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rorkes da edition

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REMINDER: this was the most diverse conclave in history!!!

It's me lads, you'll see my jumping off the baclony in a minute

Let us pray for the guidance of the Holy Spirit and the blessings of God on our new Bishop of Rome. In the spirit of charity and fraternal unity, please refrain from immediate ideological attacks against the new Roman Pontiff. Pray for him.

WHITE SMOKE ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Revelation 6:15-16

And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;

And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb

WHITE SMOKE

NEW POPE

WHITE SMOKE

NEW POPE

WHITE SMOKE

NEW POPE

oh yeah suddenly you're a catholic now? twat

Hoping we get deegs' thoughts on the new Pope in due course.

NEW POPE NEW POPE!
MAMMYYYYYYYYYYY!

have just eaten some banana bread

are you boys happy with the new uk - us trade deal

nth for the gyaldem

been a catholic my whole life me

Hosea 8:14:

For Israel hath forgotten his Maker, and buildeth temples; and Judah hath multiplied fenced cities: but I will send a fire upon his cities, and it shall devour the palaces thereof.

Jeremiah 21:14

But I will punish you according to the fruit of your doings, saith the LORD: and I will kindle a fire in the forest thereof, and it shall devour all things round about it.

Zephaniah 1:18

Neither their silver nor their gold shall be able to deliver them in the day of the LORD’S wrath; but the whole land shall be devoured by the fire of his jealousy: for he shall make even a speedy riddance of all them that dwell in the land.

is he a catholic or a prod?

who are you talking to angrymong

Do we get more brown cunts?

there's another pope!!!!

sedevacantists btfo

Grow up

he's a particularly spastic prod

ALL HAIL THE 2ND ENGLISH POPE

pretends to be catholic

WHO IS IT

I think repenting before christ is good and I love christ

so this will be the first zoomer pope

think they need to stop that smoke now, can't be good for the environment all that

pope mousenonce

fr fr on god

the yardidem coverin katie's modesty wid shein knickers

Gordon, who is not legally trained, led the questioning after a judge allowed it. He is now representing himself in the case and is not using barristers.

based durag lawyer

pontifex maximus rorcus I

bbc pope

thread claimed for based baphomet

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are we watching spurs man u or chelsea

135 CARDINALS YOU SLAAAAG

kek catholics are gonna to have to worship a literal nog as a pope

“And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.”

Numbers 21:6

just been elected pope lads

Sad how /brit/ will be torn apart by the India Pakistan conflict

wtf it's Pope Diego

oh MY days

You're such a cringelennial

alri

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pathetic that zoomers are catholics

it seems a new enemy has arisen...

wouldn't even be able to see him over the balcony railing

I'm divided between the paki pizza and the indian curry takeaways now, can't decide which side to support

might watch stranger things

Constance Marten has heavily criticised her "biological family" in an extraordinary cross-examination carried out by her partner and fellow defendant Mark Gordon during their retrial at the Old Bailey.

Gordon, who is not legally trained, led the questioning after a judge allowed it. He is now representing himself in the case and is not using barristers.

The couple stand accused of manslaughter by gross negligence over the death of their child, Victoria, whose body was found in a Brighton shed in March 2023.

On God why is this not televised

yeah? they scrapping again are they? crazy bunch of lads

bollocking a willy

Nigga heil Hitler

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Catholics rejoicing

Meanwhile Protestants...

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Pope Keir Starmer

What did she mean by this

I literally just posted that

about to make my appearance on the vatican balcony lads wish me luck

Some mf that nobody knows is going to stand on a balcony and everyone will cheer like their top pick just got drafted.

are you going to kiss some tasty refugee toes as well like your idol?

what shall your papal name be

Jealous?

NEW POOP

no, this is

this is only the 267th pope.

rorke

Pope Rorkus I

rank em

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Ordered some stuff online and when I got it half the stuff I ordered was missing.
Had to go through the online customer help thing and felt like I had to prove I wasn’t lying the entire time but they didn’t even seem to care.
Bit mad how companies just go “yeah okay here’s your refund”. Can’t be good for business.

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protestants would suck his dick

just choked to death on a pepsi max lid

Rodrigo Borgia
Now that was kino villain

321

at least they're adult cocks

my uncle works at the vatican and he says it's the ghanaian fella

celebrating sucking muslim dicks

prods are so weird lol

3 >> 2 > 1

this is my second conclave

omdsssssss

ain't no way bro

considering protestants are pro lgbt i wouldn't be so quick to throw that stone

catholics be like corr is that a dirty unwashed migrant foot? i must suckkk

yeah i'm definitely a protestant christian pal

finished work an hour early

bought myself a stainless steel pan

yank trade deal

new pope

portfolio up big

yes lads
what a day
might play some runey

is he ghana be the pope? heheh

oh my daaaaaaaaays, c*tholics arent going to be able to show their faces without getting the mick taken ever again

