The land where Comedy goes to die. Sad but true

The land where Comedy goes to die. Sad but true

Worth learning the language

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Life's too short to learn the kraut language, methinks.

the place whence plumbers hail.

truly the most unfortunate niggers in the foreign worker's ghetto: not orthodox, not muslim, not a recent arrival, white passing, not fluent in German

lies

German (and Scandi) stuffiness is perfect for comedy. They just need a wily american to cut them loose.

Germans are genuine and funny posters. I love 'em. I love my German bros.

you're only confirming my point, subhuman!

thinking the monarch matters anything in Britain since the Civil War is low IQ cattle-tier, and not Comedy.

bump

I still like Germany

literally who?

literally who?

Is what people think of when they hear Poland

Ein Wurstmacher kauft eine MüsliBox

a language this ugly must be a Sin

And hong kongers don't think anything when they hear Poland, cause they don't know what it is

hong kongers sound like they lead really boring and/or over-worked lives. is that right?

he is a mentally ill jeet

Yes
Lmao

no, i am not that jeetfaggot. you can tell when he posts because he's a massive fag. i love mammas

Why is Anon Babble so anti german?

One angry Pole is not all of int

A Pole's opinion is worth 10.000 non-poles' opinion

<3

Don't believe him, it's a trap
IT'S A TRAP

How so? Is he the notorious jeet poster?

Yes

That's okay, I don't have anything against jeets in general, banter aside. Even grew-up with a full-blooded one (his parents are Sikh). Nice guy, now works with speds.

Well, then why don't you go suck him off you stupid faggot

Why do Poolanders hype bison grass vodka so much? Literally every single one I met during my time at university praised it. Not that it's outright bad, mind you, but it's not this nectar from the gods that they make it out to be either.

i drink it with cola and it tastes like gingerbead

they do? I actually never had it, I don't like spirits

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why is jagermeister so expensive?

I would. Oh how I would!

P.S. I am not stupid, I have ADHD, that makes me retarded, not stupid

based Franco-fan

Give me a chance to change your view. Here's a German joke:

Why does a Ukrainian steal two cars in Germany? Because on his way home, he has to go through Poland

This thread awakened racism against Germans in me

Thaianon is correct

Mein kleiner grüner kaktus sitz auf dem balkon. Holari. Holari. Holaro.

Because it's an overrated old people's digestif that burgers et al. somehow memed into a trendy cocktail ingredient. It's purely marketing-derived, that price.

based
do you like schni schna schnappi

Quoting Otto?

why do you hate germans and pole-loving germans so much

Why are they so evil

they aren't SO evil, they are just a little evil
get your facts straight you aaaaasshooooooole