Let's discuss who will be the spiritual leader of our catholic countries. Prostcucks countries like america are not allowed, go worship israel or something
i'm a Zuppi bro
/Conclave general/
Any progressive
This week in cucktholic news, is the new cuckpope a nogger? Tune in to find out
plz let me in all my ancestors have been Catholic for thousands of years
i couldn't care less it's gonna be some italian or euro who won't do shit about the neopentecostalization of latAm
I'd vouch for a middle-eastern Pope. He'll placate the liberals but definitely would be tough on Muslims and cultural issues.
The hesitation to elect a new pope strongly indicates that the leading options are either a BBC or a Pinoy
And soon you will be literally worshiping a literal nog
worshipping trees
unironically based
I need a Sri Lanken Pope
I hope they choose me :)
the asian dude
solidarity for the r/asianmasculinity bros
they need one win please
he's the most progressive of the lot though
he actually is all that the right wrongly accused Francis of being
Prostcucks countries like america are not allowed
There are more Catholics in the US than in Italy.
What do you think the Church should do about Pentecostals? They seem OP in poor countries where people are desperate to believe in shit like faith healing.
if the american one is elected he is the anti christ, simple as
The fact that it's not fast means it's an Italian and the non-whites have been booted out.
anything is better than nothing.
Hehehe :3 he is my goat
IT'S HAPPENING
Prostcucks countries
so you meant Brazil?
IT'S PIZZABALLA
WHITE SMOKE
HABEMUS PAPAM CONFIRMED
oh shit, who?
anyone but a shitalian
IT IS HAPPENING
BLACK BULL POPE INCOMING
The black man won!
tagle
a
g
l
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WHO IS IT
WHO IS IT
WHO IS IT
TAGLESISTERS.... IT'S OVER.
THREAD THEME
youtube.com
aaaany minute now
Papa "No queers allowed here" Pizza
the american actually won
holy fucking kek
How long until they reveal the winner?
less than an hour
bruh i just finished jerking off and about to sleep and then checked the live suggestion on youtube and here we are with the white vape
maybe 30 more mins
A B O N G O
OF THE
C O N G O
One of the experts said that the asian cardinals are the best networked one and that they want an asian pope
It's still going to be a full hour
papal name bets
please be black please be black please be black
IT'S TIME
POPE PASTA THE I
Francis II is safe but who knows
people think we'll get a new pope today
losers
It's another white dude!
Enter Cardinal Robert Sarah
that pic
Bro mustve layed pipe in his youth
POPIZZA
I'm with Tempesta, Rio de Janeiro Archbishop of Rio de Janeiro
If it's Pietro should we be concerned about the Prophecy of the Popes?
you will get a nazi again the west needs a warpope now to tell the prols to die for markets.
dagos
white
black pope
then end of the world
bro's name is Tempesta? That's metal as fuck
This shithole will chimp out if he doesn't win
EWTN confirms it's Pizzaballa
It's me
HABEMUS PAPAM
HABEMUS PAPAM
HABEMUS PAPAM
HABEMUS PAPAM
HABEMUS PAPAM
PLEASE SAUCE
This shithole will chimpout if he wins
Sauce? I'm hoping it's him.
We haven't had a Clement or Alexander in a while
the pope is Scott Mechlowicz
It's Parolin no doubt
the swiss guard is so goofy, but at the same time they look rad how come
The struggle is an all out doctrinal conflict between Jesuits (leftist, creators of socialist doctrines such as Synodal path and Liberation theology) against Opus Dei (conservatives, elitistic, synthesized the heretical Calvinist postulate on hard work as a means of salvation with Catholic doctrine)
tfw ywn be a swiss guard
pain
What if they make me the pope...
THE BAND IS MARCHING
please please please please please be the negro because it would be soooo fucking funny
It's another European pope, my brother is one of the swiss guard
Digits says it's a black pope
Hello thirdiebros
If dubs then it's Pizzaballa
Jesuits
super organized strategic 180 iq average masterminds
Opus Dei
a herd of mouth breathing retarded racists
ITS PIZZABALLA
TURN ON CNN
My sources confirm Pontifex negro
guys pls post qts in the crowd shots
imagine if it is a brazilian
this is like star wars
If single then it's Parolin
Dubs confirms it's the asian dude.
nigger
rolling for Pizza
if zero he's non-white
Ratzinger clone incoming
filipino pope would be kino
The asian guy is the gay one right? While the nigga pope is the anti gay one?
I have a contact inside the Vatican, its Pizzaballa
if pizza i'm eating domino tomorrow
Which of the cardinals is the hottest? I vote for him.
It's JPII, re-emerging after achieving lichdom.
faye reagan is missing because she is the new pope
DUBS CONFIRM
The band is full of geezers goddamn
so argentinian again?
Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum, habemus Papam. Eminentissimum ac reverendissimum Dominum, Dominum Cobsonium, Sanctæ Romanæ Ecclesiæ Cardinalem, qui sibi nomen imposuit Spadesonium I.
