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/brit/s only, pg tips edition
poo smells lmao
lmaoooooo
FREE IRELAND NOW
just watched the game (1997)
pretty good, i'd recommend it
It is free
Odd request
still howling over that canadian fag sucking the dead dick of steve jobs because...... extra battery life (allegedly)
got the espadrilles on
drinking a stubby
what is the titular game?
Free Ireland? I'll take one!
soon it will be the protestants of ulster who will be oppressed, when the catholic-majority population of northern ireland votes to join the republic
when are we going to get an aussie pope
be the change you want to see
you know honestly, Britain isn’t THAT small. i always thought it was like the size of Illinois
that's what I call my willy
He's going to be crying about this all evening lol
mad that if we just treated ireland a little better they would probably still be part of the UK, a united isles looks so much better on the map. and our population would be 75 million which would mean would world soon have more people than germany
done absolutely nothing today except go to church. didn't even talk to anyone there really
you've got to watch it, can't say without spoiling it
michael douglas, so very entertaining
shouldve just let them be catholic and speak their language as a second tongue
anime
corr imagine all the pakis you could fit in nebraska
what was the sermon today?
Christmas
DON'T YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FAMILY GIFTS?
Valentines Day
DON'T YOU NEED TO BUY YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER A GIFT?
Easter
OH WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THAT JESUS GUY. BUY YOUR CHOCOLATE EGGS
Mother's Day
C'MON NOW MOMMY NEEDS A GIFT TOO
Like look I love my Mom. But sometimes holidays seem like one big consumerist ploy ya know what I'm saying.
Throw birthdays into the mix and it seems you're always running the fuck around and celebrating and buying shit.
yeah yeah you're a cheapskate no need to scream it from the rooftop
Yeah feels weird when yankified jfs call us a "tiny island" even though we're actually a fairly big island and average sized compared to most countries
leftypol on his macbook listening to kneecap with university educated girls
rorke on his gaming desktop ripping young spencer songs off youtube and listening to asmongold on twitch
White people be like Well. There goes my night
didnt get my mum anything
didnt even acknowledge the day
some people will think this alone makes me a bad son
doxable desu
/brit/s only
Fuck da police
i learned about kneecap several years ago from /brip/
Ok but did you know Pennsylvania is bigger than the entirety of Ireland
based, we love Portugal
GET. OUT.
I'll buy you a beer next time you visit.
get him shagged
mad how most irish probably don't even care much about unification at all, after all, there's no hard border anyways, but there's a small group of politicians who have made it their life's work to unite the island and are going to reignite the troubles because of it
accidentally slapped the tip of my hard cock
Being utterly degenerate at a nightclub and then going to church all prim and proper. My soul can't sustain these two dichotomies between what is fun and what is right.
by the time the island is united it's going to look like london anyway so whats the point now
the irish are the most pozzed and xenophillic of all the english speaking people
it still is basically the size of idaho
do you not have eyes?
they don’t
i lived there for a bit and almost all of the people my age (early 20s) didn’t care or were even against it, often cited the fact that the north is a shithole compared to the republic now
felt like everyone was staring at me on the tube
bit hungover from the wedding
yeah Idaho is one of the largest states in the union you fucking mongoloid
was it a rip roaring good time?
sent that stupid yank flying
It’s a valid point. Why would we want to subsidize a bunch of inbred Protestants who hate us
honestly think ireland getting jeeted is going to unite them and unification will become less of the main political topic, can't be nationalists and let your country get jeeted
youtube.com
can't believe they are making a sequel to this shit, i bought the original on the hype and it was so terrible. good soundtrack though
the big thing is that the catholic population of the north is growing and is already a plurality
/brit/'s thoughts on Disneyland opening up their 7th park in Abu Dhabi?
Their other 6 are in Florida, LA, Paris, Hong Kong, Shanghai and Tokyo
british excellence
hey mate just so you know disneyland =/= disneyworld, there is not a disneyworld in paris for example. the word you meant was theme park x
yea basically what my friend says about it
celtic tiger years were the best time for it to have happened IMO, troubles were basically over and relations between the UK and ireland were better than before, while Ireland was just beginning to get out of the 50 year economic slump. dunno
It should be united. How annoying is it that the island is split in 2.
