HABEMUS PAPAM
/Conclave general/
first for tagle
dubs for Parolin
WHO IS IT?????
zuppi
pizzaballa
Are all Italians named after food?
If it’s American I’ll convert to orthodoxy
dubs and it's the blackest most conservative subsaharan cardinal
trips and it's the filipino lib
CHICKEN POPEY
DUBS FOR PIZZABALLA
jeb obviously
don't worry your country will be majority evangelical by the end of the decade
i'm a Catholic transgirl and i hope its either parolin, zuppi or tagle ^^
JEBIMUS I
Dubs for pizzaball
IT HAS BEEN AN HOUR COME THE FUCK ON
The Philippines is American
reminder that Luther was right and the catholic church bend on every single one of his points
What difference does it make which mask the devil wears? You'll still be a Satanist at the end of the day.
Pizzaballer bout to mog Parolin
JEB
what if the papa is japense
WE HAVE A DADDY
APOLOGIZE
GANBATTE
Put on the Fox News coverage and some guy started asking if the pope can turn the church conservative through executive orders like drumpf
First women pope I'm a right fellas
btw this thread belongs to Anon Babble or Anon Babble
icons of luce mandated in every church
Kek
AAAAAHHHHH
why are american catholics like this
Its time
Not a Catholic but Pizzabolla should win simply because he has funny name
WHITE GUY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What are you going to do about it
Dubs confirm.
HERE WE GO
ITS PAROLIN
HERE WE GO
ANNUNTIO VOBIS GAUDIUM MAGNUM
No. religion is cultural not political
that's not the pope retard
HE SAID THE THING
No way, I don't believe that.
I am the pope
if Pizzaballa wins, you should convert
That's a cardinal dumbass
who? prevost?
I called it. I knew it was time for another Leo.
It’s going to be another shitalian
LEO XIV
IT'S AN AMERIFAT
Literally who??
Pope Leo XIV
title drop
Leon 14
who?
BURGER POPE!!!!!
AMERICAN
IT'S HAPPENING
What name did he say, cardinal who?
AMERICAN POPE!!!!
okay
AMERICAN POPE
clowns
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm going to post Luce or ecchi Luce
Robert Francis
american
i'm atheist now
AMERICAN POPE
ROBERT FRANCIS PREVOST
FATTUS THE 1st
yank pope lmao
POPE LEO 14TH
IT'S FUCKING PROVOST
HOLY FUCK
AMERIMUTT POPE
USA USA USA USA
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
Argentinian pope
Burger pope
No Brazilian pope
get dabbed on hue.
Holy shit was that Bam Margera among the cardinals?
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AMERICAN POPE
AAAHAHAHAHAHAH
WILL THEY FINALLY CELEBRATE EASTER NOW?
Time to convert Joao
they literally voted for an american because of drumpf
kino, this dude can't stop winning.
Mac Donald the 1st
USA USA USA
french american pope
french american chad gta mc
we can't stop winning
Haha! Catholicism is a parody of itself!
Trump actually influenced the new pope to me america
he is the anti christ
it is over, jesus fucking christ
Trampus I ??????????
I kneel to my ameribros
WHAT THE FUUUCK
burger pope
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
papalist get fuuuuuuuucked
No black pope
Shame. Would've been hilarious
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEE
burger pope
we live in a really interesting time line.
BASED
THE CIRCUMCISIONS WILL STOP
you don’t get to take credit for this and also complain about french-americans pretending to be french
Pick ONE
americaca pope
see, it was none of the "favorites" but an outsider. impossible to predict, and the first unitedatatian pope.
there is a saying in italy that goes "people enter the conclave as popes and get out as cardinals"
american and peruvian pope
He is ultra progressist. You re retarded
AHHAHAAJ EHAAAT
will start*
also pray for Gaza
Progressive pope, parr peruvian part spanish. Let's goooo!!
so it wasn't over when Podestas and Biden got Francis to be pope???
what stream are you watching? for me they haven't announced any name yet??
MASS CATHOLIC CONVERSION OF THE US INCOMING
DEVS VVLT
How will McDonalds christian evangelist react to this, those retarded ass prosperity christians? where are the catholic looking churches in burgerland?
Wasn't Joe Biden a catholic? Can he be the catholic president?