CRINGE
Im gonna lose 10k if its not the flip
Big problem for cucktholics is that if God is real faith healing and shit should be too
will the entirety of the Philippines kill themselves if he isn't the new pope?
tfw gacha games could feature the pope
KINO
Pope Bibisi I, from Africa
Pope Besungu Is coming!!
Who will it be?
kek
Pope Dominus I
Pizza
bruh
Im thinking of start going to a orthodox little church near me. catholicism is doomed.
They'll kill themselves because he'll make them look bad
was that OJ simpson???
REROLLING FOR PIZZABALLA
Catholicism will live forever
BRAZILIAN POPE
fratelliii di italiaaa
Kek
We'll see about it once the flip pope allows sodomite married priests
woah
Why would you bet on this
what name do you think the new Pope will take up
Pope Floydus I naming himself for Saint Floyd, a paragon of the people and bringer of charity to local stores via fake bills
never gonna happen
Africanus
Francisco segundo
George
Live stream
Parolin just exploded on polymarket
Is there insider trading?
Italian military uniforms look even more gay than the mountain Jew guards
Trallalerus
There has never been a Maltese pope…
…until now?
Parolin- John XXIV
Sahurius I
hello brothers
It's gonna be the philippinx
NEW POPE JUST FLEW ABOVE MY HOUSE
utterly insane that people think the church compromising with the world and following the world will grant it its future when the people they are appealing to are the most anti church of the lot lol
one bet away from making it
how many bings and bongs until the reveal?
Sixtus sextus
Are they correct?
Hatsune primeiro
bout three fiddy
Drop the vpn, Alex
imagine if it's that fat American that looks like John Goodman
What if the new Pope is Indian
lmao whatever you say
This might be insider trading indeed.
dump it
Who's Filoni?
Pro-inmigration, pro Palestine, anti nationalism pope
Holy fuck I hope not
We will get a +50 prestige if Tagle is pope.
Pope Pajeet I, FINALLY
Yes, but if you bet on conclaves you deserve it lol
I saw a flag with a beheaded moor, we're going home lads
I-is that... Current thing... I must GOOOOOOMBLE
The guy behind Star Wars The Clone Wars
did my boy Pizza Mozarella win?
Who was Pope Francis’s pick?
fucking show already, i need to go to the gym mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Pietro Parolin, they were best frens
pro Palestine
Would be rather awkward to be anti-Palestine when they have a guy there
an absolute hack
indian flag spotted
work out while watching
Sugondvs Nvts
WHY ITS TAKING SO LONG
snopes deconfirmed this, chud
leadstories.com
I feel bad for the non-elector cardinals
hey guys, what did I miss
Biggus Dickus
yeah seen that too
like it matters, the people will flow regardless.
VIVA LA PAPA
There is no pro-Israel candidate
Pierbattista Pizzaballa
the name is real
kek
They dont think about you at all
Rapefugee pope
Whitest shitalian
Jew
don't translate 'black pope' to spanish
tralalero tralala
I hope it's an African pope. Africans actually believe in religion. Everyone else don't follow the Catholic principles, fake religious.
Taglebros...
i didn't like the guy because last election, duterte time he stepped on a landmine and become political but i feel like he's been misconstrued so much by twitter. he's much much more conservative than what you would read.
no but we'll get to the world ending faster. like prophesized.
WTF
Who won?
it's going to be a boring italian, isn't it?
pope Vapidwhorius I
I'm minutes away from switching to orthodoxy
Who are these guys & what's their endgame?
Russia
literally fake
man it must be so cool to live inside vatican city forever
most intelligent atheist
whitest italian
ha caido la Iglesia
Pope Sheinberg Goldsteinfinkel
Vatican janitors
Brrr Patapim
looks like pigeons
I was a little kid when Pope Francis was elected
where to updoot?
How much fucking time does he need to put on the Pope clothes??
100% identitarian
Habemus mammum
Fucking newfags
bro just enjoy the moment, it has been like this since nearly 2000 years
Will this be The Return of the Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?
They're performing skin whitening surgery on him
guy with a tan is not white
Retard
A nigga pope is too sudden. They have to slowly transition from white, brown to black or the sheep might get spooked.
he is too fat for the clothes (he is american)
What's their salary?
there have been 2 popes of jewish descent, the first and most obvious is peter. the other is evaristo
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
1 MINUTE
thats when i first started posting on Anon Babble i was like 13
Have you seen the fancy robes they wear?
imagine if the old fuck got so excited he got a heart attack
Proofs?
So you think it's one of the Italians then
Revenge of the Sith
So that's what they did to Francis
SAAR HE IS DALIT SICILIAN SAAR
HWERE IS THE FUCKING POOOOOPE
I AM POPE... STEVE
get the fuck out newfags, if you didn't see João Paulo Segundo you're basically a fetus
the new pope announces the final crusade along with the muslim's final jihad against Israel.
would be kino.
What do you think the pope is doing right now?
He bought?