WOKE POPE

new pope elected

BBC cant talk about anything but how diverse the conclave is over and over

WHO IS IT

i can tell by the muslim cock in your mouth lol

Off home
Maybe burritos for tea
Maybe veggie burgers and chips

pope michael barrymore

catholic priests are just gay in private

no women though. not really good enough is it? not very representative

We have a new Pontiff

can't believe they picked jude law

stainless steel pan

good lad
none of that teflon muck for us

Shall be eating fish tonight to celebrate the new pope and his seagull heralds

213

holy fuck big sam is the new pope

the cardinals are telling me to go outside now because I'm the new pope but I'm on my phone and will not move from my chair

conclave too weeks to elect francis. but have now settled on a rorke pope in just 2 days

Got my arse bootyblasted by him so hard I had to double summon help

got to count our blessings I suppose

veggie burgers

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why are christcucks seething that I called priests paedos

"christians" showing their true face now that the pope is black LOL

alwight at the back

Can't fault Pope Francis he really put shit back on the map for them after all those scandals

parry him. simple as.

he'll keep them up
incelwalking onto the balcony

grow up mate

Better pray to the pope or the Vatican before I go rat tat tat again

2016mong, why are you so consistently the most boring poster on this board?

Pope Migrant Toe Licker VI

Give it to Giggsy till the end of the season

Take a look at this fellas

haha look at these little blue lads

as it should be

monkeypox mouth zesty ahh niggas

never heard of catholicism

pope ainsley harriott

POPE FLOYD

Trad Caths permanently and forever proven to be brown.

Clive Myrie just got told on BBC News
Wish people would do that to blacks more often

Joe ratsinger is back. 2nd term baby !!!

Can't imagine I'll be watching any football tonight
YouTube and a wank I think
Perhaps some avatar the last airbender

kek what happened?

321

absolutely not lad
i went to john lewis and bought a "stainless steel" pan but when i got home i realised its still a teflon pan, what a load of shite
didn't use it not even once. got myself a proper pan now, will leave this teflon shite in the lobby for someone else to have

Young katies
CREAMY

Corr

pope shiori novella(she's catholic)

spuds gonna get kwabbed by norwegian fishermen
should be funny

almost got drowned in a fountain by a gang of croatians but then i turned into a werewolf and tore them apart.

need to stop eating before bed cuz my dreams are getting mental.

Pope Peter II

pope kys

Liever Turks dan Paaps

get him out

Simply cannot booze like I used to. Just don't enjoy it anymore.

Hope it's not the gook

Stop discrimination against Irish Travelers

some v. pretty Catholic women on the stream

might convert after all

now that the us has access to uk fizzy drinks which one should i try first when it shows up in stores

Tomorrows shopping list
Am I missing anything?

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Pope Mousenonce

Pissed my bed from only 7 cans. Still smell like piss rn

It's going to be the gook isn't it
Fuck

irn bru and dandelion and burdock

so many bald cunts about where i am
spotted at least 5 over the course of 20 minutes of walking

i always knew /brit/ was a catholic general

pope ho lee fuk

why does he want everyone to buy US beef so much

Might cut my willy off and start using women's toilets

Nigga lives in Norwood-on-Thames

Irish diaspora worshiping a nog Pope

Meat

Rorke raging when I get in and kiss my dog on the lips

most posters here are glaswegian so it makes sense

why are you a catholic and not an orthodox christian

Lol

6 inch dildo
cock cage

fizzy juice
apples
toothpaste

dishwasher rinse aid

chickpeas

new pope mousenonce

:)

pope tobe !!

dis nigga lives in a fun fair house of mirrors

I am the irish diaspora you were warned about

IT'S AN AUSSIE
POPE BOGANUS

wasn't funny the first 10 times

10B boeing procurement

looking forward to the incoming plane crashes

pope cronem

REMINDER: this was the most diverse conclave in history!!!

someone dies and suddenly everyone cares after decades of not giving a shite

It's pope julian sutcliffe. wow!

Pope Nassim Dehouche

Actually fuck it I'm having pesto pasta for tea
Might whip out the posh stuff
A bit of linguine pesto

Pope Nigerius Backshots

the pope died. that is how I became catholicism

condoms

pestocunt loves his pesto

did you know there were cardinals from myanmar AND papua new guinea???

skibbidi pope

On an exercise bike right now as I’m typing this

Based.

I-It's him! The Pope of Kvatch!

I did!!

What does The Pope do?

on my knees praying to jah as I'm typing this

if you can focus on typing you aren't working hard enough

pope boring virgin freak cunt

pope rasclaat

The Orphaned children of the west will make this disgusting Niggercattle World burn like a Funeral Pyre

might get some beers then if that's alright with you de lads

got an attitude don't you dashka

Big talk from a small man

Cronem coverin Katy's dignity wid Shein knickers

congratulations on your new job

bored now. where is this cunt

literally care only a single iota about the pope and that single iota is dedicated to posting about how little i care it

Completely superfluous

STRAY PAKI NUKE JUST HIT ST PETER'S

Whom'st

feels like a fried egg

pope deez nuts in yo mouf

based

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need a real pacey pope like Ngubu

we need to refocus on the gherkin building. plenty of young tings getting it right now

on a Thursday Jeremy?!