MANDATORY CIRCUMSICION INCOMMING
Burger Pope
Is he progressive or conservative?
complain about french-americans pretending to be french
only scumbag irelel germoids and shitalian do that DOE
A new spanish speaking pope!
EWTN YouTube stream
lol the people outside are NOT happy
God no, we don't need Americans ruining catholicism.
this
Yes
IT'S OVER
Will ameriburgers stop bombing children for israel now?
moderate but was appointed by Francis so
gg ez
What's this new pope's philisophy, anybody know? Will he cry to drumpf about illegal immigrants and trannies?
This is basically St. Paul appointing a roman centurion to be pope
He votes republican for state and democrat for nationals
your church will be made into pentecostal worship now papalist
papalists will start worshipping israel now
Progressive, continuist of Franciscus.
Pope Leo is a cool fucking name though.
Nice.
Papichulo would have been so kino
They will do it twice as harder.
He was the compromise candidate for progressives. He's literally just Francis 2.0
HAHAHAHAHA BETFAGS LOST
JEBEMUS BURGAM
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Catolicthsim will go full woke now, thanks mutt
They went for the "Third Way" of """centrism"""
How gay.
Pro-migrants, anti-trannies
He was a cardinal for <2 years?
everyone seems pissed lol
The Vatican will now serve Chicago Deep Dish Pizza
Papichulo
LMAO
YOOOO
Will he cry to drumpf about illegal immigrants and trannies?
Apparently he's not pro drumpf.
This is probably the worst possible timing for a burger pope lmao.
How do they keep winning?
amerimutt
no black pope
hmmmmm
JEB!
E
B
!
ackshually I did it before
LMAO
Greetings to the United States.
Trump know it all along
Rigged AS FUCK, to be honest. Let me guess, this ritual is politicised, because mutt kept taking the Ls
is a Francis nigga
based
No Pizzabolla or BLACK kang its over
AMERICAN POPE=ANTICHRIST
END TIMES HAVE BEGUN
Americans rule the world
If it had been the philipino pope he'd have called himself Pope Inoy
Bro...
Pope came from Langley, Virginia
the new pope is PERUANO
replaces bread with ze bugs
you vil pray in ze metaverse
Keep seeing the pattern bros :(((((
wikipedia already updated
en.wikipedia.org
BASED TRUMP
Time to go look for that thread with AI Pope Trump
this is somehow worse than a nigger pope
Insane
He knew
My fellow believers...
WHAT PART OF CHICAGO ARE YALL FROM
Albany Park here
THE POPE IS FROM THE GREAT SATAN
THE POPE IS FROM THE GREAT SATAN
THE POPE IS FROM THE GREAT SATAN
is over? or it has begun?
put your bets on how many days it will take for Trump to call the new pope a woke traitor
AMERICAN POPE'S FIRST WORDS: AS CATHOLICS WE MUST SEND ONE GORILLION DOLLARS TO ISRAEL - REUTERS REPORTS
Oh, Lord, we're going to have to deal with so much Catholic nonsense when he comes to visit the States. Good God. Can we formally declare him a traitor and bar him entry?
Pope Leo XIV
go to wikipedia
ctrl + f "minors"
2 hits
ctrl +f "sexual"
Jesus fucking christ papalists are a walkig fucking meme
Mataderos
cope, seethe, gain height, get a clue
Should've prayed harder, bro.
Burger pope
It's over
on the contrary it was a high iq move
real 4d chess, sneaky catholics
Can somebody give me a rundown of this pope? Where is the Church headed now? Isn't he literally a young man
RETVRN TO TRADITIO.
EL PERUANO
non habemus papam
Ah, funny. First pope from the Mexicos. Could've been from Mexico proper, but I guess British Mexico is OK too.
Pope Francis continuist
the filipino in here earlier is on watch
rape of young boys will continue
Isn't he literally a young man
Yes just 69
America
Never
Stops
Winning
CHRISTIAN CIRCUMCISION MADE MANDATORY FROM DAY 1
Memphis (the largest street gangs here originated in Chicago)
Maybe he will cure USA
Americunt tactic because they kept taking the Ls, they want your oil, they want your gold, they want your tikotks, they want your payment system, AND THEY WANT THE POPE TOO????
He's american, the literal devil
Thread soundtrack:
youtube.com
2h
the Italian anthem, not the American one
Pope Or Something the 1st
get crackin' pablo
habetis diabolum. KEK!