Jeb
grandma had a picture of him
LEBANON MENTIONED
I AM CRASHING THE FUCK OUT WHERE IS THE FUCKING POPE
what's taking so long?
gooning
chill, he's handshaking every single cardinal
Digits for sarah
Cranking out a fat one
his bbc cant fit in the holy underwear so they are making a quick new pair
crying, his life will be infinitely harder until he dies
t.CIA agent working with the cartel.
not even papabile bro
Why are there so many thirdies in the crowd
obsessed, take your meds
News here are saying he's giving a quick hug to every cardinal
He's being briefed on the DaVinci code and meeting the secret Jesuit Anti-Pope
Research the demographics of global Catholicism
imagine being elected pope and you don't wanna
I have news about where most Christians are
where do you think catholics live
thinking about what he'll say
Anyone can be elected bro
while we're waiting, who was the last Pope to have come from your cunt?
religion is free
You dont have to accept
you can decline I'm pretty sure
You can refuse
Need Italian or French or Briton gf.
The longer the pope takes time to get out, the longer it makes me think its some fat old bastard
...
secret Jesuit Anti-Pope
Mods should sticky this desu
it's happened before
the changing room where they put on the pope-robe is unironically called room of tears because they often get overcome with emotions when it's time to put on the clothes for real
New pope is shitposting ITT, say hi to him
what if the pope is massively obese
wtf
wtf damn
IT'S BEEN DECIDED
he's guaranteed to be old, these dudes need term limits or smth
Tagle is the flip flag ITT
kino
they will have to deal with the muslim hordes on their own
Most would refuse just to be humble, that way more people would push that the person deserves it.
when i was in the vatican its mad how brazenly sinful some people act like trying to cut in line
33 AD
Vghhhhh...
black bros we lost..
Tagle comeooon
me on the left
lmao based.
brother kiss/holy kiss
agent provocateurs
ABOMINATIOOOOOON
Pope Jude Law was kino
Actually sayong that out loud is hilarious
Pope Jude Law
sticky this you worthless mods
Parolin confirmed
2025 is Mali
wut
Bells have been ringing for 10 minutes straight here, have they named the top hat guy yet?
italy... io kneelo...
actually from 1400 to 1800 it were spain and italy but from 700 to 1400 it was germany and france
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
this is why we can't have nice things
didn't you get the memo? sodomy is cool now. order of his holiness parolin
Zuppi won
there is a chamber next to the sistine chapel called Room of Tears where the newly elected pope changes into the typical pope attire for the first time
en.wikipedia.org
then he enters Saint Peter's Basilica and appears on its blacony
Does Vatican City's laws criminalize homosex acts?
I hope it's not Tagle, we Filipinos are fake religious just like everyone else, it's a way to virtue signal.
im a Catholic transgirl and i hope its parolin or tagle ^^
WHY IS THIS NOT STICKIED
Cool name
It's the center of Catholics (Latinxs to the west, Meds to the north, Bantus to the south, and Flips to the east)
Unironically disgusting
Imagine doing that in the Mecca, you'd get beheaded
based uwu
Jeb!
total zuppi victory
there's nothing gay about kissing another guy
Either that or he's being briefed on the Holy Order of Vampire Hunters
They'll post it on Reddit for five billion likes
NEW THREAD
It will a black pope, god wills it. Whether he has the votes or not, it will be a miracle.
or zuppi sorry i forgot about him he's a good name too!!
Hitlerius II.
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
Choosing a new name
Single handedly fighting each american cardinal to prevent a schism
Got a heart attack and they have to pick a new one
That's the centre of political/military power in Christendom, this measures the point at which there are equal numbers of Christians to the East, North, West, and South
TOP KEK
oh
it's ok they said "no homo" afterwards
monks probably
mfw there will never be a Mexican pope
POPE TYRONE JAMARCUS NGUBU I
Pope Goku I
kino movie
They're checking his genitals and chromosomes. That Conclave movie spooked them a bit.
Why is everyone freaking out over this? This is how men in Russia and Iberia greet each other.
*That's not what centre of gravity means, but whatever.
Cute.
new pope name -> Caius d'al Caelan Elson D'Avore Cazarosta
J E B
E
B
It's time
HAPPENING
who?
Chad Leon
WE WON AMERIBROS
American Pope
peruANOOOOOOO
Unitedstatian pope
America #1
americas hegemony is maintained
Based Greco-Roman traditions.
Thirdies and Europoors are seething
Leftist pope again
Chudistan on suicide watch
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
young pope
+70 yo
he had close ties with latin america, a moderate close to Francis' party line. That's all I know
thirdoid bros...
dont look...
He's supporting migrant and dreamers.
Thirdbros won again.
Anon... Don't check his Wikipedia page
the peruvians love him, apparently. I shall embrace him too
They fucking knew
He's 69, he could realistically live for 15 years and more
MY FELLOW AMERICANS
hahahajhahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahahahhah thirdie
you must be so fucking mad
ahahahahahahaha
you JINXED THE FUCKING POPE
YOU JINXED YOUR CHURCH IN YOUR SEETHE ABOUT US WHITES
us whites
mulatto pope, his grandparents are listed as black in the 1900 census
it's a win for us because it makes browns seethe
he could have been any race