mew edish
/brit/
poo smells lmao
P
would happily get paid minimum wage to do the most boring shite in the world
felt the flames of hell on my face once me haha
shaking my grattan for the rizzler
Make sure you keep this smart aleck busy when there's nothing to do, ha- HA... I own you.
been a naughty boy?
Rorke flexing his battyhole for the zesty mandem
No ce plut me mercy!
Reform win local elections
bring in the hardhest immigraiton reforms in Europe within a fortnight
bit confused why he didn't do this back in July when it's clear immigration was a huge issue then (he even ran on it ffs)
What is Reform win the locals next May and all? Is he going to start executing them?
He's a madman. An utter madman.
still laughing at that photo of the pakis stamping on an irish flag thinking it's the indian one lol
Need to hang a big sign on the front door of my house that says ‘gone pooin’.
grungle grungle
patrick fuming
CORRR
nth for the holodem
The Irish hate losing some of their own.
Rorke writing another essay on how he’d improve ze birthrates if he was in power (it’ll work this time guyz, trust me)
20 years too late but at least someone has finally taken notice
Funnily enough bodyberg has notified me that there is a poo set for delivery today so I will be examining my poo smells later on
Leftypol in his smelly city-centre studio flat writing fan fiction about Rorke
That's why we call him Sir :)
leftypol buying penne pasta
They've started putting blacks in the adverts here now even though there's about 100 in the entire country.
Come out ye pakistans
come out and fight the indian man
show your wife how you shag goats down there in Larkana
tell her how the ind I A made you run like hell away
from the brown and smelly water of the ganges
3DPD(3-Dimensional Pig Disgusting) seethe
How do you lads temper your passions when youre in love? When she doesnt reply to me for an hour or two, even if I know what shes doing, I lose my fucking mind. All internal of course, I never show the madness to her, but I want to do better by myself. Love hurts
same in shitain and the us
I don't know why advertisers are so obsessed with them
what's worse is if it's a product targeted at under 40s, the voiceover is that ghastly 'london multicultural accent' that sounds like nails on a chalkboard
i bought penne pasta
am i leftypol?
What's wrong with penne? It's one of the most widely available and versatile pasta shapes.
2D > 3D
never been in love because I'm not a bender x
There's no harm in being impassioned while in love mate. It's half the fun of it.
leftypol wearing black jeans
sir paki basher
There’s lots of black people in australia. There’s been some in my area for the past few decades, now I see a ton of mixed kids around.
The MLE accent is kino.
oh god I wish I was that chair
leftypol drinking water
never been in love, me
whats wrong with black jeans?
Indian porn is disgusting. Search for 'bhabi porn'.
The women are dark, hairy and gross. I gave up and searched for ginger women instead. It cleaned my eyes.
I like those shell types of pastas
that just capture the sauce and shit
delish
Off to toil in 25 minutes. Have to catch the bus again, my car is still not repaired.
“Anybody seen in a bus over the age of 30 has been a failure in life.”
Thanks Maggie.
'''''''''''''''''
Search for 'bhabi porn'.
no thanks mate
rorke wearing shoes
Search for 'bhabi porn
shan't
you want to know why?
It's illegal to produce porn in India so everything is 100% homemade.
However it isn't illegal to consume porn.
Hence Indians having an unhealthy obsession with western women.
get the giant ones and stuff em with bolognese
I take the train
Refuse to touch the bus
Sordid creatures on there
Didn't used to be any in my town until very recently. Heard someone making a racket outside in our quiet street recently and it was the literally the only black youth in the entire town. Absolutely livid.
Imagine the smell of the average Indians arsehole
we should deport all cats back to Catbergistan where they came from
theyre the same here. no idea why they're like that. its like they pride themselves on being obnoxious and unlikeable
These black Cambridge students are smarter than every blue collar white British prole in this country, i.e. at least 70% of this country's white British population.
what toil are you heading to at this hour
it is what it is
There is no place. They are indigenous UK cats
its about the elite holding onto institutional power
labour affiliated elites are willing to accept lower immigration to keep their party in power
if reform won theyd have to content with the foreign elites that support them for resources
Take Anatolya
You realise there’s more to Australia than your 2000ish hinkle tinkle meth-infested town?
