rorkes da edition
/brit/
REMINDER: this was the most diverse conclave in history!!!
It's me lads, you'll see my jumping off the baclony in a minute
Let us pray for the guidance of the Holy Spirit and the blessings of God on our new Bishop of Rome. In the spirit of charity and fraternal unity, please refrain from immediate ideological attacks against the new Roman Pontiff. Pray for him.
WHITE SMOKE ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Revelation 6:15-16
And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;
And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb
WHITE SMOKE
NEW POPE
WHITE SMOKE
NEW POPE
WHITE SMOKE
NEW POPE
Seagulls are the holiest of birds
oh yeah suddenly you're a catholic now? twat
Hoping we get deegs' thoughts on the new Pope in due course.
NEW POPE NEW POPE!
MAMMYYYYYYYYYYY!
have just eaten some banana bread
are you boys happy with the new uk - us trade deal
nth for the gyaldem
been a catholic my whole life me
Hosea 8:14:
For Israel hath forgotten his Maker, and buildeth temples; and Judah hath multiplied fenced cities: but I will send a fire upon his cities, and it shall devour the palaces thereof.
Jeremiah 21:14
But I will punish you according to the fruit of your doings, saith the LORD: and I will kindle a fire in the forest thereof, and it shall devour all things round about it.
Zephaniah 1:18
Neither their silver nor their gold shall be able to deliver them in the day of the LORD’S wrath; but the whole land shall be devoured by the fire of his jealousy: for he shall make even a speedy riddance of all them that dwell in the land.
is he a catholic or a prod?
who are you talking to angrymong
Do we get more brown cunts?
there's another pope!!!!
sedevacantists btfo
Grow up
he's a particularly spastic prod
ALL HAIL THE 2ND ENGLISH POPE
pretends to be catholic
WHO IS IT
I think repenting before christ is good and I love christ
so this will be the first zoomer pope
think they need to stop that smoke now, can't be good for the environment all that
pope mousenonce
fr fr on god
the yardidem coverin katie's modesty wid shein knickers
Gordon, who is not legally trained, led the questioning after a judge allowed it. He is now representing himself in the case and is not using barristers.
based durag lawyer
pontifex maximus rorcus I
bbc pope
thread claimed for based baphomet
are we watching spurs man u or chelsea
135 CARDINALS YOU SLAAAAG
kek catholics are gonna to have to worship a literal nog as a pope
“And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.”
Numbers 21:6
just been elected pope lads
Sad how /brit/ will be torn apart by the India Pakistan conflict
wtf it's Pope Diego
oh MY days
You're such a cringelennial
alri
pope fragrance
pathetic that zoomers are catholics
it seems a new enemy has arisen...
wouldn't even be able to see him over the balcony railing
I'm divided between the paki pizza and the indian curry takeaways now, can't decide which side to support
might watch stranger things
Constance Marten has heavily criticised her "biological family" in an extraordinary cross-examination carried out by her partner and fellow defendant Mark Gordon during their retrial at the Old Bailey.
Gordon, who is not legally trained, led the questioning after a judge allowed it. He is now representing himself in the case and is not using barristers.
The couple stand accused of manslaughter by gross negligence over the death of their child, Victoria, whose body was found in a Brighton shed in March 2023.
On God why is this not televised
yeah? they scrapping again are they? crazy bunch of lads
bollocking a willy
Nigga heil Hitler
Catholics rejoicing
Meanwhile Protestants...
Pope Keir Starmer
What did she mean by this
I literally just posted that
about to make my appearance on the vatican balcony lads wish me luck
Some mf that nobody knows is going to stand on a balcony and everyone will cheer like their top pick just got drafted.
are you going to kiss some tasty refugee toes as well like your idol?
what shall your papal name be
Jealous?
NEW POOP
no, this is
this is only the 267th pope.
rorke
Pope Rorkus I
rank em
Ordered some stuff online and when I got it half the stuff I ordered was missing.
Had to go through the online customer help thing and felt like I had to prove I wasn’t lying the entire time but they didn’t even seem to care.
Bit mad how companies just go “yeah okay here’s your refund”. Can’t be good for business.
protestants would suck his dick
just choked to death on a pepsi max lid
Rodrigo Borgia
Now that was kino villain
321
at least they're adult cocks
my uncle works at the vatican and he says it's the ghanaian fella
celebrating sucking muslim dicks
prods are so weird lol
3 >> 2 > 1
this is my second conclave
omdsssssss
ain't no way bro
considering protestants are pro lgbt i wouldn't be so quick to throw that stone
catholics be like corr is that a dirty unwashed migrant foot? i must suckkk
yeah i'm definitely a protestant christian pal
finished work an hour early
bought myself a stainless steel pan
yank trade deal
new pope
portfolio up big
yes lads
what a day
might play some runey
is he ghana be the pope? heheh
oh my daaaaaaaaays, c*tholics arent going to be able to show their faces without getting the mick taken ever again
WOKE POPE
new pope elected
BBC cant talk about anything but how diverse the conclave is over and over
WHO IS IT
i can tell by the muslim cock in your mouth lol
Off home
Maybe burritos for tea
Maybe veggie burgers and chips
pope michael barrymore
catholic priests are just gay in private
no women though. not really good enough is it? not very representative
We have a new Pontiff
can't believe they picked jude law
stainless steel pan
good lad
none of that teflon muck for us
Shall be eating fish tonight to celebrate the new pope and his seagull heralds
213
holy fuck big sam is the new pope
the cardinals are telling me to go outside now because I'm the new pope but I'm on my phone and will not move from my chair
conclave too weeks to elect francis. but have now settled on a rorke pope in just 2 days
Got my arse bootyblasted by him so hard I had to double summon help
got to count our blessings I suppose
veggie burgers
why are christcucks seething that I called priests paedos
"christians" showing their true face now that the pope is black LOL
alwight at the back
Can't fault Pope Francis he really put shit back on the map for them after all those scandals
parry him. simple as.
