/asean/

flight attendant bản

BWC coded

mulan looking ass bitch

Still... I denounce YeHoVaH.
I denounce Yeshua/Jesus.
I denounce Muhammad/Allah.
I denounce Abraham.

Hail Jupiter-Eloah, explicitly and implicitly.

Amen, so mote it be.

this is why i will never want a daughter

her body her rules chud

Context?

gago
-->

stop browsing pol, chud
it's destroy your brain

^tsmt

hits pipe

Are there filipinays in Indonesia?
Where do I meet them?

Daughter's sec tapes leaked

freaky ahh

Grim
Never understood why people take nudes and record themselves having sex
She also smoked weed or something?

her body her choice chud

i will never have a poorly filmed filipino sex tape in 480p

Youre khhv, chud

i'm a GRIB member

Guys there is a new Mcdonalds deal in the app. Come check it out.

rm9.90 crispy chicken burger/wrap eh?
thinking bout it tbf

stop fucking copying me chuds

lol get fucked, you unironic chud

She looks like she fucks passenger men

Anon Babble is full of israelis and israeli takes anyway, it's a mossad-cia pingpong match
there's no point going there these days

Is thia an anime general? Did no one go to Ado's concert?

HARI INIIII
HARIII YANG KAU TUNGGUUU
BERTAMBAH SATU TAHUN USIA MUU
BAHAGIALAH KAMUUU
....
MUDAH MUDAHAAAAAN
DIBERI UMURRRR PANJAAANNGGGG
SEHAT SELAMA LAMAAAAAA NYAAAAA

SELAMAAT ULANG TAHUNNN SELAMAT ULANG TAHUUUN

W laporin bapak aing

Fapped everyday right after I started drinking kopi kapal api. What the fuck
Is this the secret of the javanese's high population?

13 years old

kopi kapal api

Can I order this online or what

Is it not available in your local alfamart?

I think it's available on shopee

Does it look like this?

I'll try it although I don't know any nearby Alfamart

My weeb siblings tried to buy tickets, but they said that buying the tickets were an absolute clusterfuck and gave up in tears instead.

ikr, sheeeeesh

I drink the fine one. The one with robusta

we also have bottled version like this

This one?
I wanna fap more, so eh

I see, thanks.

I don't think it have such effect.
That was probably because he's a hornly melei himself.

As long as it has robusta. My cock is extremely sensitive every morning because of this shit and I can't fucking, stop, fapping...

SUSU

that is so us

the fuck does coffee have to do with fapping

Maybe it's because it contains the most real coffee beans out of all instant coffee your ever tried. Caffeine increase your heart beat, hence increase your libido.
Have you ever tried freshly brewed double espresso?
That should have much higher cafein you could have a heart attack

Going to my head going all out of control
Cause I shine so bright like dynamite gold

where finn

Maybe it's because the recently hired hot sexo clerk who's already resigned (sadly fuck fuck fuck) used to wear revealing clothes that showed off her cleavage and ass. Not to mention the milf at work has been dressing similarly lately.

you won...?

That's more like it

the recently hired hot sexo clerk ... wear revealing clothes

the milf at work has been dressing similarly lately.

ah, she felt threatened

I also took a zinc supplement on the same day I decided to drink kopi kapal api. This could be it
Yeah probably
I know. The milf kept bending over for as long as possible clearly trying to show off her cleavage. It's driving me insane..

dont take zinc if you're not deficient

I'm clearly cum deficient rn.

Boy gonna diss me
Boy Im so pissed
Boy gonna miss me
Boy you are dismissed
Cause i dont fall for boys like you

why?

You will fap everyday like me?

i fap 3-4 times a day,

t-to what

Your back doesn't hurt? Mine does

screaming and growling while listening to shirakami fubuki's asmr while riding my scooter in an industrial zone
still bad at it

mostly hentai
never

Teach me your technique. Do you sit down? Lie down?

is that a man's balls?

..yh

lie down, but sometimes i squeeze my onahole between a small gap on my desk then do the doggystyle, or between my pillows for missionary position.

why you're not banned?

How to get a gf with indonesian face, white body and japanese demeanor?

onahole

I should buy one but I'm afraid someone will find out. Hahahaha

Just do it

i told my family it's a PC component when the package came since they're too stupid to realize.

hehehe

This resonates with me. A man cosplaying the 50s stands next to someone. In a split frame a woman is also present. Having seen this, raising a daughter is almost unimaginable.

...

I've made one in the past but I failed to achieve the desired softness. I should try making one again

Just buy one bro
Singapore is just one crawl away

if you want to buy, buy the expensive one, the cheap ones are shit and break easily.

Buying on shopee is risky and buying in a physical store is embarrassing since I'm pretty shy. I'm trapped here.
I'll keep this in mind.

the expensive one

flip orb?

craving

fucking hell, I thought this was staged

the 3 loose girls will be bini's downfall
sad

They're all around you, pretending to be Indonesians

bini who

youtube.com/live/YaZcN-eVta8

get in here you fat virgins

Are there any vibrating onaholes?

all of them are loose except for mikha and aiah

grand strategy

french animation

sorry, but i'm watching the chimney instead

Gwen is tight

It's gonna be an African or a goy with a variant name of "Peter" to summon le Armageddon.