You will be slain heathermong.
"you would deport me?"
erm...
These woke bitches are smarter than 70% of white Britons and all Britons who didn't go to uni
sjfrmmr s
No train in my area, thanks Mr Beeching.
Ironically I deliver shopping. But I use the work van.
Dat nigga gettin HIS Irish Australian puss
Young black men loitering outside shops
it's that they only respect might, that's it. you can lock them up for fifty years and when they come out an old man they would do it again. but if it was the law to deck them in the face for being loud, they would stop. if it was the law to publicly hang them for stabbing each other, they would stop. they live in a physical world so they don't respect civil society. and I'm not talking about people of different skin colours, I'm talking about people molded by inferior and brutish cultures.
I think the children adopt African-American culture despite being from wealthy families with parents who are doctors and surgeons. Bizarre.
leftypol shags kids
Britain cries out for BAME representation in deportation cases
Too hot
am i leftypol
do you deliver for waitrose? regularly get a 'trose delivery me
Get the linen shirts ordered mate
get the espadrilles on lad
*rapes you*
*rapes you*
cor she's well fit
rorke complaining he's too hot in his polyester tracksuit
leftypol be like corr poly *starts wanking*
ain’t no way bruh
By Jove
we must upheave all societal norms and customs to accommodate this person's mental illness
Anything bothering you lads?
sissy brit arseholes
Nope
yea but don't want to talk about it
leftypol drinking semi-skimmed milk
Yeah, and I very rarely see Africans in capital cities either. Looked it up and I'm surprised they actually make up 1% of the population.
the absolute fucking state of the country yeah. I wish I didn't live right in the fucking heart of it all because I can't even go on a walk to calm down, because doing so just shows me it all with my own eyes.
When black migrants are brought to israel they say its genocide but when they are brought to white countries you are considered a conspiracy theorist for saying its genocide
Rick Ross has the largest residential swimming pool in America that costs $10,000 a month to maintain
White women multiplying the ethnic minority population
the absolute fucking state of the country yeah. I wish I didn't live right in the fucking heart of it all because I can't even go on a walk to calm down, because doing so just shows me it all with my own eyes.
Then you know.
Nearly finished my lunch break in the sun
Back to toil
doesn't rorke live in a gated white community in a brutalist house?
Just don’t let it bother you yh? Problem solved
someone explain the puta meme pls
I live in a small town in Scotland with only a few thousand people and I see darkies all the time now
farting a lil too much but outside of that i'm gucci
don't have that luxury
FUCK IT
Might invest in a baseball this summer
Well that's that gimmick done and it wasn't a good one, retire it
the bradford stadium fire was started by an australian bloke trying to put out his cigarette
50 dead brits and all omddddddd
leftypol in tears because there will be marginally less cheap foreign labour to exploit
Goyim listening to themselves
:)
THIS
IS DEMOCRACY
MANIFEST
corr i bet they get the best fanny there
you can't even fathom how quickly they bring their family in, you'll be seeing a lot more very rapidly
Not seen a frog in eons
Is there any proof that they haven't gone extinct?
To be fair the being bothered by the state of the country is a deeper kind of bothered, I respect it. Otherwise the advice stands
i made a similar remark during a holiday in paris recently
you mean frog frog or...
