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I think "princess" is a very pretty word.

Lum é gaúcha ela tem olhos azuis ela é germânica

What about "diarrhea"

wish i could also filter the brazilians that dont use use a brazilian flag

Ugly word

Why? Is it because of the girls? Thank you

filter words such as

blue

white

iceland

blonde

lum

german

Whats your favorite names for girls?

If that was the name of a flower you'd be saying it's a beautiful word.
I'd name my daughter diarrhea in that case

Alexis

queeria

a lot of penis enjoyers in /cum/ tonight.
shouldn't be surprised i guess.

virginia, dulce, lilian, karen

You should always name your daughter after your wife because when you call her to bring you a beer you get two beers

tit niggering ass carpet

HOLD ME NOW
I'M SIX FT FROM THE EDGE AND IM THINKAAAAN
MAYBE SIX FEET
AINT SO FAR DOOOOOOOOOOOWN

Katarina

Why are mexicans the only brown people who aren't *completely* obnoxious on the internet? sure a few of them are but like all brazilians are shit, all turkroaches, all indians of course...

who is this fucking jackoff who keeps speeding down my block when its 1 block long

I read a book where the girl was named dorcas and I thought that was really cute

the sun always shines over bolivia
that anon is cool

down my street*

dorkass

Just saw a Lady Gay

Lofthæna
Bergljót
Gríma

I read a book

Enid is a cute name. I'd probably give it to a dog or cat before a human though

These Bjork ass names

Ylfa, Zara

Kate
Sarah
Diana
Lindsey
Lauren
Clarabelle/Claribel
Mallory
Elise
Whitney
Molly

They are all terrible names, but only an icelander would know that

Ragnheiður

lol

ok 12 year old fat ginger bully from every movie ive ever seen

Siobhan
God I wish I were Irish so I could name my daughter Siobhan

It was the name of a Danish girl I met in Brazil she was beautiful she had long blonde hair, fair skin and green eyes

You are not a real person

That's my mother's middle name

milk hotel?

Can this Egyptian guy be banned please?

kek

is it that bot?

Laura is a cute Mexican girl name I love Laura

Laura is a white lady name too
My great grandmother was named Laura

Hi My name is Daniel and My friend Lalo recommend using Anon Babble to learn English.

it certainly seems like a bot

I met a white girl with blonde hair and blue eyes and her name was "Emilia" these german white niggas giving their girls latin names what the fuck name your girls helga or some other name that is germanic

drinking milk

If I ever had a daughter (Scots/Irish background), top of the list would be something like:

Elizabeth

Cecily

Charlotte

Margot

Siobne

Helga

No thanks

my gramma's name is french

Wow she was hot
Do you think she shaved her armpits and legs?

You should be able to filter him like so

Hello Daniel, how are you today?
My name is "none of your beeswax" from the great American state of Commiefornia. Nice to meet you.

Thank you. How do I filter the Brazilian with the US flag? Thank you

Wilhelmina

I don't like the name "Theresa"

Everything is such a goddamn hassle.

I like that name, but as with many names it needs to have a good matching last name. I think that a French surname would go great with Theresa.

Catherine.

/^Egypt$/ boards:int; stub:no;

I don't know but I don't like when girls shave. I fucking love girls with blonde hairy arms and legs and the full blonde bush. I don't like dark hair though how about you thank you

feel ugly

Get cheeks clapped

Still feel ugly

Not supposed to be this way

that's because beauty is on the inside dumbass, and you're still ugly there :3

let me clap ur cheeks baby then you'll feel hot

I fucking hate dark hair it feels so fucking dirty. I feel like if girls have dark hair they have to shave it all if they have red or blonde then I don't want them to shave anything. How about you thank you

Fuck you. I'm flipping you off through the screen asshole.

just ate THREE oreos

but Im out of milk :(

THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE
AND CHRIST I DEFY

Fatso just drink my man milk

Imagine having a girlfriend that you could suck milk from her fair skinned breasts and pink nipples

Imagine having a girlfriend

you lost me

Who here wants to be socked by me

N

me in the left in the dress, you on the right getting your face punched in

I would get you in a full nelson and start swinging you around

I'm sorry Daniel I wasn't trying to be mean. I hope that you're having a good day and that you enjoy your time here.

You can't run from those

I'd kick you in your psycho tranny balls

Hi Daniel. I suffer

*calls the cops on u*

sure you would, manlet freak

How did you know I'm a manlet

I like weed a lot. I’m looking forward to getting high after I finish my workout. I’m no fan of Trudeau but I am glad he did the legal weed thing.

DUDE

you're team edward
i'm team jacob
we are not the same

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM TRUE YANKEES YOU INSANE TUMOUR PEST PARASITE.

COCAINE BELONGS IN COCACOLA

Team Edward chads rape team Jacob cucks

i recognize that bulge

The deepstate did a pretty genius and hilarious move imo, they got the natives to chimp out against albertan separatism, because alberta is mostly indian land, which gained support from the libtards, so basically they cant split, alberta will keep being the oil paypig of the capitals, keep paying my neetbux bitch, you will never leave

what the FUCK is the matter with you

That is indeed garbage

redditleaf is on neetbux

not surprising

LOOOOL SPINNY

N

only 2 cigarettes left 2bh

That cat wow what a big fat

Couldn't sleep at all so I wasted money on getting delivery from the 24/7 doughnut breakfast place and started watching the sopranos

Sounds comfy

24/7 doughnut delivery

Americans have it pretty good

Didn't realize how much dairy I consume until I got this cold

popped an ibuprofen and my back still hurts

I still gotta work tomorrow I'll just phone it in it's Friday anyway

big waste of money but what else am I gonna do stare at the ceiling for another 6 hours?