Just by basic common logic that island should be one country. simple as
business plan: england leaves the uk and joins the irish republic
you should have sent an email to kojima productions years ago mate you would have saved them a lot of time and money
gonna be an uncle lads
I will go if it looks REALLY cool, like the UAE government chucks a bunch of money behind it/negotiates a really generous deal, and Disney builds a massive park in the middle of the desert. bet they'd do a bunch of cool stuff with it if the UAE let's them write their own regulations/basically subsidises the project.
scotland ni and walks are renamed the united celtic kingdom
musicals are haram
unc alert lmaooo
I fucking hate how garbage the job market is here atleast in the UK you don't have to spam apply just to get a interview
The original park in Florida is the only "Disney World". The rest are Disneylands
Still related though, it's all Disney
walks
holy cope
been an uncle for years now
you wouldn't want to smell the fart i just ripped
in the UK you don't have to spam apply just to get a interview
you literally do though
this isn’t an american-centric thing, this is the entirety of the west right now
Can God save me?
alri knight who says 'ni'
yes ofcourse
not sure what's going on
It took me 2 months to get a job in landscaping because I couldn't get an apprenticeship. Now I am contemplating going to Europe after Boston
you literally don't know how good you have it
he could but he's not going to
An Iranian man who was arrested in connection to the alleged terror plot on the Israeli embassy in London entered the UK illegally and was living in accommodation provided by the taxpayer
the question should be reframed as
what can I do for God?
That fucker
what would have happened if we never split of nothern ireland? would the unionists when on a mad one and had a massive civil war or would they have just accepted it like the unionists in dublin?
What attribute would you like to have to make your life more easier?
can only pick one
this has gotta be the same brazilian who infests /cum/
Why does my brother slam the microwave door shut like a goddamn motherfucking retard fucking monkey. also chews with his mouth open
leftypol turning a blind eye to this
6'2
boston
well there’s your issue
but you will not find a job in europe, especially in landscaping when the one place in europe with a large, open landscaping market does not speak English (Poland)
unless you’re willing to take a massive pay cut in like Germany
Gonna need to see a few replies first, too stupid to think of one myself you see
kek this is me
5 additional inches of height.
2014 era jerma and star youtube videos
It's mental to see like 80% of people I meet are just with their misses because "she had a kid with me and I just stuck around."
Mental, so glad I didnt fall for that shit.
10 more iq points and i’d have been retired by now
who wakes up one day and says "I want to become a landscaper, gonna cut and trim bushes for the rest of my life." Have you not a single ambitious bone in your body?
I am going to Boston for a red Sox game since I like Boston teams plus I am going to Europe to fuck off for a bit
the most 5'7 post i ever did see
she had a kid with me
you pumped her with your seed fucking monkey
why do incels get so triggered over the way billie eyelash dresses
bird just done a poo on me window
good enough for sam gamgee good enough for me
Height doesn't save you from being a spacky virge.
I'm doing a poo in me toilet
5'11 tbf. 6'4 is golden. Taller than 99% of guys but you don't register as a freak
idk breh i just like her boobhysd
they're incels mate xx
What do you do then?
youre a loser mate
she dresses in a lot of ways to be honest
no I'm 100% certain my life would be amazing at 6'2
atleast in the UK you don't have to spam apply
lol
I had no choice it was that or working at Walmart because I couldn't get an apprenticeship. I spend my money on weed and saving up for a trip and moving
why do people say jar jar binks is a racist caricature, he's a silly alien
"like fishing in a pothole" is my new favorite midwestern phrase to describe a pointless scenario
wogbrained zoomer detected
On the dole
screaming up me arse
Well I'm that height and I feel like nothing would change other than people saying "Wow, you're sort of tall."