he'll keep them up
incelwalking onto the balcony
grow up mate
Better pray to the pope or the Vatican before I go rat tat tat again
2016mong, why are you so consistently the most boring poster on this board?
Pope Migrant Toe Licker VI
Give it to Giggsy till the end of the season
Take a look at this fellas
haha look at these little blue lads
as it should be
monkeypox mouth zesty ahh niggas
never heard of catholicism
pope ainsley harriott
POPE FLOYD
Trad Caths permanently and forever proven to be brown.
Clive Myrie just got told on BBC News
Wish people would do that to blacks more often
Joe ratsinger is back. 2nd term baby !!!
Can't imagine I'll be watching any football tonight
YouTube and a wank I think
Perhaps some avatar the last airbender
kek what happened?
321
absolutely not lad
i went to john lewis and bought a "stainless steel" pan but when i got home i realised its still a teflon pan, what a load of shite
didn't use it not even once. got myself a proper pan now, will leave this teflon shite in the lobby for someone else to have
Young katies
CREAMY
Corr
pope shiori novella(she's catholic)
spuds gonna get kwabbed by norwegian fishermen
should be funny
almost got drowned in a fountain by a gang of croatians but then i turned into a werewolf and tore them apart.
need to stop eating before bed cuz my dreams are getting mental.
Pope Peter II
pope kys
Liever Turks dan Paaps
get him out
Simply cannot booze like I used to. Just don't enjoy it anymore.
Hope it's not the gook
Stop discrimination against Irish Travelers
some v. pretty Catholic women on the stream
might convert after all
now that the us has access to uk fizzy drinks which one should i try first when it shows up in stores
Tomorrows shopping list
Am I missing anything?
Pope Mousenonce
Pissed my bed from only 7 cans. Still smell like piss rn
It's going to be the gook isn't it
Fuck
irn bru and dandelion and burdock
so many bald cunts about where i am
spotted at least 5 over the course of 20 minutes of walking
i always knew /brit/ was a catholic general
pope ho lee fuk
why does he want everyone to buy US beef so much
Might cut my willy off and start using women's toilets
Nigga lives in Norwood-on-Thames
Irish diaspora worshiping a nog Pope
Meat
Rorke raging when I get in and kiss my dog on the lips
most posters here are glaswegian so it makes sense
why are you a catholic and not an orthodox christian
Lol
6 inch dildo
cock cage
fizzy juice
apples
toothpaste
dishwasher rinse aid
chickpeas
new pope mousenonce
:)
pope tobe !!
dis nigga lives in a fun fair house of mirrors
I am the irish diaspora you were warned about
IT'S AN AUSSIE
POPE BOGANUS
wasn't funny the first 10 times
10B boeing procurement
looking forward to the incoming plane crashes
pope cronem
REMINDER: this was the most diverse conclave in history!!!
someone dies and suddenly everyone cares after decades of not giving a shite
It's pope julian sutcliffe. wow!
Pope Nassim Dehouche
Actually fuck it I'm having pesto pasta for tea
Might whip out the posh stuff
A bit of linguine pesto
Pope Nigerius Backshots
the pope died. that is how I became catholicism
condoms
pestocunt loves his pesto
did you know there were cardinals from myanmar AND papua new guinea???
skibbidi pope
On an exercise bike right now as I’m typing this
Based.
I-It's him! The Pope of Kvatch!
I did!!
What does The Pope do?
on my knees praying to jah as I'm typing this
if you can focus on typing you aren't working hard enough
pope boring virgin freak cunt
I'm protestant
pope rasclaat
The Orphaned children of the west will make this disgusting Niggercattle World burn like a Funeral Pyre
might get some beers then if that's alright with you de lads
got an attitude don't you dashka
Big talk from a small man
Cronem coverin Katy's dignity wid Shein knickers
congratulations on your new job
bored now. where is this cunt
literally care only a single iota about the pope and that single iota is dedicated to posting about how little i care it
Completely superfluous
STRAY PAKI NUKE JUST HIT ST PETER'S
Whom'st
feels like a fried egg
pope deez nuts in yo mouf
based
need a real pacey pope like Ngubu
we need to refocus on the gherkin building. plenty of young tings getting it right now
on a Thursday Jeremy?!