Yeah the frog pond in my back garden. once a year they all come back and spawn and then they all just hang out in the pond.
how can scottish 6-inchers compete with 9-inch bbcs?
you lads ever dated an evangelical bird?
ever shag one in the arse?
in decline i think. like most wildlife in this country. due to humans and human-related shit like cats predating on everything they see
Love are MEW
saw a toad not to long ago
Altogether a very pleasant day
yeah but he was hopping mad
the noise at night...
you looked in the mirror then
Seen one at work a few months ago will keep an eye out
Fuck sake lad mow your lawn
Irish diaspora's happy place
always appreciate your posts zingerlad
coooorrrrr need thousands of somalians imported here who bring their third world warfare with them and set up gangs
Mowing your lawn is cruel
leftypol be like "that blade of grass had a name"
irish and west indians
two peas in a pod
cant swim
decide to go swimming
baffling how thick some people are. probably a good thing they've been removed from the gene-pool 2bh
hahah
Visiting the countryside is racist
pond too far back for any of that, it's a long garden
rorke be like "that grass won't have sex with me"
cats should be allowed to kill local wildlife because they are cute
leftypol driving an automatic car
don't worry the mayor of london is planning to rectify that with his 'build brutalist flats all over the green-belt and put the boat people in them' scheme
alri bourgeois bastard
rorke eating a poo barm
leftypol eat penne alla poo
Of course he does, leftypol drives electric
Leftypol and Rorke arranging to meet up somewhere to have some tea and brunch and settle their differences through talking
Linen shirts seem to be around £100 or more, looks like there's no natural materials for me this year. I'll stick to the vinted dri-fit shirts, thanks.
Man whose remains found in suitcase in Bristol 'raped teen', jury told
We've all done it
did you know you can search cat hunting videos on youtube and see blokes out in the bush here shooting feral cats for free as part of the government's cull
youtu.be
leftypol standing up to wipe his arse
rorke just cooked leftypol with this one
tastefully watching old oneyplays compilations from 2017
rorke putting basmati rice down his japs eye
going to sleep listening to a full podcast of apex (a sudanese gang) terrorising australia
mhmmm just what i need for a good nights rest
why is she about to burst into treats?
imagine him doing 9 in a row like reloading bullets into a pistol magazine
nigga i dont even want to see that
leftypol drinking elderflower cordial
for me? it's the rat buster
youtube.com
rorkes application for art college getting rejected
Mad how much Reform has Labour on the back foot.
We all know that with reduced migration means those vacancies will have to be filled with NEETs.
Tick Tock NEETers
Have fun wiping old people's arses for a living
anyone want to post their bum hole?
yes leftypol, your anal smell disgusts normies that much
pfffff uhh dude what would you rather to get buried underground for one year in a tight coffin full of insects but you get fed food and water and oxygen through a tube or you have to perpetually freefall towards spikes that you never reach for one entire week and your brain is wired so that you always feel as frightened and shocked as if it's just started to happen pffff HahAHa woah dude! hey you know (successful youtuber)? pffff haha a (talks really dismissively about him) haha (imitates him) haha! *all the while performing badly at the game they're playing and being confidently incorrect about it*
There is great dignity in such work
suns out bums out
Malaysia is here so hopefully he gets his SEA bussy out
I thought the blonde was a tranny
my nigga i assure you it is not that deep
rorkes application for art college getting rejected
so that's how it is eh?
just sat in my pants eating sushi
my smegend stinks of sushi
this would be a huge improvement. native neets forced to contribute to society instead of leeching off bennies, and abusive third worlders no longer able to abuse helpless elderly people and/or cause untold amounts of suffering and death due to sheer incompetence and negligence
this is why americans are right to circumcise
1 day i'll post it and you'll regret it
Bet James O'Brien and Shelagh Fogarty are fuming
DAS RITE
The prime minister pledged to “take back control of our borders” with tougher rules on immigration and warned that without them the UK risked becoming an “island of strangers”.
Sir Keir Starmer described the record levels of immigration as a “squalid chapter” for politics and the economy as he unveiled the most radical crackdown on migration since Brexit.
He was speaking in a Downing Street press conference ahead of the publication of an immigration white paper that set out details of how the government intends to introduce restrictions across all forms of visas to the UK.