I cant get work

Why? Boyfriend too rough?

I have sciatica, asshole

Jason....

I fucking hate that I have insomnia I wish I could sleep early like the icelandic from iceland

I don't think dairy actually does increase your nasal mucus

I wish I could sleep early like the icelandic from iceland

Before midday?

I just asked grook and he said it does.
You tried to sabotage my night

Favorite DBZ character?

I warned it

Adolf Marine Sanders

seeking femboy gf

That is not true

about to watch destiny

for me, its yamcha

Based

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If anyone responds to this post I'll cut my cock off

Don't do that

Got bored and closed the video 3 seconds in

Longest zoomer attention span

if a video doesn't have penis music and a gmod prop surfing video on the side of the screen it sucks

Penis music?

The history of trunks

Women are just humans

any ugly retards itt?

I am handsome and intelligent

go away normalfag

imagine not knowing penis music bruh

I'm starting to think this destiny gimmick isn't going anywhere

ugly retards are the bedrock of /cum/

i look like this

Why are you talking about me?

there are cute untouched virgin boys browsing right now

Someone just walked past it while holding a freshly baked pie

And apparently one creepy ass homo

I want to see her other pics

What's up with that dimple?

grim

All my niggas...

the shit I just took suddenly came alive and now it's begging for it's life. what do i do? its stinky and i want to flush it but i also don't want to deal with the psychological burden of ending a life with potentially human level intelligence. i also don't want to deal with the existential burden of trying to rationalize the fact that the poop can talk and has thoughts, and what that means for the future of my bowel movements

the gta series is overrated

here's a real controversial take
Red Dead Revolver was more fun and interesting than Red Dead Redemption 1 or 2

Its amazing how much elastigirl porn is just total dogshit

One who doesn't care is one who shouldn't be
I've tried to hide myself from what is wrong for me

Me.

Why yes, I am SUPER
Stupid
Ugly
Peculiar
Erratic
Racist

your fate is to grow up and be someone's eccentric uncle one day

im meant to be a reclusive magician who spends his days in an elaborate wizard manse making homunculi and releasing them into the villages to wreak havoc

yet alas i was spawned into the wrong gods universe

Try to fart

feels wet

because it was wet

mfw

Whatever the fuck i ate that was bad just kicked in.

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May chaos take the world, MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD, BURN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE MEANINGLESS RELIGIONS AND CULTURES, LET IT BE ASH

I was meant to be a piece of cannon fodder in a war.

relax, the sharting will stop eventually

I don’t give a single fucking shit about your dumbass kids you retarded bitch. Shut the fuck up and go back to where you came from

the best thing about tits is that theres 2 of them

So who is gonna win, the Jews or the Palestinians?

if you think so lowly of yourself, you should just become my slave. i will prepare quarters for you

i was meant to be aborted

Deathly hallows theme playing as background noise inside my head

The offer is open to you as well

I'm your lord and savior

you a bitch, kiddo, relax

No thanks, fag. Just because I was meant to die in a war, doesn't mean I'm going to be your slave.

What if I give you a more prestigious title?
You seem interested in death and violence, you can be my chief carnifex

Ever go to otakuthon?

Last year actually.

What if you loaded and prepared a gun, sucked the end of the barrel, and then pulled the trigger?
You're being more retarded than /cum/ usually is.
Just because I recognize that I should have died in a war, doesn't mean I'm going to give my life away to some faggot in /cum/. There's a massive difference between dying in service of your country, and being a slave to a Nintendie.
Don't reply to me again, with this nonsense.

I want a pet humunculus.

my poo today was really small
i'm wondering where the rest of the poo is and if it will ever reveal itself

Za bira manera delatera caraso

It's wild to think we have literally years and years of compacted shit in our bowels.

And I plan to go this year too. I got these Godzilla posters.

What would you do with it?

Just inject your semen into an egg and put it in a sock and leave it there for a month

gn

SHIT THE FUCK YOU WORTHLESS BROWN WASTE OF RESOURCES

get his ass

relax, mutt boy, you're gonna shit your pants

thats why i used to bully the other mex flags out of here

I dont go every year maybe every few years, for the novelty, but its a good place to find bitches and femboys

taco bell chicken nuggets are straight mid

stop eating nuggets you manchild lmfao

says man who can't afford nuggets

Ive entered the coughing stage of my cold, and also the nares of my nose being dry and sore from blowing my nose stage

I wouldn't eat that shit even if you paid me for it, but you keep eating that blended chicken waste, mutt, it fits you

So does ur moms pussy, because its super loose

yikes, filthy mutt with an equally filthy mind, you truly are what you eat and you're nothing but waste

It's 4am. I'm hearing birds singing and I haven't slept of the night.
I'd rather meet the one of the left than the one on the right.

I experience suicidal ideation but I have no desire to kill myself. I will live! I will leap into the sky and eat the sun!

That's so idiotic lmfao

Thank you Mexico. I will be a great idiot.

Chinese people eat cats and dogs.

4 more hours of toil. It's not so bad but I broke a strap

Just spewed.

is it weirder to be disgusted by bananas or pickles

MhanxdAmericans please accept the Catholic faith now that Pope Leo has been elected, it's time for Protestantism to end

You can put pickles on my burger, but banana?

You want to talk trash? Go be a garbage man