Might finish off half a bottle of wine hanging about from Sunday
It's Thursday after all weekend eve

oops forgot I installed Anon Babble XT and all my filters need to be updated
bye bye incel freaks LOL

thank god Belgium flag is back, can’t stand your new Egyptian gimmick it doesn’t get any reaction

far right racist rorke you tit you utter tit rorke

well leftypol?

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pope katie price

Pls be a leftypol pope pls be a leftypol pope Pls be a leftypol Pls be a leftypol Pls be a leftypol Pls be a leftypol

thank god Belgium flag is back

i wouldn't know x

heard that the pope will come and give the gherkin a blessing ceremony

white smoke has been seen erupting from the top of the gherkin, indicating the election of a new Papal Bull

shit in the woods

half a bottle of wine

2 glasses

What's even the facking point at that point?

Making this my linkedin description

It's not him you fool

Speak with God and enact His plans usually.

he's milking it a bit here lads

the cronclavem

it's unsauceable sorry

Thank you! Thank you! You're far too kind.

two words:
sneed pope

got diarrhea trying to force its way out of my ass right now but I need to see the pope come out in real time

had to go take a poo

just got word Huw Edwards has been elected as pope

where do the boys deposit keys to their cock cages?

Oh my days
Timmy couldn't get a white wife so got a Thai mail order
This is the result

Remember when dele alli went on tv crying about how he got raped lol

bare battylcaat in babylahn need Him guidance

ah yes, wow I’m convinced! Thanks Belgium cuck

chinese pope

NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

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new popes probably dead

Are you Irish Diaspora? Anti-white posts like that are typically made by such.

shieeeeeet

Lovely new road markings
Almost blinding in their intensity

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Say nun

Based

diego is currently praying for a blackie

you like dem pangpangs dont u LOL

yesterday whoever this new pope is was just a normal bloke down the pub or whatever then tomorrow all the catholics will be kissing his ring and kneeling to him. proper mental why does there need to be a pope he doesn't get a phoneline to god or anything

That's like two hours of drinking

reckon they just picked the one with the best traits?

just found out who you are all from this photo

Yeah it's almost like they want people to see the road markings

anti-white posts

mocking racemixers

here in ontario and quebec they used this "environmentally friendly" experimental road paint for years and years that doesn't reflect light if its even slightly wet so when they paint over the lines the black tar is more reflective at night than the actual lines it's like driving around in a 3rd world country

he doesn't get a phoneline to god or anything

Erm yes he does its in the contract

nah the one with the best focus tree
italy will have a civil war in 70 days

Almost blinding in their intensity

ktamf [kek those are my farts]

Shaking my head whenever i see a nonwhite on the telly

The implication is that 'Timmy' (read: white men) is undesirable to white women
It's anti-white cuckoldry.

white timmy's protectin dey pang pangs wid dey lives lol

pope muhammad

our road markings also don't survive being scraped by snowplows so half the roads in our capital city aren't marked and it's like driving around new dehli

you'd think the leafs would have a handle on the snow shit ya know

that picture clearly shows a hapa
it's usually a white father/gook mother

and it's like driving around new dehli

bet thats not the only reason

Ottawa seems really nice

apparently the previous pope was a proper introverted incel runt before he was elected
maybe rorke needs to become pope, finally finally force him to crawl out of his shell

just saw the new pope, he's not what i expected

watching the ally pally pope off. where do the fans poo

according to my parents we used to but nowadays the roads look like they've been bombed out
didn't even think of that lol
I like it here but the infrastructure is fucking TERRIBLE
do NOT look up the state of our public transit system

just seen a bird take a 55cm tentacle dildo down her throat

boring you lot
proper fucking boring

I think they were referring to Ratzinger

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Pour me up a double shot of whiskey

FEMALE POPE

Alri yank

You know me and Jack Daniels got a history brother

reckon I could be cardinal one day

the guy is a chinese stooge (unironically)

can we have an irish pope please i love their accents

nigger vs yellow monkey

Why is europe that fucked

asians sometimes eat live octopus, sure it wasn't it?

Probably going to be another fucking italian

Watching the pope livestream while I'm pooping haha x

HABEMUS PAPAM MOUSENOUNCE

archdiocese of Anon Babble

pope pasolini

When will there be an Italian-American pope? This is anti Italian-American discrimination.

im an ironic chinese stooge

Time for a British Pope I reckon.

martin scorsese????

my delivery driver on a friday night

Wonder what Aisha makes of all this

Was a bit racist to be faiir

THE POPE JUST HEADBUTTED THE AYATOLLAH
THAT'S A STRAIGHT RED

oh

well, that's that then.

right, well why can't the pope be asian or black rorke? haha sad bastard ye are man *starts river dancing*

what is janny playing at? fs

Pope Shagger I is planning to revoke clerical celibacy

based
no racism allowed

Janny on a fucking mad one

CIGARETTE BREAKS OVER AT ST. PETERS

we won rorke