the fella who played his was black
landscaper defence force itt tonight eh
honestly quite fruitening that someone paid money to see this image
UUMM
umasaurus rex
Mental how Australia is literally paradise on earth and im stuck on this dank rainy islands full of wogs
aerospace engineer
nigga said fruitening
fruitening
yeh me? i’m based, not going to college
my sigma grindset? putting rocks in a certain formation in a yard for retired boomers
exactly, you don't know what your talking about because your 6'2, idiot
well we can't all be aerospace engineers can we
can't buy plane tickets?
i hate summer so much, it makes my runt hovel hot
fruitening up a bit of toast
ordering margherita pizza with cheesy garlic bread from the local pakington
how do we tell him lads
Do you use a zero turn lawnmower?
why can't we just get along
You don't know what you're talking about because you're exactly what I want to be
lol calm down short king, life isnt that good up here.
Did a gardening apprenticeship 20 years ago now I have my own business, my own home, and a nice pot of savings. Sorry if that's not good enough for the terminally unemployed incels in this general.
can’t british citizens literally move to australia and become citizens within a year?
and do what? live as an illegal immigrant in one of the most strictly enforced immigration nations on earth?
been outside today have you rorke?
don't even pretend like your situation is nearly as dire as britain you ungrateful worm
Lads just went outside and saw people of all races linking arms singing Ye's new song we did it bros
gorgeous woman x
yea i was outside for a few mins after waking up at 5pm the moon was really beautiful :)
you're getting Italian food from a paki shop?
managed a half an hour walk x
if you are diasbled or burdin on the health system they dont let you
There is like 4 cities in AU that people live in and it's filled with south east asians, muslims and blacks. Either way it's apples and oranges.
dogberg waiting for scraps
just bollocked a jizzwozza right out of the scrimbley scroo
Australia is canonically what turned Bonnie Blue the slag she is now
campden common? just saw that too
pro-palestine and pro-israel protestors hand in hand singing heil hitler, mental
if you really wanted to live there, you would apply for legal migration, a job, etc
you won't because you're a pussy
muh UK is a shithole
grass is always greener etc
rorke loving pakis because they hate hate a country halfway across the world
You tell people the solution to their problems and they'll ignore you
they like to whine and complain too much
it's not as grim right now but albo did a trade deal or some shit recently with india thats going to flood us with them and there's already loads
mental that I can make 1k a week doing overtime.
I could do this for a year and just invest what I make into something and get a good ROI.
I can't waste this opportunity, lads.
pizza and garlic bread isnt italian anymore. it patented by sloppa inc worldwide
i put my hand on a stove
to see if i still bleed
and nothing hurts anymore
i feel kinda free
Why are countries obsessed with importing brown biomass
they literally are obsessed and can't stop
congrats you just described every anglosphere country including your own
grass is always greener
yeah because its isnt a desert here
link? that sounds great
we haven't developed robots fast enough
fried your nerves lad
piss off redcoats
No?
There are more than 4 cities people live in my country retard.
Sick of Amerisharts running into a discussion thinking because they speak English they are anything like us lol
mmhmm
im a zoomer but millennial games were so much cooler
they had shit about tony hawk skating and car racing but nowadays its all minecraft slop
isnt that the point
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My penis went into a girls fanny
I came inside her fanny
she sucked me off
I ate her out
This all happened last night
minecraft goes off
you just don't know where to search if you think there's only minecraft slop out there
UK is obsessed with muslims and building mosques and shit
why are they like this
in the time it took them to cancel Guy Fawkes day they built up 5 new mosques
i thought it was ""paradise on earth""" ?
fucker, nobody lives outside of London, Birmingham, Manchester, and Liverpool
sausages and potatoes for tea x
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wahey
why are zoomers pretending minceraft isn't a millennial game
is mcdonalds bad for you
i am depressed and want to kill myself
was she attractive?
yeah sure mate lol. it's not like there are 4 cities people live in on Australia because 99% of the country is just desert.
