Dog edish
/brit/
Breaking the poo hymen
Been up since 6 playing with kidberg
Stickers all over the joint
americanu pigu go home
Can you take a pic on timer with the bottom of your feet towards the camera, legs held up, back on the ground, bum visible?
yea alri :)
can't believe there are people in this day and age who still react to things happening like 'capitalism is imperfect we just been to tinker with a little bit of reform'.
YEAHHHH
SLAYERRR
Teeth rotting. Soul rotting. Hair receding. Weight gaining. Possibilities decreasing. Sad state
done two poos
Right, must shower and make haste to the local supermarket concern
all me
me except for the weight gain, it's something I like to control and also I can't afford to eat much
China are going to completely dominate the global economy. Taking over car manufacturing, dominate renewable and battery manufacturing. This idea that they will get stuck in the middle income trap is a joke.
Yarael Poof
Cool dogs but I don't like how you can see their genitals
Text it to 5 Live, not me
Taking over car manufacturing
Does China even export automobiles? All are imports are either Japanese or European with the occasional Korean import thrown in.
my Sunday? going to grab a 3.5 and have lots of wanks
My cars from Sveden
ear's feeling a bit blocked :/
I had this earlier this week, I got it right yesterday. What i did was put extra version olive oil in your ear and lay down on a pillow and let the olive oil drip down into the ear for a bit. It might sound weird but olive oil is the same shit they put in the ear drops you can buy at the pharmacy.
Poo
oh right yeah
is it a one and done sort of thing or do I need to make a routine of it over some period of time
Got a crush on the 35 year old redhead barista in starbucks, I know shes single and child-free as well, how do I ask her out or initiate a decent convo?
I did it 2 or 3 times. On my last go i kinda pushed it in a bit more and wiggled my ear, the oil breaks it down. Unless you are getting an ear infection or something other than ear wax build up
I forgot to wipe. Could you like my arse clean?
Yeah they're becoming quite common here. Both EVs and ICE.
Haval, BYD, MG and GWM the most common brands I see. Also our Teslas I believe are made in China.
kek
just be me and she'll ask you out haha
"Hey, wanna listen to some Exodus with me after your shift?"
cue mumberg opening and closing draws for 20 minutes
Don't know how these guys evolved to have such an obvious weak spot
imagine a lightsaber going through that neck
wanking and smoking weed or gaining a clue.
I know what I'd go for.
sun's been for a whike
get up you laey bastard
also, is she fit?
want to go for a coffee after work?
How can it drive…
Dogs are smart
passed his driving test
while*
lazy*
also, is she fit?*
child-free
red flag
asking someone in a coffee shop if they want a coffee
thicko
watch simpsons online free
The neighbors are mad.
clairo gf
really thinking about committing a racially motivated sex crime in Chinatown
Let's fight.
Cor
Borger! Borger! Borger! Buerger! Buerger! Buorger! Berger! Baregare! Baregare! Baregare! Bourger! Buergher! Buergher! Borger! Buergher! Buerghar! Buerghar! Buergher! Orayo!
Chinatown mentioned
I will give a rat burger.
Big Barry
Don't bully me.
helloooo
she’s too old her eggs are rotten she has no fun feminine spark in her eyes anymore and all your future children will have down syndrome
Looking back, a lot of Nickelodeon cartoons were extremely jewish.
Hello buddy
if she wasnt a tiny little fairy girl nobody would give 2 hoots about her music
Cool.
might get a tub of ice cream later and eat it :)
well I've only gone and fucked everything up haven't i
Is it my problem?
working the sphincter muscles so pooberg goes in and out in and out like a pooey dildo
My poo actually fucking smells, guess that meme was right
Got the goethe english translation poetry audiobook on just really taking it in. Brilliant.
Emma Watson soiled the undie
the Egyptian is spainnonce
a common scenario. what have you done then
13% lead for reform in a poll last week
It's over for leftypol. Concentration camp toil beckons.
Don't really watch anime but I love the art style you see
Reform have been pozzed
some of them are quite pretty
mad that this aired
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next general election is in 2029
Besides Rugrats I can’t think of any that were particularly Jewish. The fat bully kid in Hey Arnold having a Bar Mitzvah maybe but other than that.
you can literally get arrested for being English these days
Got 4 years to try shut them down or lock up farage
I watch gay porn
got to test yourself
gay fanny
got an above average willy
it's over
You sound like my mate
Get off the fucking bag you paranoid cunt
where can i do this test
Beverley you are looking lovely today
got a totally normal willy
Nice to see so many people going to church on Sunday
cant wait. finally someone taking charge of this shit
wanking on my bollocks
coffee BAGS? mad
Reform is still worth it to own the libtards and smoke in pubs. Hell you might even ditch one or those of the hostile niggercattle biofilth units youve roaming your island.