Might finish off half a bottle of wine hanging about from Sunday
It's Thursday after all weekend eve
oops forgot I installed Anon Babble XT and all my filters need to be updated
bye bye incel freaks LOL
thank god Belgium flag is back, can’t stand your new Egyptian gimmick it doesn’t get any reaction
far right racist rorke you tit you utter tit rorke
well leftypol?
pope katie price
Pls be a leftypol pope pls be a leftypol pope Pls be a leftypol Pls be a leftypol Pls be a leftypol Pls be a leftypol
thank god Belgium flag is back
i wouldn't know x
heard that the pope will come and give the gherkin a blessing ceremony
white smoke has been seen erupting from the top of the gherkin, indicating the election of a new Papal Bull
shit in the woods
half a bottle of wine
2 glasses
What's even the facking point at that point?
Making this my linkedin description
It's not him you fool
Speak with God and enact His plans usually.
he's milking it a bit here lads
the cronclavem
it's unsauceable sorry
Thank you! Thank you! You're far too kind.
two words:
sneed pope
got diarrhea trying to force its way out of my ass right now but I need to see the pope come out in real time
had to go take a poo
just got word Huw Edwards has been elected as pope
where do the boys deposit keys to their cock cages?
Oh my days
Timmy couldn't get a white wife so got a Thai mail order
This is the result
Remember when dele alli went on tv crying about how he got raped lol
bare battylcaat in babylahn need Him guidance
ah yes, wow I’m convinced! Thanks Belgium cuck
chinese pope
NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
new popes probably dead
Are you Irish Diaspora? Anti-white posts like that are typically made by such.
shieeeeeet
Lovely new road markings
Almost blinding in their intensity
Say nun
Based
diego is currently praying for a blackie
you like dem pangpangs dont u LOL
yesterday whoever this new pope is was just a normal bloke down the pub or whatever then tomorrow all the catholics will be kissing his ring and kneeling to him. proper mental why does there need to be a pope he doesn't get a phoneline to god or anything
That's like two hours of drinking
reckon they just picked the one with the best traits?
just found out who you are all from this photo
Yeah it's almost like they want people to see the road markings
anti-white posts
mocking racemixers
here in ontario and quebec they used this "environmentally friendly" experimental road paint for years and years that doesn't reflect light if its even slightly wet so when they paint over the lines the black tar is more reflective at night than the actual lines it's like driving around in a 3rd world country
he doesn't get a phoneline to god or anything
Erm yes he does its in the contract
nah the one with the best focus tree
italy will have a civil war in 70 days
Almost blinding in their intensity
ktamf [kek those are my farts]
Shaking my head whenever i see a nonwhite on the telly
The implication is that 'Timmy' (read: white men) is undesirable to white women
It's anti-white cuckoldry.
white timmy's protectin dey pang pangs wid dey lives lol
pope muhammad
our road markings also don't survive being scraped by snowplows so half the roads in our capital city aren't marked and it's like driving around new dehli
you'd think the leafs would have a handle on the snow shit ya know
that picture clearly shows a hapa
it's usually a white father/gook mother
and it's like driving around new dehli
bet thats not the only reason
Ottawa seems really nice
apparently the previous pope was a proper introverted incel runt before he was elected
maybe rorke needs to become pope, finally finally force him to crawl out of his shell
just saw the new pope, he's not what i expected
watching the ally pally pope off. where do the fans poo
according to my parents we used to but nowadays the roads look like they've been bombed out
didn't even think of that lol
I like it here but the infrastructure is fucking TERRIBLE
do NOT look up the state of our public transit system
just seen a bird take a 55cm tentacle dildo down her throat
boring you lot
proper fucking boring
I think they were referring to Ratzinger
Pour me up a double shot of whiskey
FEMALE POPE
People sleeping on Pietro Parolin
Alri yank
You know me and Jack Daniels got a history brother
reckon I could be cardinal one day
the guy is a chinese stooge (unironically)
can we have an irish pope please i love their accents
nigger vs yellow monkey
Why is europe that fucked
asians sometimes eat live octopus, sure it wasn't it?
Probably going to be another fucking italian
Watching the pope livestream while I'm pooping haha x
HABEMUS PAPAM MOUSENOUNCE
archdiocese of Anon Babble
pope pasolini
When will there be an Italian-American pope? This is anti Italian-American discrimination.
im an ironic chinese stooge
Time for a British Pope I reckon.
martin scorsese????
my delivery driver on a friday night
Wonder what Aisha makes of all this
Was a bit racist to be faiir
THE POPE JUST HEADBUTTED THE AYATOLLAH
THAT'S A STRAIGHT RED
oh
well, that's that then.
right, well why can't the pope be asian or black rorke? haha sad bastard ye are man *starts river dancing*
what is janny playing at? fs
Pope Shagger I is planning to revoke clerical celibacy
based
no racism allowed
Janny on a fucking mad one
CIGARETTE BREAKS OVER AT ST. PETERS
we won rorke