He's fucking BROWN
thirdies seething
Just a kid
69
nice
we're in for a long one then
I want him to be a very vocal critic of Trump. Shit would be funny as fuck
Vatican will be the 51st state
lmao that nose shot
He looks like a pajeet
Are you retarded, maybe actually read what it's saying lmao
he's basically latinx
Realistically though who gives a fuck, you have to be retarded to be Catholic and the pope wields no real power except over preventing fags from marrying in a church (who gives a fuck)
Very nice.
That's gay
american pope starts speaking russian
Ive never heard of him if im being honest. Was he an underdog? How did he win?
KNEEL
pope good or pope bad
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH SUCK SHIT
Thinking this is a win for Trump
YEP THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S RIGHT KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTERS
this image makes sense now
I don't mind him, he seems a good pick
habemus papamcdonalds
helo where is burgers :DDDDD
yes? He protected people who rape young boys. Truly a patriot
stop mocking the pope you fools
The most trump deranged, of the highest concentration.
CHI-TOWN
In 2015 Cardinal Prevost became a naturalized citizen of Peru as confirmed by Peru's National Civil Registry
UHHMMM AKHTUALLY HE IS LATINX
You do realise that, as time goes by, the odds of a pope being from any country in Earth approaches 1, right? As in, by sheer statistics, right?
I assume you're seething
I shouldn't bother with you taco, but I'll bite.
Last pope was from my general region. I don't exactly mind a Peruvian/Mexican one.
Cringe as fuck
why is he speaking in mexican?
The vatican needed to secure burger gibs. That's it lol
PeruANO
closed the stream, fake and gay and retarded
you better convert now, bro
do it
AMERICANS
AMERICANS
AMERICANS
IS HE A FRIEND OF MEXICO OR ARE WE ROYALLY FUCKED?
I love him so much
Alea Iacta Est
Probably went like this:
most voted for tagle/pagolin first
conservatives said "NU-UH WE WANT A MORE CENTRIST CANDIDATE"
"YOU KNOW, SOMEONE WHO PROTECTED US FROM PEDO ALLEGATIONS"
The progressives said "Ok lets compromise with this dude from Chicago instead"
They knew
God acts in mysterious ways
None of these people are actually Catholic. This was primarily an ethnic ritual. To be expected of the pagan religion of the Romans, if you ask me.
He's a pro-migrant pope, you're fine.
do you think he ever finished undertale
he has a pope look to him
He's literally born in one of your taco countries dammit. Or at least in your Canadian colonies.
American Pope
Illiterate
Like clockwork
has french, spanish and italian heritage
truly american
they will use the pope to leverage more tarriff
will he ask his own country to stop nuking children and sending money to israel
an American Pope, never thought I'd experience it
this is a loss for thirdies and foreigners
thirdies/foreigners hate trump
ergo reply with trump to make them mad
american pope
huezilian tradcaths are seething it up
you jinxed the fucking pope of all things kek
your side lost papist
and he's a leftist
aahahahahahah
more humiliation rituals for your chud brown white supremaciasts online
seriously just kill yourself you're going to be seething so fucking much over the coming
what is this nigga sayin
Wtf
CRUSADE AGAINST IRAN CONFIRMED
DEUS VULT
He spent 35+ of his 69 years of life in Peru. I'd say he's closer to south america than north. Also he's not a fan of Trump.
he's latinx doe, he has peruvian citizenship
can't speak italian
Church will now serve Big Macs
based ameriPOPE shitting on chuddies
it's a big win for trumpt and i hate it
Isn't this dude more Peruvian than American tho?
How did this guy win? He wasnt even top 10 by betting odds. I mean good for him but how? Did he give a banger speech?
huge cutie just showed up on my stream
based
more gays for papists
he's american (brown)
he's a useful weapon to make foreigners mad
especially to undermine papist chuds
He's pro nuclear family but has pro migrant delusions
he's a lib
WHY DOES THE CHURCH HATE TRUMP!?!?!?!?!?
I need to wair for the terminally online zoomers and mentally ill boomers to say something before I can form an opinion
Brazil bro… your response?
we will butcher your language and you will like it
He could be in charge for 20 years then.
4th consecutive non-italian pope
what gives?
He's basically Pope Francis 2
The new Pope has a BSc in Math
I find this mildly amusing
He DOES look a bit like Jeb
huezilian tradcaths are seething it up
Confirmed as an assumptive/retarded maize picker.