If you're a young adult, how much time of your life should you sacrifice to helping your parents and grandparents?
I think those fuckers expect far too much of me, and they seem to expect nothing of my sibling
just made a girl spunk her bollocks
why won't jesus give us rain?
*stares at you dead in the eyes*
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Born to poo
uhhhhhhh hello
holy spafferoli
there is hope
gf said she preferred how i looked before i got into better shape, worked like a mad man toning up not that i did it for her but i cant lie it feels shit
Might join Starmer's Islamic Police force
so on weekends he sleeps in and does his shit at 10.30 instead of 7am
that's why i don't go to the gym
That’s 3,366,204 of 168,310,216
America here I come!
some form of runtoil occurring there today?
A lot of banging going on around the flat today. doing my head in x
get the choons in
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Went to Church this morning. Sat there almost crying. Couldn't tell you why.
Don't think that's why.
Why is the lowest age available 18?
Sorry lad, we'll keep it down.
I don't wanna get up for church in the mornin,
church in the mornin, souls alive!
Heaven come to earth and there won't be no church
we'll meet down by the riverside,
there we'll swim with all creation,
never get tired never bored,
don't worry someday there'll be no dam between us and our Lord
got the espadrilles on
eating some egg on toast with salsa
"If God is real why do bad things happen"
The midwit man wishes for a janny in the sky. The intelligent man? Calvinist.
Tried to be nice and let a car out but they didn’t go for some reason so I’d just stopped for nothing and all the cars behind me beeped me
There's no evidence for any god
extremely embarrassing m8 you shouldn't really drive again after that
o(*￣▽￣*)o
if god is real why wasn't i born american
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Pakistan is the 4th largest milk-producing country globally, with an estimated 65.7 million tonnes of milk produced annually
Learn something new everyday
I do shit like this all the time.
also I am completely certain I will crash my car one day as a result of looking at birds in shorts and crop tops on the pavement
ʎɐpoʇ plɹoʍ ʎɯ si siɥʇ
just got to do a quick glance and move on mate
It’s ok x
you're the closest possible thing to america tbf
jog celebs
or
job sec leg
or
cleg joys
Only types of atheists I respect are Stirnerite dionysian shaggers and staunch billions-must-die greens like Linkola
yeah but if it's sunny like it was yesterday / today then the pavement is a veritable procession of them just non stop one after the other
what am I meant to do? not look? I'm only human
whenever I suggest a film to friends it never goes down well even though it seems to be in keeping with the type of films they usually suggest
You're America with proper socialism
this happened to me once so i basically vowed to never let anyone out ever again and i’ve stuck to it
55
any big arsed man in?
yeh but am shy about it
Alright Aussie lad
chana saag on the cards for tea this afternoon
meh after the fifth it gets boring
If britain became 51st state, britishers would earn $100,000 a year
Post balloon knot
haha I'm just a bit tired y'know?
*dissolves into ooze*
who up need they tummy kissing
ye but a single egg would cost $20,000,000
Cause more problems when you try to be nice on the road and ignore priority
people who say 'veggies' instead of vegetables need to have their heads stamped on with hob nailed boots
rub first then hug then kiss
that's the way we go
then tug
I eat a lot of eggs.
I’ve learnt my lesson now :(
anyone know if egglad is in
4 of 5 brits still rent flats, it's time to join the united states of america
reckon your room smell like a proper dump
Still funding animal cruelty by buying those eggs even after I told you about it last time huh?
egregious and troubling reaction to childish language especially for a resident of the untied kingdom
why do they come in plastic instead of normal egg cartons?
nowt wrong with that if its a social landlord
because of woke
Just drove predictably lad and you'll avoid 90% of problems
it's ok when the state does it
Good morning I love women
27 and feel like im 70 years old about to collapse and die absolutely knackered so tired of living
off to the football with the old man today. lovely weather for it.
need some bloated fatfuck lardmaxxing inspo lads, what sorts of unhealthy snacks do you all eat and buy online and that
what shall i put on my sarnie
rorke snitching on his opps cos hes based
anyone else notice all the drugmongs and alkiemongs with severe depression and mental health issues all happen to be atheists? curious...
what team
cos it's cheaper. those are povvo maximum cruelty eggs.
desu you have to be a seriously creepy weirdo to be religious in this country lmao
mate have you applied that butter via shovel or what
Spunk on it and eat it
you probably have the T of a 70 year old. queer
he has destroyed the bread by attempting to spread cold butter onto it
I wonder if you'd say this to Muslims in Bradford. Oh yeah thats right your atheism only ever seems to extend to Christianity. Interesting...
Every single great man that ever lived in your country was a Christian
if wypipo was a food
yes go on son keep shadowboxing that little man in your brain lad
Even Richard Dawkins acknowledges the profound and irreversible damage Atheism has caused to Britain and has had to apologise for it in his later years.