Foreign students will only be allowed to stay in the UK for 18 months after their studies before having to get a skilled work visa, down from two years currently. Universities will also face being charged for each foreign student they enrol
Did the Jews of Germany really have to be all killed? I’ve been reading about their stories now and I feel a bit sad.
risked becoming an “island of strangers”.
really very rorkeish statement for a labour pm well done to him
eyes are a bit fucked
Former G Unit member “bang em Smurf” is living in a Hertfordshire hotel trying to claim asylum after being deported from the US for gun crime and then fleeing Trinidad due to gangs.
kino cross over, need it or keep it?
Not reading that image, it's some random twat, we've always had nutcases rambling on about shite they know nothing about
we've always had nutcases rambling on about shite they know nothing about
aye, women haha
discuss
make better posts and i will x
truth nuke
We go Jim
buckbreak most of the rorkes who chimped out last year, humiliating them to the point where they do jail time for a tweet (lol)
close the borders and tell ngubu, rasheed and saarjeet to get fucked
What’s his end game? I’m… mystified.
about time, aussie oppression of britishers has gone on for too long
he looks cool as fuck in this pic
o'shea and ngkoko goin gym init
fukkin dweeb
whole problem with /brit/ threads of today is The Gays innit
gave bad tech support today and accidentally got a lady to fuck up her workplaces entire database probably permanently
keir, albo, biden etc were all good looking lads
There isn’t a single attractive conservative politician born in the past 50 years
duke nukem looking ahh time to chew gum and kick ass looking nigga
Research shows that fecal incontinence (FI) affects about 8% of men who have sex with men (MSM), similar to the global average of 8%. However, for MSM engaging in receptive anal intercourse weekly, the prevalence rises to 12.7%, compared to 5.7% for those who don’t.
ok gaylord
bro has a unique swagger and he pulls it off
You do tech support? How’d you get your role?
*drives into /brit/*
late night maccas delivery en route
this is the freedom that the diggers fought for
Was sat in a quiet as fuck room at toil doing paperwork with the fit bird and my stomach would not stop gurgling, probably due to the weekends steaming toil and paki 'za. It was very embarrassing
hey siri, put rorke's nappy on
I worked part time then full time and they always need more ticket monkeys
mad how she didnt drop the phone at any point
used to leave exams early because of this lol
Thinking of wearing only button up shirts from now on, I'm in my late 20s, it's time to dress respectable
you probably rate yourself a 7 if you think that dysgenic manlet is handsome
nah, he's less fat that the usual keir, you're subconsciously doing that thing when you list a bunch of girls and think the least uggo of the lot is somehow "fit"
far out are your bosses going to rape you over it
How do I become a ticket monkey, I even have an it degree lad
Thinking of wearing only button up shirts from now on, I'm in my late 20s, it's time to dress respectable
I left one early because my hayfever was that bad I couldn't concentrate and could barely see through my watery eyes
shut yo bitch ass up nigga
German jews were never killed during the so called alleged "holocaust", it was the eastern European jews who were according to the mythology. At the end of the battle of Berlin there were some 30,000 jews living there.
English Channel migrant boat blaze leaves one dead and seven injured when motor catches fire during crossing
for me it's next jumpers and jeans
new
pipe down zesty ahh nigga
Why didn't they do an emergency landing? Oh wait...
have some fucking heart rorke these are poor people just trying to escape the war-torn third world slums of northern france for a better life in birmingham
gimmick idea, called scots 'scotchmen' in /brit/
No
Bought a linen shirt for like 25 squid the other day
fuming scotchman
Rorke wearing crosshatch jeans
he's fine because I hedged my languages enough and warned her to watch out for the one thing that fucked everything and she did that anyway
but I feel bad because she called back crying and it probably wont be able to be reversed
apply for support jobs and say you like computers and fixing peoples problems and be fine with getting paid the lowest that technically a proper job can pay
fell for that fake new, hook line and sinker. bacon and my face for breakfast
new
Rorke asking the barista at Costa for her phone number, getting rejected, and deciding that migrants are the reason he's unhappy