hate how many games have bloody 'crafting' now, I'm a busy man, I don't want to spend time learning how to 'craft' a stick in order to 'craft' a box in order to 'craft' a bollock
same could be said about us but instead of mosques it’s taco stands
american muslims are different to the muslims that come here
minceraft
reminds me of that scene from the wire with that ex con trying to go straight and he says it's harder than the GAME
I donated to Luigi's defense fund and I also gave money to Shiloh as well
dont care what you thought teebeeaitch
why is every burger flag a ultra chud? at least bongs try to make it funny but burgers just chudpost nonstop and it's not even funny
Working through my focus tree lads
this
don't want to craft
don't want to base build
miss me with that shit
first mosque in the UK was funded by a Jew
Sorry but I am a zoomer and play warthunder because I also like torturing myself
indie tranny slop sucks too except undertale which of course is the greatest game of all time
general theme being:
white traditions bad
brown traditions good and OK actually
corr imagine a few black lads spitroasting her
a fool is easily parted with his money
chicken jockey
how old are you?
she was fat
she had an attractive face
I accept your concession.
Thanks for playing.
i like how britons say MACdonalds, it's endearing
living on a diet of fried chicken and curly fries with a vegetable or two of choice for micronutrients, can understand why blacks love this
they're incapable of irony or self-depreciation
everything is a personal attack on their ego
that backfired didnt it
sc
is aomgn
games stopped doing that shit ages ago
grim
southerners do this too
looks good would be happy to scran thre
I gave 10 and 15 dollars to both of them respectively
not really my life savings now is it?
pathetic
concession about what
Last time I had sex I came in 4 seconds then proceeded to pass out on top of a stripper who stole 40 bucks out of my wallet
um
shall be exiting the thread now
um
playing halo atm
why does kanye west always have to talk about what some whore wants from him "she wanna fly to japan" or "she wanna hop in a rari" or "she wanna meet me at a Ritz Carlton"
is he ok
is he hung up by his arse
Lol was this at a hotel?
on a Sunday?
because the only women he attracts are whores that want something from him
Right well that's a man who's been beheaded then had his limbs chopped off and tied to a goal posts isnt it?
Just impossible to cook McCain’s jackets properly in the microwave isn’t it?
It was at my aunt's house and she is practically my mom. She told me to clean my sheets and not to bring whores over but I also brought my ex over too
just an average day on /brit/
Come to the conclusion that the best way to play Morrowind is to watch nerds who know the mechanics already doing funny little game breaking stuff and then i go "haha cool" and move on with my life
you aren't allowed to post the schoolgirls
didnt like the new animal crossing for this
naming my balcony "The Eagle's Nest" and my garden shed "The Wolf's Lair" and my basement "The Führerbunker"
based might do the same
the new shirt
the gildan logo
schuh reeming
don't think you fit in that lad
mad how madental mental mad is mental
curry for tea x
love air fryers me
watching them outside, wanking
its friday and traditionally that means fish and chips
Garlic bread isn't Italian anyway it's American
what you having lad? had a chicken biryani myself x
FUCKING ᵘᵐ
cor
My aunt is still angry at me because she found out I had sex in her car I was borrowing turns out perfume and dove deodorant doesn't cover up the smell
garlic brad
making sweet sweet love to some late night dim sims
what does sex smell like?
unironically like poo and piss and sweat
garlic brad
Sweat and jizz/pussy smell I fucked my ex behind a Wendys and she bit my finger and back
australia would be so much better if japan colonised it
she fit?
japs just wanted to be left alone until the white devil came along
yes but that's true of Japan colonizing any country
australia would be so much better if japan colonised it
Imagine shagging Emma Watson and she’s doing smelly farts the whole time.
My ex was mixed face and from Brazilm the stripper was a chubby girl who let me play with her stomach at the strip club
absolutely awful thread, suppose its just us freaks here now as normal people are at the pub
Arsehole lad here, I've ordered a fancy photography light and a small body make up kit for my next couple of pics. They should arrive tuesday xx
wanking my arsehole
Bradley Pooper
I am a that children
no brabbits
it isn't friday i know that because diego is not posting
dont like the stupid accents they do in Layer Cake