GIWTWM

what did he mean by this????

i can save them both

go to sleep, wagies

i missed it

never seen what happens after

new pope just dropped

i'm seeing more korean flags than ours in st peter's square
wtf bros, we're getting mogged by prots AGAIN

PGINOY'S DOOMER'S CHECKLIST

Cardinal Chito ain't gonna be the Pope

Duterte Slate Semi-Sweeping The Elections

Sara D. gonna be acquitted from Impeachment in the Senate

Sara D. becomes President

zuppi plssss

How to find girl like this

i saw some flips in the square

waving flips
very cool

just tried vibe coding
i feel like I'm becoming even lazier

balcony cam

Be Black.

be blond

If all of that shit happens, then we've successfully traded our geopolitical master USA with the chinx.

A majority of the future earnings, of the oil that will be drilled on the West Philippine Sea™ will concentrate within China's puppet government here.

The Dutertes might steer this country into being a cunt that's similar to Turkmenistan in the middle of the 2030s, jej

am watching the cnbc live

bbc news

fck the pope, dude
they always told me to make peace with the kingdom i'm currently on war with in medieval 2

white smoke rises up from the sistine chapel

new pope is elected

who is it?

how about you fucking watch a stream to find out

unironically suggest watching a "stream"

about electing a pope

fucking grim

we're all doing it thovgh, it's ok to join in

like being a bantering heathen makes you relevant lmao

abuela praying her guts out kek

i'm atheist and i'm watching the stream

pope francis took an hour to come out, big wait for this one probably

bro thinks watching a stream makes him relevant

grim.

muh projection

keep going

watch stream on jewtube or xitter uwu

no. i get my news on 4chang.

Tagle will not be the Pope.

You mean by luriking and spoonfeeding right?

big moment for irish girls

Irish are only Catholics to piss off Ulsterians now
What a shame

17k people watching the pope result

this is haram

It's an Anon Babble happening.

get a new caliph to match us :)

Sorry for the delay. I was watching Rosi's interview with Budi Gunadi Sadikin on Kompas TV

no average person calls their grandma 'oma' except for rich chink and pribumi families.

I'm free to describe the female parents of my parents using any term I want.
As far as I know, there's no one restriction put into place, on whom can use the term, unlike indonesian doctors association who want to limits which doctor could do specific medical intervention
It's nonsense. There's tons of puns "jidat jaddati", "bolu oppung boru", "ama is ama"

will most likely be less than a 155cm tall

even the priyayi still only eat whatever available for them

I don't blame you for making these assumption given the average plus few standard deviations.
It's just impossible to predict the height of 99.Xth percentile, given the predicted second and third quartile.
Coincidentally, it's similar to unpredictability of wealth per capita beyond 99th percentile

Unlike other lineages, we are taught to not skimp on foods. Following the maxim of "you're what you eat". That's why I feel guilty when I made ikhtiar to cut my avg daily food expenses which ballooned to 160k, the highest after corona; as compromising on quality and taste for cheaper inferior option means compromising on familial value
My great-grandparents and above, are definitely ahead of their time

we got new pope before gta vi
bleak

You don't want the Turks running that shit again

kompas — komando pastur

What do you expect?

fun spamming stuff with randos in live chat

IT'S HAPPENING

who

*, which would be impossible without using the term from another language.

non original name

weak

oh no

its a burger

wtf

american from chicago

peru citizen

69 yo

wtf

congrats
we have American Pope

it's fucking over

thought peruANO?

Who won?

Tagle ain't the Pope

( You) are here

Duterte slate semi-sweeping the elections

Sara Acquittal

Sara President

burger cunt will finally become catholic.
based.

a peruANO

doc kot
how do I clean my ears if I'm not supposed to use q-tip?

whats stream

BURGERPOPE
U
R
G
E
R
P
O
P
E

orange chud won again

Make America Great Again

youtube.com/watch?v=EEM7a3mHMR4

is this official Vatican shit delayed?

worst timeline desu

Headline for next 2 weeks

democrats starts an impeachment of Trump over interfering with pope election

Great Satan pope

Grim grim grim

it happened

he's moderate DOVGH

predictive programming

where is peruANO when you need him?

Just found my old pic of me 2 years ago in my old HDD, didn't age well now that my face looks a bit chubby

peruanon on suicide watch

peruANO

nonce

ncronline.org/news/cardinals-former-diocese-denies-claim-clerical-sexual-abuse-cover

burger-spic pope is anything but MAGA

ISRAEL FUCKING WON

kasalanan to ng bini

"Leo" as th next papal name is predicted by the Irish Times

irishtimes.com/opinion/2025/04/27/breda-obrien-whats-in-a-papal-name-heres-why-leo-would-be-an-interesting-choice-for-the-next-pope/

Nah they overstayed their welcome loggiestan

More reasons to stokpile BTC and short Philippine stocks.

It peaked to 28k at reveal

its over

Denounce Yehovah NOW

When are they going to choose the next Dalai Lama

are you happy about the pope peru?

It might be an American again.

iirc there was a Tibetan born from Minnesota who went to Nepal to be a master(?) of their Tibetan religion

here's my pope

Pope Leo XIV[a] (born Robert Francis Prevost; 14 September 1955) is the head of the Catholic Church and sovereign of the Vatican City State since 8 May 2025, where he became the first United States citizen, Peruvian citizen, North American or Augustinian to be elected Pope.
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/León_XIV

its over due sure hispanism over Peru will become stronger now.

PeruANO pope

kek

kino

Filipinos an heroing en masse because their pope didn't get elected

What happens to the non elected Pope candidates?

what do you think all that black and white smoke was?

kek peruANO still seething over a WHITE pope

french, italian and spanish descent

uhh sir he's 2/3 brown

none of those are denisovan thoughever

the current pope is also a peruvian citizen himself

but our resident peruANO schizo here doesnt like that because he is WHITE and will promote hispanism which he both loathes