B so yes
Love is in the air.
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the absolute terror
nah I haven't showered in days
then you're definitely 100% egyptian blood
Anyone else think the smell of duncream is peng, like it's linked to good memories and that
too much baggage
she'll get a cushy symbolic role in exchange
Love this guy
I just watched a video on TikTok, do you know what I have in mind?
the egyptian girl on tiktok who doesnt wash her face and got green mold growing on her face?
From a scientific perspective I am alright
i support that girl the capitalists just want to sell us products to make us insecure and dependent on them and water is a product as well
negroes, or blacks as i call them
Then you know...
Can we se your feet
Everyone tell Qatari in Platforms to let us see her feet and preferably paint her toenails white
rorke in his beauty sleep era
know what
i havent showered in a week and 1 day
I have a big imagination.
Corr
just found a willy in my pants
what do you imagine
*fuses it to the end of mine* our willy x
What is a par
par whattt
Where are we going with this?
Got the peppers and tomatoes planted in the greenhouse today x
let's take back control of our borders brap brap gun fingers ennit senpai
Nice im growing strawberrys kale carrots broccoli and spinach. Got blackberries and an apple tree too
About that, it went so far
*enters the greenhouse*
KULA SHAKER
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fecal transplant with dad tomorrow x
About that, this is called death
not so fast..
Just liked a TikTok video
I told you I cheated twice
egypsy this gimmick is boring
It felt like being touched hard
get the fucking early new made
I accidentally liked a video on TikTok and now I am thinking about busting a nut
make it make sense
'
okay
Just headbutted keyboard after passing out
legalize
wrong'un nonce
can you post a picture of your hair so we can clearly see your haircut
Mental
Post a picture of your arse first and he'll consider it
Let's talk about Kevin
What does Pussy smell like?
its actually woken me up despite me appearance
fucking internet just went down, fucking dog shit now im using my mobile's data on my laptop like some sort of madman
I would like to put my dick on Chinese hair
newberg
like fesikh
Elaborate.
it smells like rotten fish
Mine dick smells like rotten flesh.