I'm not really bothering with you further.
I think, it's probably a database artifact from renaming pages:
en.wikipedia.org
Larp moar
Wakey wakey
We're gonna get bombarded by politics by the american media machine even more, these motherfuckers ruined my YouTube algorithm.
woke latinx pope
win for trump
nigga what
lol
your flag has been seething
your side lost papist
Polish glowies organized this.
Are we getting ballot results or is it kept a secret?
What if the pinoy, bbc and moortalian all refused? that's why they settled for this guy?
I think that it's mostly to combat the idea that Christianity is that weird thing people in the Old World stick to, and that they only care about Europe. Cute, but whatever.
Betting markets can't affect the Cardinals. That's why
your flag has been seething
your side lost papist
You DO know, Latin, right anon? You don't need a translator?
SI SI PERU
SI SI CARIBE
woke popes are a win for us white chuds because catholic = brown and it undermines brown chuds who must learn their place and accept their church is pozzed and globohomo
HES SPEAKING SPANISH
TEAR
DOWN
THE
WALL
AMEN
You're naive if you don't think most everyone around Francis and the man himself wasn't doing the same shit.
If anything the Francis """reforms""" were a load of hot air that more often than not got in the way of or even reversed the progress made by the previous popes against Church corruption and graft.
Peru mentioned
They had it for 500 years straight. Give someone else a turn.
LATIN PRIDE
This is what you get for calling us mutts
fags in church are progressive and actually a gay club
How many years will he be in charge?
There's something about Euro and American high ranking church titles and their strong child raping aura.
keep this sticky active we ll use it for eurovision in 5 days same people will join nayway
pay respect to Peru
overlook Chicago, Il. USA
Hmm based departement ?
NEW
According to the NYT - he is NOT progressive.
Reform takes baby steps. He has completely reformed the church under his name. He is a good man.
yeah man jesus would never kiss and wash a brown foot
no way that was in the bible
he's american you idiot
and this guy is probably a pedo by the records, basically the exension of zionism and corrupts the cath even more
Não dê atenção ao catador de milho, isso aí tá chafurdando em suposições sem parar. Não vai sair algo interessante do focinho dele, sabe?
Francis was American as well, wasn't he?
Simply not Murrikan.
If it’s American I’ll convert to orthodoxy
You shouldn't. Orthodoxy varies greatly and is generally tied to the Orthodoxy church's county of Origin.The Bulgarian Orthodox Church is the first Slavic Orthodox Church. The Greek Orthodox Church is tied to the Byzantine Orthodox Church. Both have things from the local culture tied in. There is also the Russian Orthodox Chuch but that one is just an arm of the Russian government and is considerably younger. I do not believe in God but i still consider myself Orthodox Christian since this is part of Bulgarian culture and a lot of out old pagan cutoms were absorbed into our version of Christianity.
youtube.com
I personally don't understand ''converts''. How can you ''convert'' to something that is not yours, to something you have no ties with. I can understand being born into a religion and adopting the customs and celebrations but converting into a religion? I can't imagine that without some major loss of self or doing it a gunpoint.
Do you have your sacred items ready anons? If you hold them during the urbi et orbi livestream you get free consecration
First american pope speaks Spanish
O ALGO
yeah that's basically what happened inside the conclave. it's not that they refused though, they probably didn't want the votes
You have already seen them as a smoke mixed with chemical candles, they are ashes now.
I'll be attending Mass first thing in the morning
let me get the rosary
He's speaking Italian (and stumbling a bit)
pope from Chicago
lived in Chiclayo
looks like a chicano
progressive bishops are representative of the gay wing of the hierarchy,unironically. What one man does has little bearing. Catholicism has a gay mafia problem, evident by the victims.
Bros...
I personally don't understand ''converts''. How can you ''convert'' to something that is not yours, to something you have no ties with. I can understand being born into a religion and adopting the customs and celebrations but converting into a religion? I can't imagine that without some major loss of self or doing it a gunpoint.
You realise that Bulgarians weren't Christian forever right?
Catholic church
anything free
Dream on. They even charge you for dying. Because they can.
His family is from Peru, that's probably why Dmitri is calling him "latino".
Beyond that... meh, Mexico or USA or El Salvador, put those things all back in the maize farm and let them sort themselves, lol.