Religion is a load of rubbish if you ask me
plenty of based jews played their part
and no great men have ever lived in your country
Home Secretary Yvette Cooper says Labour will restrict the number of care workers from abroad. Going forward employers should recruit locally.
local jobs for local blacks
ok shlomo
what's funny is the reason david bowie probably wore these shoes to meet andy warhol is that he knew andy warhol had a shoe fetish
Oi leftypol
is that supposed to be an insult? im proud to be jewish, at least i come from a family of money
looks like you're already good to go m8 tuck in
you lads been on grindr lately?
grow up mate
I will be the first english pope
man on japanese cartoon forum tells others to grow up
nooo don’t do that haha x
Religitards eviscerated
TRVMPVS is the first to reach great man of history status in decades. Even Putler will be overshadowed by TRVMPENREICH in the books.
of all the people you chose ayn rand
are greta
Best part of all is that TRVMPVS never really did anything except own the libs and shitpost. Still, he changed the tide of the VVEST a lot. Total Aryan Vibeshift.
all my favourite posters are in :)
ugly minecraft block headed bish
I demand the very best of novels to read so I threw Atlas Shrugged in the bin
well because so many people are programmed to stunt their children's emotional and spiritual development it is difficult for most people to grow up at any point in their lives sadly
haha sorry im late ;)
Kim Wilde made some great tunes. Very underrated
eating little seeds like a bird
is there a better breakfast than eggs on toast?
scousers are just the absolute worst
lucky charms and gatorade dude
Eggs on their own
wouldn't know as I haven't eaten any other for the last 5 years
easy on the eyes as well
bran flakes
crumpets with marmite
crumpets with stilton
sausage sarnie
half a pack of choc digestives
got no mates
cute mug
Her non-fiction writing is much better imo
finna have a go at the arcades today
having breakfast
oh grow the fuck up breakfast is a yank invention and didnt exist before the 20th century. it has ZERO nutritional value and is actually bad for your health. You are not supposed to eat anything in the morning
Bomba patch?
I enjoyed Atlas Shrugged.
easy on the eyes as well
Not true is it
I think he's a cultural Christian but still an atheist
Thanks :)
atlas blacked
gonna switch everything to light mode
have a sneaking suspicion that looking at dark screens all day isn't good for the men toll helves
do you like Magic:The Gathering
Listening to Jared Taylor on American Renaissance.
KOF 98
grim
you sound stinky
Shame these are lies tho
all about the continental brekkie me, strong coffee and 2 ciggies
sour
There is no such thing as a cultural Christian. It would be like calling yourself an architect because you like pretty buildings or a mechanic because you can drive a car.
oh shit it's raining fml
Love a coffee and a brioche when I go to Italy, but back home it's got to be eggs on toast.
monster and vape for me
right so now i can't even have breakfast without being told to grow up. its gone too far
Fucking braindead post.
He's a cultural Christian because he likes the culture of Christianity but he doesn't believe in God
The tradiemong special
had a raw carrot and a kinder bueno for breakfast today
This is true in every aspect of life.
turning 'exclude obese' off made it go from 15 to 30 looooll amerifats
Peggy Bryant, 78, tragically died in 2023 after taking a bite of a peanut butter cookie mislabeled as an oatmeal raisin while shopping at a Safeway in Duvall.
dunno how people drink monsters and red bulls
think i would have a heart attack if i drank one, if i drink too much tea if fucks me up for the entire day, possibly the next day as well because i might have a shit night's sleep.
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keep your runt juice by monster. I will stay on course for the heavens
.......... right well thats just a mans smelly hairy pooey asshole
*gasps* princess!
so pretty
Hid that post lightning quick
why is it so clean
why is it wet
whats the deal with indian women? why are they so aggressive?
Today is the Lord’s Day and Mothers Day. Behave yourselves wronguns.
that bussy juicy
mothers day was last month mate
looks like a victoria sponge
your hole looks rather used lad, anyone been there before?
nigga what the hell
um...UM
that’s a hairy arsehole isn’t it
bruh
Indian women look like THAT?!
right well thats just fucking sexo isnt it
Another covid death.
Fucking lot of you are faggots I swear.
macbook
did your boyfriend make you those eggs you poof?
Draw thy sword, and thrust me through therewith; lest these uncircumcised come and thrust me through, and abuse me.
-Saul, king of Israel (c. 1012 BC)
Better call Saul
nothing wrong with being gay just dont be weird about it
Jjjjknbdnsmd
dinner i reckon x
Defender on my team in fifa has a debuff because he's complacent in his role in the first team. Little does he know i've sold him to Man City. That'll teach him
wish you'd be sold to interesting bastards FC