Should had been this one
youtu.be
burger pope
throwing out my crucifix and copy of the Shroud of Turin right now, fuck this I'm converting to islam
It's happening! Hold on to your relics
i kneel
i don't speak italian but i can tell his italian is dogshit
Italian father
French mother
Peruvian national
Oh, you could see the 2013 results on wikipedia thats why i asked
lel same
he is speaking in latin you moron
catholics online aren't actual catholics
they're brown latinx desperate to larp as european
they dont view catholicism as a religion
they're not christian.
(they commit heresy such as comparing pele to christ as a nation state e.g. brazil)
they view catholicism as a way they can larp as european/white/latin/med/roman
layers and layers of brown
he sounds better than francis and benedict xvi lol
he was speaking in italian for most of it you deaf tit
his latin is good
never bothered listening to them speak italian haha
No lmao he said sempre not semper
Has there even been a pro abortion cardinal? Even Francis was staunchly against it.
same thing would happen if kevin farrell had been elected he is cardinal in america not ireland
Can someone explain this to me?
Where are you hearing this guy talk? I got mildly curious.
chuds don't like him
Already a good Pope
You realise that Bulgarians weren't Christian forever right?
I do, the conversion was forcefull and violent. Did you miss the point where i say ''or doing it at gunpoint'', back then it was a saber/spear point. All Christians were some other religion first since Christianity itself as a whole is not that old.
this
Lol they elected him to dab on Orange Retard. Based.
child of immigrants
barely spent time in the US
centrist, but anti-chud
we got an american pope before GTA 6
lmao somebody else saw that drone?
goodnight lads, god bless all of u
Also why the fuck did they bring their flags to a religious thing?
What the hell is that? Is it really a sports game or something?
brasileiro irmãos... está tão acabado...
Thank you!
From the link the other anon shared I caught him talking in Italian (il giorno della supplica della Madonna di Pompei... nostra madre Maria...). His vowels are slightly fucked up, for example he pronounces "nostra" with a closed O, but otherwise it's fine. I was expecting worse.
Hello, me from 20 or so years in the future viewing this thread on the archive. Who is the new pope?
Leo XVI.
For further info check Wikipedia, the same way your time machine has access to AI Slop Times Anon Babble.
Ai slop
Leave
,,,,|,,,,
Here, have an AI-generated middle finger just for you.
He thinks it's AI
anon how many fingers do you have
Nah, I'm not talking about the pic. I'm saying the future will know our times as the "AI slop times" - when diffusion and large language models are good enough to generate slop people share, but not good enough to be interesting.
Not my hand, I generated the ASCII art through AI.
the nations of the world coming together is le bad
Oh, i see
what do you mean the king of popery is a yank?
He's named after the Pope who wrote Rerum Novarum
Flags represent countries, not nations.
And "coming together" is exactly the opposite of waving undergarments on poles showing tribal allegiance.
rerum novarum (of new things/matters)
Was this title clipped or something like this? It sounds broken, no idea why they picked genitive for that.
(De rebus novis - about the new things - would sound way better. Or even de re nova, it isn't like the plural is doing much here.)
Rerum Novarum
en.wikipedia.org
Its critizism of capitalism and socialism and calling for aid to the poor and working class. Leo XIII was also known as "the workers Pope"
Francis 2.0, likes poor, dislikes gays, against ordaining women
hopefully the leader we catholics need
I'm aware of the encyclical, it's just that the title sounded off, as if something is missing. You'd typically see the topic in the title being introduced by de+ablative, like Apicius with his "de re coquinaria" (about cooking matters = On Cooking).
But looking at vatican.va
Rerum novarum semel excitata cupidine
It's roughly "once the ardent excitements _of the new things_".
not good enough to be interesting
Are you stuck in early 2023?
en.wikipedia.org
I don't know latin but "de rerum X" is not a new thing. If you're criticizing the lack of "de" then the question is beyond my limited knowledge
+1
Not quite criticising; I just found it odd.
If you're criticizing the lack of "de" then the question is beyond my limited knowledge
Lack of "de" and the wrong case. The whole title is using the genitive, you'd expect the ablative. Note that your example uses the ablative where it matters (de natura = about the nature; de rerum natura = about the nature of the things).
But looking in the encyclical itself it made sense, it's less of a title and more like the first words of the text.
Pic or it didn't happen let's go brazilanon
Christ is King